Men Are Man-Prettier Than Women
Here’s one of my least favorite Shit-A-Myths. It’s so sneaky and seemingly fucking harmless, I don’t think there’s a man on Earth who hasn’t said it without a second thought.
“Men are big and ugly while women are graceful, beautiful, and attractive.”
Women are none of those things. Women are clumsy, monkey-lipped, and gross.
I don’t know who the fuck started this myth. It was probably some 17th century Mangina — which just proves how awesomely powerful men are. Even when firing on only half their cylinders, Mangina men can fabricate lies that last through the generations. That’s manly!
There’s just one thing. It isn’t true.
Women are not better looking than men. Women are not better or as good as men at anything. Watch me unfold this like a deck of cards. You ladies out there — who shouldn’t fucking be out there and who are frothing at the mouth right now with anti-homosexual and anti-Semitic epithets for yours truly — be prepared to go fuck yourselves because I took all the Jokers out of the this deck.
Proof #1
The male of every other species on Earth is the more attractive one; from flora to fuck-off insects and fish. How about male peacocks — nature’s pimp? They look completely awesome. They look so incredible and man-jestic they should all just have sex with each other until nature figures out a way to get rid of those dumpy looking female peacocks.
Ever heard of a lion? Fuck off.
Proof #2
I can count the number of classical works of beauty and art of the highest antiquity that feature women on my penis. One. There’s only the Mona Lisa and as everyone knows that’s not even really considered all that great a painting. It’s just famous because of that book.
Michelangelo’s David, Van Gogh’s Self Portrait in a Grey Hat, da Vinci’s Man in the Circle Thing; each one an unforgettable masterpiece and all featuring men. If women were so fucking attractive, you think they could at least make a cameo in the art history of an entire species? Is it laziness or ugliness? When women are involved, it’s always both.
Proof #3
Women are so embarrassed at the idea of touching their own ugly asses, they won’t even admit it. Fuck, I admit that at least once a day. There could be no other possible reason for that shame.
Conclusion
In conclusion, the myth stated at the beginning of this dissertation requires clarification. It should not read, ‘Men are big and ugly while women are graceful, beautiful, and attractive,’ but should instead probably say something like, ‘Women will believe any excuse you tell them to get laid because they’re whores, even if a lifetime of mirrors is telling them the exact opposite.’
That even rolls off my man-tongue better; probably because I’m not choking on bile.
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All I want to say is that The Birth of Venus and Girl with a Pearl Earring were both done by masters, and are considered by millions to be gorgeous works of art. I have even seen the Birth of Venus in real life, it is spectacular. As spectacular as David, also a stunning work of art. I’m not standing up for women, just standing up for art.
from a defensive standpoint,women r better drivers. but it’s a medical fact that men have far better instincts, depth perception, & spatial capacity.
viagra is just a convenience drug.women don’t realize their is no such thing as erectile dysfunction…it’s stimulus malfunction. we just label it as a medical condition because we don’t want to insult them by saying their unattractive or lousey in bed…which is why we love porn…variety is the spice of life, & all men want to bang as many women as they can before they die. go tiger, go.
it will always be a man’s world simply because we r accountable for r actions. too many women act irrationally , & then blame their menses. u don’t see men punching each other ,only to blame their testosterone !
if women ran the world , every dwelling would be one-story high…& made from papier machie !
there will never be a women president ,simply because u can’t solve a major crisis by crying !
famous author salman rushdie said it best ; women don’t want to be married , they just want a wedding [ where they can be treated like a queen for a day...& a whore later that night].
even as a hetero male, i know this absolute truth ; a male model w/a shaved head,glasses & no make-up is far prettier than a female model w/same traits.
What peace and tranquility a man can enjoy without an annoying woman round.
Let a woman in your life…..
And your sabatical is through.
She’ll redecorate your home,
from the cellar to the dome,
then go on to the enthralling fun of over-hauling YOU.
Let a woman in your life…..
And you’re up against a wall.
Make a plan and you will find,
She has something else in mind,
And so rather than do either you do something else that neither likes at all.
You want to talk of Keats or Milton.
She only wants to talk of “love�.
You’ll go to watch a game or concert,
and spend it searching for her GLOVE.
Let a woman in your life.
And you invite eternal strife.
Let them buy their wedding bands,
for their anxious little hands…..
….. I’d be equally as willing for a dentist to be drilling than to ever let a woman in my life.
- My Fair Lady.
(Best Picture 1964)
Chris AND MarkEMark=Mr. Empty-pants
The male animals are usually the better looking animals in order to gain attention of the female. The female gets to chose the male she wants to mate wtih. They’re all prettier to win the female over. So the women hold more power in the animal world, especially in the lion world. The lioness gets to chose who is in her pack and who is not.
And what do you mean women won’t touch their asses? Everyone has to touch their own ass, well not bare handed, but to make sure they’re clean after going to the washroom.
There are two sides to the males being prettier, it’s so the female can chose who she wants, and she has to protect the babies once they’re born. Not just because males are better.
yeah, dick is right again. stop ogling those ugly ass bitches and spending money on strippers. take down those naked calendars of whores off your wall, stop going to Hooters and strip clubs. go to a gay bar instead and see the real hotties
menarebetterthanwomen
ok dick if you really cant stand the sight of us, why dont you lock yourself up in your room, shave your head so you look like a giant penis and grow a pedophile mustache.
and constantly make up bullshit and post it on the web
that way no woman will ever bother you again
you aren’t gay. you just think that women are the most ugly and disgusting beings on earth. and yet you still fuck them. you think very lowly of yourself. aim higher, fuck a man.
The funny thing about Mona Lisa is it is a self portrait of Micheal Angelo as a woman. That is where the beauty comes from, disguising a mans great features under a womans figure.
michaelangelo?
it was leonardo da vinci.
or maybe, because i’m a woman, i have no cultural clue.
Ladies, ladies!!!! PLEASE!!!!
Calm yourselves.
We all know it doesn’t matter to you WHICH MAN painted the Mona Lisa. Just like it doesn’t matter which MAN invented air travel, broke the sound barrier, or which MAN composed the world’s greatest operas.
What’s important to realize is that A WOMAN DIDN’T.
Menarebetterrthanwomen.
Now if you want any cock, or a sperm feeding, or a man to care about you… you are going to have to learn to shut the fuck up and fuck off this website.
This will NEVER get you laid.
Really? Got laid last night. Thanks for playing though.
Of COURSE you did.
All women are whores.
Nothing wrong with being a whore sweety…
as long as you know that’s exactly what you ARE.
And you’ll notice, you didn’t get laid by arguing about the Mona Lisa. You got laid by shutting the fuck up and making like a sperm vacuum.
Getting laid is easy, sugartits.
Locating a woman worth treating like anything more than a tree stump – that’s impossible.
Menarebetterthanwomen.
I hear ya, hon. It’s tough finding a man worth treating like anything more than a joy stick.
Oh, but what a joy he was!
Please. I can’t even GET RID of you.
Think about it.
I am thinking…about the great lickings last night!
Right. 80% of Americunts have an STD and you’re pretending some guy ATE it??
123981725371654 comedians out of work, and you’re looking for a job.
That’s how damn good I am, sweetheart!
Oh you’re not the only one sweety. LOTS of women are really good at pretending that one woman differs from another.
It’s not nearly enough to make you “special”.
Yes, you’re right. There are a ton of amazing women out there right along with me.
Thanks for noticing.
You’re “amazing” alright. No matter how much a man doesn’t want you whores around, you just won’t fuck off and leave.
You don’t pay a whore to fuck you.
You gotta pay her to leave.
Menarebetterthanwomen.
Another offer?
No I have what’s known as “standards”.
I wouldn’t fuck you with someone else’s cock.
In fact, if you were on FIRE.
I wouldn’t even PISS on you.
I wasn’t looking for an offer to fuck honey. I was looking for you to pay me to leave.
Don’t you pay attention to what you write?
Why would I pay you to leave?
Are you insane?
You haven’t even spit shined my taint yet.
Treat a woman like absolute garbage and she just won’t stop coming back for more. You worthless hookers set that standard. Then you want a man’s “respect” and money?
You never said you were funny.
I can bet that Jane is overweight.
When will you “amazing” women learn how to talk with men???
I get laid by my boyfriend pretty often. And he doesn’t think I’m a whore. There are some men out there who have some class.
I sincerely hope that most of the men on here are just being trolls. It’s hard to tell with this site.
er – how can it be Michelangelo’s self-portrait, when it was painted by Leonardo Da Vinci???
she just slapped you in the throat.
I can say with authority that the intellectual level of women visiting this site has decreased from 2008 to 2009. Proof are comments as the above.
I can say with authority the the intellectual level of men visiting this site has NEVER even registered a reading!
Why are you pretending that you spread your legs for a man based on his “intellectual reading”????
If that were true, you hookers would line up to blow Stephen Hawking.
Cute try, sweety. But try harder.
What?! I’m not pretending that at all. There ARE no men with enough intellectual reading to base my spreading on!
Silly rabbit.
Exactly. Men don’t interact with you for “intellectual ” reasons. Wake up. Your a cump dump whore and that’s it. When a man wants to intellectualize, he doesn’t go to a woman.
You really ARE fucking stupid.
Or am I? I got what I wanted.
The end
No no, HE got what he wanted.
Yes, yes he did!
But that’s what you’re there for. Jesus Fucking Christ, I thought you were leaving. What’s with you hookers??
OBVIOUSLY you don’t pay a whore to fuck you.
YOU GOTTA PAY HER TO LEAVE.
Menarebetterthanwomen.
And that’s what he’s there for. See how it works?
You making an offer?
I would rather stick needles in my eyes, whore.
I wouldn’t fuck you with someone else’s cock.
In fact, if you were on FIRE.
I wouldn’t even PISS on you.
Umm. Wow.
You. really. are. stupid.
Read your post
There you go again… pretending “brains” has anything to do with whether or not you suck dick.
Does that usually work?
I can say with authority the the intellectual level of men visiting this site has NEVER even registered a reading!
“Sorry love, but that didn’t work.” – Alan Partridge.
And in case you’re wondering who Alan Partridge is, watch this video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6chg1ogvMw
I can say with authority the the intellectual level of men visiting this site has NEVER even registered a reading!
“Sorry love, but that didn’t work.” – Alan Partridge.
where did you get this shit from? Let me guess the bible? Next your be telling me that its ‘wrong’ to be gay! What a load of shit!
No, he got it from facts, And no greater shit than a woman’s word
You know nothing about nature and biology, don’t try me on that subject….
Men smell and yes they tend to be uglier…They can’t wipe their butts till they are 30, how about doing laundry for 30 years from many women I know?
Men are lucky we are nicer, well sometimes.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k27hrnfkKrI
Yep no one likes you nor want’s your pussy, even chicks, maybe you should consider switching to a domestic pet to “handle” you, and then again maybe you already do or even did. God only knows what else you are capable of.
@lauren
thanks for being a bitch to me.
Yep, I knew you still would wanna mine