Pregnancy Does Not Imply Equality
A screwdriver has a purpose. Without this tool, men wouldn’t be able to screw anything for less than the cost of a video game — and women wouldn’t be able to dent my car by dropping one on the hood while trying to put the Christmas decorations away on a shelf two feet above their fucking head.
If it’s out of reach, get a man. If it’s got buttons, get a man. If it affects the fate of anything more than an unboiled egg or the color of drapes, get a man.
Texas Instruments once had a social conscience. They devised a pink Speak N Spell that flashed only the following:
In case of thought, get a man!
Sadly, it was recalled. Oh the lives it may have saved.
A screwdriver is matched in usefulness only by the chainsaw or pistol. Without these things, we would all have been eaten by bears or raped by trees long ago. When women say, “none of you would be here without us,” they’re inviting you to live in this world, where guns and penicillin are just as important as pumping out spawn.
Horses can have babies too. Why don’t we let them vote? Why don’t we put Mr. Ed on the ballot?
Also, none of us would be here without monkey-rape. “Consent” was invented about ten seconds after “money”. It’s as “mandatory” as taxes.
As much as it pains me to say, chainsaws and pistols are not equal to men. They’re just tools. I love them and they’re useful, but it’s true. Men are better than pistols and chainsaws and pizza scissors.
Women have a purpose too. Women are good for making babies.
They’re so “good for” it, they base their entire lives around it. Just like men do with money, sports, and anything else that involves achievement. Achievement is betterment through personal sacrifice. Achievement is the success that results from an increase in the global quality of life. Achievement is what makes a person rich when they can’t hit their “pay day” by forgetting to take some birth control. Men are as obsessed with all that shit as women are with babies.
Women aren’t good for raising babies, unfortunately — at least that what every crime statistic says — but no one can deny their petri dish powers of procreation.
The pregnancy card is as desperate to play as, “I’m with the band,” or grabbing a sleeping girl’s boob. In the Deck of Women, they’ve got 13 of that card in every suit.
When asked, all of Americans say they would rather follow a man than a woman into the unknown. These Americans are commonly called: voters, the army, the employed, families, children, all religions, and anyone who has ever watched TV. That’s because while “the unknown” could include a Baby Crank-Out competition, it most likely won’t. And if it doesn’t, you’re going to need a dick around.
-Dick
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ALL THE MEN RISE UP ALL THE BROTHERS RISE UP ANSWER THE BATTLE CALL TRACK THE CUNTS WHO COME ON THIS SITES TO THEIR HOMES LET THEM THINK TWICE ABOUT HW MUCH THEIR CUNTS CAN BLEED I HAVE FORMED A HUGE ARMY OF FRIENDS AROUND THE WORLD WE ARE GOING TO DESTROY THESE CUNTS IN A SHORT PERIOD OF TIME! ALL THE MEN START RECRUITING OTHER BROTHERS AROUND THE WORLD YOUR FRIENDS FAMILY WORKMATES THE TIME IS NOW! THE EARTH WILL BLOOD WHEN WE MAKE THESE FUCKING CUNT WHORES BLEED STABBING VICIOUSLY THERE’S NO STOPPING US CUNTS! EVERYTHING YOU CAN SEE WITH YOUR EYES BELONG TO MEN SO TAKE IT BACK! FIGHT NOW! STAND UP NOW! STRIKE NOW! 3 BILLION MEN HUNTING YOU CUNTS DOWN WHERE CAN YOU RUN WHERE CAN YOU HIDE! CHAINSAW RIPPING YOUR CUNTS OPEN FOR ALL THE BILLIONS OF BABIES ABORTED! ALL CUNTS WILL PAY!
I am shutting this site down.
Yeaahhhh!!
Dick Masterson=Dildo wearing a Groucho mask! http://www.maleenhancement.org/
Chris AND MarkEMark=Mr. Empty-pants
‘hey dick this is for you:
why dont you write an article that any job a woman gets is because of reservation.’
Shhhhh, don’t tell women they only got the job they have is because of the law. They think they’re actually good enough to get it on merit. I’m not talking about the females that sit down and talk all day btw, you lot got yours because chimpanzee’s can’t do it.
Pregnancy Does Not Imply Equality
Some women appear to think it gives them a god like status. Now you know why they want you to be present at the birth. So you’ll give her respect she doesnt deserve. It’s a natural event, nothing more.
What a nob!
Fucking racists get right on my tits!
(I’m not a woman and don’t have tits)
Dick is very right and really quite amusing.
But why allow some arsehole like kuntvomit bang on and be a racist little keyboard hero who knows fuck all about anything!
That’s more likely a feminist anyway.
“NO U!”
Well argued. Oh, bravo. So, instead of your original attempt to disprove his statements, you switch to namecalling?
Bravo. Brav-fucking-o.
Course they do, they’re women.
Why are women so convinced that mothers have raised every child to success since before the invention of cinnamon buns? No wonder there is a battle of the sexes. Men have a better chance of winning the battle of logic and intelligence than get in the mud with these sexist, male bashing, and myth slinging pop tarts. Women go in which ever direction the winds blow; literally and figuratively. You go girl, please.
WHAT!? Seriusly. what? He’s a minority, and therefore doesnt matter? YOU. ARE. CRAZY. Gtfo my internet. That statement proves that you’re completely mindless, and if you’re not willing to communicate – gtfo.
So… If I read something I agree with, I MUST POST AN AGREEING COMMENT! No. The majority of the comments are negative, because if one agrees, one shuts the fuck up. There is a saying, I dont remember it though, screw that, but its something about “the one who is silent, agrees”.
Goddamn.
YOU. ARE. FUCKING. CRAZY.
But okay, I’ll play by your rules. If you’re so sure your “almighty” god will punish this guy, wtf are you bitching about? Isn’t it against your religion to judge in the name of The Father? Are you not supposed to forgive? See the best in people?
Fuck, I hate religius people who thinks they can apply their rules to others.
Women are for the most part useless. One day you will be a hero.
Very well said. Oh how I lol.
so you have a mother who is single
1: Can you learn how to spell? 2: Your logic is faulty, it’s been proven that single mothers are the ones who create the ones who fuck everything up in the first place.
hmm….i wonerd who raises these sucessful men and mould them into the sucessful men they are today…..duh its their mothers(women)……yes you men have made the world what it is today……open your eyes and look at the mess you have made!!!!!
lmao.. stupid bitches most of his comments are true.
I freakin hate Dr Phill. i cant wait till he finaly dies of cancer like hes suppose to. i hate indians to. their filthy stinky and even more retarded than a fatty house wife. hah stinky filthy skunk nigger. eww i hate it when filthy 3rd world brown skinned niggers try to act like humans. sick….anyways dick is white and he can tell me what to do anytime he wants and he can degrade me all he likes, cuz for one ..hes white..and two..look at his mustash. its a very powerful badass mustash growing on his white beatiful face. go beat your filthy sand nigger indian wifes in your own country asshole.. id rather have a white man with a badass mustash tell me how to live and lift heavy things for me and beat me when i deserve it.. dang his mustash rules.. ok bye
hey whiteshit! who the fuck are you calling a 3rd world brown n****? hey fucking idiot, you come to my face and I”ll kick rip your head off and shove it up your ass. Go suck a fucking dick you stupid cunt. Your either a fucking faggot or a fucking slut. So you can shut the fuck up and kiss my brown indian ass!
hey dick this is for you:
why dont you write an article that any job a woman gets is because of reservation.
sunita williams ,the female astronauts sucks. she does not deserve to be in the space
feminism is destroying culture all round the globe.look what feminism has done.all the religions in the world hinduism,islam,christanity,jains,buddhist are anti feminsit.they knew if women are given man power then they will destroy the earth
OMG- You freakin retard. lol have u ever opened a histoy boookkk???? LOL, obviously not because you would then find that it was actually men who destroy the earth and the powerful woman have brought in better education systems and improved working laws- smart one- ur just making urself look stupid.
seriously, i’m so sorry you were born into such a knowledge deprived enviousrement
even the world’s dumbest man is more intelligent than the most intelligent women on earth.any form of intelligence a woman has is because of learning it from men.the education provided in schools and colleges is what men have formed through their brains.if women are getting education then they are becoming more masculine.hence women don’t deserve higher education.
any job a woman gets is because of reservation.academic results does not show ur intelligence.women can never achieve masculinity that a man is born with.therefore no woman should get a job.
YOU ARE SUCH A RETARD. It was actually woman who formed most of the educational system. listen if u want i’ll buy you a history book, you are obviously poor and uneducated. Yes, so i think you might want to rethink your argument before u get served because i’m a girl and i have TOP grades in history and i’ll bust you. lol-. sad old man