Terrorism!
Men are masters of terror. Men like Wes Craven and Stephen King.
Men are also better than women at terrorism.
Recently, a woman fucked up some terrorism so badly, she blew herself up in the middle of an empty street. That doesn’t surprise me. A woman once asked me if they always put fresh oil in during an oil change.
No, they buy some oil off eBay. Get a fucking clue.
Literally “oil change” means changing the oil in your car; just as literally “suicide bomber” means someone who whacks themselves with a vest made of plastique. Women don’t learn the point or purpose of anything. They just learn as much as they need to ask another stupid question or otherwise make a spectacle of themselves.
Here’s the suicide bomber story as I understood it from the newspaper. I don’t know why a woman being incompetent and trying to fuck up everyone’s day was considered news, but it was. Plenty of lady doctors fucked up today and none of them were in the paper.
A lady suicide bomber took a run at a bank in eastern Baghdad on Tuesday and was gunned down by Security Man Guards before getting close enough to detonate.
Here’s my question. How the fuck do you get caught suicide bombing when you’re wearing a big black tent around yourself? I have smuggled an entire eighteen pack into a concert wearing only bluejeans. If I was wearing a black mumu, I’d have been packing a stealth keg. Either the woman in question was already 250 pounds, so she looked like a stuffed Christmas ham bulging with dynamite running all over the street, or she got her suicide bombing directions mixed up. Women mix up directions all the time. That’s why they don’t think before they speak. They only think after you yell at them.
Or maybe in Baghdad women aren’t even allowed in banks. If that’s true, it only makes this sad spectacle that much more incompetent. If a bear was trying to get into my bathroom while I was taking a shit, I would sure as hell shoot it. Bears don’t belong in my bathroom. Therefore, if a bear is trying to get in there, it’s probably not got good things on its mind.
I’m awarding a trifecta of Man Points today. One for men, one for guns, and one for the troops.
How do you say G.I. Joke in Shiite?
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June 14th, 2007 at 10:42 am - IP Man-Hash: cc0d45fa29251
Feminism must be stopped. Female terrorists become so involved with their silly little girly “beliefs”, that there are men everywhere coming home to less tidy homes and a meal not quite ready. I for one, have had enough.
June 14th, 2007 at 10:44 am - IP Man-Hash: c4d026b819ad4
Good point, Funk Nugget.
-Dick
June 14th, 2007 at 10:49 am - IP Man-Hash: 926a1904cecf2
I plan on going out in a flipping flaming ball of Italian sports car or a small arms fire fight.
June 14th, 2007 at 11:14 am - IP Man-Hash: 83b7e402ade4c
I plan on dying while trying to save a basket of kittens while fighting undead ninjas.
Or maybe in my sleep.. on a pile of dead undead ninjas… hmm..
June 14th, 2007 at 11:32 am - IP Man-Hash: c46011aeb3b2a
Damn, you guys plan to die much manlier deaths than mine. I had a vision of my death many years ago (no, not kidding) and learned I’ll die in my 70’s peacefully in my sleep. Perhaps I could circumvent that and go the Hunter Thompson route when life becomes too tedious to endure.
June 14th, 2007 at 11:38 am - IP Man-Hash: a13ba81333017
@Sam just make sure you start going to bed with your boots on in your 70’s. Then, having ‘died with your boots on’ it’ll be a manly death by definition. Of course the wife may look at you a bit strangely when you insist on wearing your boots to bed, but that’s women for you.
For me, the way things are going these days, gunned down by a crazed student gunman while I am stuck attacking him with a chair because the University won’t let me concealed carry on campus. I’m just hoping it’ll take place when I’m a Professor Emeritus of about 87.
-wolfe
June 14th, 2007 at 8:45 pm - IP Man-Hash: bf69147d1fc98
I don’t give a fuck how I go, probably with a bottle of JD in one hand and the other hand pushing the skull down of some feminist going down to the scrotom making her choke on man-cock or be “stuffed” (taxadermied) and placed in my local harley shop on a hawg or cremated and have my ashes tossed out of an airplane over Gloria Steinems house.
That would be fucking great, man ashes raining down on her……….. :-0
June 19th, 2007 at 2:55 am - IP Man-Hash: 422940479a69d
BUT WHERE IS THE SIMPLICITY!! WHERE I TELLS YA!
June 19th, 2007 at 8:56 pm - IP Man-Hash: 99f8edf443d9d
I like the scene in Second Hand Lions where the two old guys tried to fly a plane upside down through the barn. That would be a cool way to go.
For me it has to be something other than a traffic accident.
Hopefully they find me face down in a pile of work. I would have been working late and about a week from my 96th b-day. Hopefully it will be with a company I just started and we were all putting the finishing touches on an IPO.
June 21st, 2007 at 7:03 pm - IP Man-Hash: aa036b44ac4b9
U ARE ALL DICKS!
June 21st, 2007 at 7:52 pm - IP Man-Hash: a446aa2541a4c
I have a dick.
As opposed to you, a fucking ingrate cunt posing as a “guythat hatesu” while simaltaneously incriminating yourself as an illiterate bitch.
June 21st, 2007 at 8:03 pm - IP Man-Hash: 45a19a6365772
This is the slut that thinks that any STDs from silly times she doesn’t remember don’t count. Too bad you aren’t God, little whore.
June 22nd, 2007 at 5:07 am - IP Man-Hash: 4555637db20cf
A report released by the United Nations’ AIDS agency showed more than 7 million young women had contracted the disease worldwide at the end of 2001 compared to 4.5 million young men.
I saw that in a news article, and I’m still looking for the actual study.
June 22nd, 2007 at 5:46 am - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
That’s nasty. I hope some man finds a cure soon and everyone ailing is inoculated.
The sick fucks who purposefully or knowingly infected people should still be detained.
- Diddy ft. Keyshia Cole - Last Night
September 17th, 2007 at 4:36 am - IP Man-Hash: 77ee3ac97ce7d
@Wolfe.
You have spoken of people’s intelligence allot. Like you know how to read shit. How people who like dogs are intelligent or smarter. What about people who like wolves?
I think that you being here is a mistake. You are shamelessly promoting your own website.
I must say though. I like what you have to say about things. But the effort may be wasted. Make sure when you are here you listen to what everyone has to say. Then respond. Do not ignore a single person.
September 17th, 2007 at 5:06 am - IP Man-Hash: b24fa70c8e643
You’ve gots a lot of Orders happening there. Are you in charge?
September 17th, 2007 at 11:46 am - IP Man-Hash: a13ba81333017
Actually, I’m mediocre at reading spoor, as most of the friends I go hunting with will tell you.
More men than women like dogs (as opposed to cats). Men are better than women. Ergo people who like dogs are better than people who like cats. That’s just the calculus of Dick.
My website’s a definite spinoff of this one. Without Dick, it wouldn’t have existed in its present form. Dick and all readers can judge for themselves as to whether I shamelessly promote my site. I certainly hope so, for we should all promote wonderful things without shame, and my site at http://www.wolfesmusings.com is certainly a wonderful thing.
That’s kind of hard since I don’t have time to read every thread. But, thanks to Mansman I caught this.
diamatik, abaddon and even SotS (when he’s not incredibly angry or drunk are all chaps I largely agree with), yet I miss 3/4 of their posts.
MansVoice is also a sterling fellow. Yet I reply to but one in ten of his epistles.
Sony, evileddy, sam, oldone and countless others are similarly worthy. Yet, I fear, do not get the attention they perhaps deserve.
I think Female’s right in her general assignment of your personality.
Shamelessly,
-wolfe
September 17th, 2007 at 11:49 am - IP Man-Hash: a13ba81333017
Incidentally for people who wish an individual response, PM me on the forums here or at my site of wonderfulness http://www.wolfesmusings.com . You’ll get it sooner or later (though, for example. I owe Abaddon a lengthy response that I’ve been putting off, largely out of a desire to give him my very best commentary). He’s been waiting days.
-wolfe
December 2nd, 2007 at 10:15 pm - IP Man-Hash: 3fe35dcd769c8
Your place is probably always untidy, and you must live on microwave dinners because there is no way in hell you have a woman.
December 2nd, 2007 at 10:40 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0a379370a5fd8
And as a yeast packing, biscuit baking in your britches pole smoking bitch, how do YOU know enough of ANYTHING to ever post about ANYONE?
Oh, you are a woman on a mans’ site, I forgot, you are WAY too fucking intelligent to be wrong………….
The only untidy thing of mine is when I forget to dump women, and just keep them around for the sex without paying them. That is not only untidy, but WAY fucking cooler than your ability to bitch about using a vacuum because you are a “woman” and still being too fucking lazy to do it right………….
When I whip out my 15lb. Manly-Fucking-Cast-Iron-Man Skillet to cook up some fried fucking chicken from Tyson whose plant and selling kick-ass chicken is totally a Man-Thing while I consider chopping off chicken-heads for the tasty parts (no, YOU are still a chickenhead, just not that kind), I will sit back with the smell of Manly-Fucking-Hog-Lard and consider the fact that the ONLY cooking YOU know how to do is burning fucking water for Mac&Cheese out of a box or that YOU consider “cooking” to come from Pizza Hut……….