Men Are Man-Prettier Than Women
Here’s one of my least favorite Shit-A-Myths. It’s so sneaky and seemingly fucking harmless, I don’t think there’s a man on Earth who hasn’t said it without a second thought.
“Men are big and ugly while women are graceful, beautiful, and attractive.”
Women are none of those things. Women are clumsy, monkey-lipped, and gross.
I don’t know who the fuck started this myth. It was probably some 17th century Mangina — which just proves how awesomely powerful men are. Even when firing on only half their cylinders, Mangina men can fabricate lies that last through the generations. That’s manly!
There’s just one thing. It isn’t true.
Women are not better looking than men. Women are not better or as good as men at anything. Watch me unfold this like a deck of cards. You ladies out there — who shouldn’t fucking be out there and who are frothing at the mouth right now with anti-homosexual and anti-Semitic epithets for yours truly — be prepared to go fuck yourselves because I took all the Jokers out of the this deck.
Proof #1
The male of every other species on Earth is the more attractive one; from flora to fuck-off insects and fish. How about male peacocks — nature’s pimp? They look completely awesome. They look so incredible and man-jestic they should all just have sex with each other until nature figures out a way to get rid of those dumpy looking female peacocks.
Ever heard of a lion? Fuck off.
Proof #2
I can count the number of classical works of beauty and art of the highest antiquity that feature women on my penis. One. There’s only the Mona Lisa and as everyone knows that’s not even really considered all that great a painting. It’s just famous because of that book.
Michelangelo’s David, Van Gogh’s Self Portrait in a Grey Hat, da Vinci’s Man in the Circle Thing; each one an unforgettable masterpiece and all featuring men. If women were so fucking attractive, you think they could at least make a cameo in the art history of an entire species? Is it laziness or ugliness? When women are involved, it’s always both.
Proof #3
Women are so embarrassed at the idea of touching their own ugly asses, they won’t even admit it. Fuck, I admit that at least once a day. There could be no other possible reason for that shame.
Conclusion
In conclusion, the myth stated at the beginning of this dissertation requires clarification. It should not read, ‘Men are big and ugly while women are graceful, beautiful, and attractive,’ but should instead probably say something like, ‘Women will believe any excuse you tell them to get laid because they’re whores, even if a lifetime of mirrors is telling them the exact opposite.’
That even rolls off my man-tongue better; probably because I’m not choking on bile.
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Yep no one likes you nor want’s your pussy, even chicks, maybe you should consider switching to a domestic pet to “handle” you, and then again maybe you already do or even did. God only knows what else you are capable of.
@lauren
thanks for being a bitch to me.
Yep, I knew you still would wanna mine
Hey, well I would want yours, but it wouldn’t stay up if the opportunity arose (With you being homosexual and all), and also I have nice piece of man meat here, which I happen to love dearly. He didn’t have to act like a chauvinistic pig to get me to make dinner for him everyday, clean the house, kiss his ass, and be a wonderful and loving girlfriend. He just treated me like a person. I’m not bitter, I am just poking fun at you.
I am not avoiding you question you are avoiding mine. why is it so hard for you just openly admit it that you are in heat and you want my cock, to stop being bitter and become sweet again???
If you play your ball again, Ill tell you bye
Interesting way of trying to avoid my questions, which apparently you are another dumb “woman hating bull fag” who can’t read or comprehend clearly, so let me spell it out for your sperm infected brain:
If you agree with everything that Dick here is saying, that women are entirely incompetent, on all levels, even including looks, then don’t you think you need to start pitching for the other team? (Well, you could be the pitcher or the catcher) I can’t argue that the ratio of really shitty women, to really awesome women is pathetically high (By which I mean, there are far more shitty women than really awesome women) I’m not denying that this type of woman doesn’t exist, but do you really think all of us are like this? Honestly? As far as feminism goes, I think feminism sucks, and not only does it suck, but it has fucked things up over the past 5 decades. However, this male “macho-ism” is just as equally devastating. And finally, if you agree with the idea that men are “prettier” than women, there is something wrong with you. I’m a woman, and I still know women have more to look at than men. Unless of course, you’re gay.
Talking shit is common, what do you have to offer?
Again I reiterate that I like a good deep dicking as much as a gay homosexual (You all are homosexuals, aren’t you? So I am sure you can all relate…) So women hate sex, women don’t do anything right, blah, blah, blah, right, got it, so why are you dedicating an entire website to us?? And also, if women are so much uglier than men, then why do 100% of straight men (Although I am pretty sure none of you fit into the “straight” category) prefer the wonderful warmth of a womans breasts in their face as opposed to salty man balls? I mean men spend so much time oogling women, but I guess thats bullshit too? Where the hell is your logic man?
this makes you sound gay :) and im guessing somebody didn’t get their queer hug today
There aren’t as many fags as straight guys and women can’t get attention from a magazine. Playgirl is a bad business model, probably thought up by a woman.
Yeah, that’s why Playgirl is such a hit and Playboy is tanking.
WHO is would ever feel threatened by YOU, a Woman. You know why women are pathetic? Well, lets take you for example, you are on this website why??? Well, I will answer that; you feel threatened by the truth of women which makes you want to try to change that.
Let me make it simpler to a female brain:
YOU FEEL THREATENED BY THIS WEBSITE BECAUSE IT MAKES YOU, A WOMAN, LOOK LIKE THE COMPLETE DUMBSHIT THAT YOU ARE.
Women think that they are perfect, when actually you can’t do a goddamn thing right.
Viruses are inferior forms of life, but that doesn’t mean sensible people aren’t very concerned about avian flu. (I don’t say this to equate women to viruses; I do say it to point out the flaw in your thinking, if I may use that word loosely).
-wolfe
women are the mother of all fuckups
Presumptuous assumptions. Isn’t assumption supposed to be the mother(nota bene!) of all fuckups?
if we’re so pathetic and inferior you shouldnt be threatened by us. If you opened this site you obviously are worried about something.
where does this hatred of women stem from?
Look at how much sense that makes.
women look MUCH better naked. All you have is a big thing between your legs hanging. saggy balls.
comparing male humans to peacocks? lol what a dope Proof 3 is a big lie, women masturbate too and some admit it
So you only tell women theyre good lookin to get laid huh, you sound gay to me , maybe you should try men
Im a woman even if i can see WOMEN are the more beautiful of the 2 sexes. Naturally.