The Booby Trap’s Cousin
Well think again. Apparently, in addition to everything in the world, men are also better than women at not getting raped.
I know this is a sensitive subject, so I’m going to be treading more lightly than usual today. Here’s the gist of what’s going on:
All feminists are more retarded than you think and would rather women be raped in far away countries than miss a chance to flip way the fuck out and ride a high tide of feminist agenda when it’s totally inappropriate and when no one gives a shit.
Rampant rape is a huge problem in Africa, so some woman invented a device that is a big deterrent to rape. You can find more information about the device here, or you can just listen to this humorous description of what it’s like.
It’s like when you get a soda out of a vending machine, instead of pulling out a soda, what happens is that an oven mitt full of fishing hooks permanently attaches to your hand.
Yea. Woah is right, men.
As a man, I can tell you that that is so far beyond fucked you’d need to stop for gas like probably twice to get there. It is not only a serious deterrent to rape, but also to thinking about anything below the waist for the next several days. In fact, I’m making its inventor, Sonette Ehlers, MenAreBetterThanWomen.com’s first Honorary Man of the Month. Way to go Sondy.
When I first read about this, just like any other man who read about it, I thought it was fantastic. Women are weaker and smaller than men and need that kind of protection. That’s why men invented things like mace, kicks to the groin, and the plastic polymers and alloys that are used in anti-rape devices.
Feminists, however, disagree.
Apparently, having a rape-free environment is someone else’s problem and therefore feminists are calling for the banning of all such anti-rape devices. These feminists are thinking several things, and they’re saying it too, just follow the links at the bottom.
“Responsibility? I don’t like the sound of that.”
“Something can actually deter rape? Does that mean we have to change what we wear?”
“Rapists need to just stop raping. That’s way more feasible!”
Well played, ladies. Well played. We can only hope these jackasses haven’t shamed any temporarily clear-thinking women into staying away from the drug store today.
I know one thing for certain. If alien abductions and anal probing became the outer-space version of The Macarena this year, men would be lining up around the block to buy these fucking things.
Honestly, sometimes I just can’t get over how straight we men truly have our heads screwed on. It’s like we need robots or another gender in the middle just to keep us on our toes.
Some sickening excerpts:
“a disgusting idea and represents a complete failure to understand the nature of rape” here
“The device puts the burden of responsibility on the woman rather than the rapist when clearly it should be the other way round.” here
“It is a terrifying thought that women are being made to adapt to rape. [bolded] here
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September 25th, 2005 at 2:13 pm - IP Man-Hash: 1c02f21d37550
Then I suppose anyone who enjoyed the delightful The Office BBC series (”There’s been a rape up there!”) or the movie The Burbs deserves your scorn. Is that right, Nicole?
You women make an interestingly hypocritical point about rape jokes seeing how women so frequently make them at the expense of men. Or are prison rapes not covered by your blanket hysteria?
Convenient.
You women are a joke.
-Dick
September 25th, 2005 at 2:14 pm - IP Man-Hash: bbdbd8f85eb8a
Sera is not worth any more–she is a subhuman–namely, a spoiled little schoolgirl who probably has a job at a kiosk wearing a funny hat and selling hot dogs to strangers–all the while spending her father’s hard-earned cash on makeup and cell phones that make silly little noises in the middle of her classes. Girls like her will someday understand that they do not actually contribute to society, and that is why we do not see as many “witty” rebuttals from their older counterparts here. Women at some point lose any ideals they may have had in school and succumb to the sheer overpowering awesome-ness of Man. Bon bons and Jenny Craig wait in queue.
September 25th, 2005 at 2:19 pm - IP Man-Hash: 56806c0431943
The only joke around here is you, you seem to vaguely think that rape is wrong and somehow blame women for this. If you were able to have more than one thought at a time you would realise that most rapes are in fact commited by men. Where is your judgement for them?
September 25th, 2005 at 2:27 pm - IP Man-Hash: 1c02f21d37550
So The Office then? That’s a definite yes for the scorn? And The Burbs? Tom Hanks? Grizzly but hilarious murders?
Yea, why don’t you go ahead and work on your first point before biting off another one. I haven’t ever seen Sex And The City (because I’m a man), but I’d bet anything there’s at least one or two rape jokes on that feminist hour of power horseshit.
-Dick
September 25th, 2005 at 2:45 pm - IP Man-Hash: 56806c0431943
No rape has never been mensoned in Sex and the City, and actually it was created by men, gay ones but still men, so I think its ok for men to watch.
September 25th, 2005 at 5:01 pm - IP Man-Hash: d43a158ad3229
men, how many times do i have to tell you that i am definately not the stereotypical teenage girl. in class, i am to busy learning to worry about phones, i would rather spend MY money on something more useful than makeup and i would rather sell my soul than sell hot dogs. i am not spoilt, my parents have taught me to earn my own way, i certinaly do not get everything that i wont, in fact, maybe if you knew me, rather than just assuming you did, you would know this. women do not find it neccessary to rape, unlike rapist men, we dont just take what we want because we feel we deserve it. how does the fact that men dont get raped as much as women in any way make you feel that you are better than women? shouldnt it show you, that because more men are doing the raping, rather than being raped, that you are not as wonderful as you think?
September 25th, 2005 at 5:02 pm - IP Man-Hash: 3f6f1bc89c9c0
“Your unchecked violent attitude holds your gender back more than any mythical glass ceiling.”
Good point dick. I don’t think there’s enough on this subject to do an entire article, but this shouldn’t be glanced over. The flippant and violent nature of her resolve is sickening. If women had any say in the way our lives are run, castration would be rampant and torture would be the status quo for police interrogations.
September 25th, 2005 at 5:13 pm - IP Man-Hash: 1c02f21d37550
Not enough material you say? Dan, that sounds like a challenge. And like every man, I love a challenge.
-Dick
September 26th, 2005 at 9:27 am - IP Man-Hash: 56806c0431943
Dan, you call sera violent for dislikeing rape, when Dick is almost enforcing it.
Connect the dots Dick, more women get raped because men do the rape.
September 26th, 2005 at 8:39 pm - IP Man-Hash: 3f6f1bc89c9c0
“you call sera violent for disliking rape”
That’s just a bold face lie. My comment was less than 5 lines long so you couldn’t have misunderstood it. I didn’t even use the word “rape”. I called her violent for her love of castration as a means of punishment.
“when Dick is almost enforcing it”
Do you know the definition of “enforce”? Please explain how Dick is “enforcing” rape.
Fucking clown shoes….just leave already.
September 27th, 2005 at 2:46 am - IP Man-Hash: 682b6c01ada1d
“Your unchecked violent attitude holds your gender back more than any mythical glass ceiling.�
Sorry to betray you dudes but I have to admit that most violence is caused by men. I get that men are suposed to come on this site and agree with everything Dick says but how am I suppossed to agree with him that men raping women makes them better somehow. Thats almost girl logic. Sorry ladies.
Edit by Dick
This is actually Nicole. Posted from the same IP. Poor form.
September 27th, 2005 at 8:10 am - IP Man-Hash: 3f6f1bc89c9c0
Jack, sorry to break it to you “dude”, but no one ever said “men raping woman makes them better” , or anything like it. If in some way you interpreted that then you’ll fit right in here, with all of the illogical, irrational females that love to set up straw men on this site.
September 27th, 2005 at 8:18 am - IP Man-Hash: 6a9283bd40454
Not to mention facts posted indicating that the idea that “most violence is caused by men” is at best grossly overstated, and at worst a fabrication.
September 27th, 2005 at 9:04 am - IP Man-Hash: 56806c0431943
Actually Dick I was in school then, making up IP numbers is poor form.
80% of murders ARE male alen.
September 27th, 2005 at 9:29 am - IP Man-Hash: 6a9283bd40454
Not going to repeat myself on this one again. Getting too boring. Look up my references and refute them if you can.
September 27th, 2005 at 7:24 pm - IP Man-Hash: 681f2e2cfc31a
Hey everyone, get this: 72% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
September 28th, 2005 at 9:57 am - IP Man-Hash: 56806c0431943
Hey jason, that means that statistic is probably made up to.
See for yourself if I’m right about men murdering more than women:
http://www.infoplease.com/ipa/A0921950.html
September 28th, 2005 at 10:05 am - IP Man-Hash: f3ae1ac46a2e3
Why don’t you go write about it then at WhoGivesAShit.com.
-Dick
September 28th, 2005 at 10:13 am - IP Man-Hash: 3dddc19b55aad
Nice try, but no cigar.
September 28th, 2005 at 10:32 am - IP Man-Hash: 56806c0431943
If you didn’t give a shit about the ratio of male to female violence then why did you write about it?