Men Are Man-Prettier Than Women

Here’s one of my least favorite Shit-A-Myths. It’s so sneaky and seemingly fucking harmless, I don’t think there’s a man on Earth who hasn’t said it without a second thought.

“Men are big and ugly while women are graceful, beautiful, and attractive.”

Women are none of those things. Women are clumsy, monkey-lipped, and gross.

I don’t know who the fuck started this myth. It was probably some 17th century Mangina — which just proves how awesomely powerful men are. Even when firing on only half their cylinders, Mangina men can fabricate lies that last through the generations. That’s manly!

There’s just one thing. It isn’t true.

Women are not better looking than men. Women are not better or as good as men at anything. Watch me unfold this like a deck of cards. You ladies out there — who shouldn’t fucking be out there and who are frothing at the mouth right now with anti-homosexual and anti-Semitic epithets for yours truly — be prepared to go fuck yourselves because I took all the Jokers out of the this deck.

Proof #1

The male of every other species on Earth is the more attractive one; from flora to fuck-off insects and fish. How about male peacocks — nature’s pimp? They look completely awesome. They look so incredible and man-jestic they should all just have sex with each other until nature figures out a way to get rid of those dumpy looking female peacocks.

Ever heard of a lion? Fuck off.

Proof #2

I can count the number of classical works of beauty and art of the highest antiquity that feature women on my penis. One. There’s only the Mona Lisa and as everyone knows that’s not even really considered all that great a painting. It’s just famous because of that book.

Michelangelo’s David, Van Gogh’s Self Portrait in a Grey Hat, da Vinci’s Man in the Circle Thing; each one an unforgettable masterpiece and all featuring men. If women were so fucking attractive, you think they could at least make a cameo in the art history of an entire species? Is it laziness or ugliness? When women are involved, it’s always both.

Proof #3

Women are so embarrassed at the idea of touching their own ugly asses, they won’t even admit it. Fuck, I admit that at least once a day. There could be no other possible reason for that shame.

Conclusion

In conclusion, the myth stated at the beginning of this dissertation requires clarification. It should not read, ‘Men are big and ugly while women are graceful, beautiful, and attractive,’ but should instead probably say something like, ‘Women will believe any excuse you tell them to get laid because they’re whores, even if a lifetime of mirrors is telling them the exact opposite.’

That even rolls off my man-tongue better; probably because I’m not choking on bile.

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Comment by Ondine
2010-01-08 16:03:33 - IP Man-Hash: 77470e1cedd3d

All I want to say is that The Birth of Venus and Girl with a Pearl Earring were both done by masters, and are considered by millions to be gorgeous works of art. I have even seen the Birth of Venus in real life, it is spectacular. As spectacular as David, also a stunning work of art. I’m not standing up for women, just standing up for art.

 
Comment by dee
2009-12-26 16:56:32 - IP Man-Hash: 63d4e33525e50

from a defensive standpoint,women r better drivers. but it’s a medical fact that men have far better instincts, depth perception, & spatial capacity.

 
Comment by dee
2009-12-26 16:54:19 - IP Man-Hash: 63d4e33525e50

viagra is just a convenience drug.women don’t realize their is no such thing as erectile dysfunction…it’s stimulus malfunction. we just label it as a medical condition because we don’t want to insult them by saying their unattractive or lousey in bed…which is why we love porn…variety is the spice of life, & all men want to bang as many women as they can before they die. go tiger, go.

 
Comment by dee
2009-12-26 16:48:47 - IP Man-Hash: 63d4e33525e50

it will always be a man’s world simply because we r accountable for r actions. too many women act irrationally , & then blame their menses. u don’t see men punching each other ,only to blame their testosterone !

 
Comment by dee
2009-12-26 16:45:12 - IP Man-Hash: 63d4e33525e50

if women ran the world , every dwelling would be one-story high…& made from papier machie !

 
Comment by dee
2009-12-26 16:43:55 - IP Man-Hash: 63d4e33525e50

there will never be a women president ,simply because u can’t solve a major crisis by crying !

 
Comment by dee
2009-12-26 16:42:07 - IP Man-Hash: 63d4e33525e50

famous author salman rushdie said it best ; women don’t want to be married , they just want a wedding [ where they can be treated like a queen for a day...& a whore later that night].

 
Comment by dee
2009-12-26 16:38:23 - IP Man-Hash: 63d4e33525e50

even as a hetero male, i know this absolute truth ; a male model w/a shaved head,glasses & no make-up is far prettier than a female model w/same traits.

 
Comment by Jack-The-Ripper
2009-11-08 00:04:54 - IP Man-Hash: 139c3979d3ee6

What peace and tranquility a man can enjoy without an annoying woman round.

Let a woman in your life…..
And your sabatical is through.
She’ll redecorate your home,
from the cellar to the dome,
then go on to the enthralling fun of over-hauling YOU.

Let a woman in your life…..
And you’re up against a wall.
Make a plan and you will find,
She has something else in mind,
And so rather than do either you do something else that neither likes at all.

You want to talk of Keats or Milton.
She only wants to talk of “love�.
You’ll go to watch a game or concert,
and spend it searching for her GLOVE.

Let a woman in your life.
And you invite eternal strife.

Let them buy their wedding bands,
for their anxious little hands…..

….. I’d be equally as willing for a dentist to be drilling than to ever let a woman in my life.

- My Fair Lady.
(Best Picture 1964)

 
Comment by Haha89
2009-10-01 13:32:51 - IP Man-Hash: b2a3745f0d705

Chris AND MarkEMark=Mr. Empty-pants

 
Comment by Jade
2009-08-20 11:38:27 - IP Man-Hash: 85df23230814f

The male animals are usually the better looking animals in order to gain attention of the female. The female gets to chose the male she wants to mate wtih. They’re all prettier to win the female over. So the women hold more power in the animal world, especially in the lion world. The lioness gets to chose who is in her pack and who is not.

And what do you mean women won’t touch their asses? Everyone has to touch their own ass, well not bare handed, but to make sure they’re clean after going to the washroom.

There are two sides to the males being prettier, it’s so the female can chose who she wants, and she has to protect the babies once they’re born. Not just because males are better.

 
Comment by dicks rule
2009-07-28 20:57:29 - IP Man-Hash: 7ca66f631bfaf

yeah, dick is right again. stop ogling those ugly ass bitches and spending money on strippers. take down those naked calendars of whores off your wall, stop going to Hooters and strip clubs. go to a gay bar instead and see the real hotties

menarebetterthanwomen

 
Comment by sarah
2009-07-04 04:18:33 - IP Man-Hash: e91c75be73178

ok dick if you really cant stand the sight of us, why dont you lock yourself up in your room, shave your head so you look like a giant penis and grow a pedophile mustache.
and constantly make up bullshit and post it on the web
that way no woman will ever bother you again

 
Comment by wellfuckme
2009-05-13 00:53:38 - IP Man-Hash: 6a925399abc1f

you aren’t gay. you just think that women are the most ugly and disgusting beings on earth. and yet you still fuck them. you think very lowly of yourself. aim higher, fuck a man.

 
Comment by John Pinkerton
2009-02-11 15:00:54 - IP Man-Hash: c2d4c89309e62

The funny thing about Mona Lisa is it is a self portrait of Micheal Angelo as a woman. That is where the beauty comes from, disguising a mans great features under a womans figure.

Comment by whatever
2009-02-15 10:00:44 - IP Man-Hash: a145f183daa02

michaelangelo?
it was leonardo da vinci.

or maybe, because i’m a woman, i have no cultural clue.

Comment by Chris
2009-07-04 07:28:20 - IP Man-Hash: 590d623a0afe8

Ladies, ladies!!!! PLEASE!!!!

Calm yourselves.

We all know it doesn’t matter to you WHICH MAN painted the Mona Lisa. Just like it doesn’t matter which MAN invented air travel, broke the sound barrier, or which MAN composed the world’s greatest operas.

What’s important to realize is that A WOMAN DIDN’T.

Menarebetterrthanwomen.

Now if you want any cock, or a sperm feeding, or a man to care about you… you are going to have to learn to shut the fuck up and fuck off this website.

This will NEVER get you laid.

Comment by Jane
2009-07-04 09:07:38 - IP Man-Hash: 8ad0752c7b3f8

Really? Got laid last night. Thanks for playing though.

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Comment by Chris
2009-07-04 09:12:01 - IP Man-Hash: 590d623a0afe8

Of COURSE you did.
All women are whores.

Nothing wrong with being a whore sweety…
as long as you know that’s exactly what you ARE.

And you’ll notice, you didn’t get laid by arguing about the Mona Lisa. You got laid by shutting the fuck up and making like a sperm vacuum.

Getting laid is easy, sugartits.

Locating a woman worth treating like anything more than a tree stump – that’s impossible.

Menarebetterthanwomen.

 
Comment by Jane
2009-07-04 09:16:14 - IP Man-Hash: 8ad0752c7b3f8

I hear ya, hon. It’s tough finding a man worth treating like anything more than a joy stick.

Oh, but what a joy he was!

 
Comment by Chris
2009-07-04 09:17:20 - IP Man-Hash: 590d623a0afe8

Please. I can’t even GET RID of you.

Think about it.

 
Comment by Jane
2009-07-04 09:20:32 - IP Man-Hash: 8ad0752c7b3f8

I am thinking…about the great lickings last night!

 
Comment by Chris
2009-07-04 09:24:47 - IP Man-Hash: 590d623a0afe8

Right. 80% of Americunts have an STD and you’re pretending some guy ATE it??

123981725371654 comedians out of work, and you’re looking for a job.

 
Comment by Jane
2009-07-04 09:26:43 - IP Man-Hash: 8ad0752c7b3f8

That’s how damn good I am, sweetheart!

 
Comment by Chris
2009-07-04 09:28:22 - IP Man-Hash: 590d623a0afe8

Oh you’re not the only one sweety. LOTS of women are really good at pretending that one woman differs from another.

It’s not nearly enough to make you “special”.

 
Comment by Jane
2009-07-04 09:33:55 - IP Man-Hash: 8ad0752c7b3f8

Yes, you’re right. There are a ton of amazing women out there right along with me.

Thanks for noticing.

 
Comment by Chris
2009-07-04 09:39:38 - IP Man-Hash: 590d623a0afe8

You’re “amazing” alright. No matter how much a man doesn’t want you whores around, you just won’t fuck off and leave.

You don’t pay a whore to fuck you.
You gotta pay her to leave.

Menarebetterthanwomen.

 
Comment by Jane
2009-07-04 09:41:26 - IP Man-Hash: 8ad0752c7b3f8

Another offer?

 
Comment by Chris
2009-07-04 09:43:02 - IP Man-Hash: 590d623a0afe8

No I have what’s known as “standards”.

I wouldn’t fuck you with someone else’s cock.

In fact, if you were on FIRE.
I wouldn’t even PISS on you.

 
Comment by Jane
2009-07-04 09:45:53 - IP Man-Hash: 8ad0752c7b3f8

I wasn’t looking for an offer to fuck honey. I was looking for you to pay me to leave.

Don’t you pay attention to what you write?

 
Comment by Chris
2009-07-04 09:50:35 - IP Man-Hash: 590d623a0afe8

Why would I pay you to leave?
Are you insane?

You haven’t even spit shined my taint yet.

Treat a woman like absolute garbage and she just won’t stop coming back for more. You worthless hookers set that standard. Then you want a man’s “respect” and money?

You never said you were funny.

 
Comment by RB
2009-07-04 10:15:47 - IP Man-Hash: 1715bb09750c4

I can bet that Jane is overweight.

 
Comment by studioline
2009-07-04 10:57:27 - IP Man-Hash: 4f45a55097af2

When will you “amazing” women learn how to talk with men???

 
 
Comment by Jade
2009-08-20 11:41:20 - IP Man-Hash: 85df23230814f

I get laid by my boyfriend pretty often. And he doesn’t think I’m a whore. There are some men out there who have some class.

I sincerely hope that most of the men on here are just being trolls. It’s hard to tell with this site.

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Comment by Rose
2009-07-04 01:19:19 - IP Man-Hash: f504de5d3b51e

er – how can it be Michelangelo’s self-portrait, when it was painted by Leonardo Da Vinci???

Comment by sarah
2009-07-04 04:13:15 - IP Man-Hash: e91c75be73178

she just slapped you in the throat.

Comment by RB
2009-07-04 05:28:33 - IP Man-Hash: 1715bb09750c4

I can say with authority that the intellectual level of women visiting this site has decreased from 2008 to 2009. Proof are comments as the above.

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Comment by Jane
2009-07-04 09:08:51 - IP Man-Hash: 8ad0752c7b3f8

I can say with authority the the intellectual level of men visiting this site has NEVER even registered a reading!

 
Comment by Chris
2009-07-04 09:13:49 - IP Man-Hash: 590d623a0afe8

Why are you pretending that you spread your legs for a man based on his “intellectual reading”????

If that were true, you hookers would line up to blow Stephen Hawking.

Cute try, sweety. But try harder.

 
Comment by Jane
2009-07-04 09:19:20 - IP Man-Hash: 8ad0752c7b3f8

What?! I’m not pretending that at all. There ARE no men with enough intellectual reading to base my spreading on!

Silly rabbit.

 
Comment by Chris
2009-07-04 09:21:52 - IP Man-Hash: 590d623a0afe8

Exactly. Men don’t interact with you for “intellectual ” reasons. Wake up. Your a cump dump whore and that’s it. When a man wants to intellectualize, he doesn’t go to a woman.

You really ARE fucking stupid.

 
Comment by Jane
2009-07-04 09:27:39 - IP Man-Hash: 8ad0752c7b3f8

Or am I? I got what I wanted.

The end

 
Comment by Chris
2009-07-04 09:29:44 - IP Man-Hash: 590d623a0afe8

No no, HE got what he wanted.

 
Comment by Jane
2009-07-04 09:34:25 - IP Man-Hash: 8ad0752c7b3f8

Yes, yes he did!

 
Comment by Chris
2009-07-04 09:37:21 - IP Man-Hash: 590d623a0afe8

But that’s what you’re there for. Jesus Fucking Christ, I thought you were leaving. What’s with you hookers??

OBVIOUSLY you don’t pay a whore to fuck you.
YOU GOTTA PAY HER TO LEAVE.

Menarebetterthanwomen.

 
Comment by Jane
2009-07-04 09:40:54 - IP Man-Hash: 8ad0752c7b3f8

And that’s what he’s there for. See how it works?

You making an offer?

 
Comment by Chris
2009-07-04 09:42:01 - IP Man-Hash: 590d623a0afe8

I would rather stick needles in my eyes, whore.
I wouldn’t fuck you with someone else’s cock.

In fact, if you were on FIRE.
I wouldn’t even PISS on you.

 
Comment by Jane
2009-07-04 09:46:49 - IP Man-Hash: 8ad0752c7b3f8

Umm. Wow.

You. really. are. stupid.

Read your post

 
Comment by Chris
2009-07-04 09:59:52 - IP Man-Hash: 590d623a0afe8

There you go again… pretending “brains” has anything to do with whether or not you suck dick.

Does that usually work?

 
Comment by RB
2009-07-04 10:11:59 - IP Man-Hash: 1715bb09750c4

I can say with authority the the intellectual level of men visiting this site has NEVER even registered a reading!

“Sorry love, but that didn’t work.” – Alan Partridge.

And in case you’re wondering who Alan Partridge is, watch this video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6chg1ogvMw

 
Comment by RB
2009-07-04 10:12:42 - IP Man-Hash: 1715bb09750c4

I can say with authority the the intellectual level of men visiting this site has NEVER even registered a reading!

“Sorry love, but that didn’t work.” – Alan Partridge.

 
 
 
 
 
Comment by Bex
2008-09-19 09:30:50 - IP Man-Hash: 88946aa2b5dd7

where did you get this shit from? Let me guess the bible? Next your be telling me that its ‘wrong’ to be gay! What a load of shit!

Comment by Killinmachine
2008-12-02 20:35:42 - IP Man-Hash: ec3dbf709baf4

No, he got it from facts, And no greater shit than a woman’s word

 
 
2008-09-12 19:21:14 - IP Man-Hash: 8a37b6454e781

You know nothing about nature and biology, don’t try me on that subject….

Men smell and yes they tend to be uglier…They can’t wipe their butts till they are 30, how about doing laundry for 30 years from many women I know?

Men are lucky we are nicer, well sometimes.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k27hrnfkKrI

 
Comment by studioline
2008-07-15 21:39:42 - IP Man-Hash: be0748ec5e0e9

Heather said:

@lauren
thanks for being a bitch to me.

Yep no one likes you nor want’s your pussy, even chicks, maybe you should consider switching to a domestic pet to “handle” you, and then again maybe you already do or even did. God only knows what else you are capable of.

 
Comment by Heather
2008-07-15 21:31:10 - IP Man-Hash: adfc6a2d5f8d6

@lauren
thanks for being a bitch to me.

 
Comment by studioline
2008-07-15 21:29:39 - IP Man-Hash: be0748ec5e0e9

Lauren said:

studioline said:

Lauren said:

studioline said:

Lauren said:

Again I reiterate that I like a good deep dicking as much as a gay homosexual (You all are homosexuals, aren’t you? So I am sure you can all relate…) So women hate sex, women don’t do anything right, blah, blah, blah, right, got it, so why are you dedicating an entire website to us?? And also, if women are so much uglier than men, then why do 100% of straight men (Although I am pretty sure none of you fit into the “straight” category) prefer the wonderful warmth of a womans breasts in their face as opposed to salty man balls? I mean men spend so much time oogling women, but I guess thats bullshit too? Where the hell is your logic man?

Talking shit is common, what do you have to offer?

Interesting way of trying to avoid my questions, which apparently you are another dumb “woman hating bull fag” who can’t read or comprehend clearly, so let me spell it out for your sperm infected brain:

If you agree with everything that Dick here is saying, that women are entirely incompetent, on all levels, even including looks, then don’t you think you need to start pitching for the other team? (Well, you could be the pitcher or the catcher) I can’t argue that the ratio of really shitty women, to really awesome women is pathetically high (By which I mean, there are far more shitty women than really awesome women) I’m not denying that this type of woman doesn’t exist, but do you really think all of us are like this? Honestly? As far as feminism goes, I think feminism sucks, and not only does it suck, but it has fucked things up over the past 5 decades. However, this male “macho-ism” is just as equally devastating. And finally, if you agree with the idea that men are “prettier” than women, there is something wrong with you. I’m a woman, and I still know women have more to look at than men. Unless of course, you’re gay.

I am not avoiding you question you are avoiding mine. why is it so hard for you just openly admit it that you are in heat and you want my cock, to stop being bitter and become sweet again???

If you play your ball again, Ill tell you bye

Hey, well I would want yours, but it wouldn’t stay up if the opportunity arose (With you being homosexual and all), and also I have nice piece of man meat here, which I happen to love dearly. He didn’t have to act like a chauvinistic pig to get me to make dinner for him everyday, clean the house, kiss his ass, and be a wonderful and loving girlfriend. He just treated me like a person. I’m not bitter, I am just poking fun at you.

Yep, I knew you still would wanna mine