Old Men Are Saviors, Cougars Are Gross
A manpiphany is a jolt of genius that starts at the balls and proceeds directly to the brain. Whenever I experience this phenomenon, I open my mouth and speak as quickly as I can. What comes out may offend loads of women, but fuck women. The truth needs to be spoken.
Female anger is the weather vane of truth.
Truth is the enemy of women.
If a woman ever gets pissed off at anything you say, science will prove you right.
Old guys hooking up with young women is fucking awesome.
See? If any women were allowed to read that, it would offend the shit out of them. That means it must be the truth.
Old guys hooking up with young women is awesome and every guy in the world hopes to do it one day — tomorrow preferably. During our twenties, men realize that all women our age stopped emotionally maturing long ago. Puberty for women should actually be called retirement — a retirement of emotional growth, a retirement of critical thinking, and a retirement of whatever makes women not behave like frigid cunts.
Men are better than women.
You don’t buy a new car with a bunch of fucking dings in it, do you? Dings don’t fix themselves. Cars don’t “grow out of” a bunch of dings. God I fucking hate dings.
Women’s egos are like trees. You can tell their age by counting the number of un-fixable fucking dings all over them. Dings like getting offered $300 for a blowjob by one of her boyfriend’s poker buddies because everyone was drunk and she can’t take a joke or a hint. Here comes the sobbing MySpace journal!
Here comes the science.
Old men who hook up with younger women are propelling our species into the next millennium in a big way — big like an ACME rocket. A new study brought to you by the letters M, E, N, says old men are dumping genes that make them live longer into the E-Z Bake oven that is a young woman every time they cross the May/December divide.
An E-Z Bake oven is a cheap and over-hyped toy that produces a consistent supply of shit.
Think about it like this. Biologically speaking, women expire somewhere around 50; even though we know their actual expiration date is 23. Biologically speaking, men can reproduce into their 70’s. In order to pass on that “long life” gene, these older men must sleep with younger women. And by “younger”, I mean women in their 20’s. Do the math, 70 minus 50 is 20. It makes sense.
Older men who hook up with young girls are also doing you and I a favor. Girls who would date older men have father issues that border on psychotic. They’ll key your car if you piss them off. They’ll stalk you. The last thing you want is a relationship with one of these broads without a good twenty years on her. You’ll never hear the end of it, and if she wasn’t too stupid to figure it out, she would do something really horrible like wreck your credit.
A long living man needs to pass on his long living genetic code to a woman before she turns 50. 50 is when menopause rains down on women like the glacier of hormones it is. And that’s exactly what the study found: something I already knew.
Here’s something else I already knew: cougars are gross.
Everything you think is right.
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October 15th, 2007 at 7:14 pm - IP Man-Hash: 999461e62bd0b
27 here, and completely uninterested. Sure I will look at a pretty face, but after the hell I have gone through there is no way. I like the solitude and serenity of being a bachelor. No whining, drama, or any of the things that come with modern-day woman.
-Strength and Honor-
October 15th, 2007 at 8:07 pm - IP Man-Hash: d653cff06dec4
Female jumps on a single grammatical error like a whore on a vacant crack pipe.
Meanwhile her pretty and perfect language skills don’t hide well enough her soulless and braindead existance.
October 15th, 2007 at 9:02 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0c5221ee9fc57
Hehe i do too. It’s more of an amusement, out of curiosity. Loads of them tend to look alike, with the ironed hair, fake boobs and stuff. Not much originality anymore. So when i see a nice one with more classic touches, i hang in there for a second until i hear her talk, which brings me back down to earth :) BTW, i’m 32.
October 16th, 2007 at 5:39 am - IP Man-Hash: cd6a7a7ede986
Feminism has made the common woman a common enemy of man
women suck as people
October 16th, 2007 at 8:24 am - IP Man-Hash: 7c6608288c6dc
Greetings to the males,
I have been away from the net for a week due to changing ISP. However, I return and see that Clair is STILL babbling on (accompanied by Female, of course). Has she drawn breath yet?
Anyway, it’s nice to be back home guys.
October 17th, 2007 at 2:21 am - IP Man-Hash: f68191fe56ea6
Wolfe (414) Says:
October 15th, 2007 at 7:42 am - IP Man-Hash: 27bb4a532c17e
Yeah, I know sorry. What I was trying to get across was that I don’t see the point in refining my language skills for people that are only going to respond to me with crude insults. There’s really no point, I could put forward the most logical argument ever and it would only be responded with “fuck you slut, MABTW”.
What do are these bogus assertions? Oh, and the interesting ones :)
Note the word “or”. I think it would be quite possible for egalitarians and humanists to co-exist peacefully, rather then “I’m a feminist. GO WOMEN!!” or “I’m a manist. GO MEN!!”. It is still possible to be a theist, polytheist, agnostic, atheist or whatever and still be either of these two (sometimes it’s not possible to be both, but I’m sure you can find one that conforms with your belief system). If a worldwide movement was initiated with either as these concepts as its main philosophy, I would jump right on board.
About the whole “evil right winged Christian” thing, I don’t know why, but assuming from the sort of “tone” from your writing, it seemed as though you were expecting a negative response. I think faith can be a beautiful thing, it can bring out the very best in people, but it can also bring out the worst. I personally believe Christians are very interesting people, particularly fundamentalist Christians. I do not believe with everything that they have to say, but it is very interesting to listen to and sometimes debate on.
October 17th, 2007 at 2:56 am - IP Man-Hash: 0d01049f32a62
Maybe that is because you are a self righteous bitch who believes she is always right? Point out the “hypocrisies” in my arguments. I love to see you try. Dont make a sweeping statement and act like you won the debate. Fuck you, that will only be responded to with a good “Fuck you, slut” because you deserve it.
October 17th, 2007 at 4:06 am - IP Man-Hash: f68191fe56ea6
MansVoice said:
(That is the mentality of feminism. The very thing you oppose.)
I didn’t say they are! Seriously, my god learn to read. Mike made a claim about women in the past, so I did to.
(This went on for a bit, simply because you didn’t take the time to read.)
(You a made a wrong assumption with no merit.)
Eh hem…
Your words.
In fact after going on to say how men suffer more than women, and restating the awful things that I brought up, you condone this world and associate it all with manliness…
(You out right said that women have men to thank for EVERYTHING, then go on to ask how is third world countries a mans fault.)
Wolfe - see, this is what I mean, “Maybe that is because you are a self righteous bitch who believes she is always right?…Fuck you, that will only be responded to with a good “Fuck you, slut” because you deserve it.” Honestly, do you think I deserved to be called a name like that? How does this provide any incentive for me to converse in intellectually stimulating conversations?
October 17th, 2007 at 4:23 am - IP Man-Hash: f57e72e727dd1
Wait wait, you list so many things but how is any of that HYPOCRITICAL? Do you even need the dictionary’s definition for the word? I opposed your views straight out and with sheer class, characterized it as a manly world. SO?
How is ANY of it HYPOCRITCAL? Do you know what it stands for, you moron?
October 17th, 2007 at 4:26 am - IP Man-Hash: eb931023b77c5
Clair, they’re being hyberbolic and deliberately baiting you in order to make you irrate and emotional. Once you become emotional, they count on your calm rationality giving way to irrationality and mistakes, so they can then feel justified in noting your errors and using these as justification that you are an idiot woman who they are smarter then.
You may notice that as you have haven’t given in to emotional irrationality and fallen into making clumsy errors yet, they are the ones becoming emotional and irrate. Now it is they who are making the very errors that they so want you to make so they can have their one second of glory when they can post the title of this site as a signature salutation.
These guys are trying to punk you, and whatever else they can get away with. This is because the average age here is 15.
October 17th, 2007 at 4:32 am - IP Man-Hash: eeb32e3dc6874
Clair I made that comment for good reason. You seem to think women don’t have equal rights. You insist on two extreme examples.
Misdeeds of the past. Which have now been corrected in our more civil nations.
Women being oppressed in less enlightened countries. No, it’s not right. That has no bearing on your rights though.
That’s like me saying men being persecuted in Iraq should give me more rights here. That’s what your movement has done. You gained all this special treatment for yourselves and pissed on truly disadvantaged women.
October 17th, 2007 at 4:33 am - IP Man-Hash: f57e72e727dd1
Btw Clair, dont tear up sections of my posts, piece them together and proclaim that you somehow beat me.
Read through that entire thread again. You are picking on retarded ambiguious issues which have no ends.
For example : “MansVoice said:If you arent happy with the manly world we have created, go live on the moon.” My point was, the amount of good that men did far overrated the negatives. I think you are fucktarded for taking my literal meaning of “everything”.
Obviously, retard, I am talking about a general picture in which men are responsible for the world that we live in. If you dont like it and whine so much about it, fucking leave.
This isnt a world assumption. Its FACT. As Abbanddon has clarified, by virtue of your sex .. you are beneficiary of the gifts of feminism and for all that talk, you still wield those cards that the feminists have handed to you such as the “rape card” and the “law immunity card”.
No merit? In your deluded mind, perhaps.
Dont appeal to Wolfe to help you. YOU chose to come here on OUR living rooms. If you mess up, we bash you. Enough said.
October 17th, 2007 at 4:36 am - IP Man-Hash: 2963e11061bb5
Hahahaha. You speak from experience, dont you female? No one has sunk lower in this site than you ever have. You said you “leave” so why keep coming back? You have lost all credibility and are only intent to “prove a point” by yelling fucktarded stuff like “PAWNED”. What a girly moron.
Just fuck off. Does age matter? Yes I guess. But seeing as you are WAYYY older and STILL a FUCKUP in life, I dont think you should be bringing that up.
October 17th, 2007 at 4:36 am - IP Man-Hash: eeb32e3dc6874
Female she is a female. Which means by nature she’s emotional and irrational.
Yes, she’s already been punked.
October 17th, 2007 at 4:38 am - IP Man-Hash: f68191fe56ea6
Female, you’re right. I totally agree with you. That was very well articulated. :)
October 17th, 2007 at 4:39 am - IP Man-Hash: eb931023b77c5
:)
October 17th, 2007 at 4:40 am - IP Man-Hash: 1b282541e5f4b
Thats because she KISSED your ass, enough said. She is a hypocrite, through and through. She never called out on irate and emotional women but is always there when some misogynist starts his tirade and then “calls us all the same”.
On reflection, you are just like her. A total hypocrite and a deluded moron.
October 17th, 2007 at 4:41 am - IP Man-Hash: f68191fe56ea6
This isnt a world assumption. Its FACT. As Abbanddon has clarified, by virtue of your sex .. you are beneficiary of the gifts of feminism and for all that talk, you still wield those cards that the feminists have handed to you such as the “rape card” and the “law immunity card”.
No merit? In your deluded mind, perhaps.
Dont appeal to Wolfe to help you. YOU chose to come here on OUR living rooms. If you mess up, we bash you. Enough said.
Gosh you make me laugh sometimes.
October 17th, 2007 at 4:43 am - IP Man-Hash: 2963e11061bb5
Dont say a one liner like “Gosh you make me laugh sometimes” without any intent on replying. Its so Fembot like.
“OH I HAVE GOT NOTHING TO SAY so I shall ‘laugh’”
Get real.
October 17th, 2007 at 4:44 am - IP Man-Hash: f68191fe56ea6
Thats because she KISSED your ass, enough said. She is a hypocrite, through and through. She never called out on irate and emotional women but is always there when some misogynist starts his tirade and then “calls us all the same”.
On reflection, you are just like her. A total hypocrite and a deluded moron.
No…I think she was right. Look how emotional your language has become. I can’t believe I didn’t notice it earlier…