Pregnancy Does Not Imply Equality
A screwdriver has a purpose. Without this tool, men wouldn’t be able to screw anything for less than the cost of a video game — and women wouldn’t be able to dent my car by dropping one on the hood while trying to put the Christmas decorations away on a shelf two feet above their fucking head.
If it’s out of reach, get a man. If it’s got buttons, get a man. If it affects the fate of anything more than an unboiled egg or the color of drapes, get a man.
Texas Instruments once had a social conscience. They devised a pink Speak N Spell that flashed only the following:
In case of thought, get a man!
Sadly, it was recalled. Oh the lives it may have saved.
A screwdriver is matched in usefulness only by the chainsaw or pistol. Without these things, we would all have been eaten by bears or raped by trees long ago. When women say, “none of you would be here without us,” they’re inviting you to live in this world, where guns and penicillin are just as important as pumping out spawn.
Horses can have babies too. Why don’t we let them vote? Why don’t we put Mr. Ed on the ballot?
Also, none of us would be here without monkey-rape. “Consent” was invented about ten seconds after “money”. It’s as “mandatory” as taxes.
As much as it pains me to say, chainsaws and pistols are not equal to men. They’re just tools. I love them and they’re useful, but it’s true. Men are better than pistols and chainsaws and pizza scissors.
Women have a purpose too. Women are good for making babies.
They’re so “good for” it, they base their entire lives around it. Just like men do with money, sports, and anything else that involves achievement. Achievement is betterment through personal sacrifice. Achievement is the success that results from an increase in the global quality of life. Achievement is what makes a person rich when they can’t hit their “pay day” by forgetting to take some birth control. Men are as obsessed with all that shit as women are with babies.
Women aren’t good for raising babies, unfortunately — at least that what every crime statistic says — but no one can deny their petri dish powers of procreation.
The pregnancy card is as desperate to play as, “I’m with the band,” or grabbing a sleeping girl’s boob. In the Deck of Women, they’ve got 13 of that card in every suit.
When asked, all of Americans say they would rather follow a man than a woman into the unknown. These Americans are commonly called: voters, the army, the employed, families, children, all religions, and anyone who has ever watched TV. That’s because while “the unknown” could include a Baby Crank-Out competition, it most likely won’t. And if it doesn’t, you’re going to need a dick around.
-Dick
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(A) That means that it is wrong?
(B) A growing minority? Hell yeah.
I sense fear and anger. We must really have gotten to you.
Ah…the smell of man-pig in the morning, how disgusting. You know your opinions are in the minority, right? It seems like there’s many of you when you huddle together on this pitiful website, but most of the comments posted here are against you.
Some day you will die alone in a cold dark room, and when God asks you what you have done with your life to deserve Heaven, all you will be able to say is: “Men are better than women.” As only God can judge you, I can simply hope that you will be cast into the deepest depths of Hell.
Easy, bring up the economic theory of “Comparative Advantage”. There are several posts on this in the forums; just bring your case to the forums - I am sure you will receive tons of help.
Basically, if you are proposing such a stance, it would be wise to first state that it is NOT a blanket theory that should be mechanically applied and enforced in all relationships. Exceptions aside, there are reasons why mothers should be kept at home in a child’s formative years.
-> Here is where you underline the importance of a mother to a child’s life. Key issues would be sensitivity, empathy and a better communication with the child. There should be sources to show that children whom are brought up by mothers instead of daycare grow up to become more healthy well rounded individuals. Go search.
-> A mother forms a blood relation with her child plus if she is going to have custody of THE child should there be a divorce, she should at least ensure that she be there for the child during its most crucial years when the child is still developing.
Moving on, you should also point out the ramifications of having *fathers* serve as house-husbands. Economically, men *do* earn more and it would be best for the man to bring in the bacon. Here is where you take stats from US Bureau Censure etc which points to facts that men work longer hours and more dangerous jobs to earn the much needed bacon for wife and kids.
The smartest thing to do is this debate is to focus on the key word of “choice”. Choice means that one party has to do the job and when it comes down to the deal, women are the better choices for that role. Again, accept all the exceptions the emotional opposition will try to bring up. Having been in debates such as these before, they are probably bound to call you “sexist” - Accept it and duly point out the facts. If you keep your cool, you shouldnt have a problem winning this debate.
Infact, a good starter speech would be … “I apologize for being politically incorrect. In today’s PC world, there is NO such thing as ‘gender roles’ but is that really true? My team begs to differ and herein is where we propose our case”…
Good luck.
Dick you are an absolute dickhead,actually a penis is better looking than you.. OMG mate you need to get a life.. I am sure you fuck dogs and if the dog got of the chain you would fuck that..Your a retard mate.. Seems to me you have been chew up and spat out.. I would say grab a brain,but then you might have some form on intelligence.. GO FUCK YOURSELF AS I ASSURE YOU NO ONE WOULD WANT TO..
in school my class has to do this debate over gender rights. our topic is whether or not mothers should stay at home with the kids or if the fathers should. our team thinks moms should stay at home with the kids. it would be helpful to have an strong opinion such as yours.
Right on, brother! You make some very fine points. :D
Haha that’s not a bad idea.
*imagines Dick singing ‘In the navy, you can sail the seven seas’*
Which part of your brain cannot comprehend the simple fact that all Dick espouses is the doctrine that men are better than women? For the love of god, stop posting.
Just so you know…. i saw you on Dr. Phil. And you looked like you belong in the village people. :) I GUESS since you like guys so much you must love cock. FUCK YOU.
Thats great. I saw your blog as well. Maybe you like to hang around this site or in the forums. It will be good. Welcome on board.
I loved this post so much I blogged about it.
Yeah well, what are you gonna do.
Just enjoy the free ride *smokes up a fat doobie*
What I find so entertaining is your lack of respect. It’s one thing to discriminate, another to mock, but to flat out disrespect a human being based solely on the surprise-between-the-thighs?
Come with me now as I paint an accurate portrait of your sad and pathetic lives… (Dick, this is for you, buddy) You didn’t get any pussy in high school, maybe married the first broad to give you a hand job during a PG movie (presumably starring Demi Moore, her choice) maybe popped out a kid or two, something didn’t jive… (you went bald? she got tired of rubbing your back while you waited for the ED pills to kick in?) divorce followed, and you were left at the bar with your buddies wondering how you ended up middle-aged and bald with pubic lice from a public toilet seat and only four chicks (including your ex-wife) under your belt.
So… what? You, in a state bitter frustration and resentment towards those that had ignored your pathetic pick up lines and tacky bedroom invites, launched a web site explaining why you, as a male, are the superior gender?
Sorry, Dick, but I gotta say… didn’t we get over this in kindergarten? Or is it STILL a case of “I have tits so I must have cooties, too!” Dick… I feel sorry for you. While you have provided a great source of entertainment for me, which will without a doubt last for about fifteen more minutes, I have to say… grow up. While you are running this tacky website there are millions of educated women bringing home six figure paychecks. Can you pay the rent on web site hits, Dick? Or better yet… can you even afford to pay the HIV-infested hooker that makes up your non-existent sex life?
Dick Masterson is a genius. A brilliant, brilliant genius- and pretty smart, too. Nobody does this kind of shit anymore, and it’s hilarious, and it’s genius, and it needs to be applauded.
Also: Dick’s hot. I’d give him a good one-two scrunt-punch up the ‘ol wazoo, if I had a chance. Or a nice cream-pie in his tight little mangina. Mmmmmmm.
The tribological properties of copious amounts of Abraham greenies’ grease upon the human female vagina are well documented.
- Argy - Malena
Not as bright/quick witted/spontaneous/strong/agile etc.?
It’s self-evident albeit inconvenient for some.
“Obtain one”? Like going to a Honda dealership and gettin’ yourself a ricemobile?
Sexual objectification, anyone?
- Rossell feat. Emma - Dancing With Strangers (Original Mix)
Jenn that’s just what women like you want. Some man-wuss to intelligently discuss things. We tried that for years and look where that got us.
Women don’t want cage rattlers because that stirs action. They want passive pusses like the ones you see usually on daytime tv. That way nothing gets accomplished. Things snowball. I just hope that snowball runs over all your fat asses.
It’s always this easy. Its just the fact that you have to repeat yourself a thousand fucking times. That and there are always so many holes in the argument that you feel obliged to plug them all up.
*D3C*
Do you think women are under the impression they can spontaneously impregnate themselves? Manjuice is needed in some form ladies.
Well said Gloinblin.
Props to Jesus, Hammurabi, Abraham, Mohamed, Buddha, Thomas fucking Jefferson and Moses.