Sit? How High?
I like to consider myself a philanthropist. Not a philanthropist of money, mind you, but a philanthropist of giving men their pride and voices back. I’m a philanthropist of balls.
All men know that’s not true though. You can’t give men their balls back because men and their balls are like Dumbo and his magic feather. Dumbo could fly the whole time because of his giant ears not any kind of lucky feather.
If your Swedish girlfriend ever tells you you need to start sitting while you piss, tell her to go fuck herself. How’s that for balls.
Europe is the birthplace of a lot of stupid crap. Europe invented women voting.
In Europe, women behave differently than they do in America or the UK — and especially Japan. Firstly, women aren’t up their own ass with equal rights and trying to break through a glass ceiling which is made of lead because women’s brains are made of lead. That makes European women more dangerous. Instead of staying at home all day bitching about how hard it is to stay at home all day, they stay at home all day and conspire against men.
Scary, right? No, it sure isn’t. As a man, I’m not afraid of the Bogeyman and I’m not afraid of women.
Women in Europe have a new hilarious agenda. Like usual, it has everything to do with women’s obsession with men and their penises and what they do with their penises. There’s a hysterical craze sweeping Sweden that will probably be all over the world before you know it, that says men shouldn’t pee standing up anymore. Swedish women say men shouldn’t pee standing up any more. It’s too sexist and a blatant show of machismo.
No it isn’t. I agree, though. Men shouldn’t pee standing up. Men should pee while spinning in circles in the middle of the fucking street. That’s a “too sexist” and blatant display of machismo and that’s the only way men should do it. It’s also better for the environment.
A feminist group has gone so far as to campaign against urinals at Stockholm University.
Again. I agree with this.
See, for years, I Dick Masterson have been waging a one-man war of my own against women and their precious fucking bathrooms. A lot of places and restaurants, especially in big cities, have one-person, gender specific bathrooms. That is to say, they have two bathrooms; both with locks on the door, both with room for one and one only, and both with a gender specific set of plumbing. Well, every time I eat at or otherwise grace one of these places with my man-patronage, I use the women’s bathroom.
It’s that simple.
Why should some man be inconvenienced because his bathroom is being occupied?
I encourage all men to do the same. If the door has a lock, it’s unisex. Fuck urinals. Take them away, bitches. I’m already pissing all over your seats.
You can’t give men their balls back because they can never loose them in the first place.
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Manhash never lies.
http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/hashsearch/44452/
You could do what most women do and complain.
i have more to do than type hundreds of posts under different names and chuckle about it to myself thinking of how clever i must be for doing so. i guess it might be b/c dial-up.
Manhash never lies.
http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/hashsearch/44452/
You could do what most women do and complain.
btw- how come all these other people are under my “ip man hash”? i didn’t write any of those other posts except those under the name ’sandra’..
thanks-
wow @ above posts…
anywho, making a big deal about bathrooms or how someone should take a piss = a big NO.
Well said Jon.
Uh, piece of living shit not wanted by his whore Mom, women don’t do that, RETARD.
You think any woman is going to flush herself down a toilet to meet either you or your friends, Jeff? Go back to being a zero, dickoid.
Did you honestly just say, “You think any woman is going to flush herself down a toilet to meet…”?
Wow that has got to be one of the most blatantly retarded things I have ever heard in my life. Jeff had a good point that women flush feminine products down the toilet and thus clog the plumbing which ultimately needs fixing by a man. However, you misread his statement and jumped to the conclusion that he was saying that women flush themselves down the toilet.
You are stupid beyond belief and you should not be posting here for this reason along with a multitude of others. Namely you are a woman and thus this site is off limits for you. Read the sign printed in fucking 36 point font on the front page and referred to countless times by men in distress with all of the women posting here. Stay the fuck out.
PS~ Retarded cunt, the reason women take so long is because the simple act of peeing for women consists of waiting for an empty stall, entering the stall and locking the door, removing their far too tight slut pants, peeing and then wiping, and then trying to squeeze their ass fat into pants three sizes too small. On top of all this they spend excess time taking care of feminine problems improperly and covering their hideous faces in makeup.
Men on the other hand simply whip it out into one of a plethora of available urinals, pee, zip it up, and voila! Done.
You’re out of your mind asshole
Well, if you knew ANYTHING about women, Bobtard, women take time to WASH their hands after they go, so they don’t spread germs that make other people sick or deathly ill.
You take pride in peeing standing up?? LOL Get professional help, you sick, warped fuck of a so-called human being. Be a MAN for crying out loud, weirdo.
Uh, piece of living shit not wanted by his whore Mom, women don’t do that, RETARD.
You think any woman is going to flush herself down a toilet to meet either you or your friends, Jeff? Go back to being a zero, dickoid.
Women’s logic.
You jealous pricks need help. Gawd, why didn’t your mothers abort you, like your father’s BEGGED them to do over and over? LOL
Women’s logic.
You jealous pricks need help. Gawd, why didn’t your mothers abort your, like your father’s BEGGED them to do over and over? LOL
If they are going to stop us from standing while we piss, I say we stop them from ruining the plumbing by flushing all their feminine products down the fucking toilet. And when the toilet gets backed up from them doing that, who has to fix it? A man.
Some of us don’t even do it in the first place.
- don omar feat tego calderon - bandaleros
They’re jealous of the fact male toilets rarely have a queue, and when they do men take approx 40 seconds to piss, meaning the queue moves pretty fast.
At the Royal Albert Hall this summer the women’s toilet queue stretched halfway across the hall (and that’s a pretty huge hall). The men’s queue was 3 people long, because of the 15 or so urinals that were being used efficiently - the whole purpose of the urinal really.
Not to mention we don’t redo our make-up.
And it’s convenient too. So that’s three good reasons already. :)
You get all sorts of weird people in the world.
Neah. That’s just got to be made up shit.
- far east movement - round round
Women’s logic.