Old Men Are Saviors, Cougars Are Gross
A manpiphany is a jolt of genius that starts at the balls and proceeds directly to the brain. Whenever I experience this phenomenon, I open my mouth and speak as quickly as I can. What comes out may offend loads of women, but fuck women. The truth needs to be spoken.
Female anger is the weather vane of truth.
Truth is the enemy of women.
If a woman ever gets pissed off at anything you say, science will prove you right.
Old guys hooking up with young women is fucking awesome.
See? If any women were allowed to read that, it would offend the shit out of them. That means it must be the truth.
Old guys hooking up with young women is awesome and every guy in the world hopes to do it one day — tomorrow preferably. During our twenties, men realize that all women our age stopped emotionally maturing long ago. Puberty for women should actually be called retirement — a retirement of emotional growth, a retirement of critical thinking, and a retirement of whatever makes women not behave like frigid cunts.
Men are better than women.
You don’t buy a new car with a bunch of fucking dings in it, do you? Dings don’t fix themselves. Cars don’t “grow out of” a bunch of dings. God I fucking hate dings.
Women’s egos are like trees. You can tell their age by counting the number of un-fixable fucking dings all over them. Dings like getting offered $300 for a blowjob by one of her boyfriend’s poker buddies because everyone was drunk and she can’t take a joke or a hint. Here comes the sobbing MySpace journal!
Here comes the science.
Old men who hook up with younger women are propelling our species into the next millennium in a big way — big like an ACME rocket. A new study brought to you by the letters M, E, N, says old men are dumping genes that make them live longer into the E-Z Bake oven that is a young woman every time they cross the May/December divide.
An E-Z Bake oven is a cheap and over-hyped toy that produces a consistent supply of shit.
Think about it like this. Biologically speaking, women expire somewhere around 50; even though we know their actual expiration date is 23. Biologically speaking, men can reproduce into their 70’s. In order to pass on that “long life” gene, these older men must sleep with younger women. And by “younger”, I mean women in their 20’s. Do the math, 70 minus 50 is 20. It makes sense.
Older men who hook up with young girls are also doing you and I a favor. Girls who would date older men have father issues that border on psychotic. They’ll key your car if you piss them off. They’ll stalk you. The last thing you want is a relationship with one of these broads without a good twenty years on her. You’ll never hear the end of it, and if she wasn’t too stupid to figure it out, she would do something really horrible like wreck your credit.
A long living man needs to pass on his long living genetic code to a woman before she turns 50. 50 is when menopause rains down on women like the glacier of hormones it is. And that’s exactly what the study found: something I already knew.
Here’s something else I already knew: cougars are gross.
Everything you think is right.
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October 17th, 2007 at 4:51 am - IP Man-Hash: f68191fe56ea6
Well, you REALLY did make me laugh.
October 17th, 2007 at 4:53 am - IP Man-Hash: eb931023b77c5
You men may actually have valid points regarding sexism existing in society against men but you defeat your own arguments by being hyperabusive and emotional towards the women here.
The abusive way you construct comments towards the females here is as if you are directly laying the blame on the female here for creating the sexism in society, as if she is the very person who composed a sexist Bill or who voted to pass it. In this way, you defeat yourselves, for this will not get her to perceive your arguments as believable and truthful. Instead, she’ll just think that you and whatever you say is crazy.
Stop being so emotional. Convince us that you are men.
October 17th, 2007 at 5:09 am - IP Man-Hash: 1b282541e5f4b
@ Clair: I havent started calling you a whore or a bitch. Its because you havent acted as such and I dont wish to turn abusive and emotional.
@ Female: With women like yourself who apathetic to the needs and problems of men, how are you convincing men to “drop the fight”. Yeah, we smell bullshit.
As for “hyberabusive and emotional” behaviour, I dont see you calling the women out on that. Why? The way I see it, there are WAY more abusive and emotional women who have compared as compared to men.
We are men but you dont act like a “woman”. You are neither virtuous nor graceful, often condescending upon other men or striking “low blows” so expect the same treatment in kind.
October 17th, 2007 at 5:11 am - IP Man-Hash: d4fbf993af398
The way I see it, there are WAY more abusive and emotional women who have compared[posted] as compared to men.
Pardon the typo but then you would never pardon men so go on and shoot another “low blow”.
October 17th, 2007 at 5:19 am - IP Man-Hash: f68191fe56ea6
Yes, you have called me a bitch. So according to the quoted comment, this implies that you do admit that you became emotional and abusive, no?
October 17th, 2007 at 5:45 am - IP Man-Hash: f57e72e727dd1
When I call you a bitch, it is because you have acted as such.
October 17th, 2007 at 5:47 am - IP Man-Hash: eb931023b77c5
But is Clair one of them, or have you just lumped her in with the others because you like striking low bows against all women?
October 17th, 2007 at 5:49 am - IP Man-Hash: eb931023b77c5
You’re sounding like one yourself right now, MV.
October 17th, 2007 at 7:05 am - IP Man-Hash: 0d01049f32a62
Awww, wont you know huh? Queen of bitches.
Reread my post in response to yours again. You claimed that the men were “abusive and irrational”. I pointed out that when you juxtapose the men against the women, there was a preponderance amount of “abusive and irrational” women as compared to men.
October 17th, 2007 at 3:06 pm - IP Man-Hash: eb931023b77c5
Clair’s right, you do seem to have some kind of eye impairment.
October 18th, 2007 at 2:58 am - IP Man-Hash: f68191fe56ea6
Clair’s right, you do seem to have some kind of eye impairment.
Careful Female…you may hurt his feelings.
October 18th, 2007 at 3:02 am - IP Man-Hash: 46bb66504b900
If you wish to turn this into a “us” vs “them” kind of thing, it can be easily arranged. You want a gender war? You got one.
October 18th, 2007 at 3:17 am - IP Man-Hash: f68191fe56ea6
See Female, look what you’ve done now. Now he’s all upset.
October 18th, 2007 at 3:35 am - IP Man-Hash: 206ad98341577
I dont need your sarcasm or your pity. I just find you a total hypocrite. I dont pretend to make any discourse with your appear “nice” and “dandy” because it is not. This isnt a platform for YOU but you have come onboard and stated that you were “unfairly treated” whining especially to Wolfe and appearing the victim.
If you are indeed being victimized, I fail to see why you are taking poor, low and cheap shots at me. Why do you do that, fembot? Because I am your oppenent? Because someone who isnt with you is against you?
Unlike you, I dont pretend to be nice. You are a sanctimonious bitch and will be treated as such.
October 18th, 2007 at 3:49 am - IP Man-Hash: f68191fe56ea6
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, gosh you make me laugh sometimes.
You act as though you have the mentality of a teenager.
Go on, show me ALL the times that I’ve gone “whining” to Wolfe.
October 18th, 2007 at 3:55 am - IP Man-Hash: 9604615ec560b
You have whined to Wolfe. Why do you deny it?
This is the internet. You can laugh at me but at the end of the day, when you leave this site, I will still be ill-convinced of whatever you have said. Your very purpose on this site is to change our minds and like every other self centered apathetic feminist before you, you will fail.
This is because you lack sensitivity and tact - two things of which I am not going to teach you. You shall learn them yourself.
October 18th, 2007 at 4:16 am - IP Man-Hash: eeb32e3dc6874
The only eye impairment seems to be in regards to the gender this site doesn’t cater to.
November 7th, 2007 at 2:13 am - IP Man-Hash: 2ebd026a81e93
I’m reading an article on age and reproduction. It says men ‘expire’ in their mid-thirties. Of course, they can still reproduce, it just becomes much more difficult for them and dangerous to the offspring. By their sixties, almost all of the sperm is abnormal (in a bad way).
So, men and women should both get it done in their twenties. Mutated sperm isn’t pretty.
December 2nd, 2007 at 1:55 pm - IP Man-Hash: e24370fe2bb3c
I think that that is a well known double standard
I know that why am i bothering trying to post when no one will bother to listen, and i’ll probably be insulted
But i post just so my opinions are heard, just like how you all want your opinions heard
What i’m going to try to do now is not try to put anyone down, but try to make a point.
I think that seeing a 50-year-old-man walking down the street with a 20-year-old is a little creepy
I admit this, they are most likely in it for the money, assuming this said man is rich
But so what if there is a 50-year-ol-woman walking down the street with a younger man?
I mean he’s most likely in it for the said money too!
I just think that both situations are basically the same, both said younger pair are both in it for the riched, no matter what the gender
January 6th, 2008 at 7:55 pm - IP Man-Hash: 557cf002c6a29
who cares.. i know men who like older women. Im younger.