The Big O
I was recently watching some television (where a properly inspired man can learn just about anything he wants) and I learned some alarming statistics.
70% of women have never had an orgasm during sex.
That’s interesting, I thought. I would have guessed it was way lower than that because really who gives a shit? You can’t squeeze blood from a rock. Then my suspicions of data tampering were confirmed.
85% of men do not enjoy performing oral sex.
Horseshit. The correct percentage is 100.
Men are better than women at having orgasms during sex. It’s because if men were as bad as women at it, there would only be like 50 people. And all of them would have headaches. Men are in it for the species and we don’t let our personal problems and frigid attitudes get in the way of that.
That’s an on going theme with women. They let their personal problems get in their own way and everyone else’s way like an out of control fire hose of gloom and doom. For example how many women have you seen crying at the workplace? Although she probably had good reason for doing so, she probably also forgot that there is no good reason for crying in the workplace. Perhaps the boss was responding too well to her thinly veiled sexual invitations — or perhaps he wasn’t responding enough. Either way it’s bullshit. A Woman at work is a kitten stuck up a tree. No clue how she got there, constant crying, and no way to get up or down.
What a coincidence that that perfectly describes women in the bedroom as well.
Women (and men who are lying to get laid — completely masculine kudos for you men too because that’s a good strategy) will tell you that it’s somehow a man’s fault that sexually all women behave like Godot — or Guffman, whatever you want. This is wrong. If women really think it’s a man’s fault, then shouldn’t it also become a man’s charge to get a woman’s fat ass into the gym every once in a while? Because they definitely don’t relinquish that right at the same time. Try it yourself and see. Though you might cost yourself two to three weeks of crappy sex.
If a woman’s orgasm is a man’s responsibility somehow then let me tell you what becomes a woman’s responsibility. How about not gaining 25 pounds and not jawing endlessly about nothing before, during, and after sex. How about not insisting that men and women can be friends or any one of a million other “wilters” that women seem to have on tap like men have answers and good advice, and that they spout out like they’re playing fucking Family Feud.
“We asked a hundred people what is guaranteed to kill an erection. My new professor at community college is really nice to me because he thinks I show an excellent knowledge and passion for the subject? Survey says!? Ding fucking Ding.”
Women will never stop doing any of that though because the last thing any woman wants is a healthy relationship — sexual or otherwise. That counts for the female orgasm thing too. What oh what would a woman do without the ability to endlessly bitch about the alleged “sexual inadequacy” of her partner to all her catty friends? Women priorities are fucked like that. They feel guilty lying to their life-sucking succubus friends, but not at all guilty about making your love life miserable. Go figure.
The day women take responsibility for those cluster fucks is the day that I single handedly end the drought of female orgasms. Good thing we know that’s never going to happen though, because like I said…100%.
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December 11th, 2005 at 7:44 am - IP Man-Hash: 6548eaf963ef8
Women are selfish self centered creatures by nature, and this works against their sexual satisfaction in the end. In order to have great sex BOTH partners have to be generous with one another. Not just the man.
Many times before I ate my ex’s pussy out (the money grubber) but do you think she reciprocated ? Nothing at all back in return to say thank you for the mind blowing orgasm you just gave me.
I got tired of that shit real quick, and I stopped going down on her. Which pissed her off real bad, not that I care. The last thing I knew about her sex life was she was paying some black teenage guys to service her, ha ha. Hope she gets AIDS or other STD’s for being a chimp fucking whore :) LMFWAO !!
February 20th, 2007 at 5:31 pm - IP Man-Hash: c62f8dc0940a6
I still think the female orgasm is a myth.
February 20th, 2007 at 8:36 pm - IP Man-Hash: ee4ce24d3e0c5
Preposterous. If that were true women wouldn’t fuck poor thugs who get them off while hubby works all day.
However, it would be nice if the female orgasm were a myth, because then at least rich men could be secure with their wife. Not that it benefits a lower class peasant like myself.
February 20th, 2007 at 9:09 pm - IP Man-Hash: 1e9a4fd46c3a7
I think it isn’t a myth. It is possibly rare, but not a myth. What about when a woman ‘wet’ or something and all that sex talk etc.
February 21st, 2007 at 6:24 am - IP Man-Hash: 4555637db20cf
I never said that women can’t get turned on. I just said that they do not orgasm. The wetness is just there to facilitate the entry of the penis into her haddock scented hallway.
An orgasm, however, is solely the domain of the man, similarly to the way childbirth is the domain of women.
April 29th, 2007 at 5:58 pm - IP Man-Hash: 191242b12610c
female “orgasm” is a myth. I mean look at the myriad of theories that are out there, all claiming to be experts of the female “orgams”. How many of those orgasm theory are directed at men? none. That’s because orgasm is naturally manly, we don’t need anyone to tell us how to get off. It is so ludicrous that many women have been fooled into believing that crap. Get over it women, you will never have orgasm because you are not men.
Why are women so gullible?
April 29th, 2007 at 7:21 pm - IP Man-Hash: 41f366f99dbf6
Hey, if you wanted to enjoy sex, you should have been born male.
That’s a simple answer for everything they moan about. It doesn’t tire your man-mind out so it remains refreashed and vitalized for some man-business.
And to which they reply,
“So you choose your gender?”
And you say,
“Why not? You seem to think girls are so great. No (many things women lack), no problem, right?”
I’ll need to try that sometime. It’s good to be anti-conformist. I’m not insecure and I don’t have to go around agreeing with what imbeciles and cowards spurt. If someone says something looks gay and I can’t see anything femine about it, the first thing I do is try it out. I am throughly de-conditioned and I love it.
April 30th, 2007 at 5:16 am - IP Man-Hash: 4555637db20cf
Thank you. Finally some of you have begun to see the light and to realise that there is no such thing as a female orgasm. Gentlemen, please, go forth and spread the word. We need to get rid of this myth, and by doing so we will put a boot in the huge ass called feminism.
April 30th, 2007 at 6:29 am - IP Man-Hash: d8f92aef8a49e
Hah! geestelijke flatulentie!
April 30th, 2007 at 6:52 am - IP Man-Hash: d2bf73bae8061
How can women be fooled into believing they’re having an orgasm? For one thing, any psychological or physiological study support its existence. For another, common sense would tell you that one tends to know the feeling when they experience it.
April 30th, 2007 at 7:48 am - IP Man-Hash: 191242b12610c
Women wouldn’t know orgasm if it slap them on the face. What reinforces the fact that it’s a myth is that ” hidden orgasm ” bullshit.Why in the world would an orgasm be hidden? Common sense will tell you not to believe people who have no idea about what they are talking about. For instance, How many times have you heard about women faking it? how many times have you heard the pseudo experts say that women thought they experience orgasm but they didn’t? For goodness sake, people can not even agree on what female orgasm is, so how can any women know what it feels like? and you excpet us to believe that shit?
April 30th, 2007 at 8:47 am - IP Man-Hash: eda3a6f67ec70
Alex, it’s surprising what women will believe.
For instance, you believe if you stay here unwelcome long enough that someone will accept you and you will change them for the “better”.
But in actuality no one listens to anything you say and if you were to be struck by lightning and we found out we’d all laugh.