Pregnancy Does Not Imply Equality
A screwdriver has a purpose. Without this tool, men wouldn’t be able to screw anything for less than the cost of a video game — and women wouldn’t be able to dent my car by dropping one on the hood while trying to put the Christmas decorations away on a shelf two feet above their fucking head.
If it’s out of reach, get a man. If it’s got buttons, get a man. If it affects the fate of anything more than an unboiled egg or the color of drapes, get a man.
Texas Instruments once had a social conscience. They devised a pink Speak N Spell that flashed only the following:
In case of thought, get a man!
Sadly, it was recalled. Oh the lives it may have saved.
A screwdriver is matched in usefulness only by the chainsaw or pistol. Without these things, we would all have been eaten by bears or raped by trees long ago. When women say, “none of you would be here without us,” they’re inviting you to live in this world, where guns and penicillin are just as important as pumping out spawn.
Horses can have babies too. Why don’t we let them vote? Why don’t we put Mr. Ed on the ballot?
Also, none of us would be here without monkey-rape. “Consent” was invented about ten seconds after “money”. It’s as “mandatory” as taxes.
As much as it pains me to say, chainsaws and pistols are not equal to men. They’re just tools. I love them and they’re useful, but it’s true. Men are better than pistols and chainsaws and pizza scissors.
Women have a purpose too. Women are good for making babies.
They’re so “good for” it, they base their entire lives around it. Just like men do with money, sports, and anything else that involves achievement. Achievement is betterment through personal sacrifice. Achievement is the success that results from an increase in the global quality of life. Achievement is what makes a person rich when they can’t hit their “pay day” by forgetting to take some birth control. Men are as obsessed with all that shit as women are with babies.
Women aren’t good for raising babies, unfortunately — at least that what every crime statistic says — but no one can deny their petri dish powers of procreation.
The pregnancy card is as desperate to play as, “I’m with the band,” or grabbing a sleeping girl’s boob. In the Deck of Women, they’ve got 13 of that card in every suit.
When asked, all of Americans say they would rather follow a man than a woman into the unknown. These Americans are commonly called: voters, the army, the employed, families, children, all religions, and anyone who has ever watched TV. That’s because while “the unknown” could include a Baby Crank-Out competition, it most likely won’t. And if it doesn’t, you’re going to need a dick around.
-Dick
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You want me steph, admit it.
This site does the same damn insulting and threats to women as women have done to men. We are fucking equal so get a grip on life…dumbass.
As much as I agree with everyone who calls this guy an asshole, I’m also amazed at how angry people are getting. This just one guys sad view of the world, but it’s not actually affecting anyone. Just don’t read it, save yourself the stress. I came to read and laugh because there are a lot of men in the world who view women in this way, this guys just a lil more open about it. I can laugh because I think he’s very wrong about women in general, but I don’t feel the need to prove it
Like I said earlier, I agree with almost all the negative things that “Dick” said about women. I am a happily married woman just to let you all know. All the bitchy, hormonal, irritating, money hungry, self absorbed, self centered, wicked,and last but not least uneducated women are the ones that I see on a daily basis out in public or on T.V., and I just shake my head in embarrassment.
i think that wat u have to say is dumb because without a WOMAN how would u be here? and a little fact for every ONE man there are THREE women to out number him! think about it! u never can or ever will get rid of us! oh yeah VOTE HILLARY FOR PRESIDENT!!
The whole website it fucking hilarious. I can’t believe he got on some damned show like Dr. Phil with this. Y’all need to grab a beer, take a deep breath and relax. I mean, shit, the crybaby idiots they make these days… Lighten up. It works, I promise. And everyone gets laid that way.
Oh, I wanted to add, you women are pretty pathetic claiming dick wont get laid. Just look at John Mark Karr, the supposed pedo, he’s got a hot 20ish girlfriend.
How about all the love letters Scott Peterson gets in jail?
Dick is right, women line up to be abused because in this day of free handouts from the government you have no other way to be a victim other than your own bad choices.
You women are so predictable. Insulting manhood, sexuality, threats of physical violence, implied coercion to get others to do physical violence.
Incredibly bad spelling and sentence structure.
Just to recap, google the laws of women. You will find that the men here have predicted your infantile behavior and you have fallen right into the trap of logic and fact.
Your very existence proves Dick is right. So sorry, you lose…and big.
I am an 18 year old woman and I’m sorry but I live on my own, I attend college, and I do everything for myself. I am currently watching your show and I believe you just said that “woman line up to date guys like you” and I’m sorry but I would never be in that line, or any other woman that I know. I am more than well educated and I do not spend anyone’s money but my own. I have read that you say men don’t make messes? BULLSHIT…The only reason men don’t see any of their messes is because women run behind them and clean up after them. I suggest you take a better look at the women infront of you. We are more than capable of doing anything and everything just as good and better than any man out there.
I just wanted to say that not only did you just prove to the world how shallow and egotistical some men can be, you also just proved to the world that you’ve never had a female in your life! You are most likely “The 30 Year Old Virgin” and bash women because you never have, and never will, come close to obtaining one. You are the reason women turn to other women to be their companions. You are also the reason children grow up without fathers. Who in their right mind would want to be with such a hateful, uneducated, prick? Another thing…what are the BoBo the Clown sunglasses for? You yourself are even too ashamed of your life to show your face to anyone! Sweetheart, get a life…one in this century preferrably.
You’re an ass.
Are you so unsatisfied with your own life you start this women bashing site. I would think its about time to get a life and grown up, how old are you. Grow some balls, just because the girls you come across are whores doesn’t meen we all are. I have came past some ass whole’s in mylife but I dont judge every man for that one person’s fault. I saw you on the Dr. Phill show…so for your information….I am 19, I live on my own, I own my car, I got to school full time, and never depended on any man or anyone else but myself….. and I will be more sucessful in my life as “A Women”, than you could even dream about.
And so the evidence starts to pour in.
Well, I just saw you on Dr. Phil’s show and I completely agree with everyone here that replied. You are definitely an asshole, one that obviously must have a hard time picking up women, or you wouldn’t have such a negative opinion about them. What about the fact that you came from a woman? IF it was for a woman, your stupid ass wouldn’t exsist!! And all that about a woman can take care of her kids and all a woman wants from a man is money?!! Well THIS woman takes care of here kids and THIS woman has a man that she’s takes care of in more ways than one. You need to just crawl in your own hole somewhere and keep you stupid opinions to yourself.
Oh, and I like the comment Dr. Phil made on the show about your height….I guess it goes hand in hand with your name, “dick!!!”
You are a waste of life and oxygen, Dick. Your name is extemely approriate. Go grab your favorite sock and have fun alone.
One day a girl is going to whoop your ass! I really hope you don’t come to my town LOL. Your a fool for going on Dr. Phil. Your not even going to be able to get a man to be with you now, dumb ass!!!!!
FUCK YOU DICK YOU SUCK BALL AND YOU’RE JUST HATING CAUSE YOU CAN’T GET ANY. SO I SUGGEST YOU FUCKEN SHOOT YOURSELF BEFORE SOMEONE WILL. GROW UP AND GET A LIFE YOU AIRHEADED LOSER. YOU NEED A FUCKEN BRAIN. YOU GAY MOTHERFUCKER
all i have to say, dick, is that the name fits.you are a coward, and i feel so sorry for you. you say only men can achieve anything? try being a man! ever heard of susan b. anthony? harriet tubman? madame curie? i’m a fifteen year old girl, and i have more balls than you do. seems like someone didn’t get enough hugs as a child.
BITCH I AM WOMEN AND I DO TAKE CARE OF MY CHILDREN I HEARD YOU ON DR. PHIL THAT WOMEN DO NOT TAKE CARE OF THERE CHILDREN AND I MIGHT BE A WOMEN BUT IF I SAW YOU ID KICK YOUR ASS HA HA HA YOUR A FUCKING FAGOT AND I HOPE YOU GET YOUR MOTHER FUCKING ASS KICKED HA YOUR SUCH AN IDIOT YOU WENT ON TV AND PUT DOWN ALL WOMEN AND NOW NO WOMEN WILL EVER TOUCH YOU YOU STUPID FUCKING DICK HEAD I HOPE YOU GO TO HELL YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!
This needs to hit youtube.