Never Ever Ever Ever Hire a Female Attorney
There was a time when lawyers were not hated like vermin. Do you know what happened between then and now? Women joined the practice of law.
It’s completely true. Check your history books.
In 1970, women made up 10% of first-year law students. I suppose those were the “lesbians” of the day. Interestingly enough, lawyers weren’t hated in the 70’s. Remember Night Court? That show was full of lawyers and everyone loved it.
Today, women have bumble-fucked their way into 52 to 90% of law students and Guess what, everyone fucking hates lawyers.
If you want to ruin something — and I mean completely ruin it; even something as simple as a game of darts or a barbecue — just let a woman join in on your reindeer man-games. That’ll ruin it like a stripper with whooping cough.
Women have a certain way of ruining about them. I’m sure the French have a word for it, but I don’t know French because I’m a man. Perhaps it has something to do with women and their two half-retarded X chromosomes — like how trying to force two similarly charged magnets together just doesn’t work.
There is nowhere women and their Nature of Ruin rears its ugly head more than in the practice of law.
Try a game of man-logic with me. Imagine a woman. What’s she doing? Is she marrying someone who gave her gonorrhea? Yea that sounds about right — or at least still fucking him and keeping Suprax under the pillow. Or maybe she’s convincing her boyfriend not to take an incredible job and opportunity in the publishing business overseas so she can sit around Dade-County, Florida with her bitch friends and mother and work on her Art History Masters.
Yea, that’s worth a shit in a shit storm! A woman with an art history degree! Fuck you.
The point is that women lawyers are just women in fancy suits with a 3 year degree in the obedience school of keeping their fucking yaps shut. Some people call it Bitch School, but I think that’s a bit crass for this article. That is what happens though when women go to law school. It’s Chinese water torture for them, except instead of water it’s getting made to look like the dumbest fucking imbecile on Earth every time they opens their mouths.
Women lawyers will drop cases to get pregnant. You can bet your entire ass on that.
It happens too. Fuck the pill. Fuck condoms (not literally of course because birth control is and always will be women’s problem). It still happens. When it does, you will find yourself with a fistful of subpoenas and an assful of foot from your ex-wife’s co-council.
I forgot what comprised Dick’s Big List of Man Jobs, so I’m going to have to make it up again right on the spot like men do everything. Here are my top five jobs women should never ever under any circumstances be allowed to do.
1. Army Men
2. Lawyer Men
3. Political Men
4. Anything where shutting the fuck up is important
5. Driving
I think I’ve made my point.
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You must be a woman. Shit like this only serves to fuel the feminist movement dumbass.
“4. Anything where shutting the fuck up is important”
Ain’t THAT the truth…
Interesting comment about birth control always being women’s problem. Or, in my book, the domain of women. I once asked this question on a forum message board for a dating site: “Men, if a male birth control pill hit the market, successfully tested and approved for sale by the FDA, would you take it?”
Of course, the answer was a near-unanimous “yes,” but wouldn’t you know the bullying, opinion not asked-for American woman replied with typical patronizing, sexist gems like, “If there were a birth control pill for men they’d forget to take it,” or “sure, and not be able to show what a man he is without having children?”
It ain’t love, it’s power, domination and control. Money is nice, too, but the true nature of woman is the big three of PDC.
Why? They always win…..
are u kidding, the only fights women win are when their withholding sex. If an ugly chick is trying to argue she has absolutely NO leverage, and if a hot chick is arguing with a guy who has a sex toy already, shes dead in the water. As a future law student, already enrolled in several pre-law courses, I can already see a woman wouldn’t be any good at it because women argue emotionally and can’t deal with logic. It’s that simple, they let their “feelings” get the best of them.
They always ‘win’? Win what? There is nothing more irritating than a female that continues to show up here and spew her unsubstantiated, exaggerated crap. Give us facts, not your biased and misandrist opinion. (quick, go grab a dictionary)
FUCK YOU GIRL YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOUR SAYING.. AND OFF COURSE YOU TELL HIM TO “GO GET LAID” YOU FUCKING EVIL PIECE OF TRASH. I HOPE YOU BURN YOU FUCKING MAGGOT.
STFU, mangina. Or are you actually an ameriskank? In which case, what the f*ck are you doing here? This illustrates yet another thing that women can’t do: follow directions.
And don’t forget lady judges, like this one in Florida. (link slightly dysfunctional, so scroll down to the 2:26 post on May 31).
-wolfe
AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO WANTS TO SEE THIS FAGGOT SHOT IN THE FACE A ZILLION TIMES? YES? I DON’T GIVE A FUCK, BECAUSE I’M CLOSE TO FINDING WHERE THIS MOTHERFUCKER LIVES AND I PROMISE YOU THAT IT WILL HURT. BADLY.
P Coderch
(ill make her walk funny after i reim her ;)
Sure bring your mother over ill make her walk with a cain you little bitch.
Why does ‘Girl attorney’ (gag) believe a man getting laid is going to change his view, his mood, or his mind? The poon-tang ain’t that good most of the time, baby, get over yourself. Fort Knox it isn’t.
Brilliant post, Serp. Well said.
-Dick
Fascinating post, Serp. Welcome to the site. Enjoy.
-wolfe
I just finished my first year of law school myself, and I can concur with a lot of this. First off, I think most intelligent students realize that law school is just 3 years of extortion: you don’t actually learn how to be a lawyer here, and your intelligence and legal ability certainly isn’t being tested. I think this is because it makes it easier for women to do well in this format, rather than in a practical setting.
Criminal law was an absolute joke when we got to rape. The women were all busy bleating that any man accused of rape must have been guilty, because women don’t want to report rape because of stigma and all men are rapists, and women are scared when they walk around at night. Please don’t blame me for the non-sequitors there, I’m just transcribing what I heard in class…in that same nonsensical string. When any man would mention rules of evidence and legal theories, he’d get shouted down and accused of being a rapist. When a sane female (I know, but we must give the 1% credit and acknowledge them, or else we are no better than the feminists and their universals, well, slightly better, since atleast we wait for a super-majority instead of just lying, but you get the point) would dare use logic, she’d get shouted down and the feminazis would laugh and mock her, claiming she is raped during sex or some other nonsense. Some of these women will no doubt go on to be prosecutors for rape “crimes”, so it will only continue. You can see a clear distinction in the manner that rape is handled as opposed to all other crimes in casebooks and commentaries. I was thinking of writing an e-mail to Duncan Idaho when this happened, but I chose not to since it is rather pointless. That’s another man rule: we don’t say things just to say it whenever we want to, we contribute when it would be pertinent and is logically related to the subject discussed at hand.
As for a more historical look, one of my professors actually mentioned the changes in the legal field. He said it got more hostile, deceitful and manipulative in the last 20 years. Hmm…that seems to line up nicely, and we all know which sex brings that type of thing into everything they do. Law was about justice and civilly settling disputes truthfully in the past, now it’s about geed (follow the dollar) and winning by simply annoying the other person as much as possible (Rule 11 FRCP abuse, Discovery abuse, etc.). You’re forced to constantly play politics in the court room and out of the court room, where before you went to work to just do your work. Anyone that’s ever worked with women knows how much nonsense and drama they create in order to make work as miserable as possible. The problem is I don’t see how this will ever be fixed. Many intelligent people recognize a problem in the legal field, but either they don’t know what causes it or are too scared to mention it, and everyone knows we probably can’t just do the simple solution: kick women out of any and all of the legal system.
Watch out she will jump on her PMS cycle, crank it up and try to run you over….
Here is what it sounds like when she comes at you:
Nag… naggg….. Nagggggggggg
tin…ting
Bitch…. bitchhhh…. bitchhhhhhhh…. Bitchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Lets not forget taking his kids away and reducing him to “visitor” status, while mommy gets all the money.
“Girl Attorney,” you need to look before you leap. See this link for details.
Girl attorney, you really need to learn to stay away from places where you aren’t welcome, i.e. this site which clearly states: –
Don’t you have other evil-woman things to do, like representing the wife-from-hell in a divorce proceeding that will leave a good, decent, hardworking man living damn near the poverty line while the evil bitch takes more then half his belongings, his house, whilst still demanding alimony and child support?
Dude, you really need to get laid.
They think of sex every 3 seconds…[just upholding my sworn manduty to point out whenever women "go default," and that females are the sex that's constantly thinking about sex, usually perverted.]
I have yet to meet a female that was devoid of it.
We men are here because we know there is someting seriouly wrong with western women.