The Big O
I was recently watching some television (where a properly inspired man can learn just about anything he wants) and I learned some alarming statistics.
70% of women have never had an orgasm during sex.
That’s interesting, I thought. I would have guessed it was way lower than that because really who gives a shit? You can’t squeeze blood from a rock. Then my suspicions of data tampering were confirmed.
85% of men do not enjoy performing oral sex.
Horseshit. The correct percentage is 100.
Men are better than women at having orgasms during sex. It’s because if men were as bad as women at it, there would only be like 50 people. And all of them would have headaches. Men are in it for the species and we don’t let our personal problems and frigid attitudes get in the way of that.
That’s an on going theme with women. They let their personal problems get in their own way and everyone else’s way like an out of control fire hose of gloom and doom. For example how many women have you seen crying at the workplace? Although she probably had good reason for doing so, she probably also forgot that there is no good reason for crying in the workplace. Perhaps the boss was responding too well to her thinly veiled sexual invitations — or perhaps he wasn’t responding enough. Either way it’s bullshit. A Woman at work is a kitten stuck up a tree. No clue how she got there, constant crying, and no way to get up or down.
What a coincidence that that perfectly describes women in the bedroom as well.
Women (and men who are lying to get laid — completely masculine kudos for you men too because that’s a good strategy) will tell you that it’s somehow a man’s fault that sexually all women behave like Godot — or Guffman, whatever you want. This is wrong. If women really think it’s a man’s fault, then shouldn’t it also become a man’s charge to get a woman’s fat ass into the gym every once in a while? Because they definitely don’t relinquish that right at the same time. Try it yourself and see. Though you might cost yourself two to three weeks of crappy sex.
If a woman’s orgasm is a man’s responsibility somehow then let me tell you what becomes a woman’s responsibility. How about not gaining 25 pounds and not jawing endlessly about nothing before, during, and after sex. How about not insisting that men and women can be friends or any one of a million other “wilters” that women seem to have on tap like men have answers and good advice, and that they spout out like they’re playing fucking Family Feud.
“We asked a hundred people what is guaranteed to kill an erection. My new professor at community college is really nice to me because he thinks I show an excellent knowledge and passion for the subject? Survey says!? Ding fucking Ding.”
Women will never stop doing any of that though because the last thing any woman wants is a healthy relationship — sexual or otherwise. That counts for the female orgasm thing too. What oh what would a woman do without the ability to endlessly bitch about the alleged “sexual inadequacy” of her partner to all her catty friends? Women priorities are fucked like that. They feel guilty lying to their life-sucking succubus friends, but not at all guilty about making your love life miserable. Go figure.
The day women take responsibility for those cluster fucks is the day that I single handedly end the drought of female orgasms. Good thing we know that’s never going to happen though, because like I said…100%.
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April 30th, 2007 at 10:02 am - IP Man-Hash: d2bf73bae8061
@ SotS- I stay here unwelcome because the site is disturbing. It demonizes women, ALL women, regardless of their behavior. It isn’t a critique of feminist attitudes, or slutty behavior, or bad mothers, or any other behavior within one’s control that could be legitimately criticized. I believe Dick said somewhere, “Feminism isn’t the problem, women are the problem”. They’re called leeches if they stay at home with the kids and they’re called incompetent if they go to work. Useless if they won’t fuck you and a slut if they do. It has nothing to do with how a woman behaves, it’s just a condemnation of women. That in and of itself is disturbing, but then you have Billy’s lovely refrain of “women are unworthy of life” and your constant threats of violence, along with violent remarks by more random posters, plenty of claims that “rape isn’t that bad”, and some facts that are just flat-ou incorrect, and then this site becomes extremely disturbing. It’s the internet, you have the right to say whatever you want, but you can’t expect that it’ll go uncriticized.
Some of this site could pass as interesting commentary, and I realize that a portion of it is hyperbole for humor, but it still crosses a line. Show me any site that truly demonizes men to THIS extent and allows fairly consistent talk of violence to them, and I’ll gladly piss off the people on that site as well.
April 30th, 2007 at 11:19 am - IP Man-Hash: 4555637db20cf
Fellow men, ignore the detractor and let us get to work. Spread the word, reveal the truth, expose the lies, give feminism the boot!
April 30th, 2007 at 11:36 am - IP Man-Hash: 41f366f99dbf6
Let me see… I’ll just type that into the search engine… wow, that’s a lot. Why don’t you just mozy on to… all 134,152,194 of those sites and give those whores a piece of your mind. I’m sure they’d love to hear it.
See:
militant feminism
(any other oxymorons for the day?)
April 30th, 2007 at 12:19 pm - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
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Guess I’m just a proud, chauvinist phallocrat.
- nerd - blue crush soundtrack - rockstar
April 30th, 2007 at 12:30 pm - IP Man-Hash: d2bf73bae8061
The SCUM Manifesto is disgusting, and much worse than this site, but it was written decades ago. That form of extreme feminism is all but dead, apart from an extreme minority of lunatics.
@ Doubt- I googled “militant feminism” and found many sites about militant feminism, but no blogs actually advocating it.
April 30th, 2007 at 3:03 pm - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
I can’t be bothered to look for and link to multitude of inane places on the web that view that literary abomination as some shining beacon for pending progress in the ‘battle for equality.’
- Pascal - Anti
April 30th, 2007 at 4:01 pm - IP Man-Hash: c406e944e31e4
That’s brillient Alex, of course they’ll never be able to argue against the truth of your words when they’re too busy playing with themselves.
April 30th, 2007 at 5:02 pm - IP Man-Hash: f6d92a78ad37e
fjldsfjslfjasfj, if a man would rather play with himself than to screw you, then that means something is terribly wrong with you. Men are brave, and there are some men who would fuck anything; so the fact that even they refuse to fuck you only implies that …
April 30th, 2007 at 5:54 pm - IP Man-Hash: c406e944e31e4
Have you replaced the words “screw” and “fuck” in your argument, with the word “debate”? If so, I guess that implies they lack the mental prowess, thus having to resort to self-stimulation.
April 30th, 2007 at 7:18 pm - IP Man-Hash: f6d92a78ad37e
No, I haven’t. But I was wondering if you could let me borrow your phone for a while. That would be so haut.
April 30th, 2007 at 7:52 pm - IP Man-Hash: 41f366f99dbf6
Female, you’re cute when you try to think. And you whores have such origionality. It’s like the bitch-fest never ends.
Seriously, though, I want to stick it in you baby ;D
My cock in your mouth would shut you up good. What, only women can make sexual threats? Well, in that case, it seems equality isn’t a two-way street, is it? That’s it, I say fuck the anti-male system. Let’s do this regressive style:
If a girl runs her mouth a bit too long, she gets clubbed on the head and possibly violated. Hey, it’s been happening for 30 generations, and so far, no SCUMS occured during that time. Really, though, I read that exerpt. Talk about a lack of personality. There were countless personal attack and just general shit in an official MANifesto.
And if those ungrateful bitches hate men so much, why don’t they go live in a forest where they will never have to worry about those horrible men and their devilish creations. They can make those ‘walking dildoes’ out of logs, and it may be a bit harder for them to fake pleasure with an ant-infested piece of dry-rot, but hey, at least it isn’t man-made. Then again, environmentalism, championed by the man Theodore Roosevelt, did kind of keep those forests there.
May 1st, 2007 at 2:49 am - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
I find it telling and ironic how the bitch confuses genes and chromosomes.
- X-X JAPAN - Art Of Life(Stephane K)
July 14th, 2007 at 7:43 pm - IP Man-Hash: 799f5d4830d97
Ok, this is really weird. Many years ago I dated this gal that would not give head at all, nada. vaginal, fine. Even anal was fine too (she liked it a little too much ;-O).
I always thought that there was this hiarchy, vaginal, then oral then if she was really receptive (or not paying attention), eventually anal, but in that order.
Anal was always the taboo thing and you had to finesse your way to the back door.
“Head” to me has always been a given. I guess you would just expect a little “slobber on the nobber”.
You’d grab your beer, remote control and put on the “man show” or some other fine public television show where big breasted women are jumping on a trampoline, while little miss princess bobs for bilibong.
Not this chick, you could screw her holiest of holies, and give her one in the bum (for all brits) and she was more than accomodating, but gobble the root, now that was out of the fucking question. Go figure.
It wasn’t hygene or size issues either. I never asked her, but always wish I had because now, I’m so curious, why door number 1 and door number 3, but no door number 2. (maybe Monte Hall Knows). Maybe she had one too many pearl necklaces.
Female, you seem to know your way around a willie, any comments??
-Banzai
July 14th, 2007 at 8:01 pm - IP Man-Hash: c406e944e31e4
Well I’m not a virgin, Banzai, if that’s what you mean. Don’t fall over, but I’m not a slut either. Being assertive doesn’t equate to being promiscuous.
Perhaps she liked anal because her G spot was located on the wall of her vagina where it would be best stimulated through anal sex?
I find it laughable that men think they can enter someone’s anus without that person being aware of it.
July 17th, 2007 at 8:31 pm - IP Man-Hash: e138b69be1d1c
i agree with you Female how the hell can you Banzai anal her without her ever knowing it? Damn thats weird or maybe “maybe” its too small for her t feel it.
August 17th, 2007 at 10:05 pm - IP Man-Hash: eda879070de86
The female orgasm is not a myth but it is also not the same as the general wetness that occurs when one is just a little stimulated down south. Pretty much like a little wetness out of your penis is not the same as a male orgasm. A female orgasm usually will only occur if you guys do a little more than just stick it in her. Personally I have had plenty of orgasms and I’m happy to have had them. And yes, I am a woman. As for the Lady who didn’t give one of you guys head I am quite similar to her. I do not go around giving head. Not only is giving head kind of gross in my opinion it is also only there for a man’s pleasure. Unless both of us are enjoying the activity it is not something I would engage in. Period. End of discussion. The guys who are around me accept this and respect this; and yes, both of them love going down on me. And no, I do not cheat, we all live together and they are both mine. Ahh how the world is changing.
Queen HayaH —
August 17th, 2007 at 10:15 pm - IP Man-Hash: 1d7991e476ee8
Is it just me, or does anyone else want to gag Her Majesty? If only I could do it without touching her…
August 17th, 2007 at 10:29 pm - IP Man-Hash: eda879070de86
I see you do not approve the fact that I do not sit quietly and read things that I know are obviously wrong without speaking up.
So do you have a problem with a woman speaking? Or perhaps you have a problem with a woman actually stating that a woman’s orgasm is not a myth? Or perhaps it is because my life will not fit into your little box of what it is to be like? Or maybe because I do not act the way you wish a woman to act? Or perhaps all of it? Why is it you wish to “gag” me?
Queen HayaH —
August 18th, 2007 at 9:41 am - IP Man-Hash: 1d7991e476ee8
I’d like to gag you because the absolute hate you exude for half the human race actually turns my stomach. Every time I read something you wrote I feel like I need a shower to get the spatter off me. I actually feel a little sorry for you; it seems to me that that much hate and bitterness can only come from personal experience. Were you molested? I was. Over and over.
If you want to be a stripper, do so. There’s plenty of money in it. More power to you. Make sure you invest enough to support yourself when your looks no longer make you a living. Or find a sugar daddy. Nope, better invest. He’ll dump you, too, when your hard living starts to show in your face.
I know a woman’s orgasm is not a myth.
I have no problem with women speaking. I spend a certain amount of time doing it myself.
August 18th, 2007 at 5:03 pm - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
Yet another catfight.
What women won’t do to charm themselves into men’s graces?
Everything you do and everything you wear (and don’t) is for our attention and delight that you might win preference and you damn well know it.
Until you got us by the balls. Then you burst.
- Ben King - Stand by me