Ask Dick: Should Women Be In the Marines?
To me, the Marine Corps was the toughest branch in the military where only America’s top 1% earn the honor of being called Marine. Now women and their “equal oppurtunity bullshit” can earn this prestige. They shouldnt. They don’t do pull-ups like the men do, instead they do an arm hang, and their run time can be slower all because they’re not built like men. Even the women in our administration fuck shit up. I believe i just lost a shit load of man points for complaining but my question is, Should women be allowed in not just the Marine Corps but any branch of military?
Thanks for the question, Manly in the Marines, but my answer may surprise you.
Yes. Women should be in the Marines.
Dealing with women wanting stupid things is like spilling shit all over yourself while you’re driving. If you want to make it way worse, just flail around and grab at things to stop the mess. While you’re distracted by globs of catsup running into the cracks of your leather upholstery, you will either wreck your fucking car or something else will spill.
Unmanly.
Driving and women are exactly the same in this respect, just like they are in all respects. Both are expensive as fuck and after a while of doing it every day, it starts to get tedious. That means it’s time to check out the financing options on those 08 models.
Women wanting to be in the Marines is stupid, but dealing with it is as simple as dealing with women in general. Just give them exactly what they want.
When I was much younger, I saw a cartoon about a child caught smoking. Thankfully, the child was caught by his father. If his mother had caught him, she might have taken it upon herself to enact some discipline and she most certainly would have fucked that up. The boy’s father sat the child down and forced him to smoke an entire pack of cigarettes. Actually, I think it was Donald Duck that did this.
The point is, the best way to discipline a child is figuratively (and sometimes literally) knock the ingratitude out of it. You want to know what smoking is like? Here, smoke this hockey puck sized hunk of tar and shut the fuck up.
Manly.
Do women have a place in the marines? Jesus Fuck, no! Women have no place in anything where incompetence doesn’t equal results. That means women have no place anywhere except attracting a mate. Men are suckers for damsels in distress. We respect honesty in a life partner and realize sub-man-consciously that women who constantly fuck up are merely being as honest with you as you are with them. No one can fault women for their incompetence.
We can’t fault women for sticking their fat feet in the Marines either. It’s our fault for inventing satellites and wrist communicators to make up for women’s cartographically challenged shit-brains and their inability to communicate simply and efficiently. It’s our fault for keeping the world so fucking safe for the last 50 years women got the idea to join The Army. They’re doing it for no other reason than to prove something to themselves and that’s bullshit. Any female Marine who says she’s joining up for the right reasons is full of monkey shit. The right reasons are honor and country and the protection of liberties. FeMarines wouldn’t know the right reasons for war if they walked right up and offered to help her carry something heavy — something like her gun.
It’s our fault as men this happened. That means it’s our responsibility to end it, just like we did with slavery. Fortunately it’s easy. Take a lesson from Donald Duck. We just have to make women smoke a fucking full pack of Marines.
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Attention. Simple.
Why do you girls scream so much?
You bitching is hard on the eyes and I don’t care to read it..
You got some serious issues.
what the fuck? oh just another mentally ill female who is attention whoring her way onto a forum where she isn’t wanted. She has serious issues and is misanthropic.
YOU FAGGOT. YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT. IM FEMALE BECAUSE I STAND TALL&STRONG AND SAY WHAT’S IN MY MIND? WTF?! SO YOU’RE A “REAL” MAN BECAUSE YOU’RE MILD-MANNERED AND LET OTHERS PUT YOU DOWN AND HUMILIATE YOU? YOU DESPICABLE LITTLE MAN. I PITTY YOU. YOU HAVE NO DIGNITY IN LIFE WOMEN HAVE TAKEN EVERYTHING FROM YOU, REDUCED YOU TO THE STATUS OF A BOTTOM BOY AND YOU STILL MAINTAIN A CHIVALROUS MILD-MANNERED ATTITUDE LIKE A GEISHA WHO BENDS OVER ON FOUR KNEES EVERY TIME SHE IS TOLD TO AND GETS HER SHIT PACKED IN. I LOATH YOU. YOU ARE PATHETIC AND YOU WOULD CRUMBLE IN FRONT OF CODERCH IF YOU WERE STANDING IN FRONT OF HIM. I WOULD BITCH-SLAP YOU IN PUBLIC TO HUMILIATE YOU AND SHOW THAT YOU ARE A PSEUDO-MALE, AND THAT YOUR CHIVALRY RULES ARE THE CHARACTERISTICS OF THE FAILED MALE, THE OMEGA MALE WHO IS DESTINED TO FOREVER REMAIN THE CANNON-FODDER OF THE SOCIETY. AND THIS BEGS THE QUESTION: WILL THIS BAREBACK QUEEN FIGHT CODERCH?! CODERCH IS CALLING YOU OUT BITCH!!!!!!!!!!! PUT UP OR SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DON’T TALK TO A BIGGER MAN THAN YOU LIKE THAT UNLESS YOURE WILLING TO BACK IT UP!!!!!!!!!! I KNOW THAT IM MAN ENOUGH TO BACK UP MY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!! LETS SEE IF YOURE MAN ENOUGH TO BACK UP YOURS AND INSULT CODERCH IN HIS PRESENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SO WHATS IT GONNA BE TURD BOY??????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BRING IT ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!
P CODERCH
what the fuck? oh just another mentally ill female who is attention whoring her way onto a forum where she isn’t wanted. She has serious issues and is misanthropic.
^ eh. so i have a 3rd IP address it looks like.
what the fuck?
@Sony Yes, I’m familiar with Lt. Col Petrov. Of course, sadly, his case is far from unique. We know of a dozen or more incidents in the west alone — and while only a handful have ever been acknowledged by the Soviets, Russian diplomats in the 1990’s quietly admitted a great many had occurred, and presumably continued to.
I’d imagine there are a good many men who, by the Petrov criterion, have ’saved the world’
It’s a sobering thought to consider what came so close to happening so many times.
-wolfe
P Coderch it must be tough going through life hating everybody.. You are emotional and use the exact same ad hominem attacks as the girls do here.
Strange coincidence.
LOOK AT ALL THE GIRLS TEAMING UP AGAIST CODERCH!!!!!!! GURL POWER!!!!!!!!!! WOW!!!!!!!! YOU CUNTS SHOULD BE RIDING MY NUTS FOR ALL THE STRUGGLE I ENGAGE FOR MEN, BUT LIKE THE ANAL QUEENS TURDS THAT YOU REALLY ARE YOU DARE GO AGAINST CODERCH AND YOU YOURSELVES INTO BELIEVING THAT YOU’RE REAL MEN WHEN IN REALITY YOU’RE SUCKING THE DICKS OF THE FEMINISTS BY MAINTAINING A CHIVALROUS ATTITUTE, WHERE A “REAL” MAN IS ONE WHO SACRIFCES HIMSELF AND IS STOIC!! FUCK THAT SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK THAT SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WON’T BE COURTEOUS AND POLITE TO LITTLE BITCH MEN LIKE YOU WHO ARE SUBSERVIANT TO CHIVALRY AND I WILL SPEAK MY MIND AS MUCH AS I WANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND THOSE WHO DONT LIKE IT CAN SUCK THE MILK OUT OF MY NUTS AND GO FUCK THEMSELVES!!!!!!!!!!! GIRLY MAN??!!!!!!!!! GIRLY MAN??!!!!!!!! YOU KNOW WHO THE FUCK IS THE GIRLY MAN?!!!!!!! ITS YOU FUCKING MILD-MANNERED BOTTOM BOY WHO RESTRAINS HIMSELF WHILE HE’S FUCKED IN THE POOPER BY THE ESTABLISHMENT!!!!!!!!!! YOU ARE A FUCKING DISGRACE TO ALL MEN AND SHOULD BE SHOT IN THE FACE FOR THE NEUTERED WORHTLESS WASTE OF OXYGEN THAT YOU TRULY ARE!!!!!!!! YOU HAVE NO USE EITHER AS A MAN OR A WOMAN, SO GO DIE!!!!!!!!! I’M NOT GOING TO PLAY BY YOUR PATHETIC CHIVALRY RULES WHICH IS A FORM OF MALE ENSLAVEMENT AND ONLY SUBSERVIENT COWARDS ABIDE BY THAT CODE!!!!!! AND BY THE WAY YOU BUTT PLUGGERS I DARE ANY OF YOU TO ACTUALLY FIGHT ME!!!!!!!!!!!! A BUNCH OF LITTLE BITCHES TALKING SHIT OVER THE INTERNET PRETENDING TO BE SOME KIND OF BIG MEN WHEN IN REALITY WHAT YOU REALLY WANT IS TO HAVE A BIG MAN PACKING THE SHIT UP YOUR PROSTATES!!!!!!!!!!!!! BRIG IT ON!!!!!!!!!!! I’LL FIGHT YOUR FAG ASSES ANY TIME, ANY PLACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
P Coderch
@P Coderch
You’re bent on believing I’m Jewish, both through ethnicity and religion. That is certainly your your prerogative. No skin off my nose.
With respect to our Jewish readers, I personally abhor the procedure of circumcision as nothing short of culturally condoned arbitrary child mutilation and an infraction on fundamental human rights, just as you’ve made clear you believe yourself. However, the foreskin is hardly tantamount to half one’s membre even at the crude age it’s usually carried out as you suggest it is.
@Wolfe
How the maternal gender, supposed unilateral creator, nurturer and preserver of life, could stomach having anything to do with any aspect of the military in shape or form, let alone so readily and completely relenting to the enticing allure of the seemingly godlike powers of destruction wieldable by one’s fingertips in those foreboding airforce silos is sadly unsurprising. Nevermind the psychologic considerents regarding the phallic missles.
Among their duties resides immolating nations and peoples and wreaking unspeakable havoc upon every living thing on Earth, most likely ushering the end of man, should they so be ordered or decide on a menstrual whim(’[...]all-woman crews in Minuteman silos’). God preserve us.
As pertaining, care to know the name of the second man who saved the world? Well, for what it’s worth, his name is Stanislav Petrov.
Now suppose it had been you in his place, or most any other bloke here or anywhere, for that matter. Or any woman to have ever walked the Earth, certainly any that’s been inside a silo.
Nevermind Coderch, if - God forbid - someone of his moral precepts and psychological calibre could manage to pass the safeguards and nets hopefully in place to prevent just such a psyche from attaining a post imbued with such grave responsability.
Quite.
- Bond - Duel
Tie this raving madman up and send him to an asylum.
Either that, or stop typing in caps lock. It’s anything but intimidating, it’s nothing but annoying.
- Far East patriarch
F.B.I? Now why would we want to contact your group the Feminist Bitches International (No offence to the bureau)
P CODERCH you are either mentally ill or just female.
Not really sure but you’re fucked up just the same. You should be placed in a little white jacket and locked up for you pose safety risk for anyone in your presence. Get help immediately.
@Sony Your article was just a wee bit out of date (by 23 years), though certainly interesting. I was curious to see how it had turned out. This is also out of date of course, but at least newer.
Maybe that’s the real reason the Soviet Union collapsed? Sheer terror at the obvious insanity of the US in letting women control the nuclear trigger?
The recent antics of Lisa Nowak have done nothing to reassure me about high achieving women in the military.
-wolfe
IF YOU WERE IN MY PRESENCE, I WOULD FUCKING KILL YOU FOR TALKING TO ME LIKE THAT. NO SHIT. I’M NOT USING THE WORD METAPHORICALLY, BUT RATHER AS IN “HOMICIDE”. AND I’M SO FUCKING DEAD SERIOUS ABOUT THIS THAT YOU SHOULD CONTACT THE F.B.I IMMEDIATELY.
P CODERCH
BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!! A CRUSH ON YOU WOULDN’T MAKE ME BICURIOUS, YOU IDIOT FUCK; IT WOULD MAKE ME A STRAIGHT MAN WITH BAD TASTE IN WOMEN!!!!!!!! BWA HA AHA AHA AHA!!! BY THE WAY, HOW’S THAT ROTTEN CUNT OF YOUR SISTER DOING? I HOPE YOUR BITCH MOMMA HAD AT LEAST ONE PRETTY DAUGHTER!!!!
P Coderch
I find Coderch’s bicuruous crush on me amusing… yet repugnant.
P Coderch your reading skills are poor also.
He said ” all but you and, well… the cochroaches”
That’s you and the cockroaches.
Your screaming in caps is nothing but drivel like a girly man.
Sonyad has contributed much more to this forum than you and you really should get some sedatives and maybe some PMS relief. It really isn’t good to hate all men and women. You’ve been the most disruptive poster on this board. You are a loose cannon and I hope you can find something to reduce your hate and anger towards all people.
You know, if it wasn’t for women, 100% of all males would not exist. Just a fact that you should remember, dudes.
And Celeste? You Rock, Girl! I’m in the same boat, ‘cept I’m joining the Air Force as an engineer. If they hadn’t wanted me, they wouldn’t have asked.
For all the masculine claims that women don’t belong in the front line, need we point out that women invented YOUR BULLET PROOF VESTS? Love to see you go onto the front line without one, boys. Love to see you go through an Iraqi hot zone with out your reinforced windshield… For some reason I don’t think you’d get very far.
Not to mention most of the women I know can outshoot the men in their division by twenty paces.
Buck up boys, and stop whigning about us stepping on your toes. Even better, go through forty eight hours of labour, and then have your husband expect you to let him fuck you senseless the second you get home. When you literally have your flesh ripped apart, your muscles torn to pieces and your entire body smashed apart without complaining, only then will you EVER have the right to say that your are even close to being on par with a female.
And if you don’t belive me about the being ripped apart bit, then you obviously didn’t pay attention in class because you were too busy focusing on the diameter of you cock, which really isn’t as impressive as you think, dears.
GO FUCK YOURSELF WITH YOUR MUTILATED PRICK, YOU JEW TURD!!!! YOU CALL ME A COCKROACH, WHICH I THINK IS VERY FUNNY COMING FROM A RACE OF PARASITIC SCUMBAGS LIKE YOU!!!!! I’M TIRED OF YOUR ARROGANT PSEUDO-AUTHORITARIAN RAMBLINGS, WHICH JEWS ARE SO GOOD AT BECAUSE THEY ARE ALWAYS HAVING TO JUSTIFY THEIR WORTH TO A WORLD THAT IS BLOOD DRAINED BY THEM!!!!!!! YOU’RE A FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT GUY WHO HASN’T CONTRIBUTED ANYTHING POSITIVE EXCEPT DISTURB THE POSTS OF OTHERS WITH YOUR JEW DIALECTICS!!!!! YOU HAVE YET TO PRESENT A SINGLE COGENT ARGUMENT ABOUT ANYTHING, AND I BET THAT YOU ASK YOUR WIFE TO FUCK YOU IN THE SHIT HOLE WITH A STRAP-ON LIKE THE FEMINAZI HALF-DICKED JEW BASTARD THAT YOU ARE!!!!!! I WOULD LOVE TO MEET YOU AND BREAK YOU SKULL BONES AND YOUR HOOK-NOSE TO WHOW EVERYONE WHAT A PATHETIC RACE OF DEGENERATES YOU ARE!!!!!!!! BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA…YOU GO THROUGH LIFE WITH A MUTILATED HALF-DICK!!!!!!!!!! BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!! HALF MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BWA AAH AHA HA HA AHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
P Coderch