Ask Dick: Should Women Be In the Marines?
To me, the Marine Corps was the toughest branch in the military where only America’s top 1% earn the honor of being called Marine. Now women and their “equal oppurtunity bullshit” can earn this prestige. They shouldnt. They don’t do pull-ups like the men do, instead they do an arm hang, and their run time can be slower all because they’re not built like men. Even the women in our administration fuck shit up. I believe i just lost a shit load of man points for complaining but my question is, Should women be allowed in not just the Marine Corps but any branch of military?
Thanks for the question, Manly in the Marines, but my answer may surprise you.
Yes. Women should be in the Marines.
Dealing with women wanting stupid things is like spilling shit all over yourself while you’re driving. If you want to make it way worse, just flail around and grab at things to stop the mess. While you’re distracted by globs of catsup running into the cracks of your leather upholstery, you will either wreck your fucking car or something else will spill.
Unmanly.
Driving and women are exactly the same in this respect, just like they are in all respects. Both are expensive as fuck and after a while of doing it every day, it starts to get tedious. That means it’s time to check out the financing options on those 08 models.
Women wanting to be in the Marines is stupid, but dealing with it is as simple as dealing with women in general. Just give them exactly what they want.
When I was much younger, I saw a cartoon about a child caught smoking. Thankfully, the child was caught by his father. If his mother had caught him, she might have taken it upon herself to enact some discipline and she most certainly would have fucked that up. The boy’s father sat the child down and forced him to smoke an entire pack of cigarettes. Actually, I think it was Donald Duck that did this.
The point is, the best way to discipline a child is figuratively (and sometimes literally) knock the ingratitude out of it. You want to know what smoking is like? Here, smoke this hockey puck sized hunk of tar and shut the fuck up.
Manly.
Do women have a place in the marines? Jesus Fuck, no! Women have no place in anything where incompetence doesn’t equal results. That means women have no place anywhere except attracting a mate. Men are suckers for damsels in distress. We respect honesty in a life partner and realize sub-man-consciously that women who constantly fuck up are merely being as honest with you as you are with them. No one can fault women for their incompetence.
We can’t fault women for sticking their fat feet in the Marines either. It’s our fault for inventing satellites and wrist communicators to make up for women’s cartographically challenged shit-brains and their inability to communicate simply and efficiently. It’s our fault for keeping the world so fucking safe for the last 50 years women got the idea to join The Army. They’re doing it for no other reason than to prove something to themselves and that’s bullshit. Any female Marine who says she’s joining up for the right reasons is full of monkey shit. The right reasons are honor and country and the protection of liberties. FeMarines wouldn’t know the right reasons for war if they walked right up and offered to help her carry something heavy — something like her gun.
It’s our fault as men this happened. That means it’s our responsibility to end it, just like we did with slavery. Fortunately it’s easy. Take a lesson from Donald Duck. We just have to make women smoke a fucking full pack of Marines.
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That’s a mighty impressive family background, Gorrilla Man. Too bad you haven’t any skunk works tales to share.
I win always ;)
MONSTER RETARDED, STUPID, IGNORANT, UNEDUCATED POST. I DON’T KNOW IF THIS FAGGOT IS RETARDED OR JUST PLAIN FEMALE. LISTEN, TURD BOY, I WOULD RIP YOUR ARMS FROM THE SOCKETS THEN PUT YOU O FOUR KNEES AND VIOLATE YOUR PROSTATE LIKE THE GOOD LITTLE BOTTOM BOY THAT YOU ARE. YOU WOULD’T LAST A MINUTE IN A FIGHT WITH ME, YOU FEMICUNT LOSER. YOU AND “BILLY” SHOULD TAKE TURNS “FIGHTING” EACH OTHER’S DICKS OUT OF EACH OTHERS ASSHOLES. YOU WEAK ASSED MOTHERFUCKER. CODERCH WOULD POP YOUR CHERRY IN PUBLIC AND PUT IN A DRESS YOU FUDGE PACKER MOTHERFUCKER.
P CODERCH
Bitch i can lift over 300 pounds plus im a price fighter for springfield underground fight club. You wouldnt try to pull any of my limbs but my dick you HAMPSTER UP THE ASS FAGGOT!!! Me and billy could whip out our dicks? and shuve it up your mom till she pisses out her ovary eggs and she has to shit through a colastapy bag you ass licken, feckel matter eaten cock sucken motherfucker! You gonna pop a guys cherry? You a woman with a dildo you rug munchen pyscho dumb bitch think shes can play with the big bad boys that made thug a word? you can suck my nuts outa muh sack and lick my dick like a 5 year old girl with a lolly pop LOL. How bout you get fucked in the ass by Kobe Bryant you cunt? huh huh huh? ya shut the fuck up.
Impressive family history SGM. For my own, my dad was in the second world war and my great Grandfather was in the first world war. My grandfather also was in the second one.
I’ll be joining the army soon, but in the weapons division. But yeah, the ultimate show of honour is dying for your country.
Satan is correct (odd that Satan of all……..people…….is correct).
Having served, logistics support is vital, without it, no one fights at all.
However, as far as women are concerned…….I can truly say my mom wears combat boots, she was in Vietnam, as well as my father. I will not short that she and my aunt (her sister) both did their part back then as much as any man.
I can’t say the same for 99% of women, because 99% of women don’t serve. Personally, a woman serving on the front line has to hump a pack like a man. They don’t quite have the same standards as men, but they are tough enough to keep the truly weak out. So there is a God after all.
However, like all barrels full of apples…………..you get the point.
My aunt and mother both were in support rolls. Without them, my dad couldn’t fight.
So, I am in support of women on the frontlines as long as they do whatever job it is they have. That is why you will NEVER see but VERY FEW women on the front lines. (Not in this day and age)
Truly, my grandpa and both great uncles had it worse in Normandy, Africa and the Pacific than my dad. My dad had it much worse in Vietnam than I did in Desert Storm. Irregardless, without the right people in the right places wars don’t work too well. So, women in the military do not bother me, as long as they stand true like a man will, and do their job no matter what.
If they want to fly a fighter jet, let them. I sure as fuck don’t want to.
My grandfather said he sure as shit would rather land at Utah beach than have to be Rosey the Riveter, but my grandmother was sure as shit just happy with doing secreterial work for Lockheed Martin as they developed their top secret projects that she got to see paperwork on for the war.
Seems to me, the old-timers had it right, but again, if they will fight side by side like me, they got the right. If in doubt, I will refer you to the Russians during WW2, and the fact that women served equally, and equally killed the shit out of Germans, no holds barred.
For all of you:
My mother served in Vietnam.
My aunt served in Vietnam.
My grandmother worked for Lockheed Martin. (Pre-Skunkworks)
My dad served in Vietnam.
My grandfather served in France, Germany.
My great uncle served in North Africa, the Pacific, Korea and later Vietnam.
(He got to meet Elvis briefly, said he was a nice man, that was all he said)
My other great uncle served in France, Germany.
My brother served in Bosnia.
Finally, I served during Desert Storm with the fighting 45th Infantry, 1st and 180th, Det. 1, HHC. My MOS was 11c10 (Mortar Maggot)
My motto on this is easy: If you are too fucking lazy to do the work, you have ZERO right to bitch about it. That goes for women and men equally.
I did my part when millions would not. The country called and I went as many in my family did.
For those of you in the USA I say this: You are welcome to your opinion, 100%. But PLEASE remember who did the work so you could.
Sorry, sometimes the “military” discussions really bug the shit outta me.
If women are to do military service, I maintain they should serve in same-sex units. This is to avoid having the male protective instinct come out during a moment of truth where it would be counterproductive. Having said that and despite the macho posturing, 9 out of 10 occupations in the military are NOT “blood, guts & glory” but rather support staff for same. SOMEONE, after all, has to do the bureaucratic chores necessary for a modern military to function.
P Coderich simply needs love & understanding
He certainly speaks something. And well said, Dalsgaard.
-wolfe
P Coderch speaks the truth.
Seriously. I was following you until you said stoic. Then the words “Stoic peace” came to me, and i decided to stop reading.
My thought on the topic you’re covering though, is this:
The girls coming here, are either A. Attention whores or B. Drama-addicts. There may, or may not, be some girls out there that genuinly agrees with Dicks opinions, but wether a woman can actually make her own decision in that regard is both questionable and untellable.
But in either case, what cause of action is there? I say only one. Don’t fucking adress them. Ignore them.
The attention whores are here because of two things. The female mind is pretty weird at times. When women are feeling depressed or down - they seek outward to back other people up. To show some empathy, to be the queens of caring for others - for their own comfort. This is why girls always cuddle with teddybears when they are feeling down, or perhaps hamsters.
The second part, it’s a way of healing. Getting silent compliments from people they feel are sure to applaud the idea that the woman agrees. This way, they can entertain the idea that other people back them up in their beliefs when noone else in the real world does.
How to deal with these emotional women? Don’t give her what she wants. Ignore her.
The drama-addicts, which is the girls i see the most in here, are the psychopaths that read the headlines on the stories, read the warning, read that they should stay out for their own protection and they read too, that they are NOT going to like the contents on this site. And then they go right ahead and post. So obviously, they are searching conflicts and are attracted to it like fly to shit.
Again the solution is, don’t give her what she wants. Ignore her.
The genuine type? That really does agree with some of the lighter points made on this site? I’ll tell you what you do with her. Give her excactly what she wants. You get me a fucking date with her if she really does exist.
What the fuck is this all about? What is this motherfucker saying? Speak English and not in prose because that’s unmanly. I don’t understand English very well and you’re complicating it more. If you have some beef with me then join the other fags in line and go fuck yourself.
P Coderch
THIS BAREBACK QUEEN HAS BEEN CHALLENGED BY ME AND RAN OF LIKE THE GOOD BITCH BOY GLORY-HOLE OBSESSED DIPSHIT FAGGOT THAT HE TRULY IS. GIVE ME A FUCKIN BREAK…THIS CUNT HAS NO MANHOOD. CODERCH IS MMA FIGHTER AND WOULD KILL THIS BITCH. iM OT JOKING FAGGOT. I WOULD ACTUALLY RUN UP TO YOU AS SOON AS I NEW IT WAS YOU AND WOULD SMACK YOU IN THE FACE IN PUBLIC!!!!!!! IM NOT SHITTING ABOUT THIS MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!! WHEN YOU HIT THE GROUND I WOULD CONTINUE TO KICK YOU IN THE HEAD UNTIL YOUR LITTLE EYES POPPED OUT OF YOUR HEAD AND THEN I WOULD SLAP MY DICK ACROSS YOUR FACE TO MARK TERRITORY AND MAKE YOU MY WOMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU FUCKING NERD HIDDING BEHIND YOUR FUCKIN COMPUTER SCREEN MOTHERFUCKER WOULDN’T HANDLE CODERCH!!!!!!! YOU LITTLE SHIT, IM MAN ENOUGH TO FIGHT YOUR FAG ASS TO THE DEATH AND YOU WOULD RUN FOR COVER LIKE A LITTLE GIRL THAT YOU ARE!!!!!!!!!!!
P CODERCH
MONSTER RETARDED, STUPID, IGNORANT, UNEDUCATED POST. I DON’T KNOW IF THIS FAGGOT IS RETARDED OR JUST PLAIN FEMALE. LISTEN, TURD BOY, I WOULD RIP YOUR ARMS FROM THE SOCKETS THEN PUT YOU O FOUR KNEES AND VIOLATE YOUR PROSTATE LIKE THE GOOD LITTLE BOTTOM BOY THAT YOU ARE. YOU WOULD’T LAST A MINUTE IN A FIGHT WITH ME, YOU FEMICUNT LOSER. YOU AND “BILLY” SHOULD TAKE TURNS “FIGHTING” EACH OTHER’S DICKS OUT OF EACH OTHERS ASSHOLES. YOU WEAK ASSED MOTHERFUCKER. CODERCH WOULD POP YOUR CHERRY IN PUBLIC AND PUT IN A DRESS YOU FUDGE PACKER MOTHERFUCKER.
P CODERCH
*diamatik gives Dalsgaard a standing ovation* Well said!
Seriously. I was following you until you said stoic. Then the words “Stoic peace” came to me, and i decided to stop reading.
My thought on the topic you’re covering though, is this:
The girls coming here, are either A. Attention whores or B. Drama-addicts. There may, or may not, be some girls out there that genuinly agrees with Dicks opinions, but wether a woman can actually make her own decision in that regard is both questionable and untellable.
But in either case, what cause of action is there? I say only one. Don’t fucking adress them. Ignore them.
The attention whores are here because of two things. The female mind is pretty weird at times. When women are feeling depressed or down - they seek outward to back other people up. To show some empathy, to be the queens of caring for others - for their own comfort. This is why girls always cuddle with teddybears when they are feeling down, or perhaps hamsters.
The second part, it’s a way of healing. Getting silent compliments from people they feel are sure to applaud the idea that the woman agrees. This way, they can entertain the idea that other people back them up in their beliefs when noone else in the real world does.
How to deal with these emotional women? Don’t give her what she wants. Ignore her.
The drama-addicts, which is the girls i see the most in here, are the psychopaths that read the headlines on the stories, read the warning, read that they should stay out for their own protection and they read too, that they are NOT going to like the contents on this site. And then they go right ahead and post. So obviously, they are searching conflicts and are attracted to it like fly to shit.
Again the solution is, don’t give her what she wants. Ignore her.
The genuine type? That really does agree with some of the lighter points made on this site? I’ll tell you what you do with her. Give her excactly what she wants. You get me a fucking date with her if she really does exist.
Coderch is a man.
P CODERCH talks as much shit as any women who has ever crossed this site.
GOD DAMN P CODERCH u damn cock juggling bitch. Ill cock smack u to oblivion. FUCKEN MEGGA COCK BITCH!! you couldnt fight for ur stupid ass life. Nobodys gonna come see you to fight u but i guarantee id stomp ur ass at my front door and sweep u under the door matt. Face it men own women you bitches only got ur skanky ass feet in the door because we let u hoes in corporate america. Otherwise youd be the mary virgin waiten for some guy to marry you and ud be keepen your motherfucken mouth SHUT!!! Why dont you just go to your local bar and try to be do damn tough to some of them. Youd get ur ass kicked your not superwoman just stick to seducing men for money thats all u hoes are good for anyways.
Faggot, four words for you: my dick, your mouth. My challenge has been issued. Now the question I ask everyone: will the bottom boy “Billy” man up and accept my challenge or will he concede that he’s less of a man than I am?
“Billy”, you nut ridder, you wouldn’t last a minute in a fight with me, and I would humiliate you in public and make you suck my dick and drink my spooge to show everyone what an unmanly little boy talking shit over your computer screen you truly are. Please…you are pathetic. You have probably never even kissed a girl. You probably fantasize about getting your shit packed in up your cornhole by a real man like me, but unfortunately for you I find pseudo-women like you discussing. You KNOW that I would reduce you to the status of a bareback queen if you were in my presence; you KNOW that your only saving grace is that this is the internet. You worhtless piece of shit faggot motherfucker. A cockroach has more value to the Society than you have, and a rat has more courage.
P CODERCH
“Why does your willy stand up when you see an attractive woman?�
Because the attractive woman rapes us visually. We are merely helpless in the situation.
“Why do you girls scream so much?”
It’s an instant reaction.
Now your turn,
“Why does your willy stand up when you see an attractive woman?”