Spitzer to American Women: Lighten the Fuck Up
There’s a lot of truth to the old saying that American women are the most awful, entitled, and certainly the dumbest whores on the planet.
Actually, it’s 100% true.
Eliot Spitzer, the governor of New York, was recently busted for his participation in a “high class prostitution ring”. “Strange behavior for a Democrat,” I thought. After all, a high class prostitution ring is just a sexier version of Reaganomics. Eventually, that money “trickles down” to the cheapest whore.
But enough about politics. What Eliot Spitzer proved was that American women are the dumb cunts obsessed with sex and self-loathing that everyone thinks they are. American women not only live in fairy tales in their own minds, but they vote with that same candy cane and gingerbread nonsense — or whatever it is that comprises fairy tales.
Politicians have had extra-marital affairs since the beginning of time. Expecting that not to happen is like asking an athlete not to dope up. You can’t ask them to not dope up, you can just ask them not to get caught. Grow the fuck up. Those are million dollar contracts out there.
“I have acted in a way that violates my obligations to my family and violates my, or any, sense of right and wrong.” - Eliot Spitzer
The only sense of anything that was violated here was my man sensibilities for having to listen to a man apologize.
A politician should have one goal in mind: represent the people. And also to kick ass. According to a poll conducted by TIME Magazine, 61 percent of Americans think adultery should not be a crime, 50% of Americans believe Bill Clinton’s morals reflect that of the average man, and 100% of women can shut the fuck up.
It’s not wrong to be an adulterer if it’s not a crime. And if 39% of people think it should be a crime, then it isn’t. Welcome to America. You can hold a caucus in the Feminist Studies Union and call adultery “wrong” if you want, but you might as well hold your own cock in the Student Gym. You’d get more done and you’d definitely get more attention for doing it.
Prostitution should be legal — or at least as legal as getting pregnant without a man’s consent. Politicians should be able to fuck whoever they want — just like any man who makes six figures. And let’s have some real news on the news.
The bottom line is that American women are the reason this non-news is broadcast in the first place. Instead of hearing about global politics and Iraq (which women also caused with their big fat asses), America is tuned to the station of Another Woman Couldn’t Please Her Husband — Boo Hoo.
Let me tell you something about men. Each zero you add to the end of our net worth adds another woman to the number it takes to please us. Politicians are worth loads of money. Don’t cook up a sex-roast if you don’t have enough hands in the kitchen.
In the future, American women will have their mouths duct taped shut like they are in the rest of the world. I mean that metaphorically, but I really don’t care if it is or not. Men like Kevin Federline and Eliot Spitzer are going to lead us into this brave new world. Eliot Spitzer made one small step for a man, and one giant leap for mankind. Congratulations, buddy.
You American women need to settle the fuck down and grow up. You’re all a bunch of frigid cunts and getting a little action on the side is not a big deal. She’s not going to take away your precious free car.
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1. Women created and reinforce the stigma that will be attached to those children.
2. Boo fucking Hoo.
-Dick
Question. What about his responsibility to his children, who now have their father splashed across national news, and as they get older will have their peers know all about his indiscretions?
Keeping in mind that that statement was intended to be sarcastic, it has to be the new dumbest quote on this site.
-Dick
I guess you don’t understand men as well as you think you do.
Yep because all my males friends wanna fuck me knowing I am in a 5 year relationship and my boyfriend is friends with most of them as well, makes sense.
Well said.
Stupid whores go wash those cunts and then blow on something… That’s all you will ever achieve.
Women suck as humans
Do you tell your dog the truth about everything? No. Why? Because it wouldn’t fucking understand you if you tried.
Women have no integrity and deserve none in return. Being honest about everything with women today is the most foolish thing a free man can do. Women can’t handle the truth; it’s too overwhelming for their little minds.
“Female anger is the weathervane of truth” - Dick Masterson
Who wants more angry women in the world? No one.
There is no such thing. No men actually enjoy your friendship. Men may tolerate your presence and feign a friendship but they ALL want to fuck you and are only sticking around to see if you’ll give up some ass.
And “Love” is a deep affection. Period. Get over it already. It’s not a vague or abstract concept. You just showed us the definition. To say that the men here are incapable of love is just ignorant. We can know that women are incompetent morons and still love them.
Love ≠Respect.
How can you base half your arguments for men being better than women off of women being “whores”, “lying, cheating whores”, etc., and then advocate men lying and cheating? You can’t make a case for men having more integrity, and then champion those who don’t.
so she prostitutes***
doesnt have to live this way***
The hooker hasnt hurt anyone… the hooker hasnt lied to an entire state and betrayed their family. The hooker just needs some help and needs to get off the drugs, she was probably hurt growing up and now doesnt know how to cope except use drugs, doesnt know how to make enough money to buy those drugs, so we prostitutes. She no longer probably has the rationale to even realize she doesnt have to love this way. The mayor (being a mayor in all) should know better, but he doesnt. I knew someone who was a prostitute and despite losing her 7 children to fostercare, knowing her husband sexually abused these children, and being diagnosed with aids at age 30… still could not break the cycle, and as a result at age 38, is now dead.
Is not the drug pusher dealing for profit worse than the occasional drug user doing it for pleasure? One choice is a lifestyle. Ask a woman which is worse before discussing the Spitzer case. It’s obvious that women blame the man for using the hooker but not the hooker doing it for profit. This is a double standard.
I’ve had to tolerate women going batshit psycho about Spitzer’s hooker use without condemning the hooker until i brought up this point. I guess all woman subconsciously can relate too closely to the hooker to attack her.
Oh and @ Panda-
How to you win if I dont stay with my boyfriend until death? Things happen and people part, but so far so good and besides, where is your girlfriend?
I love how contradicting you men are. You call women “sluts” yet that all you WANT us to be… so you may as well stop your bitching now.
Meh, I’m clean and my partner is clean, that’s all that matters to me.
Hmm, weird how there are males who enjoy being just friends with me then.
Actually, I think this one is more appropriate, because little girls would like to think it exists, but older people seem not to.
tooth fairy
n.
A fairy supposed to leave money under a child’s pillow in place of a baby tooth that has just fallen out.
If “K.B.” doesn’t stay with her boy”friend” until death, then we win, and she loses. Those are the rules.