Television, Syphilis, and Cats!
Like every man in the world, I fucking hate cats.
Women can’t get enough of them though. Apparently women also can’t get enough of having their brains eaten parasites.
Guess what that explains!
A lot.
Toxoplasma gondii is a damn brain parasite found in cats’ intestines. I didn’t read very much about it because this site isn’t about a bunch of boring medical bullshit — and because as far as I’m concerned having a house that reeks of cat piss and shit is worse than any low grade brain parasites anyway. Both are permanent conditions and a miserable way to live your life. If you want the medical stuff, take a day off work and go to the doctor. You might meet a hot nurse. I can’t say for sure because I don’t know where you live. I just give the options.
I read enough about Toxoplasma to see the words “cats” and “severe brain damage”.
Holy Plausible Theory, Batman! Could this explain why women are so hopelessly not as good as men at anything? Widespread acute brain damage? If you have a mighty man-mind like I do — and you do because you’re a man, you bet it can.
Women love cats. As it turns out it’s probably much in the same way that women love high heels and abusive boyfriends. They just can’t get enough of anything that will leave them black and blue. Why wouldn’t that extend to their brains as well? I looked up some brain damage symptoms to prove my suspicions.
“Symptoms include: eating too much or too little…”
If I could summarize women in one sentence, that would be it. It’s like inney/outey belly button classifications for the entirety of womankind. Either she’s a too-muchy or a too-littley — most likely the former.
“Agitation, lethargy, or irritability. Feelings of worthlessness, hopelessness or inappropriate guilt.”
Inappropriate guilt! Can you say anal? In all seriousness, these symptoms proved fuck all to me. Apparently all women have brain damage, and I could not find a separate list of brain damage symptoms for women only. Things like she can’t see purple. I don’t know.
Then I thought it might just be a rare and unique occurrence for a cat to transfer this horrible parasite to a woman host. I used the search function on my internet browsing program to find the word “occur” in the boring document I wasn’t about to read and here’s what I found:
“…by cleaning a cat’s litter box, or touching anything that has come into contact with cat feces.”
Well that’s pretty much every single fucking thing in a cat woman’s house. Including her pillow. If you go into a cat woman’s house, which you shouldn’t, but if you do, just throw your jacket in the mud outside because there’s no chance in hell you’re not bringing it out of that house as toilet paper.
I also searched the document for “symptoms”.
“Possible symptoms include: muscle aches and pains that last for a month or more…”
Again, that’s every woman ever — mysterious pains that prevent her from doing goddamn everything.
Fuck it. All men know when the deck is stacked against them. And that’s when it’s time to quit and walk away. In the case of proving whether or not some women have brain damage, it’s a lost cause. How the hell do you tell if a useless pile of shit is broken? It’s a useless pile of shit! What the hell’s it supposed to do? I guess this brain rot parasite just makes some women even more not as good as men than they already were.
We have learned one thing though. Children know a lot about a lot of things. They have an innocent wisdom that is revered in spiritual texts throughout humanity — boys do anyway. Girls are known only for saying stupid and selfish things that seem poignant in context and only when interpreted by a man. In this case I think we can learn something from the children. Women really do have fucking cooties — millions of little wriggly, brain-eating cooties.
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What?! Are you a mute? I have repeatedly said I am NOT a feminist and I don’t know what feminist ideas you are talking about!
I simply don’t think men are better than women. I think that’s enough reason to be here.
not a feminist either, women are not better than men and men are not better than women. that’s that.
Parasites from cat feces are causing deadly brain damage in California sea otters.
Female’s tag line in the forums: “sea otters can be cabbage????”
Coincidence?
I think not.
-Big Al
This beast of a woman sooo wants to be a man!
Site Rules:
Ladies as always, this site is totally off limits.
Dakota,
I believe we have another instance of Law 3.
Looks like another person who should use the dictionary for more than a drink coaster.
Fem, “mute” means that one cannot speak. It has nothing to do with the ability to see nor the ability to hear.
It is true that historically people who were deaf were also mute: speaking is a skill that is difficult for a deaf person to master, since they’re unable to hear both the sounds they’re trying to make and their own sounds. But the two aren’t linked by any formal definition.
Dakota Smith
Oh. thank you for some small mercy.
Fuck, now I have seen it all. Female a member……..bwahahahahaahahha……..a member of what ?
Excuse me? I’m a member, so you’d best watch your manners lest I unleash myself in your direction.
No, the word I intended was mute. Mute because he is blind to my posts and deaf to understanding me.
Now, I’m a conservative Christian. Sorry to uncloak to that degree. What I am, I am. Misty’s posts made me uncloak.
I’ve a great deal of sympathy for gays; I don’t think they are “evil”, but, yeah, I do think they are abnormal. Sorry, that’s my belief. I don’t insist they be like me; I don’t insist they get “treatment” or “re-education”, but yeah, I think it’s a bit abnormal. Their life; their choice. I do think gays are bereft of the love and balance that a woman and a man can have. So be it; that’s my belief.
I’m also a staunch advocate of free speech. I believe that bad ideas will be ultimately driven out by good ones.
But this crap where “Misty” repeatedly says:
(click her IP-Man-Hash for all her delightful quotes)
Yeah. I just don’t think that’s too cool of her. I could quote the Law of Women (1, 3…) but who cares.
Gays are people too; in my view, blessed by God. For you to demean them repeatedly in this fashion suggests you have a problem, Misty. I don’t know what it is; I’m not going to judge you, not that you’ve failed to judge others.
I hope you won’t repeatedly post to this website; if you do, you’d be high on the list of people I’d consider advocating the ban of.
Best,
-wolfe
Do you take it in the ass homo?
I contemplated this point before I posted, but I concluded it would only confuse her. ;)
Well….this reminds of of an old saying. If it looks like a feminists, sounds like a feminist and acts like a feminst…..there a very good chance, that it is a feminist.
That’s a brilliant quote, Dakota.
-Dick
Actually, considering that we’re dealing with a written medium, I believe she’d actually be wondering if he were blind rather than deaf. :)
Indeed. “I’m not a feminist, I just think that if a woman is unhappy, there’s a man to blame.”
Dakota Smith
What?! Are you an idiot? Mutes can’t speak. Deaf is the word you are looking for. And I don’t care how many times you say you are not feminist. If you look at the things you say, they follow feminist doctrine to a T. Ranting and raving about nothing and changing the subject to another nothing and insinuating ridiculous wrong, that’s the feminist mantra of blame and misdirection.
I think Female must have the occasional slow day herself.
Of course, toxoplasmosis is real. The killer pandas and suicide dolphins only exist in Female’s head.
-Big Al
Well female I will grace you with another post so that I might help you understand something here. I am not pathetic like you. I workout 5 days a week and train for MMA 3 days a week. The only work out your fat ass probably does is fat finger mistype backspace presses. Most important here is that I am not arguing with women on a feminist site. You see that would just be well ummm STUPID. Personally I think you’re just an attention whore who can’t get attention any where else. Also I think it’s funny how you comment on all of Dick’s writings and just prove him right. It’s kind of ironic how the point you’re arguing against is just being proved more by each and every word you type.
If you knew anything about the inet you would realize that there are MILLIONS of WebPages.
Dick hasn’t influenced me here; he has merely reinforced my already present theory on women trolls like you. You’re not worth anymore of my time. Be gone troll!
What?! Are you a mute? I have repeatedly said I am NOT a feminist and I don’t know what feminist ideas you are talking about!
I simply don’t think men are better than women. I think that’s enough reason to be here.
I had no idea. Thanks for the info, wolfe!
-Dick