Pregnancy Does Not Imply Equality
A screwdriver has a purpose. Without this tool, men wouldn’t be able to screw anything for less than the cost of a video game — and women wouldn’t be able to dent my car by dropping one on the hood while trying to put the Christmas decorations away on a shelf two feet above their fucking head.
If it’s out of reach, get a man. If it’s got buttons, get a man. If it affects the fate of anything more than an unboiled egg or the color of drapes, get a man.
Texas Instruments once had a social conscience. They devised a pink Speak N Spell that flashed only the following:
In case of thought, get a man!
Sadly, it was recalled. Oh the lives it may have saved.
A screwdriver is matched in usefulness only by the chainsaw or pistol. Without these things, we would all have been eaten by bears or raped by trees long ago. When women say, “none of you would be here without us,” they’re inviting you to live in this world, where guns and penicillin are just as important as pumping out spawn.
Horses can have babies too. Why don’t we let them vote? Why don’t we put Mr. Ed on the ballot?
Also, none of us would be here without monkey-rape. “Consent” was invented about ten seconds after “money”. It’s as “mandatory” as taxes.
As much as it pains me to say, chainsaws and pistols are not equal to men. They’re just tools. I love them and they’re useful, but it’s true. Men are better than pistols and chainsaws and pizza scissors.
Women have a purpose too. Women are good for making babies.
They’re so “good for” it, they base their entire lives around it. Just like men do with money, sports, and anything else that involves achievement. Achievement is betterment through personal sacrifice. Achievement is the success that results from an increase in the global quality of life. Achievement is what makes a person rich when they can’t hit their “pay day” by forgetting to take some birth control. Men are as obsessed with all that shit as women are with babies.
Women aren’t good for raising babies, unfortunately — at least that what every crime statistic says — but no one can deny their petri dish powers of procreation.
The pregnancy card is as desperate to play as, “I’m with the band,” or grabbing a sleeping girl’s boob. In the Deck of Women, they’ve got 13 of that card in every suit.
When asked, all of Americans say they would rather follow a man than a woman into the unknown. These Americans are commonly called: voters, the army, the employed, families, children, all religions, and anyone who has ever watched TV. That’s because while “the unknown” could include a Baby Crank-Out competition, it most likely won’t. And if it doesn’t, you’re going to need a dick around.
-Dick
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November 8th, 2007 at 9:29 am - IP Man-Hash: 2c8448dad3d5f
You are one profound son of a bitch, my friend. Chock full of Man-Truth.
November 8th, 2007 at 9:46 am - IP Man-Hash: 0264d76590fb0
That’s because you are a woman and have no sense. Almost all women have diarrhea of the mouth and will tell everyone how much they hate they guy who hates women (although Dick never said he hated women, he just thinks they are inferior to men.)
I guess hate is equal opportunity isn’t it? Now, why don’t all these ladies run along to one of the many many thousands of feminist and grrrlll power websites and tell them to stop hating men and then all of you ladies won’t be such a goddamn hypocrite.
Dick needed to rattle some cages and being a man, he rattled them. I know its hard for you to understand but then again, you aren’t a man.
November 8th, 2007 at 9:48 am - IP Man-Hash: f8db05f6650d9
It’s called marketing and branding which can be proven by the amount of hits his website got in the past 2 days but I won’t waste my time explaining that to you with pink glittery crayons so instead I’ll place you on ignore mode - rant all you want now!
November 8th, 2007 at 10:02 am - IP Man-Hash: 3b87498627ba8
Note to women and mannish non-men:
1. Claiming that we wouldn’t be here without women is stupid. You are stupid. You’re saying you deserve respect inherently and automatically because you can get pregnant? I guess those babies just drop out due to spontaneous generation, eh?
2. Saying Dick doesn’t get laid is stupid. Surely he can find a hooker if he wants to (not you, precious). I’ll give you a hint: the 2″ dick joke wasn’t clever or cutting the first time and it’s not now. It only works with your thick girlfriends or the pathetic spineless dweeb you call a man…you know, the guy who won’t tell you what he really thinks of you. Someone you won’t find here. Or will you?
3. I’ll give you a second hint: Did you come here because you saw Dick on Dr. Phil? Well, you gave up your right to judge anyone. Give your Liz Claiborne-scented megaphone to the bouncer at the door.
Your little world is pathetic. Let’s see. A guy makes an often-hilarious website about men being better then women, and you come here shrieking hysterically while claiming to be rational, bleating for respect while flinging crap, demanding to be treated with asexual dignity while making boring dick jokes. Why don’t y’all go huff some aerosol? Better yet, why don’t you close your eyes and pretend you’re an intelligent, dominating female at whose feet all men are waiting to fall? Call it your contribution to our cause.
November 8th, 2007 at 10:46 am - IP Man-Hash: 1a97fea9fb8d7
@Detached and @Me
These are two fantastic posts full of truth, awesome, and win. Man points all around!
Hypocrisy seems almost second nature to women, doesn’t it?
November 8th, 2007 at 11:55 am - IP Man-Hash: 5f56b84eaa7ea
these are some extreme views.
November 8th, 2007 at 12:21 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0264d76590fb0
The truth is pretty extreme. Don’t like it? Go back to your “feel good” websites because this is a mans zone and we talk the truth here.
November 8th, 2007 at 12:25 pm - IP Man-Hash: ef02cf315210d
Bicth that is bull shit and you know it. Try you hand a making babies. My friends, girl friend, and i sat an watch your ass on Dr. Phil’s show and all i have to say is this website is a joke. If you didn’t know it know you and all these nasty men can go fuck yourself. Think about it if women have to take all this bull shit every day then they are the most respectful women ever. How you ever have sex with a women? By your words it sounds like you only had a chance to go fuck yourself and all this nasty men on this website. All so these men points you call yourself of having are mother fucking joke like yourself. You think you have the balls of having man points than you are a joke. Be a true man and get to know a woman you can find out that a woman just as equal as you, propably even more than you think. When woman say that you won’t be here with them. That was bull shit and both my girl and i know it, i don’t know about the whole world, but we think that it takes both men and female to a child to create the whole world. Dick have your mother drop you on your head when you was little? Dick, a girl must have pick on you so bad that it had turn you agaist them and turn queer.
November 8th, 2007 at 12:39 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0264d76590fb0
lil danie: your writing, grammar and punctuation are a joke. Do try to keep up with the adults having a conversation or go back to the pre-teen websites.
November 8th, 2007 at 1:03 pm - IP Man-Hash: 23056f560c2b1
*giggle, snort*
November 8th, 2007 at 1:37 pm - IP Man-Hash: 1a97fea9fb8d7
Wow. Just wow. I just don’t know where to start.
Wow.
November 8th, 2007 at 3:57 pm - IP Man-Hash: dc6cce0a7dedf
This is a sick website. A lot of sadistic “freedom of speech.” I bet a lot of you abuse your girlfriends or wives. I wouldn’t doubt that some of you either already are serial killers or become one. You are right pregnancy does not imply equality, I see no man that can carry a child in his womb and give birth as of yet and let me tell you this, if anything that makes men inferior to women. GET SOME FREAKING THERAPY!
November 8th, 2007 at 4:23 pm - IP Man-Hash: ef1356ba22509
Saw the Dr. Phil clip. Total admiration for having the balls, ok for just being a man and not being afraid to stand up and tell the world what you think. I don’t agree with everything you say (but most of it) and that’s the great thing about being a man, men can disagree and that’s the end of it and not have to leave fucking bullshit comments like the last six pages about being a fag and shit like that. It’s nice to be a man, and be able to let shit slide and not have it genetically programmed into you to harp on about the same fucking thing for all eternity.
If you’re ever in the Toronto area, I’ll buy you a beer and we can go watch some stripper whores or something.
November 8th, 2007 at 7:58 pm - IP Man-Hash: 1a3492afbb850
I wonder if all these one hit wonder posters actually think anyone gives a shit about their comments. There have been 6 pages of exactly the same comments. Go back to the drawing boards, ladies, the argument you have been using for the past 30 years (namely insulting man’s sexuality and playing the pregnancy card like its strip poker) wasn’t working then and it sure as shit isn’t working now.
*D3C*
November 8th, 2007 at 8:37 pm - IP Man-Hash: 2e9f52b62c482
November 8th, 2007 at 8:54 pm - IP Man-Hash: 2f854bed461cf
Thank you, do join the forums. There are avenues to support Dick’s cause such as 1) his Book and 2) the man banner.
Most politicans today are fucked. Post WW2, politics went down the drain. Notice how feminism came in soon after WW2… yeah, that is when all the fuckups began.
Well, you are right Mike. It is time to fight back.
Well said. +100 manpoints. Welcome on board this site. It is time to fight back.
November 9th, 2007 at 12:17 pm - IP Man-Hash: 8b249ad2f92ef
Ok, this is pathetic! Men pissed at women, men think their better then women, women can’t do anything but please men??????????????
Ladies, just sit back, read, relax, and laugh your ass off!!!
These men are just proving what we knew all along! They really are retards.
Lets see…..
We all know this is bullshit. Men have been leaving their children for years and years and leaving us to raise them on our own. If they think they could do it better then why not kick the women out and do it yourself? They can’t handle it! Simple as that, simple as the man’s mind works.
So yes, we are very much succesful as men, and yes they get pissed because they know we can get anything we want from them! Anything! Just bend over to pick something up….and you have them eating out of your hands.
Women just understand that men really are afraid of us and our minds. They are intimidated by us. Although they will never admit it, and I expect to have posts that deny this, but that’s typical of a man anyway.
Men on this site…meet your left hand, now meet your right hand, now enjoy!
November 9th, 2007 at 12:22 pm - IP Man-Hash: 8b249ad2f92ef
by the way, who gives a shit about spelling and sentences on a blog spot anyway???? It’s a freakin blog!
November 9th, 2007 at 12:33 pm - IP Man-Hash: 8b249ad2f92ef
Women, don’t you love all these posts that say all we are doing is ranting and hating. What are the men doing? The same thing. They started the posts and keep responding to posts left by women.
You men are more little bitches then women are! I’ve never seen so many men whine and cry. LOL LOL…..typical!
November 9th, 2007 at 12:48 pm - IP Man-Hash: d7677dd907e52
You know, it’s almost not fun when they make it this easy.