Old Men Are Saviors, Cougars Are Gross
A manpiphany is a jolt of genius that starts at the balls and proceeds directly to the brain. Whenever I experience this phenomenon, I open my mouth and speak as quickly as I can. What comes out may offend loads of women, but fuck women. The truth needs to be spoken.
Female anger is the weather vane of truth.
Truth is the enemy of women.
If a woman ever gets pissed off at anything you say, science will prove you right.
Old guys hooking up with young women is fucking awesome.
See? If any women were allowed to read that, it would offend the shit out of them. That means it must be the truth.
Old guys hooking up with young women is awesome and every guy in the world hopes to do it one day — tomorrow preferably. During our twenties, men realize that all women our age stopped emotionally maturing long ago. Puberty for women should actually be called retirement — a retirement of emotional growth, a retirement of critical thinking, and a retirement of whatever makes women not behave like frigid cunts.
Men are better than women.
You don’t buy a new car with a bunch of fucking dings in it, do you? Dings don’t fix themselves. Cars don’t “grow out of” a bunch of dings. God I fucking hate dings.
Women’s egos are like trees. You can tell their age by counting the number of un-fixable fucking dings all over them. Dings like getting offered $300 for a blowjob by one of her boyfriend’s poker buddies because everyone was drunk and she can’t take a joke or a hint. Here comes the sobbing MySpace journal!
Here comes the science.
Old men who hook up with younger women are propelling our species into the next millennium in a big way — big like an ACME rocket. A new study brought to you by the letters M, E, N, says old men are dumping genes that make them live longer into the E-Z Bake oven that is a young woman every time they cross the May/December divide.
An E-Z Bake oven is a cheap and over-hyped toy that produces a consistent supply of shit.
Think about it like this. Biologically speaking, women expire somewhere around 50; even though we know their actual expiration date is 23. Biologically speaking, men can reproduce into their 70’s. In order to pass on that “long life” gene, these older men must sleep with younger women. And by “younger”, I mean women in their 20’s. Do the math, 70 minus 50 is 20. It makes sense.
Older men who hook up with young girls are also doing you and I a favor. Girls who would date older men have father issues that border on psychotic. They’ll key your car if you piss them off. They’ll stalk you. The last thing you want is a relationship with one of these broads without a good twenty years on her. You’ll never hear the end of it, and if she wasn’t too stupid to figure it out, she would do something really horrible like wreck your credit.
A long living man needs to pass on his long living genetic code to a woman before she turns 50. 50 is when menopause rains down on women like the glacier of hormones it is. And that’s exactly what the study found: something I already knew.
Here’s something else I already knew: cougars are gross.
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October 13th, 2007 at 3:55 am - IP Man-Hash: f68191fe56ea6
“Civilized” is a very fickle term, yet it is what your argument seems to rely on. How many countries are “civilized”?
Think about it, if women were not able to vote, what cultural assumptions are present?
Feminism isn’t about fighting for rights for women in [insert country here], its about fighting for WOMENS rights. Not Chinese womens rights, not African womens right, not Australians womens rights, not American womens rights, WOMENS rights.
And this enhances your argument how? What does your age have to do with anything?
October 13th, 2007 at 4:24 am - IP Man-Hash: eeb32e3dc6874
My age and life experience with the feminist agenda far outweighs yours thats how. I understand your concept on womens rights worldwide.
The feminist are not crying out for women in oppressed countries. They are busy furthering their agendas in their home countries. As noted a woman being mistreated in Afghanistan has no bearing on a woman over here being treated special.
Feminism did not start to help women worldwide. It started to give women
an unfair advantage in civil nations. Jill average in the States or U.K. isn’t overly concerned with the rights of women worldwide. She’s looking for special treatement. So what should men here do? Say screw helping women in Iraq and only help the men? Your way of thinking actually.
I’m done making you look bad. Leave.
October 13th, 2007 at 5:05 am - IP Man-Hash: f68191fe56ea6
Whatever floats your boat.
You can say that all you want, but it doesn’t make it true. I’m a feminist, and I cry out for those women. Women the world over to me are equal. Those with the more disadvantaged lives are the ones that deserve the most attention and help. Women who lived privileged lives are the outcome we are striving for.
I never said it did. Women don’t deserve more legal rights then men, I’ve already stated that. I was trying to ignore this point about the Afghanistan woman, as it was irrelevant but it keeps being brought up, so now that it has been acknowledged, lets move on.
Of course feminism didn’t start to help women world wide…how could it?? The first wave of feminism began in about 1848 I believe. In those times it took a while for the word to travel, so umm, it was kinda hard to know the hardships of other people.
So the states and the U.K are the “civilized” countries your talking about? Thats only two countries buddy.
Wallow in your own self-denial.
October 13th, 2007 at 8:29 am - IP Man-Hash: d8dfaf3496c8b
Women in China arent oppressed. The same goes for the women in Afghanistan. Many in the Muslim states wish to be treated that way. Btw, how are women in china “oppressed”? I have been to China. The women arent oppressed. They even have numerous “dragon ladies” in today’s modern age and time, what the fuck?
I am a history student. Whats your point again? In those age and day, women didnt want to go to school. Women actually liked staying home to care for their children etc. Plus, in those days, life was very harsh… so the work which was usually being carried out was HARD labour which was usually done by men. So whats your point again?
*Yawns*, proof?
*Yawns*, so what has been done by feminists to undo or reverse this? Nothing, in fact, they expound on the issue and demand for more. For example, VEVA gave another 3 billion to women’s education when its clear the boys are the ones in need of help. Hypocrisy eh?
October 13th, 2007 at 8:35 am - IP Man-Hash: 46bb66504b900
Because men built this god damn world and women have us to thank for… everything. We lead, we protect and we defend so naturally, men are superior and should be respected. I will not change my stance on this issue. Period.
Thats not the way we are seeing it, no? Plus, feminism has gone too far especially in numerous countries. In norway, they wish to set up a “women’s party” even though norway already has 50% women’s politicians. The chairwoman of the party even called men “walking pigs”. In Canada, there is the Ontario Bill(Google the internet, its a useful read).
All these show us that women arent content with equality and are pulling the wool over people to get more benefits. Well, we men arent convinced so thats why we are here. By virtue of being protected, you are the weaker sex. Also, by virtue of living under that umbrella of protection, it makes you just as guilty and can be seen as just as weak.
Life Experiences. There is a whole lot more to life than books, you know?
October 13th, 2007 at 8:04 pm - IP Man-Hash: eeb32e3dc6874
Clair your right. Fighting for womens rights just isn’t about fighting for them in the U.S. or U.K. It’s about fighting for them everywhere.
Let me spell it out for you. Your gender uses what goes on in less enlightened countries to pretend that women all over are being held down.
That’s the truth. Everytime someone says women here or in any civil nation now have equal rights, you start stammering on how women in China or the Middle East are treated. That situation has no bearing on Western or European women getting special rights.
October 13th, 2007 at 8:17 pm - IP Man-Hash: 099d8832fa380
If a single woman still has any self respect after the age of 25 I am very surprised. I see it all the time, 40 year olds getting around the pubs and clubs looking for 20 year old meat. It really is disgusting.
Only womanly women make dumbfuck comments that have no purpose like that.
*D3C*
October 13th, 2007 at 9:26 pm - IP Man-Hash: 349c2dc95fedb
@ Mike: Excellent point. I still fail to see how the women in China are oppressed. God, that was fucking retarded.
Afghanistan is currently now in a state of anarchy. What you rather be doing? Providing food supplies and helping EVERYONE or just be selfish and fight for WOMAN’s rights. Plus, as Mike said, “That situation has no bearing on Western or European women getting special rights.”
October 13th, 2007 at 9:41 pm - IP Man-Hash: f68191fe56ea6
If you took that comment out of context.
“mike5150 said:
Their was no equality problem. Your gender was to stupid to get out of the home. You had the right to work, go to school, and everything else.
Yet again, your talking about your country. Women in China still count. Women in Afghanistan still count. Women the WORLD OVER count. ”
Mike claimed there was no equality problem. Women were able to do anything they wanted. They were to stupid to leave the house apparently. I mentioned China, because, well take a look at China before Mao. Still think women weren’t oppressed? Afgan women wish to be treated this way? Can you speak for all of them? Including the ones that flee their country in hopes of pursuing a better life?
For starters that wasn’t directed at you, and seen as you are a history student, I wont have to redirect you to the “*Yawns*, proof” that liberal feminist men existed such as John Stuart Mill shall I? And also being a history student, you would also be interested in modern times to contrast the two, so you would already know about Cathy Young. So I shan’t patronize you with knowledge that is old news to you.
How is that MY fault? How does that alter my personal opinions? I still think that thats a bad thing. In fact, I would much rather if there wasn’t money solely spent on either sex.
Well if you’re going to take credit for everything in the world, fine. I’ll thank you, for the third world countries, I’ll thank you for the dying orphans, I’ll thank you for the starving homeless, for the sweat shops, for poverty and for war, thank you. Great work. Glad women weren’t in charge.
October 13th, 2007 at 9:42 pm - IP Man-Hash: f68191fe56ea6
I agree with you.
October 13th, 2007 at 11:50 pm - IP Man-Hash: eeb32e3dc6874
Glad to see you finally agree. But you could have clairified that in the first place. You don’t understand they did exploit women in other countries for gain here. “That poor woman in Saudi Arabia. Now give me special rights.”
Do you want to know why their are dying orphans? Why we have homeless people and massive poverty? Probably because your gender couldn’t keep their legs together. Before you say it takes two to tango remember…men don’t have reproductive rights.
October 14th, 2007 at 12:12 am - IP Man-Hash: 5acb8d5dc39dd
Bullshit. Women in China arent oppressed. What, now you are backtracking before Mao? IN THIS DAY AND AGE, are women in China fucking oppressed? Fuck no.
*Yawns*, do you benefit from it? Fuck, yes. Do women benefit from it? Hell yes. Did you do anything against it? No, so shut the fuck up.
Third world countries? How is that a man’s fault? You work your lot, period. Dying orphans? Starving homeless? Sweat Shops? Poverty? You do realize that men die more than women, live in poverty more often and are often the majority of the homeless, do you? Go to angryharry.com you ignorant ass.
War? While war is largely negative, it has also generated numerous inventions under the most rigorous and trying of times. Further, women were also responsible for men. Infact, if you had read my post, you know that almost all women leaders have embarked on a course of war.
I sure as fuck are glad women arent in charge. Dont give us all this suck my ass bullshit that “boohoo, men screwed up this world”. The only fuck up was when we allowed women to vote. Period. If you arent happy with the manly world we have created, go live on the moon. Then again, you need a space shuttle to go there which is INVENTED by a MAN. Moron.
October 14th, 2007 at 12:13 am - IP Man-Hash: 7b55501cead9a
* Typo: “Further, women were also responsible for men”
It should be “war” instead of “men”.
October 14th, 2007 at 12:20 am - IP Man-Hash: f68191fe56ea6
Mike5150, apparently we have men to thank for EVERYTHING in this world. And there’s a bit more to dying orphans and mass poverty than some real horny chick, only an knuckle-dragging, neolithic oaf would come to this assumption. And yes it takes two to tango, as for men not having reproductive rights, aren’t you talking about the men in “civilized” countries? Cause there are many other places in the world. Anyway don’t try and shift the blame onto women, if you men want credit for everything in the world, then take the good with the bad, cause apparently, you only have yourselves to thank.
October 14th, 2007 at 12:30 am - IP Man-Hash: eeb32e3dc6874
Why do they have a spray that will keep your legs closed?
October 14th, 2007 at 12:54 am - IP Man-Hash: f68191fe56ea6
MansVoice said:
I didn’t say they are! Seriously, my god learn to read. Mike made a claim about women in the past, so I did to.
Ok then. Your choice. I am an activist for men’s rights. But now that a man tells me to “shut the fuck up” for it, perhaps I shouldn’t. No, that’s cruel. Men deserve the equal rights. You don’t.
Eh hem…
Your words.
In fact after going on to say how men suffer more than women, and restating the awful things that I brought up, you condone this world and associate it all with manliness…
October 14th, 2007 at 1:00 am - IP Man-Hash: f68191fe56ea6
Umm…what?
October 14th, 2007 at 2:42 am - IP Man-Hash: 41f6de747e750
@ Clair: On a whole, men have done a great job. If you arent satisfied, get out of earth. We all know that it is virtually almost impossible to fully “satisfy” women. Heh.
October 14th, 2007 at 3:06 am - IP Man-Hash: 109bcf0dfd9d2
Yes that’s right. You pawned yourself and it was very awesome.
October 14th, 2007 at 4:31 am - IP Man-Hash: 6d589b37beaa5
What the fuck? You have issues, really. That post was old . Real old. I had to use a word searcher to locate the exact post. Whats up with yelling “PAWNED”? Why are you hell bent on destroying everyone’s pride? Especially men? So he made a slight mistake, no biggie. Everyone make mistakes. The same can be extended to the numerous inaccuracies from the women trolling this site.
I think the use of your word “Pawned” was truly … disgusting. Adding to the fact that you attacked me personally on numerous occasions for freudian slips is disturbing. What the fuck do you want? Are you looking for some lost love on this site? Prove a point? You are fucking retarded and can best relate to the likes of Germaine Geer.
Stop coming onto this site to yell at men everytime a man ditches you. Its getting old, fuck off.