Ask Dick: Should Women Be In the Marines?
To me, the Marine Corps was the toughest branch in the military where only America’s top 1% earn the honor of being called Marine. Now women and their “equal oppurtunity bullshit” can earn this prestige. They shouldnt. They don’t do pull-ups like the men do, instead they do an arm hang, and their run time can be slower all because they’re not built like men. Even the women in our administration fuck shit up. I believe i just lost a shit load of man points for complaining but my question is, Should women be allowed in not just the Marine Corps but any branch of military?
Thanks for the question, Manly in the Marines, but my answer may surprise you.
Yes. Women should be in the Marines.
Dealing with women wanting stupid things is like spilling shit all over yourself while you’re driving. If you want to make it way worse, just flail around and grab at things to stop the mess. While you’re distracted by globs of catsup running into the cracks of your leather upholstery, you will either wreck your fucking car or something else will spill.
Unmanly.
Driving and women are exactly the same in this respect, just like they are in all respects. Both are expensive as fuck and after a while of doing it every day, it starts to get tedious. That means it’s time to check out the financing options on those 08 models.
Women wanting to be in the Marines is stupid, but dealing with it is as simple as dealing with women in general. Just give them exactly what they want.
When I was much younger, I saw a cartoon about a child caught smoking. Thankfully, the child was caught by his father. If his mother had caught him, she might have taken it upon herself to enact some discipline and she most certainly would have fucked that up. The boy’s father sat the child down and forced him to smoke an entire pack of cigarettes. Actually, I think it was Donald Duck that did this.
The point is, the best way to discipline a child is figuratively (and sometimes literally) knock the ingratitude out of it. You want to know what smoking is like? Here, smoke this hockey puck sized hunk of tar and shut the fuck up.
Manly.
Do women have a place in the marines? Jesus Fuck, no! Women have no place in anything where incompetence doesn’t equal results. That means women have no place anywhere except attracting a mate. Men are suckers for damsels in distress. We respect honesty in a life partner and realize sub-man-consciously that women who constantly fuck up are merely being as honest with you as you are with them. No one can fault women for their incompetence.
We can’t fault women for sticking their fat feet in the Marines either. It’s our fault for inventing satellites and wrist communicators to make up for women’s cartographically challenged shit-brains and their inability to communicate simply and efficiently. It’s our fault for keeping the world so fucking safe for the last 50 years women got the idea to join The Army. They’re doing it for no other reason than to prove something to themselves and that’s bullshit. Any female Marine who says she’s joining up for the right reasons is full of monkey shit. The right reasons are honor and country and the protection of liberties. FeMarines wouldn’t know the right reasons for war if they walked right up and offered to help her carry something heavy — something like her gun.
It’s our fault as men this happened. That means it’s our responsibility to end it, just like we did with slavery. Fortunately it’s easy. Take a lesson from Donald Duck. We just have to make women smoke a fucking full pack of Marines.
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so if the even of subscription happens. What will be the rule with “equal rights” then ?
By that I mean sonyad hates Americans more than he loves Romanians.
sonyad is ecstatic he found a new American to mock.
So joining the marines is wasting one’s life. Enlightening.
A libertarian? You’re shitting me! Who’d've thought?!
It all makes perfect sense now. Of course you don’t. It’s steadfast, individualistic Leberwurstians that the draft is for. Though, by what you’re saying and how you’re saying it, I can’t imagine who’d choose to share a squad with you, let alone a fox hole. Lest you… cut and run or defect for liberty.
But… but the trail! The trail of scrumptious little leberwurstian wisdom crumbs! I just can’t help myself. Unless…
You don’t happen to own a gun, do you? Now, I can’t possibly be that accurate or you that archetypical. It’s just not possible.
Then again, you are t3h emblematic king…
- Jurgen Vries - Wilderness
Good thing you’ve made it unequivocal you’re with the leberwurstian movement. People might have mistook you for something else.
Sieg heil, Milton Friedman!
Not.
- Stratovarius - Hunting High And Low
Stop stalking me, you fool.
P Coderch
Ok, first of all, go fuck yourself. Secondly, the entire premisse behind the post was missed by your tiny pea brain. I am a libertarian, which means that I’m agains the military draft in any way, shape or form. I consider the military draft the ultimate insult upon individual liberties.
My whole point is that men have always made the greatest of all sacrifices to the Society, including having to endure the burden of the military draft all by themselves. Women never had to endure the humiliation of being sripped naked like cattle, given a serial number and then being sent to be blown to pieces in some battlefield agains their wills. Feminists have never acknowledged that the Society has always regarded women’s lives as more valuable than men’s.
Feminists love to bitc about men, but the fact is that men never had any more rights than women. What about the right to survive? A 17 year-old boy is sent to exploded in some foreign battlefield, wile his sister remains safe at home. She gets to live and he gets to die. Who has the better lot? Wha about traditional chivalry? A man demeans himself by opening doors to women, pulling their coat and oter duties that are traditonally assigned to servants. And how abou the much harsher ways that boys have always been treated when compared to girls? The way that parents will beat him up and then tell him to “be a man” and shut up, while his precious little sister is treated like a princess, receives all kinds of pampering and attention from the parents, etc. The ways that she is infantilized and treated like a fragile an precious thing, while boys are treated very harshly and taught resposability from a young age.
What femiwhores like you don’t admit is that, yes, men had political rights in the past that women didn’t have, bu that political systems have been always about protecting women and children, and have always put their well-being above that of men. Women had no political rights, but they also had an exalted ststus in the Society - with their lives being regarded as more important than men’s -, and they also had no resposabilities, like children.
Now we ave a situation where women have all the political rights that men have, BUT they continue to have their lives regarded as more valuable than men’s, men are still expected to be chivalrous AND men still assume all the burdens of responsabilities in the Society! Women have a dream-like existence nowadays.
As for your comments about how women contributed to the war effort: bla, bla, bla! Utter bullshit! There are several key differences between that and what youn men have always had to endure. First of all, the women who worked on the factories, etc, were not risking their lives. Big difference! Secondly, they were volunteers and not drafted against their wills. Another big difference! How te fuck can you compare working on a factory or getting a cushy job working as the general’s personal secretary compare, in your pea brain, to actually dodging bullets in combat is beyonf me!(rolls eyes).
And finally, joining te Marines is the last thing I’ll do. First of all, my life is of supreme importance, at least to me, so I’d never waste it so stupidly. Secondly, as I have already elucidated, I don’t need to make myself “useful” to anyone but myself - because I am a libertarian. Thirdly, as I have proposed, it is actually time for you women to go die in our places, as an ethical retribution for all the millions of youn men who’ve died throughout history without receving even a “thank you” from you cunts. So let me reverse te question: Why don’t YOU join the Marines, you cunt? Oh, that’s right: the “Patriarchy” regards women’s lives too precious to even allow them to waste it by joining te Marines. See my point, cunt?
P Coderch
Good thing you’ve made it unequivocal you’re with the leberwurstian movement. People might have mistook you for something else.
Sieg heil, Milton Friedman!
Not.
- Stratovarius - Hunting High And Low
Let’s also institute mandatory cliterodoctomy - female curcumcision - on all infant girls.”
how could any human being do that to a new born baby?
Male or female , torture and cutting things off of a child
is SICK ( including male circumsicion ).
I have a little girl and i take much offense to that sir.
How wonderfully cheesily melodramatic of you. I think they’re extremely offensive to the military branches they chose to intrude upon. Anyway, female casualties/POW-MIAs are surely by far the scarcest of occurrences in wartime. Iraq included.
And I strongly feel I’m entitled to my very own personal harem. About as much chance of that happening.
Unremarkable womanly homophobia. How noble and valiant it must be to be audacious and self sacrificing from behind the fence! Hell will freeze over before women are drafted. And you bloody well know it.
Course they did. And this was such a common occurrence it actually merits a fart.
Begs the question, though. What kind of women were (not) those that could pass themselves off as men, even under the most thorough of guises? germ greer could only have had so many ancestors.
Is that the favourite passtime where you come from?
Woe is you. Tesk, tesk… Such cruel and egregious injustice!
And what’s up with ’severing’? I’m drunk but collected enough to smell a rat. A spellcheck applet can only do som uch.
Said the kettle to the pot.
Fitting closure. Self loathing’s a bitch, ain’t it?
No one wants to die for you. No one wants to live up to your definition of “useful”.
Maybe men wouldn’t have needed so many death notices and nurses if women could build weapons properly.
-Dick
I think this is extremely offensive to the women who are currently serving in any unit of the military who are sacrificing & dying while you’re sitting on your fat, worthless ass posting shit like this. & I actually strongly agree that women should be drafted. Just as gays & everyone else over 18. I don’t like the idea of drafting, but if it MUST be done, then draft any legal adult citizen. Women actually fought in the Civil War, dressed as men & usually weren’t caught until their death. And how the fuck are you blaming women for not severing when they weren’t even allowed to for half the time in our nations history?? Besides, they did other things for war, such as, building weapons, writing the death notices, severing as nurses, & whatnot. So, why don’t you all join the Marines & maybe make yourselves useful in this world. Crackwhore.
Yes, women should join the Marines. Let’s go further than that and force the military draft on them. It’ll be payback for all the millions of young men that died throughout History, most against their wills, protecting women, just for the bitches to complain about how hard they have it in life. Let’s create entire divisions made of nothing but women, and then invade China or Russia. Millions of them will die in a few weeks, and then they’ll realize the cruelties that adolescent males and young men have endured throughout History, which girls were always spared from. Let’s also institute mandatory cliterodoctomy - female curcumcision - on all infant girls.
P Coderch
I always say this: the femicunts want equality, let’s give it to them good and hard. matriarchy only grows and sustains itself on freebies chivalrous average/beta men are suckered into providing for them.
Ladies, want to be men? Rule no.1 of being a man is if a man hits you, you have the right to hit back. Any woman who tries to do one of her bratty little soap opera antics - slaps or water in a man’s face - should not complain if she gets her teeth knocked out. Take one for the sisterhood. Suck it up for equality.
Exactly.
They need the full experience. Draft to infantry. Let them smoke a whole fucking pack of Marines with Iraqi insurgent flavor.