Pregnancy Does Not Imply Equality
A screwdriver has a purpose. Without this tool, men wouldn’t be able to screw anything for less than the cost of a video game — and women wouldn’t be able to dent my car by dropping one on the hood while trying to put the Christmas decorations away on a shelf two feet above their fucking head.
If it’s out of reach, get a man. If it’s got buttons, get a man. If it affects the fate of anything more than an unboiled egg or the color of drapes, get a man.
Texas Instruments once had a social conscience. They devised a pink Speak N Spell that flashed only the following:
In case of thought, get a man!
Sadly, it was recalled. Oh the lives it may have saved.
A screwdriver is matched in usefulness only by the chainsaw or pistol. Without these things, we would all have been eaten by bears or raped by trees long ago. When women say, “none of you would be here without us,” they’re inviting you to live in this world, where guns and penicillin are just as important as pumping out spawn.
Horses can have babies too. Why don’t we let them vote? Why don’t we put Mr. Ed on the ballot?
Also, none of us would be here without monkey-rape. “Consent” was invented about ten seconds after “money”. It’s as “mandatory” as taxes.
As much as it pains me to say, chainsaws and pistols are not equal to men. They’re just tools. I love them and they’re useful, but it’s true. Men are better than pistols and chainsaws and pizza scissors.
Women have a purpose too. Women are good for making babies.
They’re so “good for” it, they base their entire lives around it. Just like men do with money, sports, and anything else that involves achievement. Achievement is betterment through personal sacrifice. Achievement is the success that results from an increase in the global quality of life. Achievement is what makes a person rich when they can’t hit their “pay day” by forgetting to take some birth control. Men are as obsessed with all that shit as women are with babies.
Women aren’t good for raising babies, unfortunately — at least that what every crime statistic says — but no one can deny their petri dish powers of procreation.
The pregnancy card is as desperate to play as, “I’m with the band,” or grabbing a sleeping girl’s boob. In the Deck of Women, they’ve got 13 of that card in every suit.
When asked, all of Americans say they would rather follow a man than a woman into the unknown. These Americans are commonly called: voters, the army, the employed, families, children, all religions, and anyone who has ever watched TV. That’s because while “the unknown” could include a Baby Crank-Out competition, it most likely won’t. And if it doesn’t, you’re going to need a dick around.
-Dick
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November 8th, 2007 at 3:08 am - IP Man-Hash: dd7bcbd0648d5
Danny - I too have a beautiful wife, 2 unbelievable children and the most wonderful grandchildren ever. That does not mean in the current climate men are wrong to react to what is becoming a real issue. Women frequently demand and they frequently get and they frequently get it through legislation. Not only that there is a real war going on out there. I have a grandson and I have no intention of allowing the great and very real achievements of man to be dismissed and distorted. I too am writing a book. Something is going to change one day. Perhaps in a small way all this helps. But what can never be changed, is the exposure of the soul and nature of women to the light of day. It is not a pretty sight.
November 8th, 2007 at 3:18 am - IP Man-Hash: f68191fe56ea6
You know, that’s one of the most rational arguments I’ve read on this site.
November 8th, 2007 at 3:29 am - IP Man-Hash: eeb32e3dc6874
Of course it is. He sounds like he’s wearing a cardigan. Men speaking like this will never evoke change. That’s exactly why women like you think he’s great.
November 8th, 2007 at 3:32 am - IP Man-Hash: f68191fe56ea6
Well I’d support him. His arguments sound fair enough, he sounds like he want equality. I’d full heartedly support him.
November 8th, 2007 at 3:38 am - IP Man-Hash: cd6cca5f62269
It’s all lovely to say that you want equality, but in reality you can’t handle equality. To handle equality is to be able to handle a punch in the mouth when you insult the wrong man. Do you really want that kind of equality?
*D3C*
November 8th, 2007 at 3:43 am - IP Man-Hash: f68191fe56ea6
If the guy pissed me off to the point where I said something that provoked a punch, then I guess yeah.
November 8th, 2007 at 3:46 am - IP Man-Hash: dd7bcbd0648d5
mike5150 I was simply responding in the same tone and style of danny’s post. I am not naive enough to believe that real change does not require real action. But there is this old saying - the pen is mightier than the sword.
I am wearing a jacket incidentally.
November 8th, 2007 at 3:54 am - IP Man-Hash: eeb32e3dc6874
I understand. But you do see where talking and playing nice has gotten us?
November 8th, 2007 at 4:05 am - IP Man-Hash: dd7bcbd0648d5
Absolutely -but I don’t always talk and play nice - all my comments on issues affecting men adversely remain unpublished by the Daily Mail. I am still awaiting a response from europerail as to why we may not use the title mrs when booking. I have received no sane answer to a query relating to female pilots. I could post this interchange but would have to translate some of the replies as they are in afrikaans. I have complained to the BBC. I will keep doing these things because not many do as yet.
November 8th, 2007 at 4:24 am - IP Man-Hash: cd6cca5f62269
You say that now but I bet it wouldn’t be the same acceptance after it actually happened. Its a simple fact that a woman cannot take a hit. I have seen it and it wasn’t pretty.
*D3C*
November 8th, 2007 at 4:43 am - IP Man-Hash: eeb32e3dc6874
David you still don’t understand. The pen isn’t mightier than the sword. The bottom of your boot is. It’s time to tell them to shut up and demand what we wan’t. If not we take it.
November 8th, 2007 at 5:09 am - IP Man-Hash: dd7bcbd0648d5
Mike5150 that will probably happen anyway. But first sufficient awareness must be created. Many men feel as you do - but not enough. There is still this embedded chivalry thing. What would probably work better is an authoritarian figure with the ability to stir things up standing on a political platform speaking straight to the point and calling a spade a spade. I will still press on regardless. At the end of the day the real losers are going to be the women.
November 8th, 2007 at 5:43 am - IP Man-Hash: 6d589b37beaa5
Women, formulate a logical argument why women are equal? Fuck, we men are better in everything that women can do. We kick your fucking asses from heaven to hell and back to heaven. Are we gay for saying that? Have we ruffled your feathers? Fuck you! You want to be treated as an “equal”, that is how you will be treated. What happens when men compete? The loser gets his ass laughed out of the house. Only this time, there is NO competition between men and women because men are INFINITELY better. Fuck off, whores.
November 8th, 2007 at 6:33 am - IP Man-Hash: f8db05f6650d9
Amen to that MansVoice! They fail to understand the basic: MEN AND WOMEN are different!
It’s not our fault you women can’t staple your mouths and as you get fatter and louder by the day, your world collapses when you don’t fit in your already “too-tight-jeans”.
OUR WORLD DOESN’T COLLAPSE, make all the gay comments you want, all the pennis-size jokes you want, all the threats to take sex away from us… at the end of the day we are still getting laid, planning the next big enterprise and our dick is just as big as the day before!
November 8th, 2007 at 7:32 am - IP Man-Hash: 2385f3847dc8b
Liar.
November 8th, 2007 at 8:57 am - IP Man-Hash: 23056f560c2b1
You all are too funny, on both sides. Quite obvious immaturity and mind-boggling ignorance aren’t limited to one gender. Keep it up! I’m having a great time!
*reaches for some popcorn*
November 8th, 2007 at 9:00 am - IP Man-Hash: 0264d76590fb0
Sometimes you need a little shock treatment when the patient is brain dead. Thats why we have “over the top” comments. Men are better than women and this elaborate troll proves it. Unfortunately for women, its true but they aren’t (in general) smart enough to understand the long term artifacts of their short term thinking.
November 8th, 2007 at 9:01 am - IP Man-Hash: 0264d76590fb0
Oh and Dave, exactly what was the point of your posting besides to say, “I have no life so I’m going to belittle people commenting here, even though I am commenting here and enjoying it.”.
Pretty lame bro, if you are a bro. But I’m betting you are missing significant equipment, like a Penis and a Brain.
November 8th, 2007 at 9:14 am - IP Man-Hash: 1252893d0f4f5
Huh?!?! I thought quite the opposite. Your logic is as good as can be expected for a man.
Dick is trying to start a movement right? How is he helping his cause by going on a predominantly female audience show? How did he get other men on board by going on Dr. Phil? Does he think the women he reached through the show are going to buy his book and spread his message?
Obviously not. He’s a cage rattler. He wanted to be on TV. Period. Going on Dr. Phil did nothing but piss off a bunch of middle aged housewives. I think it was completely lame on his part. He won’t even sell books for this, he’ll just get a bunch more angry and irrational comments from women on his website.
Targeting women with his message makes absolutely no sense as far as furthering his cause goes.
November 8th, 2007 at 9:29 am - IP Man-Hash: 2c8448dad3d5f
You are one profound son of a bitch, my friend. Chock full of Man-Truth.