Ask Dick: Should Women Be In the Marines?
To me, the Marine Corps was the toughest branch in the military where only America’s top 1% earn the honor of being called Marine. Now women and their “equal oppurtunity bullshit” can earn this prestige. They shouldnt. They don’t do pull-ups like the men do, instead they do an arm hang, and their run time can be slower all because they’re not built like men. Even the women in our administration fuck shit up. I believe i just lost a shit load of man points for complaining but my question is, Should women be allowed in not just the Marine Corps but any branch of military?
Thanks for the question, Manly in the Marines, but my answer may surprise you.
Yes. Women should be in the Marines.
Dealing with women wanting stupid things is like spilling shit all over yourself while you’re driving. If you want to make it way worse, just flail around and grab at things to stop the mess. While you’re distracted by globs of catsup running into the cracks of your leather upholstery, you will either wreck your fucking car or something else will spill.
Unmanly.
Driving and women are exactly the same in this respect, just like they are in all respects. Both are expensive as fuck and after a while of doing it every day, it starts to get tedious. That means it’s time to check out the financing options on those 08 models.
Women wanting to be in the Marines is stupid, but dealing with it is as simple as dealing with women in general. Just give them exactly what they want.
When I was much younger, I saw a cartoon about a child caught smoking. Thankfully, the child was caught by his father. If his mother had caught him, she might have taken it upon herself to enact some discipline and she most certainly would have fucked that up. The boy’s father sat the child down and forced him to smoke an entire pack of cigarettes. Actually, I think it was Donald Duck that did this.
The point is, the best way to discipline a child is figuratively (and sometimes literally) knock the ingratitude out of it. You want to know what smoking is like? Here, smoke this hockey puck sized hunk of tar and shut the fuck up.
Manly.
Do women have a place in the marines? Jesus Fuck, no! Women have no place in anything where incompetence doesn’t equal results. That means women have no place anywhere except attracting a mate. Men are suckers for damsels in distress. We respect honesty in a life partner and realize sub-man-consciously that women who constantly fuck up are merely being as honest with you as you are with them. No one can fault women for their incompetence.
We can’t fault women for sticking their fat feet in the Marines either. It’s our fault for inventing satellites and wrist communicators to make up for women’s cartographically challenged shit-brains and their inability to communicate simply and efficiently. It’s our fault for keeping the world so fucking safe for the last 50 years women got the idea to join The Army. They’re doing it for no other reason than to prove something to themselves and that’s bullshit. Any female Marine who says she’s joining up for the right reasons is full of monkey shit. The right reasons are honor and country and the protection of liberties. FeMarines wouldn’t know the right reasons for war if they walked right up and offered to help her carry something heavy — something like her gun.
It’s our fault as men this happened. That means it’s our responsibility to end it, just like we did with slavery. Fortunately it’s easy. Take a lesson from Donald Duck. We just have to make women smoke a fucking full pack of Marines.
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Nice to see you too, Coderch. Just goes to show scarcer is safer the higher you go up the destructive potency scale.
I mean, what if any ol’ nutter could actually immolate the entire mideast and start ww3(which would go on for a maximum of a few months until the radiation will have properly spread and permeated around the globe and annihilated all but you and, well… the cochroaches) at whim instead of ‘only just’ shooting random scores of people dead before eventually being gunned down by police after some awkward prolonged standoff until all the hostages have been properly executed?
The risk some airforce nutter on the rag will start it is high enough already:
http://query.nytimes.com/gst/fullpage.html?res=9906EED81238F930A25751C 1A962948260 DD 1984!
You are sadly and unduely drudging down the face value of this site with your wanton xenophobia and hate mongering. Please try and refrain. Barring that, restrain your typing membres away from the keyboard until you’ve had your sedatives.
- Steppenwolf - Magic Carpet Ride (Fatboy Slim mix)
It seems P Cod has gone off his meds again. I guess things we’d better be prepared for the board to become boring for a while.
Celeste, Coderch would rip the arms from your sockets and then shoot you with your own gun. You and “guys” like Son of the Cunts are the reason why America will be defeated by Al-Quaeda in a few years time. The life of a 17 year-old girl is less valuable than that of a 17 year-old boy, but the girl is even more useless in combat than a boy, so there’s no point of sending them to combat except as cannon-fodder. Now, Coderch would solve the problem quite easily by establishing The Thermonuclear Era, Part II, and turning the entire Middle East into radiation and dust. Fuck Israel! Fuck the Jews! Execute all the Jews! Torture the shit-skins until they spill the beans and then send a rocket up both Bin Laden’s and Sharon’s assholes! Nuke the fucking towel-heads to Pluto!
P Coderch
Yes the Doctors use to knock the dicks off the dumb ones.
Over time things just evolved and now they are born dickless and stupid.
Around the time she was born, which was subsequent to her being diagnosed as female.
“Maybe women are not in the front lines cause the armed forces realize, we’ll send the men in and they’ll probably mess it up and then the women will have to bail them out.”
When were you diagnosed as retarded?
I disagree with all of you. Women should be able to do whatever the hell they please. If we had a woman running this country maybe we wouldn’t have half the problems we do now. Maybe women are not in the front lines cause the armed forces realize, we’ll send the men in and they’ll probably mess it up and then the women will have to bail them out. Lets not talk about the little pansies who refuse to join the military and run the other way, yet you have women willing to do what has to be done to protect you very right to discuss your opinion on this website. I thank all those in the armed forces men or women.
Throw women in the frontline and then we will see how equal they are to men.
@Wolfe yes of course, I was not agreeing that any american should hit an IED, but I do agree that women should not be in the military at least not as combatants. I will try to be more clear in the future. :-)
-Oldone
“No one should be drafted. You don’t build the best military in the world by drafting it, just the biggest. Selective Service registration should be terminated for everyone except physicians and nurses. (to deal with a catastrophic epidemic). And sometimes war is a superior option to an early surrender.”
Only in the Anglosphere. Israel has a draft Army and as small as it is, they’re supposedly great fighters.(Lebanon was a failure of political will).
Israel has drafted women for years and had them in combat units. This cluster fucked the Army royally because whenever some cow got hurt the men would always abandone the mission to save her. They’ve recently changed this, or made a decision to change it in the future.
Diamatik
Ignoring the obvious (and frankly amusing) attempt to condesend on your part, I appreciate the clarification…
Dear Luka, all that thinking must have obviously hurt you. Okay then, cupcake, I will try to explain it to you.
Men are better in the military than women. Women are a constant deadweight, and when in ‘combat’ alongside their male counterparts, they are a canstant danger to their entire platoon (or whatever group you wish to call it). They can’t shoot, run, or hide (stealth is beyond women since they tend to scream when startled).
On the other hand, women are sheep, and feminism has led them to believe the fallacy that women are equal to men, (excuse me for a few seconds as a laugh at that thought). So some men agrue that if these women are so equal (sorry, I’m lauughing again) let them defend the country the same way men do.
Women and their feminist bullshit are responsible for this dichotomy. Does that explain it to you, sweetcheeks?
That is because there isn’t any present.
Some would rather women be drafted and die like dogs. Some would prefer they stay out of the military but then use that as an excuse that women can’t handle the military and therefore aren’t equal to men. Whichever way you look at it, it doesn’t matter whether they are for or against, the majority of the men here just want to be able to say that they are better. Sad.
I am confused by a few things said here over the past year re:women in the army.
On the one hand you guys say that “women shouldn’t be in the military” and then in the next sentence the same gentlemen complain that women don’t put their lives on the line to defend their country and it is always men that do it, not women.
Well, I’m sorry but women seem to be damned if they do, damned if they don’t. If a woman “shouldn’t” be in the army, for whatever reason, why the heck are you complaining that women don’t have to defend the nation? Do you want women to defend the nation, or do you rather they didn’t. I don’t understand the logic and reasoning here.
I see nothing wrong with women being in the military in non-combat/non camp-follower roles. (That is not, of course, our present military, anywhere in the Anglosphere.).
I see something very wrong with hoping an American hits an IED. I respect SotS and his service; he’s wrong on this one. Period. I’m not going to argue with the guy on this; simply accept it as a difference he and I have, because that’s what men do.
-wolfe
No one should be drafted. You don’t build the best military in the world by drafting it, just the biggest. Selective Service registration should be terminated for everyone except physicians and nurses. (to deal with a catastrophic epidemic). And sometimes war is a superior option to an early surrender.
-wolfe
sandra, how on Earth could you figure out my anti-woman bias? Did you use ESP, or is it that I’m on a site called MenAreBetterThanWomen?
You support a draft because you know it will never happen. The old fools who populate the senate are so pathetically chivalrous that they’d draft 12 year old boys before grown women.
As for respect, I respect a female in the military like I respect a female who runs front of a train.
it’s obvious you have a thing against women, but don’t trash-talk anyone who is defending this country. they deserve respect, male or female. it’s great that you served this country and i respect that (my dad was in the army, a master sargient [sp?]). and i’m sure you are very patriotic and care about this country - but seriously, even if she’s a “stupid woman” in your eyes, she is still fighting for this country.
haven’t been on here for a while; i agree that women should be drafted. might as well make it “fair”, eh? not that i really support the idea of “war”, except as a last resort/option.
I must agree with SoS on this. While I do not agree with the way that he may have written it, I do agree that women should not be in the military. Though I do give honor to those serving in the armed forces. Still, women only complicate things in the military this seems to be the general opinion. At least among those vets that i know.
-Oldone