Spitzer to American Women: Lighten the Fuck Up
There’s a lot of truth to the old saying that American women are the most awful, entitled, and certainly the dumbest whores on the planet.
Actually, it’s 100% true.
Eliot Spitzer, the governor of New York, was recently busted for his participation in a “high class prostitution ring”. “Strange behavior for a Democrat,” I thought. After all, a high class prostitution ring is just a sexier version of Reaganomics. Eventually, that money “trickles down” to the cheapest whore.
But enough about politics. What Eliot Spitzer proved was that American women are the dumb cunts obsessed with sex and self-loathing that everyone thinks they are. American women not only live in fairy tales in their own minds, but they vote with that same candy cane and gingerbread nonsense — or whatever it is that comprises fairy tales.
Politicians have had extra-marital affairs since the beginning of time. Expecting that not to happen is like asking an athlete not to dope up. You can’t ask them to not dope up, you can just ask them not to get caught. Grow the fuck up. Those are million dollar contracts out there.
“I have acted in a way that violates my obligations to my family and violates my, or any, sense of right and wrong.” - Eliot Spitzer
The only sense of anything that was violated here was my man sensibilities for having to listen to a man apologize.
A politician should have one goal in mind: represent the people. And also to kick ass. According to a poll conducted by TIME Magazine, 61 percent of Americans think adultery should not be a crime, 50% of Americans believe Bill Clinton’s morals reflect that of the average man, and 100% of women can shut the fuck up.
It’s not wrong to be an adulterer if it’s not a crime. And if 39% of people think it should be a crime, then it isn’t. Welcome to America. You can hold a caucus in the Feminist Studies Union and call adultery “wrong” if you want, but you might as well hold your own cock in the Student Gym. You’d get more done and you’d definitely get more attention for doing it.
Prostitution should be legal — or at least as legal as getting pregnant without a man’s consent. Politicians should be able to fuck whoever they want — just like any man who makes six figures. And let’s have some real news on the news.
The bottom line is that American women are the reason this non-news is broadcast in the first place. Instead of hearing about global politics and Iraq (which women also caused with their big fat asses), America is tuned to the station of Another Woman Couldn’t Please Her Husband — Boo Hoo.
Let me tell you something about men. Each zero you add to the end of our net worth adds another woman to the number it takes to please us. Politicians are worth loads of money. Don’t cook up a sex-roast if you don’t have enough hands in the kitchen.
In the future, American women will have their mouths duct taped shut like they are in the rest of the world. I mean that metaphorically, but I really don’t care if it is or not. Men like Kevin Federline and Eliot Spitzer are going to lead us into this brave new world. Eliot Spitzer made one small step for a man, and one giant leap for mankind. Congratulations, buddy.
You American women need to settle the fuck down and grow up. You’re all a bunch of frigid cunts and getting a little action on the side is not a big deal. She’s not going to take away your precious free car.
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@son of the sons-
Here is something that Broken Johnny had wrote to Kelly B. in response to love and I think he was right on ( I hope you don’t mind my using what you said Broken Johnny)……..
Many marriage counselors have tackled the issue of what to do when a relationship stagnates. Both parties are often unwilling to give to the other, because they never see anything in return. However, it has been shown that when one party makes the active decision to consistently give without expecting anything in return, it eventually causes the other party to do so as well. It is the concept behind “showing love without feeling love”.
You see, many people believe love is an emotion. This is not true. Love is a choice, which is coupled with an emotion. Emotions come and go, but real love is a daily decision. It is possible to show a person love without actually feeling any positive emotions from it.
Many relationships stagnate because the “feelings” of love tend to wane. This is when it is MOST important to make that conscious decision to show love even though you dont feel it. Because only by doing this will you ever cause NEW feelings of love to enter into the relationship, and keep things spicy.
I think Broken Johnny is super intelligent and there is no way I could have said it better myself.
I would rather be in a “boring but stable relationship” than running from man to man trying to “feel” that new and exciting feeling you get when you are in the beginning stages of a relationship, that many mistake for love.
If you only knew how un boring my relationship is with my husband and he is definitely NOT a sucker!!!
son of the suns…….I think you are a pretty cool guy underneath the hate and dread you said replaced love.=)
That’s just something old wasted people tell themselves in boring but stable relationships.
Love is something you feel. Like how you felt about one of the men you were with before you landed your sucker husband.
That’s true. They can act corrupt, steal, lie, but that doesn’t compare to if they cheat or have sex, that’s when it causes an uproar.
Love is something you do.
Nope. If love is so fragile and doesn’t pass the test of time, it really isn’t love, is it? My parents loved me, and when I did something wrong, they didn’t just disown me because we were “incompatible.”
If I love my kids, then I wont stop talking to them if they decide to register to a different political party than mine.
Love isn’t something that happens when its convenient. Part of love is growing more tolerant of the other person’s weakness, and growing together. People change, I’m not denying that. If you dont accept the changes or if you try to change the person (or nagging!), then what you have is and never was love.
Kelly, you’ve admitted you are studying a fuck load this semester, so unless you want to FAIL all your subjects, I suggest you find something else to do in between opening your textbook and typing in the site URL…like reading your designated chapters for instance. Seriously, how much money do you want to pay for your education? Fuck off and pass or stay here, fail college, fail at convincing the men here of anything, throw your bank account into the red, then get a shitty job to pay off the tuition that you didn’t even devote any of your attention to.
I have never slept with anyone else or thought about it while being with my boyfriend, funny huh?
Actually he did break the law, hence the reason he may be serving jail time.
Way too much for their own health.
Check this “call girl” out if you have not see her:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/23589422/
Oh YEaa…….
OK. I vote to appoint you site adult sociopath and music librarian.
Why can’t I be the sociopath?
That’s right, western girls talk too much for their own health. I don’t want to talk about genitalia 24/7, I have a job.
Holy Fuck Me Gently with a Chainsaw!!!
He fuck a hooker,,,,,,,Who REALLY cares?
Why is it only IN America are we so fuckin wrapped up in everyones sexual life?
Did he break Laws? Let the justice system do its JOB!
See the guys wife? She is probably so fucking stuck up he hasn’t had any from her since 1970. She is to busy enjoying the “Lifestyle” then to give a real crap about him and now that it might all be gone (Hands to face and look of shock) she needs to stand by her man because god forbid she might have to actually get a *gulp* J O B.
As for all you High and Mighty women out there,,,
You have ALL either cheated on someone or thought long and hard about it.
“Hee Hee Hee, I said “Hard”"
So get over yourself and stop pretending to be GOD ALMIGHTY here to point out our sins, STFU and sit in the back.
Zaphod now returns you to your enjoyment of porn.
As in you are jealous of my because I am in a healthy, stable relationship (with a man) and you are lonely losers.
Well as long as I irritate you, I am satisfied. I personally just think you are jealous you unable to maintain a relationship with a woman, really isn’t that what this is all about?
She should take her silly points and emotional issues elsewhere. I haven’t read something like that from a personal that irritating for a long time.
Wolfe
Don’t waste your time: Kelly B is an idiot.
Obviously, this chick’s been burned and it has clouded her thoughts - inter alia.
What see might wanna know: love and sex are two different things. A guy can love his gf and still wanna boink someone else (chicks are the same way, so stop with the holier than thou horseshit - I’ve seen it), which makes her second point about “expressing” it kinda moot.
And she tells us she’s in a stable, five-year plan? Ha! Love to talk to her bf and find out what’s been on his mind during that time.
That was the stupidest, most selfish, piggish thing I have ever read. The problem with you men (as in the men on this site) is that for whatever reason you can’t seem to understand the concept of “love” which is why no woman will ever love you not even your mothers. Its not about the sex its about having a relationship with someone, sex is just the thing you do when you wanna express that emotion… it is for us anyways. And being in a stable, happy, 5 year relationship, I like to think I know what I am talking about. When was the last time you had any meaningful relationships? Fucking losers.
I think the most ironic part about that case is the fact he is a former Lawyer! Oh man, that’s just the icing on the cake.