Ask Dick: Should Women Be In the Marines?
To me, the Marine Corps was the toughest branch in the military where only America’s top 1% earn the honor of being called Marine. Now women and their “equal oppurtunity bullshit” can earn this prestige. They shouldnt. They don’t do pull-ups like the men do, instead they do an arm hang, and their run time can be slower all because they’re not built like men. Even the women in our administration fuck shit up. I believe i just lost a shit load of man points for complaining but my question is, Should women be allowed in not just the Marine Corps but any branch of military?
Thanks for the question, Manly in the Marines, but my answer may surprise you.
Yes. Women should be in the Marines.
Dealing with women wanting stupid things is like spilling shit all over yourself while you’re driving. If you want to make it way worse, just flail around and grab at things to stop the mess. While you’re distracted by globs of catsup running into the cracks of your leather upholstery, you will either wreck your fucking car or something else will spill.
Unmanly.
Driving and women are exactly the same in this respect, just like they are in all respects. Both are expensive as fuck and after a while of doing it every day, it starts to get tedious. That means it’s time to check out the financing options on those 08 models.
Women wanting to be in the Marines is stupid, but dealing with it is as simple as dealing with women in general. Just give them exactly what they want.
When I was much younger, I saw a cartoon about a child caught smoking. Thankfully, the child was caught by his father. If his mother had caught him, she might have taken it upon herself to enact some discipline and she most certainly would have fucked that up. The boy’s father sat the child down and forced him to smoke an entire pack of cigarettes. Actually, I think it was Donald Duck that did this.
The point is, the best way to discipline a child is figuratively (and sometimes literally) knock the ingratitude out of it. You want to know what smoking is like? Here, smoke this hockey puck sized hunk of tar and shut the fuck up.
Manly.
Do women have a place in the marines? Jesus Fuck, no! Women have no place in anything where incompetence doesn’t equal results. That means women have no place anywhere except attracting a mate. Men are suckers for damsels in distress. We respect honesty in a life partner and realize sub-man-consciously that women who constantly fuck up are merely being as honest with you as you are with them. No one can fault women for their incompetence.
We can’t fault women for sticking their fat feet in the Marines either. It’s our fault for inventing satellites and wrist communicators to make up for women’s cartographically challenged shit-brains and their inability to communicate simply and efficiently. It’s our fault for keeping the world so fucking safe for the last 50 years women got the idea to join The Army. They’re doing it for no other reason than to prove something to themselves and that’s bullshit. Any female Marine who says she’s joining up for the right reasons is full of monkey shit. The right reasons are honor and country and the protection of liberties. FeMarines wouldn’t know the right reasons for war if they walked right up and offered to help her carry something heavy — something like her gun.
It’s our fault as men this happened. That means it’s our responsibility to end it, just like we did with slavery. Fortunately it’s easy. Take a lesson from Donald Duck. We just have to make women smoke a fucking full pack of Marines.
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August 15th, 2007 at 4:17 pm - IP Man-Hash: bb9e62d0db456
August 15th, 2007 at 5:56 pm - IP Man-Hash: a13ba81333017
I’m reluctant to say much since I don’t serve, though I’ve family members that do.
In the old days, they called those women ‘camp followers’.
-wolfe
September 26th, 2007 at 2:06 pm - IP Man-Hash: 955ecd7b9aea4
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Kevlar was invented by a woman but the very FIRST bullet proof vest was invented by a man in the late 1800’s.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Casimir_Zeglen
http://www.tech-faq.com/inventor-of-the-bullet-proof-vest.shtml
http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=4625858
September 26th, 2007 at 4:29 pm - IP Man-Hash: 955ecd7b9aea4
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Kevlar was invented by a woman but the first bullet proof vest was invented by a man in the late 1800’s.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Casimir_Zeglen
http://www.tech-faq.com/inventor-of-the-bullet-proof-vest.shtml
http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=4625858
September 29th, 2007 at 11:01 pm - IP Man-Hash: 955ecd7b9aea4
Women In Combat:
http://www.fredoneverything.net/MilMed.shtml
“Women’s aerobic capacity is significantly lower, meaning they cannot carry as much as far as fast as men, and they are more susceptible to fatigue.
“In terms of physical capability, the upper five percent of women are at the level of the male median. The average 20-to-30 year-old woman has the same aerobic capacity as a 50 year-old man.
“(a) Using the standard Army Physical Fitness Test, he found that the upper quintile of women at West point achieved scores on the test equivalent to the bottom quintile of men.
“(c) Only 21 women out of the initial 623 (3.4%) achieved a score equal to the male mean score of 260.
“(d) On the push-up test, only seven percent of women can meet a score of 60, while 78 percent of men exceed it.
“(e) Adopting a male standard of fitness at West Point would mean 70 percent of the women he studied would be separated as failures at the end of their junior year, only three percent would be eligible for the Recondo badge, and not one would receive the Army Physical Fitness badge….
“After extensive research, Canada has found little evidence to support the integration of women into ground units. Of 103 Canadian women who volunteered to joint infantry units, only one graduated the initial training course. The Canadian experience corroborates the testimony of LTC Gregor, who said the odds of selecting a woman matching the physical size and strength of the average male are more than 130-to-1.
“From Military Medicine, October 1997, which I got from the Pentagon’s library:
(p. 690): “One-third of 450 female soldiers surveyed indicated that they experienced problematic urinary incontinence during exercise and field training activities. The other crucial finding of the survey was probably that 13.3% of the respondents restricted fluids significantly while participating in field exercises.” Because peeing was embarrassing.
Or, (p. 661): ” Kessler et al found that the lifetime prevalence of PTSD in the United States was twice as high among women…” Depression, says MilMed, is far commoner among women, as are training injuries. Et cetera.
“They [the Army] were so scared of sexual harassment that women weren’t allowed to go anywhere without another woman along. They called them ‘Battle Buddies.’ It was crazy. I was twenty-six years old but I couldn’t go to the bathroom by myself.”
Women are going to take on the North Korean infantry, but need protection in the ladies’ room. Military policy is endlessly fascinating.
September 29th, 2007 at 11:28 pm - IP Man-Hash: 2385f3847dc8b
These facts seem to have escaped the attention of “wanna-be” fems.
Reality can be a rude shock if you have been deluding yourself.
It’s time the delusions of grandeur were put away, replaced by some nice home cooked meals and a kind smile.
September 29th, 2007 at 11:41 pm - IP Man-Hash: 2e9b52f9da52f
First, I find it very ironic that you subject yourself to this time and time again, where we get the pleasure of figuratively picking you apart, and then talk about being torn to pieces.
If childbirth sucks so much, see if you can keep a cock out of your pussy. It really isn’t that hard. For starters, you could stop exposing your genitals in public and build up a personality and character of your own. And hey, if men are so bad with their pregnancy-inducing dicks, just fuck women. And take a bit of advice from the gay men and do it in private, without any members of the opposite sex around. Otherwise you just come off as gay-for-pay, and we all know that hookers are indifferent to any type of sex.
Every time a loose girl bitches about sexual harrassment, it’s merely to waste the resources of society and the legal system to sate her personal vendetta against her betters.
The cock comment… we have it. You don’t. A cock of any size beats out a vagina the size of my forearm. Which, if you did not have to fuck each and every phallic object with black nail polish and post pics of yourself stretching apart your pussy on suicidegirls.com with a horse dildo, you wouldn’t have.
Your life sucks because of you. Our lives would be a lot easier if we could get a sympathy fuck from you girls when we explained some real drama, like getting boned in the ass after being held under false rape allegations, but alas we just get laughed and jeered at.
Hence all of the anti-male homophobia. Funny being that you sluts know a thing or two about dispiriting words.
Let me set this straight for you:
People don’t call you a cock-sucking gold-digging whore to insult you, or for the convenience of the word. They call you it because you fit every negative young female ’stereotype’ in the book, and it’s only natural for your label to be equally derogatory.
Only when you know what it is like to live under the fear of state-sponsored rape to satisfy a bigot’s shrill ravings will you be equal to a man.
September 30th, 2007 at 1:40 am - IP Man-Hash: 2e9b52f9da52f
How about being drafted by a regime you do not support to fight for a cause you do not believe in?
Girls don’t have to worry about that shit because they don’t have the bodies for it. Our crotches may not be popping out illegitimate children every five seconds, but that does not change the fact that we can run a few miles without pissing ourselves, and take a shit without a battle buddy.
And we have the balls to not fuck up and shoot a friendly tank in the first place, because we either were competent enough for the job or did not waste resources by demanding a job we were not qualified for.
A heartfelt apology to the victim’s family and a kiss on the forehead of the mother does not change the fact that he’s dead. No, she won’t feel better after you remind her that her son was, after all, inferior and that he had a disgusting cock and balls between his legs.
The only cultures in which a woman is expected to give birth without crying like a bitch are the ones which are yet to be directly tainted by feminism. I say directly because all this women’s lib shit was one of the factors that contributed to the whole Iraq fuckup.
How about building every single world-culture as opposed to squatting on a couch and bitching about how much eating ice cream while all your illegitimate kids run play in traffic sucks? And it is pretty hard to hold things together when you’re a fatass and your most recent boyfriend got sent to jail because, like, he kinda sorta might have had sex with you while you were hung over from fucking his brother.
But you’re a girl, your sex gives you a free idiot pass.
September 30th, 2007 at 6:57 pm - IP Man-Hash: 2095fd9a9935d
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Kevlar was invented by a woman but the first bullet proof vest was invented by a man in the late 1800’s.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Casimir_Zeglen
http://www.tech-faq.com/inventor-of-the-bullet-proof-vest.shtml
http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=4625858
To soundwave: The first bullet-proof vest was invented by a man and made out of the material silk, which was discovered by a woman.
http://www.silk-road.com/artl/silkhistory.shtml
October 2nd, 2007 at 7:20 pm - IP Man-Hash: 7d06a1fc2c77f
Who supposedly happened to discover it because she was ordered by a man to investigate what was damaging his mulberry trees.
http://www.supersilk.com/glossary.htm
“No one knows for sure when silk was discovered. According to a Chinese legend, it was discovered about 2700 B. C. in the garden of Emperor Huang-Ti. The Emperor ordered his wife, Hsi-Ling-Shi, to find out what was damaging his mulberry trees.
“No one knows how much, if any, of the story is true. But historians do know that silk was first used in China. The Chinese guarded the secret of the silk worm. Disgrace and death faced the traitor who disclosed the origin of silk to the outside world. Only the Chinese knew how to make silk for about 3,000 years.”
October 2nd, 2007 at 8:58 pm - IP Man-Hash: 6d3bb32787b07
@ I hate this site: If you truly wish to compare all the achievements of men against the achievements of women, men win hands down. Whats her dumbass point again? Its evident she read some feminist guidebook and came here to “flaunt” it.
October 2nd, 2007 at 10:58 pm - IP Man-Hash: a13ba81333017
OK, so per some woman posting on these boards there’s a mythological story that speaks about the Goddess of Silk being a woman who, acting on instructions from a man, discovered how to make silk.
Certainly possible.
Here’s another story I like to tell called “How to make women work for a living”.
Tell them not only that is there this stuff pooped out by worms that makes really nice clothing, but that a sacred female goddess discovered this, and it’s the divine nature of women to handle and process this worm poop. It’s empowering! Get them all excited about some female goddess myth, and working away on the silk looms with their tiny little female hands being actually useful.
I call that story mangenuity at work.
-wolfe
January 27th, 2008 at 5:51 am - IP Man-Hash: 8f0a725ff54ee
have to make fun of women to feel better, WHAT LITTLE PATHETIC MEN YOU ARE.
January 27th, 2008 at 6:02 am - IP Man-Hash: 720a12647a390
You’re right, insulting you is a lot like teasing a retarded kid.
January 27th, 2008 at 6:03 am - IP Man-Hash: 8f0a725ff54ee
feel the same way about you.
January 27th, 2008 at 6:13 am - IP Man-Hash: 720a12647a390
Another creative insult from KL. You left out “and no returnsies”
January 27th, 2008 at 6:14 am - IP Man-Hash: 8f0a725ff54ee
I don’t have to try to insult to prove im right.
March 26th, 2008 at 3:59 pm - IP Man-Hash: 271ca43bb0c55
Since when did you prove you’re right?
April 11th, 2008 at 3:23 am - IP Man-Hash: 287b9074dd0a0
You’re a 12-16 year old girl who spends most of her time on myspace. Nobody cares about you or you’re opinions (which are wrong). WHAT LITTLE PATHETIC WOMAN YOU IS.
May 5th, 2008 at 10:09 am - IP Man-Hash: 83dc304324f4e
They need all the physical strength to do paper work.