Ask Dick: Should Women Be In the Marines?
To me, the Marine Corps was the toughest branch in the military where only America’s top 1% earn the honor of being called Marine. Now women and their “equal oppurtunity bullshit” can earn this prestige. They shouldnt. They don’t do pull-ups like the men do, instead they do an arm hang, and their run time can be slower all because they’re not built like men. Even the women in our administration fuck shit up. I believe i just lost a shit load of man points for complaining but my question is, Should women be allowed in not just the Marine Corps but any branch of military?
Thanks for the question, Manly in the Marines, but my answer may surprise you.
Yes. Women should be in the Marines.
Dealing with women wanting stupid things is like spilling shit all over yourself while you’re driving. If you want to make it way worse, just flail around and grab at things to stop the mess. While you’re distracted by globs of catsup running into the cracks of your leather upholstery, you will either wreck your fucking car or something else will spill.
Unmanly.
Driving and women are exactly the same in this respect, just like they are in all respects. Both are expensive as fuck and after a while of doing it every day, it starts to get tedious. That means it’s time to check out the financing options on those 08 models.
Women wanting to be in the Marines is stupid, but dealing with it is as simple as dealing with women in general. Just give them exactly what they want.
When I was much younger, I saw a cartoon about a child caught smoking. Thankfully, the child was caught by his father. If his mother had caught him, she might have taken it upon herself to enact some discipline and she most certainly would have fucked that up. The boy’s father sat the child down and forced him to smoke an entire pack of cigarettes. Actually, I think it was Donald Duck that did this.
The point is, the best way to discipline a child is figuratively (and sometimes literally) knock the ingratitude out of it. You want to know what smoking is like? Here, smoke this hockey puck sized hunk of tar and shut the fuck up.
Manly.
Do women have a place in the marines? Jesus Fuck, no! Women have no place in anything where incompetence doesn’t equal results. That means women have no place anywhere except attracting a mate. Men are suckers for damsels in distress. We respect honesty in a life partner and realize sub-man-consciously that women who constantly fuck up are merely being as honest with you as you are with them. No one can fault women for their incompetence.
We can’t fault women for sticking their fat feet in the Marines either. It’s our fault for inventing satellites and wrist communicators to make up for women’s cartographically challenged shit-brains and their inability to communicate simply and efficiently. It’s our fault for keeping the world so fucking safe for the last 50 years women got the idea to join The Army. They’re doing it for no other reason than to prove something to themselves and that’s bullshit. Any female Marine who says she’s joining up for the right reasons is full of monkey shit. The right reasons are honor and country and the protection of liberties. FeMarines wouldn’t know the right reasons for war if they walked right up and offered to help her carry something heavy — something like her gun.
It’s our fault as men this happened. That means it’s our responsibility to end it, just like we did with slavery. Fortunately it’s easy. Take a lesson from Donald Duck. We just have to make women smoke a fucking full pack of Marines.
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I’m personally OK with women being in the Marines. With my experience here, it makes them more manly, which is a strange thing to say, but let me explain.
I’m leaving base here to go home, and as much as I’m going to enjoy being at home instead of the middle of the desert, there certainly is one thing I’m going to miss, and that’s easy pussy. Seriously. I mean I’m a damn good looking guy, and normally it’s easy and all, but I barely have to exchange names before they know what’s up. Now obviously not all of them are gorgeous or anything, but there actually are a lot that are.
Now true they don’t go through the same physical tests that we do, but as far as I know, they have relatively the same basic training, except for constant ITing. Plus I can’t imagine how sex would be with a female drill instructor. Fucking hot.
They become more manly in the sense that they’re trained to think the same way we do. Now that doesn’t mean we see eye to eye on very issue, but they have the same sex drive now that I do. Does that mean they’re sluts? Absolutely not. I don’t think ’slut’ is an appropriate word to describe people who are in touch with their inner desires. I personally don’t understand that ancient stigma against sex, and I guess living in the Corps kills that off for you because they too, are so against it, administratively at least.
But you know, there’s 3 things we Marines do well: Drink, Kill, and Fuck. And I don’t know about any combat heroism on the female side, but right now, they’ve got 2/3.
Do women have a place in the Marine Corps? I’d say so.
GO FUCK YOURSELF, YOU SELF-RIGHTEOUS QUEER!!!!!!!!!!!
Boomer men are equal or less than women.
All they care about is money and safety at all costs. Oppulent and repugnant. No concept of glory, justice, or power.
More like three hundred
Let’s not get too carried away here.
I’ve seen some really fine work done by women in the Corps. Not Force Recon, of course, but pretty serious devotion to Avation Electronics and Intelligence Analysis. The problem is the politicians, especially the Hillary Clinton types. And the spoiled liberal babyboomer cunts that are under some bizarre impression that the military is some sort of employer of last resort with weapons. Truth is, they look straight down their Trust Fund Baby noses at the women serving in the military as some lower form of life, just as they do the men. Maybe that’s what the Hollywood entertainment industry and mainstream media mean by “equal opportunity”?
Someone mentioned Tailhook which brings to mind the mandatory Navy and Marine Corps stand-down where I had to give the batallion presentation mandated by Congress or the Womens Studies Faculty at Berkeley, I can’t remember which. The whole group sat through this thing very politely and quietly, but one female Lance Corporal was becoming increasingly agitated during the thing. At the end, I asked for questions and she was the only one with a hand up. I was expecting the feminist worst, but was totally astonished when she asked, “But Sir, these were fighter pilots, right?” I wasn’t at all sure what she meant, so I said well yes, they were. She continues on with her [and everyone else's opinion] that it was wholly unreasonable to expect them to behave like gutless quasi-males at Antioch College at its PC worst.
Well, actually, her term was “little neutered poodles, TOY poodles”.
It turns out her older brother was a Navy EA6B ECMO. She then gave the best description of a Naval or Marine Corps Aviator’s typical carrier mission I’ve ever heard from a non-flyer. She went through every stage starting with the catapult launch and the danger of a cold cat or a bad engine. I still remember her phrase “Cuisinarted by the ship’s props”. She understood the whole thing about flying hundreds of miles, engaging in air combat or ground support, then flying back bone tired. She really got wrapped up about landing in the dark, in the rain, on a deck pitching up and down 20 feet with only enough fuel to do the approach once. “You have to hit that wire the first time, or die trying, Sir.” And then you debrief, get a some rest and maybe go back up and do it again, only this time with sleep deprivation added in. She ended up with the idea that anyone who could do that should pretty much be exempt from having to be what we now call absurdly politically correct, because the two conditions [toy poodle / fighter pilot] were mutually exclusive. We all were pretty stunned. I ended the interchange by telling her that no matter how we felt [emphasis on "we"], it was still the official policy of the Department of the Navy.
Sure, some here may say she was tying up the auditorium venting her feelings, but those feelings where everybody’s feelings.
Of course, for every one like her, there were probably three semi-useless skirts who just joined up to get laid.
Well, that pretty well sums up MY experience. I really have to agree with you. The sense of honor I saw in other services seemed entirely absent. The blatant hypocrisy and arrogant disregard for what should be obviously right to anyone was pervasive. I had to leave. That, and all the damned females who had no business being there. I’m not saying that for shock value because it’s the theme of this site. They really did and do detract from the overall value and contribution of the navy.
I wish you well in the service, sots, and I hope for your sake you stay out of the Middle East and Eastern Europe. (Or not. Do whatever you want. What the hell do I know?)
Yes but the Navy doesn’t compare to any other service. Vice and corruption are encouraged at all levels. It’s more like the mafia than the military. I’ve seen E7’s smoke crack and snort coke. I’ve seen officers fuck enlisted wives. The Navy is a wrectched hive of scum and villiany and if the entire fleet were to be destroyed I would cackle with joy. It would only take building air bases in a few more places to regain the stragetic advantage, and hundreds of thousands of corrupt men and feminists would be no more.
I’m joining the Army after I get off probation. I hear none of the trash from friends/family enlisted that happened in the Navy.
But as to your point, alot of men are morons now. Young ones anyway. They’re so brainwashed by their lust and TV education that says “wymyn r equal” that they think serving with women is great. They’re fucking dumb. It might help if boomer scum would raise their sons and give them apt lessons instead of buying sports cars and hair treatments and fake teeth to bed young whores. Or they can just keep it up and be remembered as the biggest abomination in history.
Precisely why I left after 12 years and didn’t pursue retirement. I might have had a pension, but it would have destroyed my life in the process. Fortunately, no bastards in my family (other than myself, and that’s only figurative.) I congratulate anyone with the wherewithal to sustain 20 years of active service in any branch.
I should also point out that I got out after the Tailhook witch hunt, a sordid affair that was exploited by political opportunists and feminists.
That whole thing just underscored the fact that women should not be combat pilots. (I’m trying to bring this back to the main topic.)
I sympathize for your choice of branch.
Unless your beer name is a realistic characteristic and when you joined the military you intended to be a career drunk and have a bastard in multiple ports.
Just somethings I noticed with my few years experience.
Damn, that really sums it up. Nice work, HH.
But I’ve gotta chime in. I’m a radical left wing Navy veteran of 12 years, and I’m absolutely against women in the military in any combat role. From what I’ve seen, the presence of women in combatant units is disruptive and lowers morale and, frankly, women don’t work as hard as men do. That opinion is simply based on a great deal of personal observation of many, many sailors.
My wanting to exclude women from combat roles has nothing to do with protecting the little ladies, even though it is a little known fact that every female POW has been sexually molested, and that female soldiers in Iraq stand a very good chance of being raped by men in their own units. The purpose of military is national defense by maintaining constant high combat readiness, and the presence of women tends to work against that purpose.
The military is not a sociological experiment for politicians and feminists, damn it.
I have read the preceding posts with great interest, and detail, and have reached the following conclusions.
1. Dick is right on the money about this topic. Moreover, he is doing what i will not and cannot do, he has “taken the high road”. I would never have been so up-beat about this. Here is my two cents. Women + guns + combat + enemy walking-ad-for-abortion-assholes that wanna cut your throat = BAD.
2. P Coderch is actually a man. Probably living in a basement called mom and dads. Disreregard all.
3. Sonyad is preaching an academic argument, i know this isnt http://www.strategypage.com/ but the Foxbat is a rusting steel piece of shit from 1976 and the SR-71 is long gone, which means, we have better shit and they are not telling us. And thats fine.
4. Jon needs major meds/narcotics/heroin, sooner, better.
5. Gorilla man knows wtf he is talking about but somehow it doesnt fit here.
6. I am too drunk and moreover, i am bored. That’s all.
Dude, seriously, you’re not funny. Shut the fuck up. You’re acting like a bitch.
MONSTER RETARDED, STUPID, IGNORANT, UNEDUCATED POST. I DON’T KNOW IF THIS FAGGOT IS RETARDED OR JUST PLAIN FEMALE. LISTEN, TURD BOY, I WOULD RIP YOUR ARMS FROM THE SOCKETS THEN PUT YOU O FOUR KNEES AND VIOLATE YOUR PROSTATE LIKE THE GOOD LITTLE BOTTOM BOY THAT YOU ARE. YOU WOULD’T LAST A MINUTE IN A FIGHT WITH ME, YOU FEMICUNT LOSER. YOU AND “BILLY” SHOULD TAKE TURNS “FIGHTING” EACH OTHER’S DICKS OUT OF EACH OTHERS ASSHOLES. YOU WEAK ASSED MOTHERFUCKER. CODERCH WOULD POP YOUR CHERRY IN PUBLIC AND PUT IN A DRESS YOU FUDGE PACKER MOTHERFUCKER.
P CODERCH
Bitch i can lift over 300 pounds plus im a price fighter for springfield underground fight club. You wouldnt try to pull any of my limbs but my dick you HAMPSTER UP THE ASS FAGGOT!!! Me and billy could whip out our dicks? and shuve it up your mom till she pisses out her ovary eggs and she has to shit through a colastapy bag you ass licken, feckel matter eaten cock sucken motherfucker! You gonna pop a guys cherry? You a woman with a dildo you rug munchen pyscho dumb bitch think shes can play with the big bad boys that made thug a word? you can suck my nuts outa muh sack and lick my dick like a 5 year old girl with a lolly pop LOL. How bout you get fucked in the ass by Kobe Bryant you cunt? huh huh huh? ya shut the fuck up.
BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA…THIS FUCKING ANAL QUEEN HAS AN ITCHY PROSTATE TODAY!!! DO’T WORRY, FAGGOT, ‘CAUSE I’M GOIG TO MAKE THAT ITCH O YOURSGO AWAY PRETTY SOON BY HUMPING MY DICK AND NUTS UP IT UNTIL MY SCROTUM REACHES YOUR COLLOM. PLEASE…YOU LIFT 300 DICKS, NOW THAT I BELIEVE YOU. YOU ARE A BOTTOM BOY, PLAIN AND SIMPLE. CODERCH MAKES NO PRISIONERS; CODERCH KILLS FAGGOTS LIKE YOU BY THE TONS. AND OOOOOOOOHHHH…HJE CALLED MY MOTHER A WHORE…SNIFF…WELL, SHE IS A WHORE, BUT SHE IS NOWHERE NEER THE CUM-GUZZLING FUGLY PIECE OF SMEGMA THAT YOUR MOMMY IS. YOUR MOTHER HAS SO MUCH SPOOGE DEPOSITED IN HER UTERUS THAT IT SHE COULD BECOME A SPERM BANK AND GET INTO THE BUSINESS O ARTIFICIAL INSEMINATION. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA AH HA!!!!!! JON&BILLY…GAYER THAN STARSKY&HUTCH!!!!!! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA…THE ONLY QUESTION I HAVE WHEN IT COMES TO YOU TWO IS: WHO’S THE MAN? HA HA HA HA HA HA AH AH AH AHA HA HA AH AH AH AH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
P Coderch
Worked for women when they wanted voting rights.
Or maybe thought the Germans would rather go home then fight a bunch of nagging cunts.
It’s still quite demeaning to the Germans though. Like the Russians didn’t respect them enough to muster soldiers and chose instead to mock them so.
- Balance Record Pool - Tini Tun
Maybe Stalin had foreseen the rise of Feminism and sent all those legions of butch and wannabe harlots to their death to get a “preemptive purge”.
If so, I applaud his manliness and prescience.
It’d be too awesome to know for a fact whether the foxbat A could down an SR-71 and what would the feasible angles and ranges for such be, regardless of terminally spending the engines or not(that would actually be a coolness factor). At least a head on incidence intercept ought be feasible.
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Yes, we should try harder to duplicate the military tactics of Stalin.
Not.