The MABTW Tattoo
It’s rare that a man makes a mistake. I myself have never made one. However, last week I nearly did when I named Sarah Palin my Honorary Man of the Year. Clearly, the woman above deserves that title.
However, the woman above is ineligible. Because she’s my Honorary Man of the Decade. My perfect record continues.
Last week, I received the manmazing piece of Dick appreciation pictured above. What you see is a real tattoo on a real woman that says everything every one of us is thinking.
Men are better than women.
We think it when we hear a woman cackling at her own incompetence — or sobbing over something trivial. We think it when we see a woman look back and forth seven times at a stop sign — or not looking at all! We think it when a mother yanks her child out of Target by his wrist and gingerly places her “baby” Chihuahua in a $2,000 purse. We think it every time some bitch receptionist finishes three more sentences with her friend over the phone before hanging up to do her fucking job. We think it a hundred times a day and now, we think it when we see this girl’s arm.
Good work, sweetheart. You’ve bravely shown other women the way. It’s okay to admit the truth, ladies. In fact, it makes you worth fucking.
Because I knew many of you would have questions, I asked the babe in question to leave me a voicemail.
Check out her MySpace, guys. And give her some love — or money. To women they’re the same thing.
The Super Frat v. MABTW Crossover!
Next stop on the ass kicking train: the Men Are Better Than Women v. Super Frat crossover comic. For those of you who have spent your lives up until now reading shitty comics, Super Frat is what happens when you cross Animal House and the Justice League — and also Heavy Metal, that early 80’s cartoon where every chick has amazing cans.
That’s what you get at SuperFrat.com Check it out every day and buy two of everything they’re selling.
Look for the crossover sometime in October. I’ll be appearing as a chauvinist detective: solving mysteries and battling evil while educating America’s collegiate youth on the art of chauvinism.
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a lady could kick you all in the groin lol !
I want his dick. It’s not there because it’ prolly in another bitch. I’m so jelous.
How ironic, your name is Dick.. and you are one. Although, you probably don’t have one.
You’d better commented on what Dick said, but you couldn’t. When someone has a weak reason, he resorts to other things that are out of subject, as HelterSkelter does!
How ironic, your name is Dick an you are one. Although, you probably don’t have one.
How ironic, your name is HelterSkelter, a childish waste of time where you go round and round in circles accomplishing nothing.
Hey, I am lauren baker. I am 16 years old. I fucking love you dick. You turn me on so much. When I turn 18 I will make it a fucking life goal to hook up with you. I will fuck you someday… Add me to myspace… I love you! Marry me?
myspace.com/laurenjeanbaker
You certainly are one talented young lady! I’m very impressed you can type wearing a straitjacket, bravo!
I am shutting this site down.
Dear Brothers I have posted before that I have no problems with cunts in my personal life, I can have cunts when I want to based on my wants and not needs because I have spiritually mastered myself.
My anger is temperory and I only use it as a tool when I need it. Hatred will destroy anything that consumes it! I might be the only guy here that might actually get the job done of bringing absolute patriarchy! I am a modern a day Genghis Khan, my allegiance to my brotherhood is emaculateand solid! Using all the modern MAN-MADE technology available we have tracked every Cunt who wants kill men on the the the number is staggering, it is 82,030,659 to the day!!! Please spread this news to every guy on the planet. All these cunts are working day and night to eradicate our rights, destroy are health and lives! Nobody on the website even talks about feminazis?!! Brothers start focusing on people who want to kill you! http://www.christianparty.net/feminism 8 Trillion dollars have already being spent on eradicating men in the US!!! The male population has dropped by 10% percent! Does that not make you angry? A man commits suicide every 25th divorce! Does that not make you ANGRY? These are my fellow brothers! Men are rotting in millions of men are rotting in jail because some cunt decided to cook up a story! Does that not make you angry Harry, Chris, Watcher, STack, micho and the rest of the guys? When a 11 year old boy gets raped by a 38 year old cunt and she gets pregnant with his kid, and she walks away free while the goverment confiscates the $200 kid has saved shovelling snow and forces the kid to pay child support, does that not make you want to tear these cunts to shreads? When universities all overthe world teach the SCUM Manifesto and other similar propaganda of eradicaring men from the earth under gender/ women studies to millions and millions of women for the last fifty years, do you expect me to do? Do you guys not know the plans of the enemy? http://www.manhater.org When lesbian gangs go shooting injuring men and raping other women am I to just except it?http://mensrightsmovement.net/impact.html
I have already invested incredible amount of time money energy to bring in Male Supremacy and Absolute Male Dominated Patriarchy!
I am fighting for you brothers! From the beginning of time everything we have is gives to us by men! And I will honour them! FOCUS on the 82,030,659 CUNTS WHO WANT TO ERADICATE US FROM THE WORLD! THIS INFORMATION IS PRECISELY ACCURATE FOR THE DAY! http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=89815961320
Groups of castrate all men all over internet! This one is by Maxine Healey and Samantha Thomas from Wales http://www.facebook.com/people/Maxine-Healey/699711987
http://www.facebook.com/people/Samantha-Thomas/582097891
GUYS SPREAD THE NEWS AND FOCUS ON THE 82 MILLION PLUS CUNTS WHO WANY TO KILL YOU! I will get the job done if I have to do it buy myself! There may more videos articles, medai and data I want to shshare with you so shall we all create Gmail accounts we can use the audio talk feature built in to the browser! Alright there is work to be d one we need to group up and stay in touch. BE BLESSED IN EVERYWAY!
I just heard a rerun on a Dublin overnight radio show and I figured you out. You were a fourteen year old with an older sister in college who had a cute friend that you fell in love with. She knew you liked her but she had a mean streak. One night you had a friend over. He challenged you to an arm wrestle on the rug and you two were locked in a tie. Unknown to you, your sister’s friend was over and she passed your room on the way to the bathroom. She surprised you and said she had the winner when she came back. You summoned all your strength and beat your friend. She locked hands with you down on your rug and your friend said “go”. You easily pushed her hand almost to the floor, almost. She then said “It’s my turn.” and started to push your hand back up while slowly and calmly counting back from ten. By five she had you dead even and by one she had your hand pinned to the floor. She said “Thanks.” got up and walked back to your sister’s room. Your friend’s mouth dropped open and by the next afternoon he had it all over school. You never recovered from that one.
Close, but all women are whores.
LMAO. Wondeful storey but just that mere fantasy, go dream of flowers and rainbows and rings and knights in shining armour and diomond rings……………………….
I pity you, Dick. And mixed with my pity is a kind of amusement. Let’s say you’re actually right, that men are better than women …
… So what?
You’re only human, as is everyone else, male or female. Sooner or later, you’ll end up in the ground, silent and with nothing more than your coffin to keep you company. What will you have accomplished or changed?
Not a damn thing. And I’m actually starting to giggle at the thought of you, smug behind your shades, thinking you’ve lived a worthwhile existence when you’re just another waste of space trying to use controversy to muscle his way into the public eye.
Tick tock, Dick. Tick tock.
Nice post. Too bad nobody gives a shit what you have to say.
You’re a women. And I like “The Empress” title you have bestowed on yourself. And, by the way, men are not “only human”. Women are. Men are better than women, which makes them better than human or more than human.
Dick knows that, hence the site name.
Now go run along and iron.
You’re a total ignoramous who’s got obvious problems, Dick.
Ironic name asswipe.
No no…. “ICONIC” is spelled with a “C”.
“Iconic”.
Dick is an “iconic” name for a man.
I LOVE THIS SITE!!!!!!
Love the site, not a woman, you’ll end up richer, saner and likely live longer. Beware the baby trap!
PEOPLE ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MINDS?!
I haven’t seen one post from a man that says that disagress with this page. Let me be the first unless the Dick is deleting them.
Women are not better than men either…WE ARE EQUAL. fuck it makes me sick to see that there are that many people who agree with this cunt. some guys even post comments saying that men never make mistakes, BUT THEY MAKE SPELLING MISTAKES WHEN THEY WRITE IT!!
BTW, Jack-The-Ripper, there is no God, but thanks for giving us an example of how religious people make extreme generalizations and look up to murderers as role models… fucking sad
You won’t be the firs one, simply cos you are a whimmin posing as a man and we ALREADY know that, we already know whimmin startegies, simply cos whimmin can’t come up with anything else.
Equality??? Even whimmin are not equal among themselves. Most of their time they spend creating a chirarchy between themselves upon 100’s of random criterias.
Dude, you just proved the guys point. Learn to fucking spell, you moron.
EQUAL??
You’re not even “equal” enough to
ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MIND?????
Until women pay 50% of all child support (even for children that are not their own)… until women jump for the check, the dinner, the drinks, the valet and whatever else you cunts expect…. until tired hooker wives stop expecting vaginamony…. even when you’re a shitty wife and mother…. until women work one year of their lives to save 2 months of after-tax savings to ask a man permission to love him for life……
THERE IS NO FUCKING WAY IN HELL MEN WILL EVER CONSIDER YOU “EQUAL”.
Cute try though sweety.
Now run along and go get fucked.
WELL WELL well, it looks like i will be seeing you too in hell, along with your buddy Masterson >:)
Put my name on that list too ’santa’.
oh chris , i bet you couldnt even tell this to your mother . now run along and hug your mommy
Damian:
Women are not better than men either…WE ARE EQUAL.
I think that says more about you than it does about us.
Damian is a whimmin who knows that whimmin fucked it up with men by framing men too much into thinkin that whimmin are superior to men and now men say ENOUGH.
Damian also know that there is NOT equality between women as most of their uselsess life whimmin rind hundreads of nonsense criterias upon which they make a chierarchy even among themselves. Whimmin feel the need to do this cos all the time they deep down feel inferior.
-doest she has better hair than I???
-Is she thiner than I??
-Are her nails longer than mine??
… and thousands more…
A fifteen year old mangina in the making.
Hair gel, check!
Guyliner, check!
Blu ray ‘High school musical’, check!
Sub-standard education, check!
Dead end job, check!
Go for it Damian! You can do it!
Cos if Disney has taught us anything…
Funny. You make a statement men aren’t poting disagreements and all of a sudden some ‘men’ come out of the woodwork doing so. Then never return so we can’t out them as females for their ‘arguments’.
Hey Damian bitch-in-disguise, of coarse there is a God and you will be screaming for him when we meet!!! Hahahahahaha
Pathetic CUNT!
If your god advocates the genocide of which you so fervently speak, then I can’t imagine I will ever resort to “screaming for him,” no matter the situation in which I might find myself.
Dick. Of course the point of your entire website and book is to aggravate the public, yes, I know this. I just hope you don’t believe the shit you’re putting out there….Men who are reading Dick’s cynicism, please don’t believe it’s true. Yes, women can be naive and irresponsible and baffling and just plain idiotic, but that is SUCH a generalization and can be applied to both genders. Dick, the stuff you’re spreading around is such shit and I really think it’s cruel of you to spread it around. I’m sure you get a million messages like this, but truly, do you think youre promoting a healthy society with lies? Or do you just not care?
Sylvia Edgar = idiot.
There should be a sign on this web site saying, “Your IQ must be this high to post here!”
Wait a minute, there is.. “No women allowed!”. Pity it doesn’t say “Women – never fling yourselves off tall buildings by order of a MAN!”.
LMAO! hahaha, good one Watcher.
ABBYCUNT just scream….
Boyz! Sarah Palin, man of the year? She sure is stupid enough to qualify. But, the woman with the !>? tat does beat her out for twitsville. Anyway, I’m not much of a typical man because I a little smarter than all three of you. But… that’s not really bragging… after all, I’m commenting on this blog and that’s gotta be really stupid. See, I really am a man; I’m here!
GOD created man in his own image. We are created in the image of God brothers there is no greater honour than that!!!
FIND OUT THE NAMES, ADDRESSES, LOCATIONS, AND EVERY DETAILS OF THE ENEMIES OF MAN-KIND! TRACK DOWN HUNT THESE PEOPLE SPREAD THEIR DETAILS ACROSS THE WORLD! LET 3 BILIION MEN SEE THEM FOR WHO THEY ARE! FIND ALL THE HACKERS IN THE WORLD AND TAKE DOWN EVERY ANTI-MALE WEBSITE AND ORGANIZATION ON THE PLANET AFTER TAKING ALL THEIR DATA! GET YOUR CHAINSAWS RAEDY! BROTHERS IT’S PAYBACK TIME!
why the hell did that girl get that tatto??
anyway guys Dick only made this site because ither:
1. he doesn’t get any action
2 hes a truly horrible
3 he has a small dick
women are better than men cause men are molesters, rapist, stalkers, child abusers and that all the men on this site do
If you’re so smart, why have you automatically fallen into the shame attempt tactic, fucking retard. Try reading Nicole’s post, at least she makes some sense.
Nicole as for women voting, I’m in two minds even on that these days. Why? Since women have taken over the thoughts of society, things are slowly but surely stopping to be done. PC has now taken over from common sense. Stop trying to mother every problem by moving the goal posts every time something doesn’t work. Example, everybody hates paedophiles. What do we do about them in reality, feel sorry for them. What should we do about them? In my mind once clearly and unrefutibly proven guilty, they shouldn’t even make it to a prison cell. Many other things could be put right if society put men back in charge and had politicians with balls enough to try and do things for the betterment of the society they profess to reprisent. When in reality all they truely care about is their continuing to keep their seat. Usually by kissing the arses of the people that financed their aquisition of the seat.
Harry,
she is just playing. She hopes to engage a man to respond and explain while she doesn’t even believe a world she said.
I hear you bud, but I’m sick to the back teeth of this feminist bull shit calling me a rapist or paedophile, especially as I’d have the balls to do what truely needs doing with them. In some ways it actually pays feminists to have them continue to exist, so the rest of men can continue to feel the shame of them and quietly hide the fact that female paedo’s exist too.
Harry I perfectly undersand you.
We men do underestimate our opponent – whimmin.
This are emotions you feel and talk about. Whimmin perfected using emothins agains men.
Men fight with women with spears. Women fight with men with atomic bombs. BUT WHY?
Fighting and winning with women it’s easy, when men use right weapons and strategy. And Im saing why we are not using it, why we are still using just spears???
You know I “love you man/ guys” and there is no critisizm from me just for the sake of it.
Im just trying to get to the point instead of us engaging in convos with females ech time they write their BS.
Im not against kicking their ass from time to time. But we men have more important things to talk about.
PS I know you can, I can too, every man by nature is a sex-machine.
Most child abusers are women, actually.
I understand why Dick would believe that men are more superior. It is hard to find a women that actually respects herself, and wants to educate herself. There are so many “gold-diggers” out there, that why would men want to respect women. There are lots of women out there that do infact want to be respected, and realize this will be impossible, from all the stupid women that that ruin it for us. However, the fact that he says women shouldnt vote, is just ridiculous, and all the stupid women who come on this website, and make stupid comebacks, doesnt help men respect you more, it only makes it worse, it just proves their point.
Exactly,
We do not mind women leaving stupid messages on our site, because:
1. we will kick their ass anyway
2. they only confirm how stupid whimmin are, and leave an evidence of it.
3. it all helps men to see that all whimmin are not worth taking seriously and respecting. When all men finally wake up from a dream about an exceptional woman, da feminazzi will crumble, and everyone will benefit this way.
Nowdays women need to learn more than just shoot stupid shit and order around men to adore it.
I don’t think Dick said men were “more” superior,I think superior in itself is a comparative.Women shouldn’t vote,they have no temperament for politics.Women are dependent beings,and if they don’t have husbands to keep them,they will need the government to keep them.But we limited government precisely to keep from becoming dependent on it.This is the sorry state of politics in the US today.
Nicole, you took the words right out of my mouth!
Heh, you fella’s are pretty easy to manipulate. I just wanted to stir up some hell on that site. Those of you who posted, nice job making yourselves look stupid. Have a good day on these here InTeRnEtZ, and you should all remember, the cake is a lie.
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Btw, everyone who reads this make sure that you reply. Fill up my inbox so I get really mad and stuff. Lol, how do you like my fucked-up middle finger/ penis hand?
now norman(chris)
you come straight home from your buddies house
tonight
and no messing with them filthy girls you hear
they like men with big dicks anyways
hell, you can’t even find yours!
but mommy still love you chris(norman)
you and skandal can butt fuck in front of me
i don’t mind
i love you son
mommy
Hi my name is skandal is this what i do all day, everyday
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while other people(men and women) are out working, raising families,
enjoying sport, hobbies, classes, etc. i sit on a fucking dumbass website
and
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not that anyone even wants to marry me, date me, or fuck me, mind you, instead i just
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maybe i should get a life someday instead i just
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