Myth: Men Never Break Up With Women
Men are better than women at breaking up with women.
In fact, men are so much better at breaking up, that they are better than women at breaking up period.
I’m not talking about not endlessly crying and the lack of suicide threats either. I’m a man so the first thing that comes to mind when a relationship hits the fan isn’t getting dumped, it’s doing the dumping.
Dump! In your face!
Men are dumpers there’s no doubt about that, and we do it in the most efficient way possible. We treat women like shit.
What better way is there to tell someone a relationship is broken? Don’t say by telling her “like a man” or by talking about it because if you do, you have to fuck off my website. That’s a woman thing to say.
Here’s a funny notion. How does your television tell you it’s broken? Does Gregory Peck jump on the screen and tell you it’s time to go to Best Buy and saddle the Visa Express? Does Samuel Beckett leap into a television store with a big stupid grin on his face? No.
How did Gregory Peck get on my television if it’s broken?
The womanliest and therefore stupidest way to end a relationship is to talk about it or tell anyone about it other than yourself. It’s your relationship. Fuck it. Relationships are dead because communication is dead. I haven’t watched two years worth of Oprah and I can’t line my kitty litter box with Cosmo covers, but I can still tell you that. I’m a man and my entire day revolves around communication so I know a fuck or two about it. It’s the most important part of business and that includes the business of “doing it” in a monogamous fashion.
I also know that communication is the least important part of telling someone anything about never wanting to fucking see them again.
Here’s another good way to break up with someone. Cheat on them; like seven times if that’s how many it takes to get caught. You’re a man and therefore very sneaky by nature. You’ll probably get away with it a few times just because you’re talented.
Men cheat all the time not only to send the message loud and clear that a relationship is over, but also because it very charitably makes them out to be the bad guy forever and ever. What better parting gift could a man give to a woman he has shared special moments with than to completely exile himself as a villain and a rogue in her eyes? That kind of feeling warms women’s hearts. If Tiffany’s could staple a shitty rhinestone to that feeling, it would be Valentine’s Day’s first Tickle Me Elmo. If Santa Claus were a woman, he would just give every woman the gift of her ex-boyfriend being a drug-abusing, date-rapist, hypnotist with no penis.
Men are better than women at breaking up because men live in something I like to call the real world.
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February 9th, 2007 at 10:40 pm - IP Man-Hash: 703927440ceb9
My dear, have you ever tried breaking up with a woman? Telling them straight-up and walking away just doesn’t happen that easily. You’ll have o deal with the incessant sobbing, or even worse, a knife in you back as you walk away. Women do not take rejection well, and they will stalk you.
That is why you have to trick them into dumping you. I’ve had my own horror stories with dumping women, and I’m sure there are guys here with even more horrific tales to tell. When dumped, it is quite possible for a woman to turn into a vindictive satanic-psycho-bitch whose sole purpose in life is to fuck up your life as much as possible.
Yeah, and that’s why prisons are just FULL of men……………………………………such innocents in this world. LOL
I doubt any girl over the age of 12 willingly got into ANY relationship with an ugly butt fucker like you, dumb boy.
Oh, and your 8 year old sister doesn’t count for a willing sex partner, reject from life.
Hey, fuck you lesbo bitch. Go clean the flea-infested carpet of that “life partner” of yours and fuck of my board. We men don’t want you even if you came with a 50% discount cupom to a sports store. You’re like the plague of ugliness that makes women lose their attractiveness and thus the only thing women are truly good for: as dumpster for our cum, the cumsters.
I can almost see you living on a trailer-park with your “life partner”, the fishy genital smell permeating everything, and both of you failing miserably at being men. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha…what a peudo-male, pseudo-failed turd this cunt is.
P Coderch
February 11th, 2007 at 3:22 am - IP Man-Hash: 52ab8e4752ec0
Well, on more proof that men are amazing with ending a relationship.
I had the easiest one of all. I am with my buds, fucked up, at the mall. I see my ex in the distance, we walked to each other, I say “You know what we are going to talk about?”She replies with “Yeh”, and I just walk away. I wasted none of my valuable man energy in witch I conserve for work, cause I am a man and contribute to society.
February 11th, 2007 at 6:40 am - IP Man-Hash: c15e433dc66ed
Hahaha Coderch is powerful when he’s not jew-hating.
February 16th, 2007 at 9:03 am - IP Man-Hash: 82ef1f6f2aafa
men are bad at breaking up with women, most of them. They beat around the bush, they are worse than women. And the ones who dont want to break up will keep trying and calling for ages. They wont go away.
Yea women dont take rejection well, the few times ive been broken up with I didnt do anything. If I really liked the guy Id call a couple times and then if that was the end it was the end. I wouldnt lower myself. There are many more MALE STALKERS than women. Look up the statistics, case closed.
February 16th, 2007 at 9:06 am - IP Man-Hash: 82ef1f6f2aafa
men dont go away when dumped, women dont want to hurt a mans feelings so they beat around the bush.
February 16th, 2007 at 9:08 am - IP Man-Hash: 82ef1f6f2aafa
you guys are liars, sick liars, ive had a nut accuse me of doing that too , HE LIED, men will make up the most vicious hateful lies about their ex’s just for the sake of it. They will invent things just to smear the persons reputation.
February 16th, 2007 at 9:10 am - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
First you say something, next you say the exact opposite. Which one is it after all?
Here’s a hint. Maybe men aren’t really the callous cunts.
June 17th, 2007 at 8:34 pm - IP Man-Hash: c124b3ad131c6
Pardon us for not giving a fuck you don’t understand the basics of the internet.
-Dick
Ladies in case you havent figured it out by now, ip addresses look like “215.212.45.312″ or something, what you are looking at is probably a “MAC” adress of your network card/adaptor - ( no big deal, just cause i used to be a Microsoft TCP/ip student doesnt mean anybody else has to) but thats not an ip address, silly.
June 17th, 2007 at 8:38 pm - IP Man-Hash: 292db88301ee6
Smearing a female’s reputation is like dirtying up a waste stained latrine.
January 6th, 2008 at 7:37 pm - IP Man-Hash: 557cf002c6a29
son, i don’t appreciate that. If that’s the case, why do it? That’s a terrible thing to say. If you feel that way don’t bitch when we do it to you. You whiners.
January 6th, 2008 at 7:39 pm - IP Man-Hash: 557cf002c6a29
P coderech, i sense you may be an angry homosexual, correct?
January 6th, 2008 at 7:54 pm - IP Man-Hash: 6ec6c2ab6784a
Vocalization only is only temporary.
I promise soon the front will be opened for actual violence.
But hey, you keep your arrogant self assured safety in your mind. It’s easiest to knock it out of your skull that way.
January 7th, 2008 at 6:08 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4efe7782db893
I am confused as to why this article is on this forum. Does this not contradict the “every woman is a cheating whore” article?
-Lauren
January 7th, 2008 at 6:15 pm - IP Man-Hash: a1076a8d78fb1
No, it does not. I will not worry about explaining that to you, it is your job to come to conclusions after reading past the title of an essay, not mine.
-DM; http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/top-ten/
January 7th, 2008 at 6:21 pm - IP Man-Hash: a1076a8d78fb1
Or a girly-girl trying to get this site shut down. I’d never, ever think that a suburban little teenage girly-girl could ever pull off an imitation of an effeminate man on the internet. I mean, people never lie about their sex on the internet, do they Micheal?
But admittedly there are males on the internet as well. One just must look past the myspace and geocities sites to see actual men and not transsexual male-impersonators.
Really, girly-girls have to work on their whole finding their sexuality and wearing men’s clothes thing. They really contradict their whole homophobia and just being unlikeable, immature cunts in general. It doesn’t really do much to disprove all those stereotypes about girly-girls actually being dumber than they look.
January 7th, 2008 at 6:24 pm - IP Man-Hash: a1076a8d78fb1
Seems to be two thought-out mediocre posts and then she kind of breaks down. I suppose all of that thinking kind of used up a little bit of her toenail-painting or petition-posting time.
April 13th, 2008 at 5:37 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0b16334421331
Um, sandras referring to the ip man-hash, since Dick has been smart enough not to blatantly post peoples IP addresses.
Most likely you have a dynamic IP address, meaning your ISP assigns you a different IP address periodically. Not much reason for doing it these days, except for dial-up, it’s mainly because having a static IP is an advantage to anyone wanting to run thier own server of some type and making DHCP the standard they can charge you more for the ‘privilege’ of a static IP.
Lol microsoft student. Lol what you do, pirate windows and think your the man?
April 22nd, 2008 at 9:04 pm - IP Man-Hash: 214fd1c1d2d21
Kudos, Dick.
It’s so true. We fail at breaking up. And relationships in general. Always wanting to “talk about it” and just being overly emotional. It really should not be that difficult.
And cheating IS a great tactic.
Great site by the way. Overall you make some very valid points. The smart thing to do for women would be to accept it as criticism and then try to improve i.e. stop being such dumb whores. Anyway, I’m sure the only women that actively protest are fat and ugly - because they can’t find any comfort in whoring themselves out, which is the only way we know to succeed in life.
April 22nd, 2008 at 11:23 pm - IP Man-Hash: 03c28f5cc82a1
Yes accept the cheating is a great tactic part… Hope that wasn’t sarcam.
April 23rd, 2008 at 9:00 pm - IP Man-Hash: 214fd1c1d2d21
No, no sarcasm intended. It actually is. Get to the point I say. If you just SAY you’re breaking up most women won’t get the message and try to ‘win you back’. Pft. It’s over, go home.