Men Are Man-Prettier Than Women
Here’s one of my least favorite Shit-A-Myths. It’s so sneaky and seemingly fucking harmless, I don’t think there’s a man on Earth who hasn’t said it without a second thought.
“Men are big and ugly while women are graceful, beautiful, and attractive.”
Women are none of those things. Women are clumsy, monkey-lipped, and gross.
I don’t know who the fuck started this myth. It was probably some 17th century Mangina — which just proves how awesomely powerful men are. Even when firing on only half their cylinders, Mangina men can fabricate lies that last through the generations. That’s manly!
There’s just one thing. It isn’t true.
Women are not better looking than men. Women are not better or as good as men at anything. Watch me unfold this like a deck of cards. You ladies out there — who shouldn’t fucking be out there and who are frothing at the mouth right now with anti-homosexual and anti-Semitic epithets for yours truly — be prepared to go fuck yourselves because I took all the Jokers out of the this deck.
Proof #1
The male of every other species on Earth is the more attractive one; from flora to fuck-off insects and fish. How about male peacocks — nature’s pimp? They look completely awesome. They look so incredible and man-jestic they should all just have sex with each other until nature figures out a way to get rid of those dumpy looking female peacocks.
Ever heard of a lion? Fuck off.
Proof #2
I can count the number of classical works of beauty and art of the highest antiquity that feature women on my penis. One. There’s only the Mona Lisa and as everyone knows that’s not even really considered all that great a painting. It’s just famous because of that book.
Michelangelo’s David, Van Gogh’s Self Portrait in a Grey Hat, da Vinci’s Man in the Circle Thing; each one an unforgettable masterpiece and all featuring men. If women were so fucking attractive, you think they could at least make a cameo in the art history of an entire species? Is it laziness or ugliness? When women are involved, it’s always both.
Proof #3
Women are so embarrassed at the idea of touching their own ugly asses, they won’t even admit it. Fuck, I admit that at least once a day. There could be no other possible reason for that shame.
Conclusion
In conclusion, the myth stated at the beginning of this dissertation requires clarification. It should not read, ‘Men are big and ugly while women are graceful, beautiful, and attractive,’ but should instead probably say something like, ‘Women will believe any excuse you tell them to get laid because they’re whores, even if a lifetime of mirrors is telling them the exact opposite.’
That even rolls off my man-tongue better; probably because I’m not choking on bile.
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I need help with Joshette over there in the download thread. I’m drowning in nonsense.
You can’t be a feminist Christian and believe in The Bible at least.
-Dick
You’re so right…. feminist Christians are like an oxymoron. You can’t be both from what I’ve read. Women always try to change things to suite themselves. Just like they try to change men into ass kissing whimps when they really want someone who won’t take any shit off them.
Actually I haven’t posted in a while because all of you have been doing a fabulous job. Plus I’ve been working on my blog alot lately.
I agree on the hierarchy, wholeheartedly.
It is sad that so many women don’t see how detrimental feminism is to themselves.
They blame men for their obsession with vanity. Yet not a single man picks up cosmo or red book or ELLE or whatever else.
Men like youthful looking women that are in shape and don’t cake on the makeup - the contents of which ACCELERATE aging, but they can’t figure that one out either.
My biggest pet peeve are the Catholic women that are Feminist.
YOU CAN’T POSSIBLY BE BOTH
The beliefs in these completely oppose each other.
Life isn’t about straddling fences, it’s about making decisions, oh wait only men are good at that, hence why women take so long getting ready
So goes the joke that really isn’t a joke…
Why do women wear make-up and perfume?
Because they’re ugly and they stink!
Good to see you Lukasz. Dakota had a somewhat related point on society’s traditional valuation of people, from top to bottom:
1. Young women.
2. Older men.
3. Young men.
4. Older women.
Of course that was related to their importance to the survival of the species.
Great point about feminism’s impact on women essentially moving them from the top of society’s valuation to the bottom.
-wolfe
Lukasz, that’s a brilliant point about feminism. I’ll be writing about it next week.
-Dick
Lukasz, welcome back. Thought you’d gone for good. ‘Swell to have you back.
Women age horribly as well. Ever compare a 40s something man to a40s something women? The latter looks washed up and dry while the former gets more distinguished and better looking. Feminism essentially robs women of their prime time man attracting years. Then they turn 35 and the inevitable biology kicks in and its TOO LATE. LOL, thus is nature, but they don’t understand cause and effect anyways.
I am a bit bitter right now. I can’t believe this has been right in front of my face all my life, and I’ve never noticed it. I guess I’m upset that I didn’t think of it first.
Right you are, diamatik. Women bodybuilders are fucking gross. Sex appeal has nothing to do with looks.
-Dick
Thanks for the un-brainwashing. Everything you said there made perfect sense. My eyes are opening!
This is why in bodybuilding people go to see the men. Women bodybuilders are simply gross.
But then, women are always on the cover of magazines and are usually in advertisments not because they’re pretty, but because they’re sex symbols, and sex sells.
Ever meet a woman, who hates her best friend with a passion? Well, if ever in your entire life you’ve met a woman… you have.
Yep women are fake. If it weren’t for the make up and other falsies many would never get a look. Funny how most women think every women on the planet is good looking until they are jealous of one and then she is an ugly fuckin bitch.
haha.. Also, men get laid while at their worst. They can be completely drunk, asleep, and sometimes dead, but women have to paint themselves up untill they’re ugly enough to be a modern art masterpiece to get even the sligtest attention from a guy. Yet, “they’re prettier than men” ?? Ironic.