Pregnancy Does Not Imply Equality

A screwdriver has a purpose. Without this tool, men wouldn’t be able to screw anything for less than the cost of a video game — and women wouldn’t be able to dent my car by dropping one on the hood while trying to put the Christmas decorations away on a shelf two feet above their fucking head.

If it’s out of reach, get a man. If it’s got buttons, get a man. If it affects the fate of anything more than an unboiled egg or the color of drapes, get a man.

Texas Instruments once had a social conscience. They devised a pink Speak N Spell that flashed only the following:

In case of thought, get a man!

Sadly, it was recalled. Oh the lives it may have saved.

A screwdriver is matched in usefulness only by the chainsaw or pistol. Without these things, we would all have been eaten by bears or raped by trees long ago. When women say, “none of you would be here without us,” they’re inviting you to live in this world, where guns and penicillin are just as important as pumping out spawn.

Horses can have babies too. Why don’t we let them vote? Why don’t we put Mr. Ed on the ballot?

Also, none of us would be here without monkey-rape. “Consent” was invented about ten seconds after “money”. It’s as “mandatory” as taxes.

As much as it pains me to say, chainsaws and pistols are not equal to men. They’re just tools. I love them and they’re useful, but it’s true. Men are better than pistols and chainsaws and pizza scissors.

Women have a purpose too. Women are good for making babies.

They’re so “good for” it, they base their entire lives around it. Just like men do with money, sports, and anything else that involves achievement. Achievement is betterment through personal sacrifice. Achievement is the success that results from an increase in the global quality of life. Achievement is what makes a person rich when they can’t hit their “pay day” by forgetting to take some birth control. Men are as obsessed with all that shit as women are with babies.

Women aren’t good for raising babies, unfortunately — at least that what every crime statistic says — but no one can deny their petri dish powers of procreation.

The pregnancy card is as desperate to play as, “I’m with the band,” or grabbing a sleeping girl’s boob. In the Deck of Women, they’ve got 13 of that card in every suit.

When asked, all of Americans say they would rather follow a man than a woman into the unknown. These Americans are commonly called: voters, the army, the employed, families, children, all religions, and anyone who has ever watched TV. That’s because while “the unknown” could include a Baby Crank-Out competition, it most likely won’t. And if it doesn’t, you’re going to need a dick around.

-Dick

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Comment by Jack-The-Ripper
2009-11-09 08:12:43 - IP Man-Hash: c3e362b181a57

ALL THE MEN RISE UP ALL THE BROTHERS RISE UP ANSWER THE BATTLE CALL TRACK THE CUNTS WHO COME ON THIS SITES TO THEIR HOMES LET THEM THINK TWICE ABOUT HW MUCH THEIR CUNTS CAN BLEED I HAVE FORMED A HUGE ARMY OF FRIENDS AROUND THE WORLD WE ARE GOING TO DESTROY THESE CUNTS IN A SHORT PERIOD OF TIME! ALL THE MEN START RECRUITING OTHER BROTHERS AROUND THE WORLD YOUR FRIENDS FAMILY WORKMATES THE TIME IS NOW! THE EARTH WILL BLOOD WHEN WE MAKE THESE FUCKING CUNT WHORES BLEED STABBING VICIOUSLY THERE’S NO STOPPING US CUNTS! EVERYTHING YOU CAN SEE WITH YOUR EYES BELONG TO MEN SO TAKE IT BACK! FIGHT NOW! STAND UP NOW! STRIKE NOW! 3 BILLION MEN HUNTING YOU CUNTS DOWN WHERE CAN YOU RUN WHERE CAN YOU HIDE! CHAINSAW RIPPING YOUR CUNTS OPEN FOR ALL THE BILLIONS OF BABIES ABORTED! ALL CUNTS WILL PAY!

 
Comment by Dick Masterson
2009-10-25 16:01:27 - IP Man-Hash: 237473d762590

I am shutting this site down.

Comment by nunyabidness
2009-11-09 07:56:42 - IP Man-Hash: 16363690a4fc6

Yeaahhhh!!

 
 
Comment by Haha89
2009-10-01 15:49:16 - IP Man-Hash: b2a3745f0d705

Dick Masterson=Dildo wearing a Groucho mask! http://www.maleenhancement.org/

 
Comment by Haha89
2009-10-01 13:25:53 - IP Man-Hash: b2a3745f0d705

Chris AND MarkEMark=Mr. Empty-pants

 
Comment by Harry
2009-09-27 12:14:44 - IP Man-Hash: 3d8f0a9a7e742

‘hey dick this is for you:
why dont you write an article that any job a woman gets is because of reservation.’

Shhhhh, don’t tell women they only got the job they have is because of the law. They think they’re actually good enough to get it on merit. I’m not talking about the females that sit down and talk all day btw, you lot got yours because chimpanzee’s can’t do it.

 
Comment by Harry
2009-09-27 11:23:28 - IP Man-Hash: 3d8f0a9a7e742

Pregnancy Does Not Imply Equality

Some women appear to think it gives them a god like status. Now you know why they want you to be present at the birth. So you’ll give her respect she doesnt deserve. It’s a natural event, nothing more.

 
Comment by Someone Normal
2008-07-06 12:56:30 - IP Man-Hash: 0a50bd58cebf5

kuntvomit said:

I freakin hate Dr Phill. i cant wait till he finaly dies of cancer like hes suppose to. i hate indians to. their filthy stinky and even more retarded than a fatty house wife. hah stinky filthy skunk nigger. eww i hate it when filthy 3rd world brown skinned niggers try to act like humans. sick….anyways dick is white and he can tell me what to do anytime he wants and he can degrade me all he likes, cuz for one ..hes white..and two..look at his mustash. its a very powerful badass mustash growing on his white beatiful face. go beat your filthy sand nigger indian wifes in your own country asshole.. id rather have a white man with a badass mustash tell me how to live and lift heavy things for me and beat me when i deserve it.. dang his mustash rules.. ok bye

What a nob!
Fucking racists get right on my tits!
(I’m not a woman and don’t have tits)
Dick is very right and really quite amusing.
But why allow some arsehole like kuntvomit bang on and be a racist little keyboard hero who knows fuck all about anything!

Comment by Harry
2009-09-27 11:18:42 - IP Man-Hash: 3d8f0a9a7e742

That’s more likely a feminist anyway.

 
 
Comment by Niels
2008-05-29 01:06:50 - IP Man-Hash: 77c4cf7d455b6

Kat said:

girlgirl said:

Arbalest said:

girlgirl said:

hmm….i wonerd who raises these sucessful men and mould them into the sucessful men they are today…..duh its their mothers(women)……yes you men have made the world what it is today……open your eyes and look at the mess you have made!!!!!

1: Can you learn how to spell? 2: Your logic is faulty, it’s been proven that single mothers are the ones who create the ones who fuck everything up in the first place.

so you have a mother who is single

Very well said. Oh how I lol.

“NO U!”
Well argued. Oh, bravo. So, instead of your original attempt to disprove his statements, you switch to namecalling?

Bravo. Brav-fucking-o.

Comment by David
2008-09-09 22:12:30 - IP Man-Hash: d85d271df0040

Course they do, they’re women.

Comment by Banderman
2009-08-23 07:01:48 - IP Man-Hash: bd4f7d0a3a68e

Why are women so convinced that mothers have raised every child to success since before the invention of cinnamon buns? No wonder there is a battle of the sexes. Men have a better chance of winning the battle of logic and intelligence than get in the mud with these sexist, male bashing, and myth slinging pop tarts. Women go in which ever direction the winds blow; literally and figuratively. You go girl, please.

 
 
 
Comment by Niels
2008-05-29 01:04:32 - IP Man-Hash: 77c4cf7d455b6

Cait said:

Ah…the smell of man-pig in the morning, how disgusting. You know your opinions are in the minority, right?

WHAT!? Seriusly. what? He’s a minority, and therefore doesnt matter? YOU. ARE. CRAZY. Gtfo my internet. That statement proves that you’re completely mindless, and if you’re not willing to communicate – gtfo.

Cait said:It seems like there’s many of you when you huddle together on this pitiful website, but most of the comments posted here are against you.

So… If I read something I agree with, I MUST POST AN AGREEING COMMENT! No. The majority of the comments are negative, because if one agrees, one shuts the fuck up. There is a saying, I dont remember it though, screw that, but its something about “the one who is silent, agrees”.

Goddamn.

Cait said:
Some day you will die alone in a cold dark room, and when God asks you what you have done with your life to deserve Heaven, all you will be able to say is: “Men are better than women.” As only God can judge you, I can simply hope that you will be cast into the deepest depths of Hell.

YOU. ARE. FUCKING. CRAZY.
But okay, I’ll play by your rules. If you’re so sure your “almighty” god will punish this guy, wtf are you bitching about? Isn’t it against your religion to judge in the name of The Father? Are you not supposed to forgive? See the best in people?

Fuck, I hate religius people who thinks they can apply their rules to others.

 
Comment by Mike Hellstrom
2008-05-24 14:16:07 - IP Man-Hash: 250c0142a3dde

Women are for the most part useless. One day you will be a hero.

 
Comment by Kat
2008-05-24 01:06:58 - IP Man-Hash: 3d89fb8a156b8

girlgirl said:

Arbalest said:

girlgirl said:

hmm….i wonerd who raises these sucessful men and mould them into the sucessful men they are today…..duh its their mothers(women)……yes you men have made the world what it is today……open your eyes and look at the mess you have made!!!!!

1: Can you learn how to spell? 2: Your logic is faulty, it’s been proven that single mothers are the ones who create the ones who fuck everything up in the first place.

so you have a mother who is single

Very well said. Oh how I lol.

 
Comment by girlgirl
2008-05-12 19:53:52 - IP Man-Hash: 2bc5844a0f6c6

Arbalest said:

girlgirl said:

hmm….i wonerd who raises these sucessful men and mould them into the sucessful men they are today…..duh its their mothers(women)……yes you men have made the world what it is today……open your eyes and look at the mess you have made!!!!!

1: Can you learn how to spell? 2: Your logic is faulty, it’s been proven that single mothers are the ones who create the ones who fuck everything up in the first place.

so you have a mother who is single

 
Comment by Arbalest
2008-05-12 08:15:24 - IP Man-Hash: c9bd9883de3af

girlgirl said:

hmm….i wonerd who raises these sucessful men and mould them into the sucessful men they are today…..duh its their mothers(women)……yes you men have made the world what it is today……open your eyes and look at the mess you have made!!!!!

1: Can you learn how to spell? 2: Your logic is faulty, it’s been proven that single mothers are the ones who create the ones who fuck everything up in the first place.

 
Comment by girlgirl
2008-05-12 08:01:52 - IP Man-Hash: 2bc5844a0f6c6

hmm….i wonerd who raises these sucessful men and mould them into the sucessful men they are today…..duh its their mothers(women)……yes you men have made the world what it is today……open your eyes and look at the mess you have made!!!!!

 
Comment by This guys badass.
2008-04-08 00:15:49 - IP Man-Hash: ee130b722aac3

lmao.. stupid bitches most of his comments are true.

 
Comment by kuntvomit
2008-04-07 16:33:34 - IP Man-Hash: e6ba0505713d8

I freakin hate Dr Phill. i cant wait till he finaly dies of cancer like hes suppose to. i hate indians to. their filthy stinky and even more retarded than a fatty house wife. hah stinky filthy skunk nigger. eww i hate it when filthy 3rd world brown skinned niggers try to act like humans. sick….anyways dick is white and he can tell me what to do anytime he wants and he can degrade me all he likes, cuz for one ..hes white..and two..look at his mustash. its a very powerful badass mustash growing on his white beatiful face. go beat your filthy sand nigger indian wifes in your own country asshole.. id rather have a white man with a badass mustash tell me how to live and lift heavy things for me and beat me when i deserve it.. dang his mustash rules.. ok bye

Comment by killinmachine
2009-01-31 23:32:00 - IP Man-Hash: 84604c50a7f5d

hey whiteshit! who the fuck are you calling a 3rd world brown n****? hey fucking idiot, you come to my face and I”ll kick rip your head off and shove it up your ass. Go suck a fucking dick you stupid cunt. Your either a fucking faggot or a fucking slut. So you can shut the fuck up and kiss my brown indian ass!

 
 
Comment by indian
2008-03-03 01:07:45 - IP Man-Hash: 6d75b4c0c735a

hey dick this is for you:
why dont you write an article that any job a woman gets is because of reservation.

 
Comment by indian
2008-03-03 01:04:39 - IP Man-Hash: 6d75b4c0c735a

sunita williams ,the female astronauts sucks. she does not deserve to be in the space

 
Comment by indian
2008-03-03 01:03:03 - IP Man-Hash: 6d75b4c0c735a

feminism is destroying culture all round the globe.look what feminism has done.all the religions in the world hinduism,islam,christanity,jains,buddhist are anti feminsit.they knew if women are given man power then they will destroy the earth

Comment by ...
2008-09-08 08:17:15 - IP Man-Hash: eaf07ff531b1b

OMG- You freakin retard. lol have u ever opened a histoy boookkk???? LOL, obviously not because you would then find that it was actually men who destroy the earth and the powerful woman have brought in better education systems and improved working laws- smart one- ur just making urself look stupid.

 
Comment by ...
2008-09-08 08:23:37 - IP Man-Hash: eaf07ff531b1b

seriously, i’m so sorry you were born into such a knowledge deprived enviousrement

 
 
Comment by indian
2008-03-03 00:59:02 - IP Man-Hash: 6d75b4c0c735a

even the world’s dumbest man is more intelligent than the most intelligent women on earth.any form of intelligence a woman has is because of learning it from men.the education provided in schools and colleges is what men have formed through their brains.if women are getting education then they are becoming more masculine.hence women don’t deserve higher education.

any job a woman gets is because of reservation.academic results does not show ur intelligence.women can never achieve masculinity that a man is born with.therefore no woman should get a job.

Comment by ...
2008-09-08 08:21:45 - IP Man-Hash: eaf07ff531b1b

YOU ARE SUCH A RETARD. It was actually woman who formed most of the educational system. listen if u want i’ll buy you a history book, you are obviously poor and uneducated. Yes, so i think you might want to rethink your argument before u get served because i’m a girl and i have TOP grades in history and i’ll bust you. lol-. sad old man

 
 

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