The Booby Trap’s Cousin
Well think again. Apparently, in addition to everything in the world, men are also better than women at not getting raped.
I know this is a sensitive subject, so I’m going to be treading more lightly than usual today. Here’s the gist of what’s going on:
All feminists are more retarded than you think and would rather women be raped in far away countries than miss a chance to flip way the fuck out and ride a high tide of feminist agenda when it’s totally inappropriate and when no one gives a shit.
Rampant rape is a huge problem in Africa, so some woman invented a device that is a big deterrent to rape. You can find more information about the device here, or you can just listen to this humorous description of what it’s like.
It’s like when you get a soda out of a vending machine, instead of pulling out a soda, what happens is that an oven mitt full of fishing hooks permanently attaches to your hand.
Yea. Woah is right, men.
As a man, I can tell you that that is so far beyond fucked you’d need to stop for gas like probably twice to get there. It is not only a serious deterrent to rape, but also to thinking about anything below the waist for the next several days. In fact, I’m making its inventor, Sonette Ehlers, MenAreBetterThanWomen.com’s first Honorary Man of the Month. Way to go Sondy.
When I first read about this, just like any other man who read about it, I thought it was fantastic. Women are weaker and smaller than men and need that kind of protection. That’s why men invented things like mace, kicks to the groin, and the plastic polymers and alloys that are used in anti-rape devices.
Feminists, however, disagree.
Apparently, having a rape-free environment is someone else’s problem and therefore feminists are calling for the banning of all such anti-rape devices. These feminists are thinking several things, and they’re saying it too, just follow the links at the bottom.
“Responsibility? I don’t like the sound of that.”
“Something can actually deter rape? Does that mean we have to change what we wear?”
“Rapists need to just stop raping. That’s way more feasible!”
Well played, ladies. Well played. We can only hope these jackasses haven’t shamed any temporarily clear-thinking women into staying away from the drug store today.
I know one thing for certain. If alien abductions and anal probing became the outer-space version of The Macarena this year, men would be lining up around the block to buy these fucking things.
Honestly, sometimes I just can’t get over how straight we men truly have our heads screwed on. It’s like we need robots or another gender in the middle just to keep us on our toes.
Some sickening excerpts:
“a disgusting idea and represents a complete failure to understand the nature of rape” here
“The device puts the burden of responsibility on the woman rather than the rapist when clearly it should be the other way round.” here
“It is a terrifying thought that women are being made to adapt to rape. [bolded] here
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June 25th, 2005 at 11:43 am - IP Man-Hash: 63094bc99ae64
You know the point of that post is really about the people who try to ban a usefull product because it’s a bandaid rather than a cure for rape…. well guess what women deserve a bandaid if they can’t get the cure! That’s like saying people shouldn’t take insulin because it doesn’t cure their diabetes. Instead they should just wait around untill they die while doctors try to find a cure.
Rape is not going anywhere. With education and punishment it may go down, but there will always be jack asses who take advantage of others. So while we are waiting for hell to freeze over (and men to stop acting like retarded monkeys) we should take whatever steps we can to slow down the number of women raped….. hey I’ve never heard anyone bitch about women using mace and ball kicking, eye poking fighting to avaoid being raped…. so what’s wrong with adding this to our arsenal?
June 26th, 2005 at 4:42 am - IP Man-Hash: e351c06bc38d4
i think this is rather brutal, give me a chastity belt or tazer ne day! youve got to admit these are really brutal devices almost over the top
i completely agree rape is very wrong and discusting but seriously, slicing his cock? arrest him and charge him and everything but that just seems wrong!
June 26th, 2005 at 4:55 am - IP Man-Hash: c9adc407188f8
Yes, all women should be able to protect themselves using these devices, unfortunately in Africa, the girls being raped mostly cant even afford food yet alone anti rape devices, hopefully in the future more girls will be able to get them.
June 26th, 2005 at 11:21 am - IP Man-Hash: 431e5b72d5dd7
Is a child going to be able to work a device like that properly anyway? They’ll end up hurting someone! And I’m not talking about a rapist.
If a bloke is willing to rape someone he deserves getting his dick cut off. At least then he couldn’t do it to anyone else!
June 26th, 2005 at 12:17 pm - IP Man-Hash: c9adc407188f8
Yeah. Maybe if it happened to one rapist they would all fear it happening to them, and they would stop.
June 26th, 2005 at 12:20 pm - IP Man-Hash: 431e5b72d5dd7
Thing is these men get off on the power. It’s the same with paedophilia (practicly all paedophiles are men by the way, so you can’t say all men are brilliant can you). These people don’t change, it becomes a compulsion, and obsession. These people need therapy!
June 26th, 2005 at 12:27 pm - IP Man-Hash: c9adc407188f8
The thing is there are more and more date rapes without prosecution.
Going on a date with a woman does not automatically give the man the right to sleep with her, rapists should learn that no means no.
June 26th, 2005 at 12:30 pm - IP Man-Hash: 431e5b72d5dd7
The conviction rates are ridiculous! It’s disgusting, but how can you counter ’she consented’? There is no way of proving it most of the time.
June 26th, 2005 at 12:36 pm - IP Man-Hash: c9adc407188f8
I know, in court women are actually made to feel like the criminals in many cases, after all they have been through. Lawyers say things like ‘she wore a short skirt and sexy lipstick’, but since when does that qualify for consenting.
Women should have the right to dating and having male friends without having to carry anti rape devices in their pockets, unfortunately we do not live in a perfect world. There are a lot of sick men out there.
June 27th, 2005 at 5:35 pm - IP Man-Hash: 22c56efac587a
Good to see the rabid bitches feel they have the right to take over the comments thread. As for me being down and out and needing help like most of Africa. I’m not seeing your point, although, admittedly your fevered rantings seem to be operating at higher frequency only other bitches can hear.
June 27th, 2005 at 7:08 pm - IP Man-Hash: b4de96109b641
Well, your lack of language skills is quite apparent. Using derogatory terms is low class and shows where you came from, which happens to be the gutter.
You don’t see my point, because you do not want to. You would rather believe some ridiculous nonsense than educate yourself.
June 28th, 2005 at 3:17 am - IP Man-Hash: b9ccf0bcef0c9
No man would believe “some ridiculous nonsense”, which of course is a description of anything said by a woman.
June 28th, 2005 at 9:19 am - IP Man-Hash: ac62c77584632
Too true, Evil. Too true. Ridiculous in a way that is boring and predictable at the same time.
-Dick
June 28th, 2005 at 9:30 am - IP Man-Hash: b4de96109b641
# Evil Pundit Says:
June 28th, 2005 at 3:17 am
No man would believe “some ridiculous nonsense�, which of course is a description of anything said by a woman.
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Is that so. Then, who gave birth to you? Oh, that’s right. A woman. You are indebted to a woman for your life. Did you know that?
So, a woman should be listened to, regardless of what you think. If you think anything a woman says is ridiculous nonsense, then I am surprised you are still living. If you never listened to your mother, who is a WOMAN, you likely would be dead by now. Children get into things they should not, and run into streets, and any number of dangerous things. Your Mother told you to stay out of this or that. Therefore, you listened to a woman, right? So, I suggest you grow up and stop being such a child.
Don’t bother getting married, because marraige is a partnership, and it is not a one way street. Expect a divorce if you plan to treat a woman as if she is nothing. That’s not being a man.
If you think you are cool for saying what you just said, you aren’t. You just sounded like a self-centered jerk. Men say thngs that are total nonsense just as much as a woman does, so don’t say things like this. This site is full of nonsense and falsehoods. It is amazing to me, that so many swallow this trash.
Kaoru
June 28th, 2005 at 1:36 pm - IP Man-Hash: fc0a1f47284ec
Maybe that explains why you’re so bitter about women. Kicking the shit out of a person won’t help you cope with things. Don’t think you’re the only one on this site who deals with child abuse, talking about it is more constructive than hurting a person and women tend to feel more able to discuss this kind of thing.
However I completely disagree about women who’dress up like a tart’. Whatever a woman is wearing, it is in the attackers mind, whether it’s a burqua or a mini skirt.
June 28th, 2005 at 3:44 pm - IP Man-Hash: b9ccf0bcef0c9
Absolutely right, Dick. Boring, predictable and ridiculous — that’s a description of a woman.
June 28th, 2005 at 3:52 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0c29ae65cdc42
Dick, Evil pundit and CB,
You must think yourselves very clever with your word plays. I wonder how long it takes you to compose these. In order to test your stance please feel free to give me your addresses so I can send some people round to yours. If you wish you can have this device on hand just to see if your willing to use it in this situation, or you could rely on groin kicks and mace. By the way don’t forget to give your vital stats so I can make sure they are bigger than you.
June 28th, 2005 at 4:11 pm - IP Man-Hash: f3ae1ac46a2e3
jo, thank you. You cured my hiccups.
Did anyone time that?
-Dick
June 29th, 2005 at 1:39 am - IP Man-Hash: 834a2dc82d2d7
Men! Speaking of rape, it appears we’re potentially facing a dire shortage of the one substance powerful enough to make the other 95% percent of women alive approachable in a sexual context!
http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2005/06/23/WIGO6D97QU1.DT L
June 29th, 2005 at 3:52 pm - IP Man-Hash: 98ffa759988c1
I’m assuming by the hours of pointless drivel left by you men you are all either gay or seriously in denial as I don’t know a single women that would give you the time of day with such worthless opinions.
I would suggest you go out and educate yourselves a little before coming back into such a sensitive discussion.