Spitzer to American Women: Lighten the Fuck Up
There’s a lot of truth to the old saying that American women are the most awful, entitled, and certainly the dumbest whores on the planet.
Actually, it’s 100% true.
Eliot Spitzer, the governor of New York, was recently busted for his participation in a “high class prostitution ring”. “Strange behavior for a Democrat,” I thought. After all, a high class prostitution ring is just a sexier version of Reaganomics. Eventually, that money “trickles down” to the cheapest whore.
But enough about politics. What Eliot Spitzer proved was that American women are the dumb cunts obsessed with sex and self-loathing that everyone thinks they are. American women not only live in fairy tales in their own minds, but they vote with that same candy cane and gingerbread nonsense — or whatever it is that comprises fairy tales.
Politicians have had extra-marital affairs since the beginning of time. Expecting that not to happen is like asking an athlete not to dope up. You can’t ask them to not dope up, you can just ask them not to get caught. Grow the fuck up. Those are million dollar contracts out there.
“I have acted in a way that violates my obligations to my family and violates my, or any, sense of right and wrong.” - Eliot Spitzer
The only sense of anything that was violated here was my man sensibilities for having to listen to a man apologize.
A politician should have one goal in mind: represent the people. And also to kick ass. According to a poll conducted by TIME Magazine, 61 percent of Americans think adultery should not be a crime, 50% of Americans believe Bill Clinton’s morals reflect that of the average man, and 100% of women can shut the fuck up.
It’s not wrong to be an adulterer if it’s not a crime. And if 39% of people think it should be a crime, then it isn’t. Welcome to America. You can hold a caucus in the Feminist Studies Union and call adultery “wrong” if you want, but you might as well hold your own cock in the Student Gym. You’d get more done and you’d definitely get more attention for doing it.
Prostitution should be legal — or at least as legal as getting pregnant without a man’s consent. Politicians should be able to fuck whoever they want — just like any man who makes six figures. And let’s have some real news on the news.
The bottom line is that American women are the reason this non-news is broadcast in the first place. Instead of hearing about global politics and Iraq (which women also caused with their big fat asses), America is tuned to the station of Another Woman Couldn’t Please Her Husband — Boo Hoo.
Let me tell you something about men. Each zero you add to the end of our net worth adds another woman to the number it takes to please us. Politicians are worth loads of money. Don’t cook up a sex-roast if you don’t have enough hands in the kitchen.
In the future, American women will have their mouths duct taped shut like they are in the rest of the world. I mean that metaphorically, but I really don’t care if it is or not. Men like Kevin Federline and Eliot Spitzer are going to lead us into this brave new world. Eliot Spitzer made one small step for a man, and one giant leap for mankind. Congratulations, buddy.
You American women need to settle the fuck down and grow up. You’re all a bunch of frigid cunts and getting a little action on the side is not a big deal. She’s not going to take away your precious free car.
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March 11th, 2008 at 1:41 pm - IP Man-Hash: e1caec5062137
Wow dick I didn’t expect you to chime in on this media circus. Can you believe the shit on tv now? It’s a serious sign of how far feminsits have invaded the media. There was a bitch on abc nightly news, clearly a radical fermnazi, just going crazy and calling all men cheaters. And the mangina interviewing her used kid gloves and threw softball pussy questions at her, barely defending against her obvious bullshit. It sickened me terribly… Yes women, when you bitch shield and say “no sex for you” we go get it somewhere else. Deal with it. +1000 manpoints for Spitzer.
March 11th, 2008 at 1:54 pm - IP Man-Hash: c4d026b819ad4
I’ll get it somewhere else either way.
-Dick
March 11th, 2008 at 1:59 pm - IP Man-Hash: 970aa0e2b9589
I’d have to agree with superman’s comments above. I know guys like a diversity of pussy - always have and always will - but if it was so great at home it’s very unlikely spitzer would have had to go out and get it elsewhere, despite that, at 4.5K an hour, the whore he hired was probably some fine pussy!
but no matter how great she looks, there will come a time when the bloom is off that rose, too. the only thing that may save a woman in this case is a spectacular personality and/or loads of cash. good luck!
March 11th, 2008 at 2:04 pm - IP Man-Hash: a5f3a30b88dc6
It doesn’t bother me that Mr. Spitzer was gettin’ some knooky on the side, most probably b/c his wife wasn’t having sex with him enough, or maybe the sex was too pedestrian. However, I am bothered that he is an ethical hypocrite since when he was AG of NY he went after prostitution rings. Being a hypocrite is not at all manly–he failed to maintain his ethical standards–and he does need to resign for this reason, and not for the knooky.
March 11th, 2008 at 2:23 pm - IP Man-Hash: 9c5fed5a08109
That was the stupidest, most selfish, piggish thing I have ever read. The problem with you men (as in the men on this site) is that for whatever reason you can’t seem to understand the concept of “love” which is why no woman will ever love you not even your mothers. Its not about the sex its about having a relationship with someone, sex is just the thing you do when you wanna express that emotion… it is for us anyways. And being in a stable, happy, 5 year relationship, I like to think I know what I am talking about. When was the last time you had any meaningful relationships? Fucking losers.
March 11th, 2008 at 2:28 pm - IP Man-Hash: a5f3a30b88dc6
Kelly: when you stop having sex with your boyfriend, or much less frequently, I doubt if he will stay with you b/c of “love”. Your young, so I think your still naive about what men need to some degree.
March 11th, 2008 at 2:32 pm - IP Man-Hash: c4d026b819ad4
We know.
-Dick
March 11th, 2008 at 2:32 pm - IP Man-Hash: 9c5fed5a08109
I’m naive? We’ve been together over 5 years, do you honestly think the amount of sex we have is based on age? Sex isn’t something that occurs nearly as frequently as when we first started dating, and guess what, he still loves me and wants only me. Plus he can have sex whenever he wants it… I doubt that will ever change.