The Booby Trap’s Cousin
Well think again. Apparently, in addition to everything in the world, men are also better than women at not getting raped.
I know this is a sensitive subject, so I’m going to be treading more lightly than usual today. Here’s the gist of what’s going on:
All feminists are more retarded than you think and would rather women be raped in far away countries than miss a chance to flip way the fuck out and ride a high tide of feminist agenda when it’s totally inappropriate and when no one gives a shit.
Rampant rape is a huge problem in Africa, so some woman invented a device that is a big deterrent to rape. You can find more information about the device here, or you can just listen to this humorous description of what it’s like.
It’s like when you get a soda out of a vending machine, instead of pulling out a soda, what happens is that an oven mitt full of fishing hooks permanently attaches to your hand.
Yea. Woah is right, men.
As a man, I can tell you that that is so far beyond fucked you’d need to stop for gas like probably twice to get there. It is not only a serious deterrent to rape, but also to thinking about anything below the waist for the next several days. In fact, I’m making its inventor, Sonette Ehlers, MenAreBetterThanWomen.com’s first Honorary Man of the Month. Way to go Sondy.
When I first read about this, just like any other man who read about it, I thought it was fantastic. Women are weaker and smaller than men and need that kind of protection. That’s why men invented things like mace, kicks to the groin, and the plastic polymers and alloys that are used in anti-rape devices.
Feminists, however, disagree.
Apparently, having a rape-free environment is someone else’s problem and therefore feminists are calling for the banning of all such anti-rape devices. These feminists are thinking several things, and they’re saying it too, just follow the links at the bottom.
“Responsibility? I don’t like the sound of that.”
“Something can actually deter rape? Does that mean we have to change what we wear?”
“Rapists need to just stop raping. That’s way more feasible!”
Well played, ladies. Well played. We can only hope these jackasses haven’t shamed any temporarily clear-thinking women into staying away from the drug store today.
I know one thing for certain. If alien abductions and anal probing became the outer-space version of The Macarena this year, men would be lining up around the block to buy these fucking things.
Honestly, sometimes I just can’t get over how straight we men truly have our heads screwed on. It’s like we need robots or another gender in the middle just to keep us on our toes.
Some sickening excerpts:
“a disgusting idea and represents a complete failure to understand the nature of rape” here
“The device puts the burden of responsibility on the woman rather than the rapist when clearly it should be the other way round.” here
“It is a terrifying thought that women are being made to adapt to rape. [bolded] here
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August 15th, 2006 at 11:38 am - IP Man-Hash: 6897e3ddf8ad0
She is certainly fucked up.
-Dick
August 15th, 2006 at 1:44 pm - IP Man-Hash: 9ad1c5946114d
I think you got her all wrong..
Most women are attention whores, they jsut don’t know how to get attention in a proper manner. They aren’t funny or intelligent and since she is an old fat fugly witch this is her only way of getting the man attention she craves. Needless to say it isn’t good attention but it’s the best she can do.
September 24th, 2006 at 12:18 pm - IP Man-Hash: c7a298151bcdd
hooks? ouch.
what the hell? ok, most of the time these victims are 100 percent innocent. its the random few that “have it coming” by dressing provacatively and playing little mind games. how fucking insensitive. my friend was raped when she was only 8 years old. no she didnt dress like a whore. and she WAS in her own house. its horrible what happens to girls/women these days and how people try to put blame on the victim.
September 24th, 2006 at 11:36 pm - IP Man-Hash: 304bc5804cc76
And no one wants to hear about it. Fuck off.
-Dick
October 4th, 2006 at 4:43 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0d17ac160ff85
what the hell? ok, most of the time these victims are 100 percent innocent. its the random few that “have it coming” by dressing provacatively and playing little mind games. how fucking insensitive. my friend was raped when she was only 8 years old. no she didnt dress like a whore. and she WAS in her own house. its horrible what happens to girls/women these days and how people try to put blame on the victim.
Yeah, that’s a bullshit example, assuming it’s true.
Take Dick’s advice: get the fuck off this site.
April 1st, 2007 at 10:46 pm - IP Man-Hash: 1dde20a99ed44
Um i dont get this one. The best anti-rape device for women is made of cold steel and lead and is called a gun. Except most women i know are too stupid to understand or use them and would wind up accidentally shooting themselves, their kid, the neighbor’s cat or the mailman long before theyd prevent a rape. So i’d be all for this one-stop anti rape device except for these reasons.
Im no neanderthal, women obviously should be protected against being raped. Throughout history their traditional anti-rape device was referred to as a husband. But things have changed nowadays and if they are too antisocial, miscogynistic, man-hating or lesbo to have and keep same, then spend alot of time learning how to use a 9 or a shotgun.
April 2nd, 2007 at 1:55 am - IP Man-Hash: 35a3bf5e9bc19
There one is Misandry.
July 27th, 2007 at 4:09 am - IP Man-Hash: 89480e57f777f
Its a good idea, and would work well just worries me that there are alot of sick women out there that would use this device for revenge purposes.
September 23rd, 2007 at 12:14 am - IP Man-Hash: f3f1c500bb544
one word…bitch…but anywho…feminists really believe that shit?….for heavens sake…just as arielle said…just when i thought feminists couldnt sink any lower…….uh oh…im starting to agree with you men….crap…is that good or bad ? :P
September 23rd, 2007 at 5:39 am - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
Catfight!
- Anka & Alina Puscasu - My baby (tell me why)
September 23rd, 2007 at 5:57 am - IP Man-Hash: 534112f19a8c0
No Kristina, only morons believe that shit. You failed the test.
September 23rd, 2007 at 10:49 am - IP Man-Hash: f3f1c500bb544
od dear me there was a test? oh my…ahhh welll…still a bitch :) and yes i still believefeminists sunk lower with the whole adapting for rape :/ there isnt anything wrong with protecting yourself…i mean whos gonna rape you if you might have something in you thatll damage their precious stick?(no offense on the name you guys) …
October 30th, 2007 at 5:26 pm - IP Man-Hash: 9226b8b3a26c1
I absolutely think a woman with a gun it a terrible idea unless they have a man around to teach them how to use one. Most women I know can’t handle a gun to save their fuckin’ lives. The idea of the movie ‘Enough’ was a nice idea and just that; a fuckin’ movie.
Women would turn the streets of America into Beirut on steroids and still not hit a tank 10 feet in front of them if they truly thought a gun was a tool that should be handled by a woman… but what do I know, I’m just a Marine?
November 7th, 2007 at 2:34 pm - IP Man-Hash: 3ba3d3038a9d6
No put all rapists (who are out of their minds like your father) in jail. Men are responsible for their own actions and as usual, put the blame on women just because they CANT or WONT control their actions. You attack us and blame us women. Make all the excuses in the world for yall actions. Yall are just stupid dumb asses starting with your father
November 16th, 2007 at 11:51 pm - IP Man-Hash: 1440dc9442658
So men should control their actions but women can do whatever they want? That makes no sense. And what do you mean as usual most most don’t rape women and you never see news about that, you just care about the few men who do such a thing. I demand a apology for your comparing all men to a rapist. and make it quick. It’s not all men’s fault for your attraction to the wrong kind of man.
November 20th, 2007 at 3:59 am - IP Man-Hash: f68191fe56ea6
I really agree with that last quote, “It is a terrifying thought that women are being made to adapt to rape.” And I think the device would be a great idea, if there wasn’t a risk that some chick isn’t gonna be a bitch coz she found out her man was cheating or something and …you know.
So I don’t know, I’m torn (no pun intended). It can be so so so so so benificial and great, but it can be so so so so so dangerous. But it speaks loads about what kind of world we live in.
November 20th, 2007 at 4:49 am - IP Man-Hash: eeb32e3dc6874
Women get hurt so we make devices to mutilate men. Women do the same thing and no one would consider it. So do you think it can be beneficial and great if a woman rapes a minor boy that we remove her clit and sew her up?
November 20th, 2007 at 5:59 pm - IP Man-Hash: f68191fe56ea6
YES! god yes. Dirty bitch. Deserves everything she gets. Oh mikey, men didn’t invent the device, a woman did. But you know why this sort of device hasn’t been made for women yet? I’m guessing coz the majority of rapists are men, so it would be a failed market. Sounds like your a little pissed at the idea of this, why?
January 17th, 2008 at 9:33 pm - IP Man-Hash: 2b928da1f3685
hi your all right…cya
April 18th, 2008 at 5:55 pm - IP Man-Hash: 90850f55d960b
Rape is just another thing we women lie about on a regualr basis, there are far fewer actual rapes than the amount reported.