Ask Dick: Should Women Be In the Marines?
To me, the Marine Corps was the toughest branch in the military where only America’s top 1% earn the honor of being called Marine. Now women and their “equal oppurtunity bullshit” can earn this prestige. They shouldnt. They don’t do pull-ups like the men do, instead they do an arm hang, and their run time can be slower all because they’re not built like men. Even the women in our administration fuck shit up. I believe i just lost a shit load of man points for complaining but my question is, Should women be allowed in not just the Marine Corps but any branch of military?
Thanks for the question, Manly in the Marines, but my answer may surprise you.
Yes. Women should be in the Marines.
Dealing with women wanting stupid things is like spilling shit all over yourself while you’re driving. If you want to make it way worse, just flail around and grab at things to stop the mess. While you’re distracted by globs of catsup running into the cracks of your leather upholstery, you will either wreck your fucking car or something else will spill.
Unmanly.
Driving and women are exactly the same in this respect, just like they are in all respects. Both are expensive as fuck and after a while of doing it every day, it starts to get tedious. That means it’s time to check out the financing options on those 08 models.
Women wanting to be in the Marines is stupid, but dealing with it is as simple as dealing with women in general. Just give them exactly what they want.
When I was much younger, I saw a cartoon about a child caught smoking. Thankfully, the child was caught by his father. If his mother had caught him, she might have taken it upon herself to enact some discipline and she most certainly would have fucked that up. The boy’s father sat the child down and forced him to smoke an entire pack of cigarettes. Actually, I think it was Donald Duck that did this.
The point is, the best way to discipline a child is figuratively (and sometimes literally) knock the ingratitude out of it. You want to know what smoking is like? Here, smoke this hockey puck sized hunk of tar and shut the fuck up.
Manly.
Do women have a place in the marines? Jesus Fuck, no! Women have no place in anything where incompetence doesn’t equal results. That means women have no place anywhere except attracting a mate. Men are suckers for damsels in distress. We respect honesty in a life partner and realize sub-man-consciously that women who constantly fuck up are merely being as honest with you as you are with them. No one can fault women for their incompetence.
We can’t fault women for sticking their fat feet in the Marines either. It’s our fault for inventing satellites and wrist communicators to make up for women’s cartographically challenged shit-brains and their inability to communicate simply and efficiently. It’s our fault for keeping the world so fucking safe for the last 50 years women got the idea to join The Army. They’re doing it for no other reason than to prove something to themselves and that’s bullshit. Any female Marine who says she’s joining up for the right reasons is full of monkey shit. The right reasons are honor and country and the protection of liberties. FeMarines wouldn’t know the right reasons for war if they walked right up and offered to help her carry something heavy — something like her gun.
It’s our fault as men this happened. That means it’s our responsibility to end it, just like we did with slavery. Fortunately it’s easy. Take a lesson from Donald Duck. We just have to make women smoke a fucking full pack of Marines.
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I concur completely. If your heart is set, god speed. Or, man speed?
And I dream wolfe of a Republic that can defend itself, not of a feminized equalized Army full of women and the weaklings who want to fuck them.
My dream wins.
I will withdraw nothing. Even if she did get wounded, they’d send some Rangers or Deltas to rescue her and they’d overcome some impossible odds. In the media, she would be called a hero for getting captured and holding onto some SpecOp guy’s neck while he shot his way out of an enemy stronghold. Fuck that shit.
@SotS look: the girl/young woman has dreams of being more than a camp follower. I agree, the military is messed up on that. (Look at Navy pregnancy deployment rates as you well know).
But.
Your comment 152 is pushing it, and your comment 153 is wrong.
No one but the idiot brigade calls for Americans — male or female — to hit an IED. Please withdraw 153.
@Celeste, look, I honor the idea that you want to serve our country in the Marine Corps. That’s good. But. For a multitude of reasons men still protect women. Even in your proposed service. Think about how the standards have been dumbed down for women, and the effect this has on men who serve.
A woman is more likely to get out of Iraq duty by falling pregnant than by being a casualty of war. That’s not to dishonor any females who’ve fallen. Quite the reverse. But there’s a disturbing trend going on there, Celeste, that this site is not blind to.
In any event. If you choose to serve and are able to, I honor your service. But please… make it real.
-wolfe
PS:
I hope when you you’re delivering supplies to the men actually fighting that you hit an IED.
They’re out to destroy us because of half-boys like you. I’m a veteran and little useless fuck toys like you don’t do anything except fuck up the only place men can be men and make sure that real warriors don’t serve but a steady supply of whores and cock-holders keep streaming in. I’m sure the Marines will have a fine paper pusher who can run 3 miles in 2 hours.
Hey guys.I’m a 17yr old young lady and I’m joining the MARINES to serve my country.Which everyone knows that means protecting the rights and ensuring freedom for every americans.Whether they be gay,”faggots”,sexist,”P CODERCH”,homophobic,men and woman alike.What is wrong with you people.I understand we all have our differences.Why cant you?Those who are out to destroy us are the real enemy.PLEASE Upbuild and Protect eachother.The military works their ass off in brutal situations for that cause.To protect U.S civilians.
Now now everybody has a right to give their opinions(or act like a complete idiot like Coderich is). We shouldn’t be opressive like women now should we, men.
And P, I for one am not homophobic. I don’t care whether you’re gay or bi or whatever, and I doubt any sensible men here arent like that
Good point.
- patriarch from the Far East
TRIPTA LAMBDA!(grins)
P Coderch
And by the way, even if I were gay, you still wouldn’t be half the man I am.
P Coderch
The fact that you insist on calling me gay, despit the fact that I already emphasized that I’m not, goes to show your real intent. You are calling me gay to offend me, to make me feel bad; in other words, you believe that homosexuality is a negative thing, one that you use to insult men you don’t like. You are acting exactly like the women who come here and call you guys gay for not agreeing with feminism. Hypocrisy overload! You have exposed yourself as the true bigot that you are. And then, you also use the word “faggot”, a pejorative. Nice going! LOL…
P Coderch
Oh don’t base gay men on him. I know alot of nice gay blokes who are 50 times better than the straight ones I know most of the time.
I was never homophobic until I saw in Coderch how faggots act when they’re not on TV or in the closet.
Now now everybody has a right to give their opinions(or act like a complete idiot like Coderich is). We shouldn’t be opressive like women now should we, men.
And P, I for one am not homophobic. I don’t care whether you’re gay or bi or whatever, and I doubt any sensible men here arent like that
Yes, Coderch. Get the hell out.
Wow…you’ve just used the word “faggot”. That shows what you turds REAY think of the gays, and why the few gay men who post here should get the hell out.
P Coderch
LAMBDA! LAMBDA! LAMBDA!
P Coderch
If you went to fight in the Middle East, then I’m sorry, Son Of The Cunts, but you are a stooge for the Jews. You have been sucking mutilated dick ever since.
And I’m not a White Racialist, you feminazi cunt. Just because I don’t think that the entire infra-structure of the West should be put at the service of Jews and political particularism doesen’t make me a “White Racialist”.
And hey, can you hook me up with that cunt you call a sister? I mean, she’s already rotten, right? And I”m not alone and isolated. You turds are no real men; if you were, you’d follow me. I would even organize terrorist bombings against feminist centers - yes, I hate women that much. No question that I’ve got more balls than you prissy little shits. The first moment I came here, I made it clear I came to put my ideas on the table no matter who it hurts, and not to make friends. You are either with me or against me. Coderch doesen’t tolerate dissent, nor does he make prisioners.
Son of the Cunts, your challenge is pathetic. You’re not a veteran of anything except circle-jerking with your fellow nerds to software instruction manuals. You are pathetic, you bareback queen. If I put my hands on you, I’ll make you give me a blow-job…nice and slow. That’s the “role” that guys like you were born to play. I would humiliate you like the little bitch boy piece of turd that you really are. “Veteran”…ha ha ha ha ha ha…veteran at sucking dicks.
P Coderch
Actually the whole thing was bullcrap but that last part was the worst.
Heh, need I say more on this bullcrap? Cause I’d just be repeating myself.
Good points, Thisissad.
There’s nothing a women could ever do to make us this way. Our evil fathers obviously did it. They’re the patraiarchy you know.
Kill yourself.