Spitzer to American Women: Lighten the Fuck Up
There’s a lot of truth to the old saying that American women are the most awful, entitled, and certainly the dumbest whores on the planet.
Actually, it’s 100% true.
Eliot Spitzer, the governor of New York, was recently busted for his participation in a “high class prostitution ring”. “Strange behavior for a Democrat,” I thought. After all, a high class prostitution ring is just a sexier version of Reaganomics. Eventually, that money “trickles down” to the cheapest whore.
But enough about politics. What Eliot Spitzer proved was that American women are the dumb cunts obsessed with sex and self-loathing that everyone thinks they are. American women not only live in fairy tales in their own minds, but they vote with that same candy cane and gingerbread nonsense — or whatever it is that comprises fairy tales.
Politicians have had extra-marital affairs since the beginning of time. Expecting that not to happen is like asking an athlete not to dope up. You can’t ask them to not dope up, you can just ask them not to get caught. Grow the fuck up. Those are million dollar contracts out there.
“I have acted in a way that violates my obligations to my family and violates my, or any, sense of right and wrong.” - Eliot Spitzer
The only sense of anything that was violated here was my man sensibilities for having to listen to a man apologize.
A politician should have one goal in mind: represent the people. And also to kick ass. According to a poll conducted by TIME Magazine, 61 percent of Americans think adultery should not be a crime, 50% of Americans believe Bill Clinton’s morals reflect that of the average man, and 100% of women can shut the fuck up.
It’s not wrong to be an adulterer if it’s not a crime. And if 39% of people think it should be a crime, then it isn’t. Welcome to America. You can hold a caucus in the Feminist Studies Union and call adultery “wrong” if you want, but you might as well hold your own cock in the Student Gym. You’d get more done and you’d definitely get more attention for doing it.
Prostitution should be legal — or at least as legal as getting pregnant without a man’s consent. Politicians should be able to fuck whoever they want — just like any man who makes six figures. And let’s have some real news on the news.
The bottom line is that American women are the reason this non-news is broadcast in the first place. Instead of hearing about global politics and Iraq (which women also caused with their big fat asses), America is tuned to the station of Another Woman Couldn’t Please Her Husband — Boo Hoo.
Let me tell you something about men. Each zero you add to the end of our net worth adds another woman to the number it takes to please us. Politicians are worth loads of money. Don’t cook up a sex-roast if you don’t have enough hands in the kitchen.
In the future, American women will have their mouths duct taped shut like they are in the rest of the world. I mean that metaphorically, but I really don’t care if it is or not. Men like Kevin Federline and Eliot Spitzer are going to lead us into this brave new world. Eliot Spitzer made one small step for a man, and one giant leap for mankind. Congratulations, buddy.
You American women need to settle the fuck down and grow up. You’re all a bunch of frigid cunts and getting a little action on the side is not a big deal. She’s not going to take away your precious free car.
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March 13th, 2008 at 10:46 am - IP Man-Hash: d25c561cb5980
You know, how fucking funny is it to see Ashley Alexandra Dupre’s dignity being rolled through the meat grinder of the media! ? this slut tried to hide from her friends and family what a complete and utter slut she is, and now the WHOLE WORLD knows, and can see pictures of the body she sold, the virtue she was born with, sacrificed along with a great man’s career! this is so funny.
Fucking bitch! I hope you fucking either do nude photoshoots, continue being a whore and i’ll come and fuck you too, or if none of these, i hope you suicide.
Fucking bitch. Ha! slut! fucking eat spitzer jizz bitch
March 13th, 2008 at 10:48 am - IP Man-Hash: d25c561cb5980
that photo of you bitch is now my wallpaper.
Fucking hell! you suck
March 13th, 2008 at 10:48 am - IP Man-Hash: 4aad97af48ec6
OK, so the dictionary says love is a feeling. Not all of us go to the dictionary for every definition. I got mine from the Bible……
4Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. 5It is not rude, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. 6Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. 7It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres
1Corinthians: 13 4-7
To me, it sounds like there is a lot more to love than just having that “feeling” there is work involved.
Like I’ve said before, I am not the one to push my beliefs on anyone, that is just where I’m coming from.
March 13th, 2008 at 10:54 am - IP Man-Hash: 4aad97af48ec6
To me, it sounds like there is a lot more to love than just having that “feeling” there is work involved and *choices to make*…..
March 13th, 2008 at 11:12 am - IP Man-Hash: 145ba4c8c7c62
I guess what you’re saying is that you communicate well with other bible thumpers. Good for you.
March 13th, 2008 at 11:15 am - IP Man-Hash: d653cff06dec4
KellyB is a sociopathic arrogant member of cunt society in it’s dying throws. Of course she wishes the best. She actually thinks her order of estrogen lies have won. Being a gracious winner is effortless.
Little does the vaccuous cunt know that an enemy wishing me the best does nothing but bring up a photographic memory drenched in dread and motivates.
Before long, the first one will be dealth with. The rest of her kind is only a matter of time and opportunity.
March 13th, 2008 at 11:27 am - IP Man-Hash: 4aad97af48ec6
@TruthSayer-
Yes, I believe in the bible or most of it anyways , but I’m hardly a bible thumper nor am I a perfect Christian, by any means.=)
March 13th, 2008 at 12:27 pm - IP Man-Hash: 970aa0e2b9589
bet your bf can’t say the same. i guarantee it, honey.
March 13th, 2008 at 1:12 pm - IP Man-Hash: d653cff06dec4
Bible thumper females are all former trailer trash tramps who “find Christ” after they’ve thrown their snatch around to the point where they can’t even give it out for free and find some used up farmer and/or meth lab engineer to “settle” for.
Your faith is a fucking joke.
March 13th, 2008 at 1:26 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4aad97af48ec6
OK, son of the suns, your right. You can be mean all day long, but I still think there is something better in you somewhere….
March 13th, 2008 at 1:30 pm - IP Man-Hash: d653cff06dec4
Far be it for reality to clash with your heart.
I have to make a drive to get some flax oil anyway.
Muse - Map of the Problematique
March 13th, 2008 at 1:52 pm - IP Man-Hash: 43c2d55198f31
WTF? I say I’m going and I wish you the best of luck with your fucked up lives and you STILL don’t know how to shut the fuck up? Typical. I really am going after this, BUT, I want to just point out the fact that I can PROVE my sexual history through medical documentation (I see no point in lying to a Doctor when it comes to my health) I can PROVE I have a boyfriend of over 5 years with photos, witnesses (friends and family), I can PROVE my GPA with a transcript and next year with a diploma, and the year after ANOTHER diploma and when the time comes I’ll talk masters and Ph.D with you. I also know the sexual history of my boyfriend and I know he would never ever cheat on me. I never said my life was perfect, eh. I come from a rough up-brining and a rough neighbourhood. I have had to work since I was 14 (by law) and earn my own way through university. I have been financially independent since I was 16 years old. So yeah, you know what? I do have a huge appreciation for the things I have in life, the people I have, and I am extremely happy. So whether you believe me or not that about my life is up to you but you need to grow the fuck up and shut the fuck up and do something useful with your life instead of degrading women, you stupid peices of trash. If you can’t get over something then seek some help and then fuck off somewhere where no one needs to look at your pitiful face. Just because you lead miserable pitiful lives doesn’t mean everyone else has to so grow up, seriously. It’s neither men or women who are a burden to society, it’s YOU!!! The ones with no intelligence, compassion, or life. I tried to look for good qualities in all of youl… I found some in a very select 1 or 2, but the rest have proven there is nothing to be found. Owell, not really any loss to me. And PS: Thanks for saying I have a perfect life, I’m taking that as a compliment and running with it. Good BYE!
March 13th, 2008 at 1:53 pm - IP Man-Hash: 43c2d55198f31
I don’t think you are as tough as you sound, and perhaps you should seek some professional help… you are a bit scary.
March 13th, 2008 at 1:54 pm - IP Man-Hash: 43c2d55198f31
Fucking quote thing doesnt work! That was directed that “Son of the Suns”
March 13th, 2008 at 2:19 pm - IP Man-Hash: e24370fe2bb3c
What makes him bad? I say leave him alone and stop trying to make his life “better” by quoting from the Bible, from which his statement, he doesn’t believe in. He obviously doesn’t feel like having to present a facade that he’s fine and cheery, it’s his life and let him live it. Some may say he’s jaded, others may say he’s realistic. SOTS, sorry if this statement irrates you, I’m sure another post about you is quite annoying, but this will be my first and last regarding this.
March 13th, 2008 at 3:20 pm - IP Man-Hash: 145ba4c8c7c62
Does that Kelly B bitch not have a return key? Speaking of returns… my dollar says she’ll be back. Any takers?
March 13th, 2008 at 4:34 pm - IP Man-Hash: e6a29fdb4dec2
I think she’s now told us her bf loves her, oh, only about a thousand times so far, so yeah, she’ll be back to tell us another 10,000 times before she thinks we believe her. I feel like I’m being bashed with a Kelly bible.
March 13th, 2008 at 5:17 pm - IP Man-Hash: d653cff06dec4
KellyB, I hope you die in a car wreck in transit to whereever the fuck you’re going that no one cares about.
March 13th, 2008 at 5:30 pm - IP Man-Hash: d653cff06dec4
I’m sorry was that too scary for a suburban brat in a city of delusion called a modern university?
March 13th, 2008 at 5:52 pm - IP Man-Hash: 9c5fed5a08109
I went to a production put on at my school tonight, “The Vagina Monologues,” and it really opened my eyes to a lot of issues that MANY women all over the world face because of men… and I think I’m like an offical feminist now, haha. And it opened my eyes to just how much garbage you guys talk about on here. I think it’s sad that vibrators are illegal in some states, and not guns! Or that millions of women’s vaginas are mutilated…. or that out of 1000 homeless women interviewed within 13 years of research only ONE was never sexually assaulted when they were younger… it’s disgusting. I will never ever ever ever ever listen to anything you have to say ever again. I needed to throw that in… I am really going now because you are nothing but insulting, degrading, men and I have no room for such non-sense in my life anymore.