Simon Says: Men Are Better Than Women
Women have ruined books.
First, they infiltrated books with their “romanceâ€? and other literary promiscuities. Fanny Hill, Lady Chatterley’s Lover, The Kite Runner; those are all obscene and rife with moral depravity. That last one is Oprah’s favorite tale about a little boy who gets raped. Who would read about something like that?
Women.
Then, when no one was looking, women turned books into magazines and slapped tampon ads all over them. I hope no one built a mini-mall on Hemingway’s grave. The constant movement of him spinning the fuck around inside will probably mess with the foundation.
I don’t even want to talk about Harry Potter. Those books made all women on Earth about five IQ points stupider just for getting read. Why the fuck would anyone try to score any goals in Quiddich? If they crossed the NBA with an Easter Egg hunt, going to see the Miami Heat play the Houston Rockets would mean getting punched in the mouth by Shaq while an Asian the size of Bird Bird probed your cornhole for a million dollar snitch. The ball would be long forgotten.
You would just try to catch the snitch, is what I’m saying — unless women were allowed to play for some stupid reason. Oh, would you look at that.
A long time ago, the American novel was something of honor and dignity. The Old Man in the Sea comes to mind, as do other manly works: The Great Gatsby, Catch-22, pretty much anything written by a Russian person.
Well, women have fucked all that up. And that means it’s up to me, Dick Masterson, to fix it. One book at a time.
Simon and Schuster are putting women in their place by putting Men Are Better Than Women: The Book in their mouths. Before I tell you what it is, let me tell you what Men Are Better Than Women: The Book is not.
It is not The Shopaholic Ties the Knot. It is not The Anger Workbook For Women. I checked and discovered that no, that book is not Blowjobs for Dummies being sold under a different title. It is not The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants, or any other book for women that could also be called Whorecules in New York: Chapter A Million. It is not The Knitting Circle or any other book where women get to vicariously live their dream of suffering close, personal loss like the death of a child.
Hercules in New York was a great movie. I wish there was a director’s cut that didn’t have the dick-off voice over messing with Arnold’s manjo. I would give that to everyone this Christmas.
And that’s exactly what you should do with my book.
Men Are Better Than Women: The Book is proof that everything I’ve said and ever will say is 100% accurate, that women can fuck off my site forever like I’ve always told them too and it doesn’t mean shit to me, and that no matter what, even in a business dominated by women and their rampant incompetencies, manliness prevails.
Men are better than women.
Also, blaming men for the three books I mentioned at the start of this is like blaming children for child pornography. That makes you a sick person, but more importantly, it makes you a wrong person.
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hey man, harry potter is great and you know it…
you have to jk rowling points on that one, even if she is woman
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Women are the scum of the earth and they know it. Especially nurses!
Dear Brothers I have posted before that I have no problems with cunts in my personal life, I can have cunts when I want to based on my wants and not needs because I have spiritually mastered myself.
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I fucking love your writing.
I’m a women, but its still fucking hilarious.
Men=build=destroy…
women=no thanks…
Sick depravity= man’s imagination…
yeah women running rampant raping people with dildos….
haha, they are physically smaller and more fragile, and they threaten you? what a coward…COWARD. Women threaten these little babies… this site is provoked by fear of losing power… what a cowardly idea. Like we ever cared. No we won’t leave, we don’t care…. It’s funny, the sadness and cowardly qualities men have. The ego centric whining. Ancient Cultures just seem to hold relevance to this day. And men have evolved? Women read books to understand what is happening, not to enjoy the problem…That’s something men enjoy doing. Murder, rape, torture. Women that do are also men… Man isn’t a good quality in women. Smart women avoid men like this. Luckily you have dumb groupies. Keep women dumb for your own sake.
Women should leave because they will reveal to you what you are. I forgot to add. They might actually reveal what you hide.
*Sigh* You’re gonna regret posting this once other guys see it. lol
Be prepared for being called “cunt” and “whore” and other shit like that! XD
While I do agree with your stuff, I don’t think ALL men have a cowardly streak of them. Just saying =)
Have you ever seen female construction workers? What are they doing? Standing there? Yeah I thought so.
Men are again, physically stronger… But I do know some, they are taller and heavier.
Women I know that grew up with a bond with a good father usually end up knowing how to fix cars, run auto shops, technical jobs…
Women are raised to not worry about those things by both parents. It’s the structure in which we are raised. Women can do these things… It’s society and family that affects overall outcome. I knew plenty of women that do, do these things because of their environment and how they were raised…why would that be a threat? why does it even matter? women that do these things seem to not feel superior either way. They enjoy what they do. I have little problem in technical areas, some maybe, but it was never needed of me… Doesn’t mean I won’t learn.
LOL! No, for real. That wasn’t funny. lol
jk!
Yeah, as I said before, the world used to be a paradise called ‘the jungle’, and then we came along and ruined it all, by creating a civilization. Dumb bitch.
OMG you must be so goddamn smart! I mean who here can honestly use all caps as a substitute for a valid point?!?!
Dick MAY be a little over the top in some of the things he says, BUT woven throughout this website are nuggets of truth.
And that is what makes it so true, and SO very hysterical.
We don’t need to get “over our selves”. There is nothing to get over.
Men ARE better than women.
And by the way, they turned down your application for Space Shuttle Captain.
Women are basically hopeless. All they managed to achieve for past decades of “struggle� is making men chase them, while them women working so hard on becoming less than shit. Now they become so much scared as their scheme falls apart as they observe less and less men are willing to chase them, by the minute. Being a shit she is, she is hopeing that this way she is gonna motivate a man to drop what he is doing, and start chasing women again, so they can continue concentrate on their developemnt of becomeing even more of a less than shit they are.
The funny-sad part is that they women would do anything just not to become competent about men, because the idea of becoming competent is the most unimaginable one, since all this time they are working and supporting each other in how to be incompetent, so as the result they do not have any clue how to become competent. Also their whole movement is all bs, as it originates form women being competitive against each other. This basically comes down to it, that women’s “friendship� is nothing more than one women pretending to be other women’s friend only to decrease her chances with men, by giving her wrong advices = helping her to become incompetent about men. On a gobal scale it = women becoming less than shit.
That’s why they are so jealous of this site and other men sites, because we men do not have that “phenomenonâ€? as a part of our equation, where the only aim is to fuck each other up. Women are now screeming out of loneliness, because they are lonely from men who don’t want them any more, and they are lonely from women who only compete between each other for last pussy men that are left there, so they can leach on them.
Women hit the trademill, invent something else, new, there is no way back to your old scheme, like maybe invent how to be competent about men, hugh??
lol! I have got to start using that one. You told me once, ‘never give a woman a direct answer to a question – unless it’s NO.’ That was GOLD. Arrogance took man to the moon and got america discovered, won wars, built the world’s most amazing and impossible things. And women try and tell men they hate arrogant men all the time. I was on a dating website a while back (what a waste of time) and all these women had “I prefer confidence to arrogance” all over their profiles. Of course ! they prefer it. They ‘prefer’ to have a fucking doormat to wipe their shoes on.
@ ALEX
Let me put it to you this way —> NO.
Whenever a woman calls a MAN an “arrogant, pompous, idiot, prick who should get over himself”, that man deserves a fucking STANDING OVATION.
He’s definitely doing something RIGHT.
You manholes LOVE to tell men to “get over themselves.”
Why?? So so he can focus on YOU instead??????
SHE: “There’s a big difference between confidence and arrogance”.
Goddamned right there is.
CONFIDENCE is sitting on your fat , lazy ass and saying:
“I am CONFIDENT the world is flat. Pass me another cookie.”
ARROGANCE —>> is getting up off his MAN ASS to build a boat and personally traverse the world’s tempestuous oceans to prove to himself that it’s fucking ROUND.
ARROGANT MEN WHO CHOSE NOT TO GET OVER THEMSELVES CHANGED THE FUCKING WORLD. What did you expect them to do??? Get over themselves and start paying attention to YOU instead?????
FUCK OFF.
Wow. (Applause) You, my friend, just kicked miles of ass. Those definitions are dead on, awesome work.
Cheers. You the fascinating thing is that you ALWAYS hear women say “I want a man who knows where he is going in life”.
But these cunts never finish that sentence.
Because what they REALLY mean is “I want a man who knows where he is going in life – as long as he pays all of his attention to ME”
And any man who knows better is a pompous asshole who “needs to get over himself”
Selfish cunts.
Menarebetterthanwomen.
you the pompus idiot get over yourself
all guys are the same
all women are the same
so shut the fuck up dumshit
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Tits or gtfo.
No… men got the world goin to where it is today, this is true, women helped by doin women things, but women things arent man things, a job needed doin, it got done. Sadly theres nothing left for men to do thats pioneering and manlyier, except sleep with you and your sister at the same time.
MEN FUCKED UP THE WORLD, GET IT RIGHT BILLY. YOU KNOW IT, I KNOW IT AND WE ALL KNOW IT.
Clair is building a straw man since she has no argument against the facts that women have never done anything but muck up the world. MISery is her first name.
women suck as people and Clair dropped by to prove that
What in the blazes are you blithering on about?!
- 4 Strings – Believe – 14 – Eastern Vibe
Where did the equipment to build those things come from? Earth. We figured out ways to manipulate the natural materials we were given and formed them into things. God, even a monkey knows that, sorry to be the one to point it out.