Simon Says: Men Are Better Than Women
Women have ruined books.
First, they infiltrated books with their “romance” and other literary promiscuities. Fanny Hill, Lady Chatterley’s Lover, The Kite Runner; those are all obscene and rife with moral depravity. That last one is Oprah’s favorite tale about a little boy who gets raped. Who would read about something like that?
Women.
Then, when no one was looking, women turned books into magazines and slapped tampon ads all over them. I hope no one built a mini-mall on Hemingway’s grave. The constant movement of him spinning the fuck around inside will probably mess with the foundation.
I don’t even want to talk about Harry Potter. Those books made all women on Earth about five IQ points stupider just for getting read. Why the fuck would anyone try to score any goals in Quiddich? If they crossed the NBA with an Easter Egg hunt, going to see the Miami Heat play the Houston Rockets would mean getting punched in the mouth by Shaq while an Asian the size of Bird Bird probed your cornhole for a million dollar snitch. The ball would be long forgotten.
You would just try to catch the snitch, is what I’m saying — unless women were allowed to play for some stupid reason. Oh, would you look at that.
A long time ago, the American novel was something of honor and dignity. The Old Man in the Sea comes to mind, as do other manly works: The Great Gatsby, Catch-22, pretty much anything written by a Russian person.
Well, women have fucked all that up. And that means it’s up to me, Dick Masterson, to fix it. One book at a time.
Simon and Schuster are putting women in their place by putting Men Are Better Than Women: The Book in their mouths. Before I tell you what it is, let me tell you what Men Are Better Than Women: The Book is not.
It is not The Shopaholic Ties the Knot. It is not The Anger Workbook For Women. I checked and discovered that no, that book is not Blowjobs for Dummies being sold under a different title. It is not The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants, or any other book for women that could also be called Whorecules in New York: Chapter A Million. It is not The Knitting Circle or any other book where women get to vicariously live their dream of suffering close, personal loss like the death of a child.
Hercules in New York was a great movie. I wish there was a director’s cut that didn’t have the dick-off voice over messing with Arnold’s manjo. I would give that to everyone this Christmas.
And that’s exactly what you should do with my book.
Men Are Better Than Women: The Book is proof that everything I’ve said and ever will say is 100% accurate, that women can fuck off my site forever like I’ve always told them too and it doesn’t mean shit to me, and that no matter what, even in a business dominated by women and their rampant incompetencies, manliness prevails.
Men are better than women.
Also, blaming men for the three books I mentioned at the start of this is like blaming children for child pornography. That makes you a sick person, but more importantly, it makes you a wrong person.
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November 22nd, 2007 at 1:27 am - IP Man-Hash: f68191fe56ea6
MansVoice, I wouldn’t boast about that. A man discovered electricity, men discovered cures for diseases and so did women. Not to mention that there are still many diseases left to be treated. Every brick on a road? Come on…
Men did not build the world from scratch. The world was there, men discovered things that they could do with it. So did women. God you all make me feel literally sick.
November 22nd, 2007 at 1:52 am - IP Man-Hash: 6d589b37beaa5
Yeah, go on and lie to yourself. Every brick was there because a man placed it, enough said.
November 22nd, 2007 at 1:56 am - IP Man-Hash: f68191fe56ea6
Well, at least you agree with the rest. I’ll settle for that.
November 22nd, 2007 at 12:18 pm - IP Man-Hash: 800539029be9b
Prove it!
November 22nd, 2007 at 12:23 pm - IP Man-Hash: 800539029be9b
So true.
November 22nd, 2007 at 3:16 pm - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
Bullshit. Ever heard of a differential, rack and pinion or worm gear? How about double helical and involute gears?
Bearings? Piston rod and camshaft?
Pasteurisation?
Penicillin?
…
Also, writing a software application is hardly ever inventing or discovering anything new.
- Dirty Vegas - Days Go By [radio edit]
November 22nd, 2007 at 4:47 pm - IP Man-Hash: f68191fe56ea6
Where did the equipment to build those things come from? Earth. We figured out ways to manipulate the natural materials we were given and formed them into things. God, even a monkey knows that, sorry to be the one to point it out.
November 23rd, 2007 at 7:43 am - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
What in the blazes are you blithering on about?!
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November 23rd, 2007 at 10:11 am - IP Man-Hash: 58f66b0866fa9
Clair is building a straw man since she has no argument against the facts that women have never done anything but muck up the world. MISery is her first name.
women suck as people and Clair dropped by to prove that
January 6th, 2008 at 7:50 pm - IP Man-Hash: 557cf002c6a29
MEN FUCKED UP THE WORLD, GET IT RIGHT BILLY. YOU KNOW IT, I KNOW IT AND WE ALL KNOW IT.
January 22nd, 2008 at 12:41 am - IP Man-Hash: 18460e070aee6
No… men got the world goin to where it is today, this is true, women helped by doin women things, but women things arent man things, a job needed doin, it got done. Sadly theres nothing left for men to do thats pioneering and manlyier, except sleep with you and your sister at the same time.
April 9th, 2008 at 2:29 am - IP Man-Hash: 287b9074dd0a0
Tits or gtfo.
April 18th, 2008 at 10:36 pm - IP Man-Hash: 7e2a1ca50abcb
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June 17th, 2008 at 9:03 pm - IP Man-Hash: abcf6636c6b57
you the pompus idiot get over yourself
all guys are the same
all women are the same
so shut the fuck up dumshit
June 17th, 2008 at 9:26 pm - IP Man-Hash: 980affc676c88
@ ALEX
Let me put it to you this way —> NO.
Whenever a woman calls a MAN an “arrogant, pompous, idiot, prick who should get over himself”, that man deserves a fucking STANDING OVATION.
He’s definitely doing something RIGHT.
You manholes LOVE to tell men to “get over themselves.”
Why?? So so he can focus on YOU instead??????
SHE: “There’s a big difference between confidence and arrogance”.
Goddamned right there is.
CONFIDENCE is sitting on your fat , lazy ass and saying:
“I am CONFIDENT the world is flat. Pass me another cookie.”
ARROGANCE —>> is getting up off his MAN ASS to build a boat and personally traverse the world’s tempestuous oceans to prove to himself that it’s fucking ROUND.
ARROGANT MEN WHO CHOSE NOT TO GET OVER THEMSELVES CHANGED THE FUCKING WORLD. What did you expect them to do??? Get over themselves and start paying attention to YOU instead?????
FUCK OFF.
June 17th, 2008 at 9:46 pm - IP Man-Hash: d31d7176eef9f
lol! I have got to start using that one. You told me once, ‘never give a woman a direct answer to a question - unless it’s NO.’ That was GOLD. Arrogance took man to the moon and got america discovered, won wars, built the world’s most amazing and impossible things. And women try and tell men they hate arrogant men all the time. I was on a dating website a while back (what a waste of time) and all these women had “I prefer confidence to arrogance” all over their profiles. Of course ! they prefer it. They ‘prefer’ to have a fucking doormat to wipe their shoes on.
June 17th, 2008 at 11:43 pm - IP Man-Hash: 53c465a058eb2
Women are basically hopeless. All they managed to achieve for past decades of “struggle” is making men chase them, while them women working so hard on becoming less than shit. Now they become so much scared as their scheme falls apart as they observe less and less men are willing to chase them, by the minute. Being a shit she is, she is hopeing that this way she is gonna motivate a man to drop what he is doing, and start chasing women again, so they can continue concentrate on their developemnt of becomeing even more of a less than shit they are.
The funny-sad part is that they women would do anything just not to become competent about men, because the idea of becoming competent is the most unimaginable one, since all this time they are working and supporting each other in how to be incompetent, so as the result they do not have any clue how to become competent. Also their whole movement is all bs, as it originates form women being competitive against each other. This basically comes down to it, that women’s “friendship” is nothing more than one women pretending to be other women’s friend only to decrease her chances with men, by giving her wrong advices = helping her to become incompetent about men. On a gobal scale it = women becoming less than shit.
That’s why they are so jealous of this site and other men sites, because we men do not have that “phenomenon” as a part of our equation, where the only aim is to fuck each other up. Women are now screeming out of loneliness, because they are lonely from men who don’t want them any more, and they are lonely from women who only compete between each other for last pussy men that are left there, so they can leach on them.
Women hit the trademill, invent something else, new, there is no way back to your old scheme, like maybe invent how to be competent about men, hugh??
June 27th, 2008 at 7:41 am - IP Man-Hash: d93e890301a8e
Dick MAY be a little over the top in some of the things he says, BUT woven throughout this website are nuggets of truth.
And that is what makes it so true, and SO very hysterical.
We don’t need to get “over our selves”. There is nothing to get over.
Men ARE better than women.
And by the way, they turned down your application for Space Shuttle Captain.
June 27th, 2008 at 10:23 am - IP Man-Hash: ac5e782dab2ad
OMG you must be so goddamn smart! I mean who here can honestly use all caps as a substitute for a valid point?!?!
June 27th, 2008 at 10:51 am - IP Man-Hash: a28a8fa6fa63a
Yeah, as I said before, the world used to be a paradise called ‘the jungle’, and then we came along and ruined it all, by creating a civilization. Dumb bitch.