MySpace is Full of Sluts and Whores

Does everyone know of this thing called MySpace? Apparently it’s a website for young girls to practice their whoring skills from the comfort of their own home. This service is provided for free.

Jesus Christ, it sickens me.

It sickens me beyond the garish colors and wildly blinking tags of text. Nay, that’s merely a sickness of stomach. MySpace, however, sickens me straight to the core of my morality.

This is my point today: when left to their own devices, men construct things out of other things. We build friendships out of people; we make wheels from slabs of rock; we make one long straw out of several other straws. Women, on the other hand, get their whore on.

Go browse through the MySpace listings for a while. Especially if you have a daughter. Then you’ll definitely want to go punch a few little bastards’ names into their search engine-ing box.

I culled a few of the profile headlines in a span of about three minutes to demonstrate my point (maximizing for whore factor), but I’m opting not to print them here as the content made even me sick. And the girls look to be under 18.

Despicable.

There’s a classic story about a man who turns himself invisible somehow. He was a scientist. I don’t remember who wrote it because that’s not what’s important about books. What’s important is the message. Learning and memorizing the names of authors and syllabi and whatnots is the stuff for feminist studies classes.

The Invisible Man (as I will call him) embarked on a series of nefarious acts with his new-found invisibility. Things like stealing money and killing people. It’s an exciting tale about the heart of man and the effect of “invisibility” on the psyche.

And that’s exactly my fucking point.

When invisible — when completely anonymous, men seek personal gain. Unsurprisingly, that avarice happens to be the very fucking engine of the free market economy. Perhaps you’ve heard of the free market economy. It did build the whole of Earth and everything awesome upon it. Take an introductory economics class if you don’t agree with me, but first go and fuck yourself.

Men also seek to gratify their deepest inner desires. How is that bad?

It’s isn’t because it’s something men do. Take any charity for example. It’s just something some man gave of himself because he wanted to do it — he wanted to feel good about it. That’s completely selfish. It was a desire of his that he fulfilled. Filling desires, even when invisible, is not a bad thing.

Women, however, when lounging behind their little veil of privacy called the internet, just try to look as easy as possible. And by easy, I mean easy to fuck.

It’s as simple as this: men are built for progress in their cores; women are built for sex. If you have a problem with that, take it to MySpace.

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173 Responses to “MySpace is Full of Sluts and Whores”

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  1. Hilary Says:

    as I said, there are exceptions
    what about those that are in seperate countries and don’t feel like racking up their phone bill?
    And of course, always a classy thing to resort to violence, isn’t it?

  2. King Wang Says:

    Yes, because as a man, violence I know VERY well. Again, that is what I was designed for, unlike you. I can just beat you time after time on that argument if you like, at least the others finally figured out that they wouldn’t win simply because they showed up for the fight, but had to work.

    Again, another nice one. You eased around the whole point of Myspace and jumped into another BS tactic.

    Let me fix it for you big H.- Irregardless of whatever bullshit you spew up about myspace, and phone charges not withstanding, the simple fact is, you don’t need to share your face to talk on a webpage, you can post, or email, or phone, whatever the means, those facts are irrelevant. The MAIN point is that only shithead attention whores would post their face to talk to a friend, when none of it is needed at all to “keep in touch”.

    There are no “exceptions”. Only bullshit. The fact is: you need not myspace at all to communicate. It is for nothing more than attention.
    (I said that in redundancy, to make sure of course, but you still won’t face it head on)

    Yes, go ahead and try another way.

  3. Mr.Lomax Says:

    “u kno wtas funni women are not all whores there are sum women whores but dont take it out on all of us thats like me saying all men are liying cheating niggas because of the way some of them have treated me ive been 2 hell and back because of men and i still dont blame them all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BUT if u feel that women are whores or bitches you need therapy because you are so pathetic its rediculous!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

    Yet another example of not accepting one’s responsibility for herself and blame half the worlds population for it.

  4. tom horning Says:

    hi all you gourgess hot sexy sluts,im tom,i live in poughkeepsie ny.im looking for horny nasty girls that like to smoke crack,and like to get nasty as we smoke n get high.all day,or weekend,or week.im clean nice looking all my teeth n hair,if your into this as i am write me at, chrstphrdunz@aol.com.ill be waiting,must be decese free as i am,tom.

  5. The Future Says:

    If this is one of those parody sites then this is some really funny shit.

    Some great one liners and some great observational humour.
    (Yes I am a guy)

    But if you all believe this 100% then guys u got some serious problems.

    Im gonna make my point very easily here.

    Women look for money.
    Men look for big Tits.

    TV portrays men as neanderthols.
    TV portrays all muslims to be terrorists.

    Feminism is just man hating
    … mmm harder and harder not to agree… lol
    But equality is good.

    Women wanna look slutty on the net.
    Men wanna download porn.

    See a pattern here… we are complementing each other. Except for TV it just wants shock value to make everyone watch in order to sell ad time.

    In closing I will thow out a few things to think about.

    1) We are not currently, and may never be, free from our evolutionary instints, i.e. Women look for security and Men look for adventure.

    2) The powers that be taught everyone that if ya not rich, sexy and powerful then ya no one. Something I hope changes in peoples minds very soon.

    3)I bet ya China (the female wrestler) Could kick all our arses (asses for americans).

    Anyway l8tr,
    Peace

  6. El hombre de fuego Says:

    The Future said:

    3)I bet ya China (the female wrestler) Could kick all our arses (asses for americans).

    Spoken like a true mangina.

  7. sushi Says:

    i’m not altogether sure that that china chick is actually a chick.

  8. El hombre de fuego Says:

    sushi said:

    i’m not altogether sure that that china chick is actually a chick.

    She did a full nude in Playboy awhile ago. I’m pretty sure Playboy doesn’t plan on doing spreads of chicks with dicks anytime soon.

  9. your mom Says:

    so basically…you’re gay?

  10. A Soldier Says:

    your mom said:

    so basically…you’re gay?

    You’re a fucking idiot.

  11. Johnboy Says:

    Dear Dick,

    Here is the thing. Not ALL women are whores , but whoring is their basic nature. That is how they survive and in some instances thrive. Women are very sexual creatures and they build thier lives or lack thereof around their sexuality. Men just need to wake up and realize this fact. Women are made for sex, to pretend she is your Mom or cares or love you is a recipe for disaster. THAT is where many men fail, they believe the lies that society wants to teach them intead of just letting women know that they want to get laid. Now, over time, if you find someone who has morals and can be a partner thats great. But keep your eyes open as women function on an emotional and sexual scale and will never take into account your well being. Basically its all about them, that’s why you have to scold a woman if she is wrong and not give her equal ground. She may pout but that is why woman go after BAD BOYS. Because they don’t take their shit and here is the thing ..WOMEN KNOW THEY ARE GIVING U SHIT.

    I once did a survey. There were 150 ads for escorts and massage. Only 4 from women of the same age in the personals. I submitted an ad as a single succesful guy at 42 with solid personal attributes. I got ZERO replies. At the same time I submited on ad online for “BDSM models”. I got 17 repsonses in the same publication. Are women whores, absolutely. However, don’t be uspet just fuck em and mistreat them and they will hound you forever.

  12. man up Says:

    ok so maybe i agree with you on 99.99% of your FACTS. girls are most definitly out for attention from men. they cheat. they lie. they are unsuccessful at making you happy most of the time until u want some ass. but yet we must make them feel so important just so we can get some ass.

    here is my point. yeah man, you dont need a whole website for this to be known. any idiot knows this is how bitches work in the 2000’s. maybe if this was 1920, and i could literally lock a woman up in my basement for wrong doing, this site would have been helpful. too late man what is gonna happen? basically man up and deal with it if your so manly. if a girl cheats on me, its not my loss its hers. i just kick her to the curb and never again acknowledge she exists. eventually enough intelligent people will dislike the person -or- she will be happily married to some chump ass idiot.

  13. man up Says:

    you make yourself look like less of a man bombing on chicks because after all, based on your own logic you are better right? so wtf….

  14. man up Says:

    yeah one more time if your so much stronger leave them alone you fckin coward

  15. man up Says:

    Lukasz said:

    So I have something funny to post here, how I got this info is illegal, but as a man I kow how to get things. So this is your typical whore e-mail that someone sent my SO.

    FINALLY, I met some capitol hill boys at the cocktail hour, where I was alrady drunk from having all that downtime in between meetings (yes drunk during meetings!). I was on my 4th drink when cocktail hour started at 6pm, and these young kids were grabbing a drink and asking for some fancy drink. I go up to them and exclaim, “come on guys, let’s keep it simple! beer, vodka with sprite, simple!” and then I immediately ask, “do you guys work on the Hill - u look like you do!” and they so did! they all look alike, and it’s so funny how you can tell which guys work on the hill and which dont’. so i started talking to one of them more, and we were flirting. He was cute, or so I thought in my drunken state. I think I’m starting to have this thing for red heads/strawberry blondish heads as this kid had red hair with freckles. I did not really like his accent, as he was from North Carolina (and they have the worst accents!). But we flirted, i roamed, then before me and brendan left, I went over to say goodbye and asked him for his number. ;) ha! GET THIS - his name is Lawrence Duke!! Are you kidding me? haha! such an aristrocratic name! Anyway, he is a legislative correspondent for a Senator from NC, which means he writes the letters to the constituents. which means, i make a LOT MORE than he does. and he is also about 22-23 years old, as he just recently graduated from college not that long ago! haha! after i said goobye and he gave me his card, brendan (my coworker) and i were leaving and lawrence ran after me and stopped me and asked me where we were going after this (as i told him we were going out) - i gave him my number and the info in case they wanted to make their way to VA though he lived in DC.. my coworker was like, dude, I think he was really into you as he followed you out to ask you that! he didn’t end up coming out, but i had told him that we should hang out on friday, so i’m debating whether I should email him or call him and meet up with him. i mean, a) he’s a repubilican north carolina little kid who has red hair and freckles (haha), and b) he’s 22 or 23! too young!!! and who knows if I want to hook up with him…which I’m sure I do if i’m drunk, as I have not hooked up with anyone since December. anyway, just thought i should tell you about the funny incident. :) ha

    A follow up e-mail:
    You have to love how you can be creepy these days with the whole online profile things on friendster, facebook, and myspace. I searched for the kid i met yesterday on facebook, as he is young and most likely to be on there and I found him. haha - he went to wake forest. here are his 2 pics - i’m so creepy! (which is fine because so is everyone else!). hee hee.
    i’m looking only for random play and he’s cute so we’ll see what happens.

    Guys this is a tip of the iceberg, and then this slut wonders why she’s still single and can’t find any “real men”

    As if real men want someone who doesn’t respect herself and gets her poon pounded by random hookups all the time.

    This reminds me of the chlamydia post, except with this bithc you’d be flipping a two headed coin.

    My SO tried setting this slut up with one of my friends, he asked me what I thought of her, I told him, well if you want an easy lay and an STD, go for it right in front of my SO. The funny thing is that my lady didn’t challenge my statement, I trained her well. Good thing this whore lives 2000 miles away.

    sounds like 75% of the chicks i know…… learn how to work with it this whole site is a little much for this

  16. JB Says:

    “You are all pathetic. I feel sorry for you. Obviously there is something wrong with you. You make a site to bash women? That is just insane. Men and women are equal. End of story.”

    right so many women are on this equality trip. that makes them further from rescue in all reality. if a girl could actually look for and appreciate real intelligence when its there than one could find true happiness. Instead, most strengths are superficially overlooked, in a selfish stupid manner. If your so independant someone throw this bitch into a locked roofed cage with some real fucking animals and reconsider. put that on your balance beam

    but besides the point that alot maybe most women are “shallow” to say it nicely today i still think this site really overdoes it. your not a big man there dick alot of guys would smack you up for the sake of their mother..

  17. Deathslayer Says:

    MySpace is Full of Sluts and Whores-

    This is so on point it’s scary.

    I just set up a mother with DSL and her son went to his MySpace page and showed it off to her, then the mother decided to go to her 24 year old daughter’s MySpace page.

    Hmm, the girl had pics of herself in various states of undress, sometimes wearing the flimsiest of clothing and showing it off for the camera.

    Needless to say, the mother wrote a stinging reply AND called the daughter out, telling her she looked like a whore who would be nothing but a sperm dumpster from men an a whore and not marriage material for a good man.

    The daughter called back and said she was 24 and she didn’t care, it was her body, her page and her life.

    I just listened, shook my head, and laughed at how some women think that we want to wife a woman who readily and freely exposes herself on the net and claims that she has the right to do that.

    Well, she does. And we have the right to expose her as a slutty whore and not see her any other way.

    Freedom is like that.

    Deathslayer

  18. Commander Scott Says:

    All Canadian women are frigid, emasculating cunts who deserve to have their necks broken and their eyes put out.

  19. no manhole Says:

    Commander Scott said:

    All Canadian women are frigid, emasculating cunts who deserve to have their necks broken and their eyes put out.

    “There you go again,” Ronald Reagan to Jimmy Crater, 1980, US presidential debates.

  20. CallMeCowgirl Says:

    Commander Scott said:

    All Canadian women are frigid, emasculating cunts who deserve to have their necks broken and their eyes put out.

    You’re more than welcome to try Commander….

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