The MABTW Tattoo
It’s rare that a man makes a mistake. I myself have never made one. However, last week I nearly did when I named Sarah Palin my Honorary Man of the Year. Clearly, the woman above deserves that title.
However, the woman above is ineligible. Because she’s my Honorary Man of the Decade. My perfect record continues.
Last week, I received the manmazing piece of Dick appreciation pictured above. What you see is a real tattoo on a real woman that says everything every one of us is thinking.
Men are better than women.
We think it when we hear a woman cackling at her own incompetence — or sobbing over something trivial. We think it when we see a woman look back and forth seven times at a stop sign — or not looking at all! We think it when a mother yanks her child out of Target by his wrist and gingerly places her “baby” Chihuahua in a $2,000 purse. We think it every time some bitch receptionist finishes three more sentences with her friend over the phone before hanging up to do her fucking job. We think it a hundred times a day and now, we think it when we see this girl’s arm.
Good work, sweetheart. You’ve bravely shown other women the way. It’s okay to admit the truth, ladies. In fact, it makes you worth fucking.
Because I knew many of you would have questions, I asked the babe in question to leave me a voicemail.
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Check out her MySpace, guys. And give her some love — or money. To women they’re the same thing.
The Super Frat v. MABTW Crossover!
Next stop on the ass kicking train: the Men Are Better Than Women v. Super Frat crossover comic. For those of you who have spent your lives up until now reading shitty comics, Super Frat is what happens when you cross Animal House and the Justice League — and also Heavy Metal, that early 80’s cartoon where every chick has amazing cans.
That’s what you get at SuperFrat.com Check it out every day and buy two of everything they’re selling.
Look for the crossover sometime in October. I’ll be appearing as a chauvinist detective: solving mysteries and battling evil while educating America’s collegiate youth on the art of chauvinism.
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Couple of points which I would like to add……….to what Studioline has
said so far…………………..
1. MAKE A WIMMIN DEPEND ON YOU FAR MORE………..THEN YOU GET
TO DEPEND ON WIMMIN………………
THAT MEANS YOU HAVE TO DRILL THE SIMPLE NOTION INTO BITCH’S
HEAD THAT WHILE YOU ARE INDISPENSABLE TO HER………..FOR YOU
SHE IS PERFECTLY DISPENSABLE………..THAT MEANS YOU ARE FAR
MORE WORTHY TO HER………..THEN SHE IS TO YOU………..
IN SIMPLE TERMS IT MEANS SHE STANDS TO LOSE FAR MORE FROM
THE RELATIONSHIP IF IT BREAKS DOWN THEN YOU STAND TO LOSE
& THE WIMMIN GAINS FAR MORE FROM THE RELATIONSHIP THEN YOU
GAIN FROM IT.
THIS HAS TO BE UNDERSTOOD IN PROPER CONTEXT……………
YOU DON’T MAKE YOURSELF INDISPENSABLE TO HER BY SENDING
HER UNENDING STREAM OF BOUQUETS, BOOKING MOVIES &
RESTAURANTS,GOING ON SHOPPING & WORLD TOUR WITH HER &
CATERING TO ALL THE UNNECESSARY WANTS,DESIRES OF BITCH WIMMIN & NEITHER YOU MAKE YOURSELF INDISPENSABLE BY
MARRYING A HIGH SALARIED BITCH & PLAYING THE ROLE OF MALE
HOUSEWIFE BY INVOLVING YOURSELF IN HOUSEHOLD CHORES &
RUNNING TO SUPERMARKETS ON GROCERY ERRANDS………..
YOU MAKE YOURSELF INDISPENSABLE BY PLAYING THE ROLE OF
HUNTER GATHERER & PROTECTOR………………CALL IT ALPHA MALE,
EGOCENTRIC MALE, CHAUVINIST MALE……..OR WHATEVER NAME
FOR THAT MATTER……………….THE TRADITIONAL MALE ROLE WHICH
MEN HAVE PLAYED FOR EONS……………
FACE IT GUYS & WRITE IT IN GOLDEN WORDS SOMEWHERE…………A WIMMIN LOVES A MAN WHO PLAYS THE ROLE OF LEADER. A MAN WHO
PLAYS THE ROLE OF CAPTAIN & STEERS THE BOAT OR SHIP………
HOWEVER HARD THE FEMINIST BRAINWASHED PIG BITCHES MIGHT
TRY TO CONVINCE YOU, DETRACT YOU…………….THE GOLDEN TRUTH
IS NO…NO.. WIMMIN RESPECTS/SHOWS REGARD/FEARS A MAN WHO
ABDICATES/ABSCONDS THE ROLE OF LEADERSHIP & HANDS IT TO
A WIMMIN.
FACE IT GUYS…………….THE MAN COMMANDS RESPECT ONLY WHEN
HE ASSUMES/PLAYS THE ROLE OF BOSS. IF THE FEMINIST BITCH
HARPS ON EQUALITY SHIT………..MUTUAL RESPECT & OTHER CRAP
CRAP………BLAH BLAH……….SHE IS OPENLY LYING…………THE
TRUTH IS SHE WANTS TO TAKE CONTROL OF YOU & BECOME YOUR
BOSS……………..THAT IS THE TRUTH GUYS…………
THE FACT IS YOU COMMAND RESPECT…………..YOU DON’T DEMAND
IT & IT IS NOT HANDED OVER TO YOU BECOZ YOU WANT IT.
{{FUNNY HOW MANY FEMINIST PIG WIMMIN COME OVER HERE & PUT IT AS A
MATTER OF FACT THAT MAN = WIMMIN ,SO MUTUAL RESPECT……..
SO MAN SHOULD RESPECT WIMMIN & WIMMIN RESPECTS MAN & BLAH, BLAH, BLAH…………….FUCKING BS.}}
TO COMMAND RESPECT………YOU HAVE TO PROVE YOURSELF FAR MORE WORTHY TO A BITCH………..THEN SHE IS TO YOU……..
TELL THAT FUCKING BITCH………EVEN THOUGH YOU ARE INVOLVED
IN A REGULAR JOB, YOU HOPE TO SEE YOURSELF AS PRESIDENT OF
COMPANY 10-20 YEARS DOWN THE LINE OR EVEN IF YOU DON’T SEEM TO BE HEADING ANYWHERE 10 YEARS DOWN……..SAY YOU MIGHT
START YOUR OWN BUSINESS/COMPANY & BECOME ITS CEO……..
WIMMIN LIKE MEN WHO ARE AMBITIOUS OR AT LEAST HAVE A LONG
TERM PLAN………..
ALSO KEEP YOURSELF PHYSICALLY ACTIVE & FIT BY GOING TO GYMN SO THAT THE STUPID BITCH FEELS SHE IS HAVING A BODYGUARD TO
PROTECT HER………
2. MAKE A WIMMIN NEED YOU MORE THEN YOU ACTUALLY NEED HER…
TRY TO FULFILL A WIMMIN’S NEEDS/WANTS WHICH ARE LEGITIMATE
& RATIONAL BUT ON ONE CONDITION………..THE BITCH HAS TO WORK & EARN FOR IT IN A PROPER MANNER/WAY.
TO EARN IT, THE WIMMIN SHOULD FIRST TRY TO FULFILL THE NEEDS/WANTS/WHATEVER TASKS A MAN ASSIGNS TO HER.
IF A WIMMIN SEEKS TRUE LOVE/AFFECTION OR SEXUAL GRATIFICATION, SHE SHOULD BE TOLD TO EARN IT THE HARD WAY.
IN SEX A WIMMIN HAS NO RIGHT TO ASK THE MAN TO SATISFY HER.
…………{{UNLESS THE WIMMIN HAPPENS TO BE A PORN STAR CAPABLE OF PYROTECHNICS)…………THE BITCH USUALLY LIES ON
THE BED LIKE A DEAD LOG & THE MAN HAS TO PUT IN ALL THE
PASSION & EFFORT TO AROUSE HER & KEEP THE SEXUAL ACT GOING
……………….THE CONTRIBUTION OF BITCH IN THE ACT IS USUALLY NIL………SO THE FUCKING BITCH HAS NO RIGHT TO ASK THE MAN
TO KEEP GOING & SATISFY HER UNTIL & UNLESS THE BITCH HAS
EARNED THAT TREAT FROM MAN BY HARD WAY…………….UNTIL &
UNLESS THE MAN FEELS THE BITCH DESERVES IT………
ONE MORE POINT……………TO KEEP THE BITCH ON HER TOES, KEEP
HER ALWAYS GUESSING & NEVER ALLOW THE BITCH TO TAKE YOU
GRANTED AT ANY POINT IN LIFE…………..
Sue her for stealing your logo!
lulz you are the greatest troll ever.
Are you always this stupid???
@hollie:Yes, feminist bitch looks like you’re the reason, your kids dad is rotting in jail.According to your feminist kind , any man who stands his ground and is man enough to speak his mind(men are the superior sex) regardless of what others or bitch feminists think is a “faggot”.
Instead of cursing your husband and abandoning him when he needs you the most.Why arent you helping him?No wonder cunts like you cant be trusted.Seriously, whatever mistake he made that caused him to land up in jail.His biggest blunder was marrying you.MOST.Whimmin cant be trusted ,especially this holly bitch.Men are so much better than whimmin.Now fuck off whore!
If men were better than women than maybe my kids dad wouldn’t be in jail and I wouldn’t be stuck raising them all by my self.. WOMEN ARE BETTER THAN MEN HOMO…this site makes me sick..FUCKING FAGGOTS..BUTT HUMPERS..and if you have somerhting fucking smart
to say because all homos do, well he’s in jail on his own terms and no I didn’t put him there alls I did was kiss the assholes ass.all fucking day. Whoever created this site must have been raped by a bitch or his mama.LMFAO..I hate when faggots make up their own fact and paste them on a website.
fuck you fucking bitch man will be superior to women unless there this retarded man who never learn from dick matterson so fucking admit the fucking truth now
illiteracy, woo?
Uh. Bend over notch and let me fuck you hard then you can have another child that is what you women are for
Uh. Bend over notch and let me fuck you hard then you can have another child that is what you women are for
well said hollie, and to the fella that replied to her; thats alot of assuming you’re doing there, and a fuck-load of ignorance too.. i think this site is fucking hilarious because i just keep imagining what would happen if any of these guys tried their alpha male routine on my Ma lol.. they might never waken from the coma.. i think this site is humorous and wouldn’t treat it as anything other than mild comedy – and anyone actually taking serious ideals from this (or thinks it is proof of their existing ideals), is a complete retard.. anyways, i’ve rambled enough, good luck to you all (especially Hollie, don’t waste your time with these clowns).. bye
P.S. i’m 100% male and 100% straight, but unlike chauvinists’, i’m secure enough with my gender and sexual identity that i don’t have to feel threatened by women (which is why you people feel the need to constantly prove you’re “better”)
100% female.
The reason women cannot imitate men is because we think and express ourselves differently.
That is why men and women can NEVER be equal.
“i’m 100% male and 100% straight” – Fucking insult!
2010, do you want to bring some unusual gifts to your friends? Chinese handicraft giftsare your choice! Chinese knots, cloth art & embroidery, MaShao facial make-up, sachets, etc, are all the symbol of External love, Good Luck, Auspicious and the reflection of Chinese characteristic culture. It’s high time for you to buy these Chinese Chinese crafts & gifts to show your love to others!
Im confused
I love your attitude, and your beautiful face… but when you talked in the video, I became filled with annoyance and hatred
I have the funniest bitch story for y’all. My ex wife was a stripper (typical whore), I used to be a mechanic for GM. When I would come home from a hard day of work, she would tell me that I had the easy job, and that I had no idea how hard stripping was. “You have no idea how hard it is!” I’m so glad I kicked her to the curb!!!
I can’t say I’m shocked, very funny though.
yea, women are stupid bitches- i’m married to one that has been married 3 times; has 3 kids by 3 diff men, plus a fourth guy got her preg. Shes also the type to cry ’sexual harassment’ at the office. Unreal.
Good Lord….have you ever heard you can’t turn a hoe into a housewife? haha my husbands 2nd wife was a skanky hoe…2 kids both diff daddys, never married, stripper, you name it. But the difference between you and him is he divorced her nasty ass
Wise words from a woman mrs, nice to see. *Smile*
And you married her? Hope you don’t have anything to lose. If there’s a woman that’s looking for a host it’s one that gives birth to four different mens kids. Good luck, you’re going to neeed it.
thanks…confused ok so the 4th that shes knocked up by (guessing not you) was during your marriage?
Hey mrs,hows it goin?
Doing great! How about you?
Im all right,so you had a great christmas.
mrs,I forgot to add that you look like you’re a hot 27yr old,eventhough you’re actually……what,38?
apparently you looked at the wrong site…http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a343/Me_and_brooklyn/DSCI0092.j pg…this is me and Im only 23, People mistaken me for 15
Ha Ha,apparently you thought I was serious.I’ve seen you page before and I was just joking about your age,but definitely not jokin about the ‘hot’ part though.I was just pulling your leg.
Well,I wont to be talking to you for a long time as I have something I need to take care of and wont be posting .So long to harry,chris,AA,bradd,micho,benignbullet, and even to you watcher,a damn coward I must admit.Best of luck with your lives fellas
awww…well good luck with what ever it is your doing…and thanks
Whats with the damn sympathy?It wasn’t an emotional goodbye.whatever.Im gone.
ha sympathy? it was more like aww your going aww thats too bad, dont worry i didnt make a sad face haha jk
i think that you are the stupid one in that relationship. if you are married to a woman that you don’t respect :D:D how stupid you should devorce and never marry again. this page is full of men that are too stupid and loosers and just can’t find/get a wise and beautyful woman to recognise you. LOL. BTW i’ve found a perfect wife and she is not only my perfect sex companion she is my bestfriend and she is not into me because of money because thats something we both have had since a child more we could use it, but she is into me because im not stupid and because i respect her.
@mike: Give it time, good luck.
”how stupid you should devorce and never marry again.”
No, how stupid to make such a statement without the experience of say, a 20+ year relationship with a woman, living with her for most of it. Then you can make a statement. You think you start a marriage as a host? Very few men would do it then, if they realised. Again good luck, I still think you’re going to need it, though I think I should actually be wishing mike hmself the luck, because you sound more like his wife from your comment.
‘’she is not into me because of money because thats something we both have had since a child”
That’s good for her then, at the end of the marriage she’ll end up with more than you.
A few years back I remember seeing something on the news about there going to be more female millionaires in the near future. The prime reason stated? Divorce.
Nothing to do with equality or their ‘ability’ to earn it themselves.
i think that you are the stupid one in that relationship. if you are married to a woman that you don’t respect :D:D how stupid you should devorce and never marry again. this page is full of men that are too stupid and loosers and just can’t find/get a wise and beautyful woman to recognise you. LOL. BTW i’ve found a perfect wife and she is not only my perfect sex companion she is my bestfriend and she is not into me because of money because thats something we both have had since a child more we could use it, but she is into me because im not stupid and because i respect her. ,
I love getting done in the ass. :)
Imma boy
I eat dogs and women.
I fuck the carcasses of little girls!!!
I agree with Adolf Christ…
Dr. Phil can eat out my sister for all i care.
Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!
Thank you,
Jesus Hitler :)
Love the porn stache.. :)
society and our law enforcement system is biased towards men and lets females off the hook for the same violent crimes.When it comes to child abuse,a man physically/sexually abuses a kid,he goes to jail for a long time and if guilty deservedly so.Whereas a females abuses a kid,for eg:a young boy,who gets severely traumatized and never recovers from it even when he grows up.She hardly gets a slap on the wrist,most of the times it is never taken seriously as the kids who are abused by females don’t really want to talk about it much.
Where’s the equality in that?its ok for females to abuse kids and get away with it while guys always get they rightfully deserve.Im sure all the illiterate feminists will laugh it off while they wail about female’s “lack of rights” at work/education.Wake the fuck up,you dumb shitbags females have been given the same rights as men.Be grateful for a change.
Equality for men.
Stop paternity fraud.
Mandatory paternity tests at birth.
men are not better than women
i am appauled
appauled. Who’s Paul? Hope he wore a condom. Might cost him a fortune otherwise.
Dr. Phil can shampoo my dog’s ass for all I care..
Fuck yeah all the way. Women’s rights? That is a joke! Remember the good ‘ol days when we had slaves and the women didn’t have rights?
Yeah I fuck women in the ass and i don’t have the common courtesy to give them a reach around… :)
I spit in their mouth, piss on their face, and cum in their drink! Fuck what they think…
Thank you,
Adolf Christ
Really should stop drinking tea while reading mabtw comments.Should have said below.
Ah,the vaginal whore!The cunt poses as “dave” above.
Although this website is fuckin’ funny, women win! Why? One word: Vagina!
Enough said!
Don’t even have the courage to post as what you are, female. Thanks for your input though, just proves what we say.
First of all, I want to let everyone know, I’m on my phone and cannot punctuate accuratly. That being said, this is the greatest man website in the entire maniverse. Fucking idiotic, dumbass whorefaces. The best part about this man website, for men, is that you stupid cunts prove Mr. Masterson right by even reading anything on these sacred pages. Then, for a reason that has become very clear to me recently, you silly cumbaskets want to go and prove him right on record, by replying or posting something. Thank you. Thank you for validating my feelings of iambetterbecauseimamanandyoureadumbbitch. Thank you so much.