The Big O
I was recently watching some television (where a properly inspired man can learn just about anything he wants) and I learned some alarming statistics.
70% of women have never had an orgasm during sex.
That’s interesting, I thought. I would have guessed it was way lower than that because really who gives a shit? You can’t squeeze blood from a rock. Then my suspicions of data tampering were confirmed.
85% of men do not enjoy performing oral sex.
Horseshit. The correct percentage is 100.
Men are better than women at having orgasms during sex. It’s because if men were as bad as women at it, there would only be like 50 people. And all of them would have headaches. Men are in it for the species and we don’t let our personal problems and frigid attitudes get in the way of that.
That’s an on going theme with women. They let their personal problems get in their own way and everyone else’s way like an out of control fire hose of gloom and doom. For example how many women have you seen crying at the workplace? Although she probably had good reason for doing so, she probably also forgot that there is no good reason for crying in the workplace. Perhaps the boss was responding too well to her thinly veiled sexual invitations — or perhaps he wasn’t responding enough. Either way it’s bullshit. A Woman at work is a kitten stuck up a tree. No clue how she got there, constant crying, and no way to get up or down.
What a coincidence that that perfectly describes women in the bedroom as well.
Women (and men who are lying to get laid — completely masculine kudos for you men too because that’s a good strategy) will tell you that it’s somehow a man’s fault that sexually all women behave like Godot — or Guffman, whatever you want. This is wrong. If women really think it’s a man’s fault, then shouldn’t it also become a man’s charge to get a woman’s fat ass into the gym every once in a while? Because they definitely don’t relinquish that right at the same time. Try it yourself and see. Though you might cost yourself two to three weeks of crappy sex.
If a woman’s orgasm is a man’s responsibility somehow then let me tell you what becomes a woman’s responsibility. How about not gaining 25 pounds and not jawing endlessly about nothing before, during, and after sex. How about not insisting that men and women can be friends or any one of a million other “wilters” that women seem to have on tap like men have answers and good advice, and that they spout out like they’re playing fucking Family Feud.
“We asked a hundred people what is guaranteed to kill an erection. My new professor at community college is really nice to me because he thinks I show an excellent knowledge and passion for the subject? Survey says!? Ding fucking Ding.”
Women will never stop doing any of that though because the last thing any woman wants is a healthy relationship — sexual or otherwise. That counts for the female orgasm thing too. What oh what would a woman do without the ability to endlessly bitch about the alleged “sexual inadequacy” of her partner to all her catty friends? Women priorities are fucked like that. They feel guilty lying to their life-sucking succubus friends, but not at all guilty about making your love life miserable. Go figure.
The day women take responsibility for those cluster fucks is the day that I single handedly end the drought of female orgasms. Good thing we know that’s never going to happen though, because like I said…100%.
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December 31st, 2007 at 1:02 pm - IP Man-Hash: 6d2bcc78aa95d
Well looky there, i(34) is showing us what a dumb bitch reads like..haha…and since she is so hot on this subject, it must be because she has never had an orgasm (but she will lie about it)
I have only had ONE women who knew how to have an orgasm. That is because she was PRO-ACTIVE!
The only pro-active women I have ever known. She never just laid there expecting me to know what she likes and dislikes. We had awsome sex and she got off everytime.
Everysingle other women I have been with expected me to read her mind as she laid there looking at me, sometimes even giving a ‘grunt’ when she didnt like something.
Why are women so fuckin stupid? Why is it so hard for a women to simply speak up about what turns her on?
Why are women so obsessed with themselves?
December 31st, 2007 at 1:05 pm - IP Man-Hash: 60c984a618a05
She continues forcing herself into conversations between strangers who find her unlikeable. We all know that the reason she does this is her own transsexuality, sexual confusion, and of course her sexual insecurity.
Little does she know this great secret, which has nothing to do with whatever she’s copied and pasted from a feminist site given as an example of why people like her need to sit down and shut up - the reason she can not cum is not her clients. No, the reason lies in the PU$$Y. She’s a frigid little bitch who expects every sexual partner she sells herself to - for attention or cash, it seems - to give her quadruple-orgasms like the ones the porn stars fake. Naturally, like science and reason, when she finds that whoring herself out is not 100% pleasurable 100% of the time, but actually just discounting her body she considers men below her.
And I am 90% certain that she is exactly the same one who talked about that book - Eclipses of Society. Seriously, she sounds like she hasn’t changed a bit. I’m working on some programming right now, but if someone could pull that up and host it. I have one of them:
http://salmonofdoubt.110mb.com/cunt.txt
Ah, and stop by here for my current database.
http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/forums/about2937-0-asc-30.html
No need to worry, ‘i’, I’ll get your writings indexed soon enough. Your literary genius will not be lost on future generations!
December 31st, 2007 at 1:08 pm - IP Man-Hash: 60c984a618a05
Second thought, cunt is a different one. I was just being lazy there - but it is a good read and filled to the brim with forced, awkward stupidity. Good read if you need to feel secure about your karma and world-contributions.
December 31st, 2007 at 1:09 pm - IP Man-Hash: 6d2bcc78aa95d
Wow, leave it to a dumb bitch to screw up the facts.
Fact is, that little ‘Y’ chromosomes has the ability to adapt to the environment, and it actually changes from generation to generation, giving men the ability to grow and become better as we go.
The ‘X’ chromosome does not change ever. It stays the same from day one. That is why scientists were able to identify ‘Lucy’, the female skeleton found in africa, as the mother of all modern humans, becase they were able to trace back her ‘X’ chromosome from modern females who have the exact same ‘X’ chromosome.
This probly explains the perpetual ‘childlike’ behavior women have. It explains why women have a much tougher time adapting to simple changes in both environment and social mechanisms.
Thank you for giving me the oppourtunity to show everyone what a stupid cunt you are, now shove off, your stinking up the place.
February 4th, 2008 at 7:15 pm - IP Man-Hash: b9bf899e84d8e
LOL, this is soo amusing.
How could you waste your time fighting over something SO STUPID.
February 4th, 2008 at 8:14 pm - IP Man-Hash: 666508dec08b7
Actually, what you are referring to is the mitochondrial DNA, which is present in the cells of the body and facilitates the ability of the cell to use energy for the usual processes. Thought originally to be bacterial in origin, which entered the cell and began a symbiotic relationship way back when, and now is an integral part of the celluar process, and can only be passed along the matrilinear line because it’s present in the ovum, not the sperm. Seperate from the nuclear DNA, or the “X” that is being referred to.
Both X and Y chromosomes are continually changing and evolving. in other words, calling a male a walking abortion is asinine, and saying the X chromosome hasn’t evolved right along with the Y is simply incorrect.
February 4th, 2008 at 9:25 pm - IP Man-Hash: 666508dec08b7
On this one, have to say that although I am unfamiliar with the theory, on premise it sounds more like invented hype designed to falsely promote the superiority of one chromosome type over another. (Ok, I’ll have to admit, overblown feminazism stupidity in action here) Just postulating here, but organisms that reproduce through asexual reproduction have the tendency to be highly simplified organisms, which is why you don’t see the average mammal, avian, most reptiles, etc. budding off offspring from random body parts. Diversified, sexual reproduction results in the ability to adapt, evolve, and thrive in a variety of environments, blah blah blah which seems to be the preference of the natural order for success.
Unless you’re an amoeba.
February 15th, 2008 at 10:15 pm - IP Man-Hash: 1ace054919063
February 15th, 2008 at 10:16 pm - IP Man-Hash: 1ace054919063
MRS. LEVAN!
February 16th, 2008 at 3:15 pm - IP Man-Hash: acc94b681042a
Correcto-mundo, Lynn. And in case you did not know, the advantage of sexual reproduction over asexual reproduction is the addition of a completely unique set of genes into the offspring. This is thought to be very important for the offsprings immunology, such that the offspring gets a mix of Major Histocompatibility Complex (aka MHC) genes from two unique individuals, thus increasing the variability of the MHC in the population and increasing the chance that more individuals will survive an ebola-like plague of humanity.
Sexual reproduction is ingenuous. I just which the creatures I want to F*ck were a little less emotional and a little more reasonable. Oh well.
February 16th, 2008 at 8:14 pm - IP Man-Hash: 666508dec08b7
I guess you just need to be a bit more choosy about the species of creature you aim for.
Ah, couldn’t help it. Sometimes you just gotta go for the easy jibe.
The way I see it, depends on what you’re looking for. If you’re just looking for someone to f*!, you set the standards of what you get.
February 16th, 2008 at 8:36 pm - IP Man-Hash: 78be4353fb8ba
Funny Ms. Lynn, except for the fact that the only species that are a mixture of emotional and reasonable (implying the ability to reason) are Homo Sapiens! C’mon, Lynn, I know your smarter than that. You need to come up with a better jibe. Want to try again?
At least Im not writing epititehs (sp?) at you as you would get from most posters on this site….
February 16th, 2008 at 9:18 pm - IP Man-Hash: 666508dec08b7
Depends on the level of reason that you measure by. Pretty much every animal has one degree of reason or another, have you ever watched a dog deliberate the pros and cons of stealing a bit of food off the kitchen counter? (Usually comes down to, “Anybody watching me right now?”)
Granted (epithets). Anyway, I’m just not feeling particularly patient right now about the whole “I’m just out to f*! someone, why are all the women I f*! emotionally unstable nutcases?” Seems to be a pretty logical chain of events, so I don’t see the sense in getting upset about it. Generally speaking, any woman who is so insecure and/or loose that she’ll hop right in bed with someone she barely knows isn’t likely to be the best candidate for emotional maturity/ stability. Tends to be someone whose sense of personal value is wrapped up in body image, etc, as a result needs constant verification of that to bolster her sense of self-worth, which translates to being a needy nutcase.
February 17th, 2008 at 4:39 am - IP Man-Hash: d68f9f0ccb377
I’m thinking that women are “emotional nutcases” in two contexts: 1.) while dating, and 2.) in the midst of a relationship. Let me give you an example of the 2nd type: when I was in my last girlfriends apt, I used a bathroom that was separate from hers. She got extremely upset with me when I left water droplets about the sink (which would evaporate), but it was quite OK for her bathtub in her bathroom to be filled with mold, which she refused to allow me to clean when I offered. I think what drives men crazy is the selective suspension of logic that we feel women often utilize.
In the first context, its often we feel we have to figure out what she wants us to be for her to be interested in us. Women are extremely selective and if you do one thing wrong while dating (like a gum wrapper in the car, or wearing mismatch socks) its all over with for her consideration for you in a romantic light. Of course, this does not even get into what happens if we have views that are different than hers! We find this very frustrating.
I think my (and other men as well) basic frustration with women in the romance/dating dept is that while women want the benefits of professional equality (which I am all for), they will often only consider a man thats “better than her” (makes more money,smarter, more skilled/talented) for a romantic relationship. Doesn’t seem fair.
March 3rd, 2008 at 12:06 pm - IP Man-Hash: 2e156e431b91f
Gotta thank Billy for this:
“The male is a biological accident: the Y (male) gene is an incomplete X (female) gene, that is, has an incomplete set of chromosomes. In other words, the male is an incomplete female, a walking abortion, aborted at the gene stage.”
I always knew the idiot male’ flawed logic was due to genetics. Leave it to a woman to figure it out.
HAHAHHAHAHHAHAH, what a fool.
In case you didn’t know, that leg of the chromosome is FULL of bad genes and traits. Evolution at work right there.
March 28th, 2008 at 4:16 am - IP Man-Hash: fa76e9c8670cf
for fuck sake men are men, women are women; just cos we are different doesnt mean we have to argue. have any of you people arguing had a proper partner that u cherish in your life? I feel sorry for you. This article is a bag of shit.
April 7th, 2008 at 10:30 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4312de865a99a
This guy is right. My gf seriously won’t stfu in bed and have sex like a decent human being. I think she is more interested in telling me about her damn stupid pets and gossiping about meaningless tripe than having a meaningful relationship with intimate moments. Seriously, women need to shut their mouths and think a little more before they talk. That goes for idiotic guys who speak without thinking as well.
Seriously.
April 13th, 2008 at 5:56 am - IP Man-Hash: cb7ff44ed5a2c
Epic. This shit is truer than gravity. I am sick of the lack of responsibility women take in regards to anything. Jesus knew what was up. We need to just forgive people for their stupidity since they aren’t rational enough to know they are fucking up. I think that applies to women especially.
May 5th, 2008 at 1:50 am - IP Man-Hash: d95284a9106fb
Women don’t have orgasms because thye are not hard-wired for it. From the point of view of evolutionary biology, there is simply no reason for women to orgasm.
P Coderch
May 6th, 2008 at 7:35 pm - IP Man-Hash: 062703d978411
Alot of the jibber jabber you might experience right before a romp has much to do with a female trying to erect a ‘hazard/I’m different’ signal instead of you. Much of what is annoying about females is their compensation or attempt to cover over just how different they are. For example, most women are incapable of experiencing sexual pleasure unless they feel they are in a secure, interpersonal relationship. They already know this makes a guy want to put a gun in somebody’s mouth (figuratively).
Men have very little patience for emotional hooey gooey when it’s time for serioius thrills, chills..and mostly spills-they are just blessed w/ that simplicity. I don’t know why UHAUL & PENSKE have to be idling by the ton, invisibly, behind a woman everytime somebody tries to have sex w/ her…but it might hint at why she giving over to becoming the size of a truck. Why can’t she just lighten the hell up?