Oil on the Brain
I read an article a few months ago about some fundamental differences between the brains of men and women and I would like to discuss one of the more interesting points.
Let me also stress up front that I don’t remember really where I read this article. It was in some journal of scientific findings that is quite reputable. That much you can be sure of.
Since all of us men spent the majority of our time in eighth grade science class listening and learning instead of passing notes around about boys and cycles and giggling like a broken dentist’s drill, I’m sure I don’t need to mention how important the brain is in the daily lives of both men and women. Moreso in men obviously — because women use their brains less than men.
The article that I’m talking about said that men’s brain cells are coated in a kind of lubricating goo that conducts neurological impulses faster. Faster impulses mean faster thinking, which made a lot of sense to me in a hurry.
The article did plenty of pussy-footing and bending over backward with all kinds of crazy bullshit like ‘quick thinking does not mean better thinking’, when in fact everyone knows it does. But the data was there in buckets to prove the obvious: that women’s brains function about as fucking well as a dry Slip-n-Slide. That’s how women’s thought processes work, they run and jump and hit the rubber like a lawn dart.
Evolution says — apparently — that men have evolved into quick act-ers and do-ers with their mighty lubricated brains. Evolution also says that women have evolved to sit on the fucking couch and do nothing.
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June 28th, 2005 at 1:46 am - IP Man-Hash: 868f03654397f
“Evolution says — apparently — that men have evolved into quick act-ers and do-ers”
–Yep, i’d definitely agree with you there! I’ve known far more males than females who have acted without thinking of the consequences first!
February 20th, 2006 at 7:03 pm - IP Man-Hash: db96267422272
Is it really that hard to have a baby? maybe your female species is just to weak to hold your self up and the baby. But then again its sick a thing growing inside you that could rip your inside out… ….over dueing it. but stilll sick stuff. And yes women bitch alot and thats why the are called bitches plain and simple. Damn I can just remember at those little mistakes like um…. ….writing the worng word on a spelling test and listen to them bitch off and then later send you to the office for not paying attention to that abbusive bitch.
February 20th, 2006 at 7:04 pm - IP Man-Hash: db96267422272
P.S. I know this is really the subject in this section but stilll always good to know.
February 21st, 2006 at 5:53 am - IP Man-Hash: dec2907738527
Then men on this website sure bitch a lot about women, does that make them bitches too?
February 21st, 2006 at 6:02 am - IP Man-Hash: e4caf524df8b3
No, but your manhash is showing… again..
February 21st, 2006 at 1:22 pm - IP Man-Hash: a221289a7a13a
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“Female Says:
February 4th, 2006 at 4:46 am- IP Man-Hash: dec2907738527
Spec Says:
February 21st, 2006 at 5:53 am- IP Man-Hash: dec2907738527″
You truly are an idiot.
February 21st, 2006 at 1:39 pm - IP Man-Hash: 023b86367d04e
Its highly probably she doesn’t understand what we are talking about when we say manhash, what an ip is, how cryptographic hashes work, or how we are using it to ridicule her.
February 21st, 2006 at 5:13 pm - IP Man-Hash: ee94550bfe94c
Wasn’t me. Just because Dick has decided to add something to my log of posts, doesn’t mean it was me, stupid.
February 21st, 2006 at 5:50 pm - IP Man-Hash: f3ae1ac46a2e3
A “log of posts” is exactly how I’d describe it.
-Dick
February 22nd, 2006 at 1:42 am - IP Man-Hash: 9763ca9b72146
“–â€?This diminishes their actual productivityâ€? - actually, it’s been scientifically proven that women are better at multi-tasking than men. Which means I can talk on the phone, text, listen to music and do my homework all at the same time - communication, and work! hehehe”
Here we have another over-dramatised feminist falacy and women actually believe it.
Is there prove apart from the usual feminised miniture women focussed research efforts by feminised universities that make up statistics just to prove this point, no.
Another attempt by the feminists to try and elevate that sex way past any level imaginary, The sad truth is that if wimmin were such unbelievable multi-taskers why aren’t there more wiimmiin in more important positions in business or government ?
If they were so capable why aren’t they way above the male ability and levels ?
Multitasking is nothing but a vain attempt to discribe why a female is flaky as hell and cannot make up it’s mind at what to do next.
So what advantage do we have there when it can look at a magazine, talk on the phone and watch television (Oprey). Wow, major effort.
Why ? because it’s a load of bullshit. Another attempt to get back onto that pedestal as I mentioned previously. Egotistical as ever, unconcerned about the facts.
Here’s a muti-tasker……
http://img85.imageshack.us/img85/8127/womenhavetwohands0vt.png
February 22nd, 2006 at 2:41 am - IP Man-Hash: 49c9ff889fded
ChristianJ I was not expecting that picture. A picture is worth a 1000 words for sure. Sums up multi-tasking. Holy Sh#$ that was funny.
February 22nd, 2006 at 3:08 am - IP Man-Hash: 8c78dc5304b3b
Christian J, that picture is a blackhole of Man Points!
It’s too cute.
-Dick
February 22nd, 2006 at 12:04 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0363c503d25ea
This website raises some great points. The goo is Myelin. It develops as a result of over-practiced skills allowing those nuerons that are activated during a specific skill task to work quicker. (ex: practice your jump shot several hours a day for a couple of months and you’ll get better) It doesn’t suprise me that men have more myelin, henceforth ‘thinking quicker’. (recalling information faster) I do not know anything about the ‘denser’ nuerons associated with females. There is new information about the differences in the way men and women think (not from a sociological perspective but a neurological one) coming out weekly at this point. We don’t think the same. There’s no getting around the basic fact that men are going to be better at some stuff, women will be better at other stuff. And if you really look at the raw Data (meaning before they’ve written the ‘conclusion’) you begin to see a pattern of strenght/weaknesses in each and the fact that they balance each other out (when one isn’t trying to make themselves superior to the other). What is interesing is that I find more men open to this concept than women. I would have suspected the other way around. When I talk with men about it, they look, analyze, discuss. When I talk with women they point to very insignificant things or they tell me, essentially, “well, see, women are better”. ARGH.
February 22nd, 2006 at 12:22 pm - IP Man-Hash: f3ae1ac46a2e3
Myelin man goo. Thanks for the information culture shock.
-Dick
February 22nd, 2006 at 1:26 pm - IP Man-Hash: 38a2f30530df7
They do start training ‘em young, but it is cute.
February 22nd, 2006 at 4:20 pm - IP Man-Hash: 883d8738dbf42
I just have to comment on this load of bs. Sorry fellas, but this is my first time posting here so bear with me.
Let’s just hold off on reality here, and actually believe that womyn’s multi-tasking to be superior to men’s approach of problems. Let’s bring some facts to light and then ask a couple of questions.
Due to the so called “partiarchy”, women are granted special entitlements and prefential treatment due to minority status. Well, last population report states that women are 51% of the population of the United States. Unless the definition of “minority” has changed, this would indicate a majority status. This does not take into account the numerous males currently in prison.
Second, that women can do anything that men do and are superior in other aspects. This is the biggest load of manure than a pig mega-farm could ever produce in 100 years. Women can not do anything a man can, while men cannot do everything a woman can(give birth), THIS IS FACT NOT FICTION.
Now, if women have superior problem solving skills, and are paid 25% less than a man. Answer me this: As a businessperson why would I ever fucking bother to hire a man? Could their be some weaknesses in women, that women do not care to confront?
But If that question doesn’t get you, how about this one. With special entitilements, a majority status, and superior thought processes, Why in the business place, are women not beating the snot out of us inferior men??!!
February 22nd, 2006 at 4:22 pm - IP Man-Hash: f3ae1ac46a2e3
The logical conclusion is that women and feminists specifically have no idea what the purpose of “business” is.
-Dick
February 22nd, 2006 at 7:14 pm - IP Man-Hash: 171310a49c8f4
Right on spot with that Dick……You just highlighted my point perfectly.
February 23rd, 2006 at 7:05 am - IP Man-Hash: 281c250662a27
Joe, I suggest you read more of the posts on this site. As we have already pointed out several times, there are things women cannot do. I will bring to your attention one of the best. In a combat situation, I am wounded. Do you think the average 5′5″, 125lb. woman is going to be able to carry my 6′0″ 185lb. body to safety?
February 23rd, 2006 at 11:38 am - IP Man-Hash: e88f15cfa5011
My point exactly alan…..I was in the marines, a diesel mechanic to be precise. Our unit was a support battalion with women, due to our support only role. Not only would I trust one of these women, in a foxhole with me, but most of these damn bitches could not carry their own damn tool box.
The ones that could I, at least, had a shred of respect for, but in combat I could trust them to be cannon fodder only.
The overall point of this site I totally agree with, men can do more things, and do them better than women. But giving birth, breast feeding, and interior decorating are areas where I prefer women doing it.
I am not fighting you guys, my first post was simply taking feminist’s mythical facts and firing back with the feminist’s own ammunition.