Spitzer to American Women: Lighten the Fuck Up
There’s a lot of truth to the old saying that American women are the most awful, entitled, and certainly the dumbest whores on the planet.
Actually, it’s 100% true.
Eliot Spitzer, the governor of New York, was recently busted for his participation in a “high class prostitution ring”. “Strange behavior for a Democrat,” I thought. After all, a high class prostitution ring is just a sexier version of Reaganomics. Eventually, that money “trickles down” to the cheapest whore.
But enough about politics. What Eliot Spitzer proved was that American women are the dumb cunts obsessed with sex and self-loathing that everyone thinks they are. American women not only live in fairy tales in their own minds, but they vote with that same candy cane and gingerbread nonsense — or whatever it is that comprises fairy tales.
Politicians have had extra-marital affairs since the beginning of time. Expecting that not to happen is like asking an athlete not to dope up. You can’t ask them to not dope up, you can just ask them not to get caught. Grow the fuck up. Those are million dollar contracts out there.
“I have acted in a way that violates my obligations to my family and violates my, or any, sense of right and wrong.” - Eliot Spitzer
The only sense of anything that was violated here was my man sensibilities for having to listen to a man apologize.
A politician should have one goal in mind: represent the people. And also to kick ass. According to a poll conducted by TIME Magazine, 61 percent of Americans think adultery should not be a crime, 50% of Americans believe Bill Clinton’s morals reflect that of the average man, and 100% of women can shut the fuck up.
It’s not wrong to be an adulterer if it’s not a crime. And if 39% of people think it should be a crime, then it isn’t. Welcome to America. You can hold a caucus in the Feminist Studies Union and call adultery “wrong” if you want, but you might as well hold your own cock in the Student Gym. You’d get more done and you’d definitely get more attention for doing it.
Prostitution should be legal — or at least as legal as getting pregnant without a man’s consent. Politicians should be able to fuck whoever they want — just like any man who makes six figures. And let’s have some real news on the news.
The bottom line is that American women are the reason this non-news is broadcast in the first place. Instead of hearing about global politics and Iraq (which women also caused with their big fat asses), America is tuned to the station of Another Woman Couldn’t Please Her Husband — Boo Hoo.
Let me tell you something about men. Each zero you add to the end of our net worth adds another woman to the number it takes to please us. Politicians are worth loads of money. Don’t cook up a sex-roast if you don’t have enough hands in the kitchen.
In the future, American women will have their mouths duct taped shut like they are in the rest of the world. I mean that metaphorically, but I really don’t care if it is or not. Men like Kevin Federline and Eliot Spitzer are going to lead us into this brave new world. Eliot Spitzer made one small step for a man, and one giant leap for mankind. Congratulations, buddy.
You American women need to settle the fuck down and grow up. You’re all a bunch of frigid cunts and getting a little action on the side is not a big deal. She’s not going to take away your precious free car.
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I think the most ironic part about that case is the fact he is a former Lawyer! Oh man, that’s just the icing on the cake.
Which in this case it did because he used the taxpayers money for the prostitute. Geez, I need to think about my post rather than making four hundred.
I would like to correct that, “I don’t care what they do in their spare time, or who they do in their spare time *as long as it doesn’t affect their politics*.”
@ no manhole: wait haha, I do like to read newspapers, journal articles, and psychology text books… that is about it though, I think.
First of all I can’t just “get him” to come to this website and post especially since he thinks this whole thing is stupid and I’m pretty sure he doesn’t even like the fact I come on here and argue all day with you people. He’s not very confrontational and usually gets along with everyone, I just can’t see him comming on this site, especially to try and “prove” to you that he loves me…
Oh and I love how you put “he” in quotations, HA! Are you implying that he is a fictional image of my imagination? I’m not that pathetic, but clearly you are if you can’t even believe the fact 2 people can be in love, moron.
I don’t care what they do in their spare time, or who they do in their spare time.
Yeah… it’s true, I don’t like to unless it’s something I find fascinating… I do read though, I kind of have to… the whole university thing… I just retain information from things like documentaries, actual hands-on research, and lectures a lot better than reading text.
@Kelly
Why don’t you get your “boyfriend” to post here on the subject of how much “he” loves you.
But first, please remember to take “his” batteries out of the charger….
Thanks. No one likes me on this site. Join the club.
You did say earlier you did not like to read very much. Advice: Never, ever say that!!!!!!!
I’m far from an airhead and I never said I don’t read much, I said I don’t like to read. It’s boring staring at a text. And you must admit, I did have a pretty decent point with Mr. Spitzer. You all think men can’t fuck anything up in life, but you are so wrong. I was actually starting to like you, owell.
I vote that we appoint Lynn as site Librarian, Doubt as site young sociopath, and Kelly as the site giggly “I-don’t-read-very-much, hehe” airhead.
The point is: you give a piggish man who only cares about degrading women a little bit of power and he fucks everything up. Vola!
It’s not hard for a man to understand. The point is?
You’re a dense bitch.
You’re proof of how bad Canadian women have become.
Yeah… well… okay, Im not sure why Dick, I think just because I want to perhaps debate in person, and just sit down and try to understand where he is comming from.
George Bush because I have had a weird hatred for that man since I was 14. I think I cried when he won the last election and wrote him hate mail… I was only 16 at the time (I think… I forget) and Im not even American, Im Canadian.
My grandmother because she is my hero, she has saved my life more than once… once from being hit by a car as a baby, and once from talking my parents out of an abortion… plus shes done many things after those… but she died when I was 9 before I could really have a full understanding of anything really…
And Karl Marx because he is amazing. Everything he has said and done is amazing. He is the reason I want to Honour in sociology next year. I love critical theory and I have a new fascination with institutional ethnography research… I love learning about power relations and workplace type things… I donno… just would be cool to sit down and talk with him.
I guess its kind of a weird list, it’s not like a went with a certain theme and then pulled named out of the air… these are people that at one point in time or another i said to my self Id like to sit down and talk with them…
@Dick - loved the Reaganomics line.
Since many people mention hypocrisy, hypocrisy can be a very manly thing. There is nothing wrong with hypocrisy, as long as one isn’t hypocritical about it.
To recognize that standards matter and are appropriate to attempt to adhere to is a fine and manly thing. To recognize, equally, that even some of the greatest of men fall short of so doing at times is equally a manly thing.
Only a whinging woman would see a contradiction.
That said, the fact that Spitzer put himself up for blackmail at the hands of an international syndicate of hookers, and knowingly violated money transfer laws and attempted to obstruct justice (by stupidly asking his bank to take his name off a series of structured wire transfers), well, that’s just dumb.
Fornication? Hypocritical, but hardly the first politician.
Adultery? Ditto.
Prostitution? (Given that he pursued and busted prostitution rings)? Tritto.
No, it was the exposure to blackmail, obstruction of justice, and structuring that troubles me.
Spitzer appears to have repeatedly violated the law, and twisted it to some very dark ends in the past. I’ll assign him neither manpoints nor weep for him, but I won’t worry much about the hypocrisy.
-wolfe
This is the most interesting juxtaposition of names Ive ever seen in my entire life.
Actually its because of men like you that women seem to think that perhaps MAYBE sex is extremely important to their partners… pathetic at the time, yes, definately… BUT it showed me that he cared more about whether or not I wanted to do it or not more than knowing he could have had it regardless.
You are too funny… this sounds so weird but I always thought that if I could sit down and have lunch with anyone dead or alive my list consisted of:
You
George Bush
My Grandmother
Karl Marx
(not all at one however, haha!)
That’s incredibly sad that you were so obvious and incompetent at “trying to have sex” to make your boyfriend happy, that he stopped you from making a fool of yourself.
Whether it was incompetence, or crazed passive aggression on your part, I don’t know but I do know it’s very sad.
Hmmm. Men who never — ever — check out other women? Ever? Has he told you about Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny as well?
-wolfe
Most likely not, I like my men Canadian, haha. And because I have a boyfriend.