The Subconscious Man Brain
Science should be renamed as man’s best friend. Or better yet — if science could combine itself and a dog, well then we’d be talking.
We’d not be talking about those Sony Aibo’s either. Those things are pieces of crap.
A new study says the unconscious brain is a better decision maker than the conscious brain. No shit. I guess that’s why men are so much better than women at not fucking their lives up so bad that the government needs to set up temporary housing for them and their beaten children just so they can think about how badly they fucked up and hope to get a job at a gas station. It’s because men let their subconscious brains do all the thinking.
Think about it — or better yet don’t! As a man, you’ll reach the correct decision either way.
Men spend their “off time” being productive. They build chairs, write hilarious and factual websites, watch TV. Whatever a man does when he isn’t thinking, he’s occupying his conscious mind with task after task. Women, however, do not.
Women let their conscious minds wallow like pigs in a pool of mud and shit; free to muddle up the thinking process at will. Women gab endlessly if they’re doing anything at all, and if they’re not, they’re probably just sitting in the car taking two hours to pick the kids up from soccer practice. I see that kind of shit every day.
“How was your day honey?”
“Busy!”
“Was that because it took you two hours to pick the kids up from soccer practice? Why didn’t you spend that time learning how to read a fucking watch?”
If thinking were baking a delicious pie of meats and spices, women would upend a bag of fast foot and Cool Ranch Doritos into a casserole dish and then drop it on the table with a frown and a fucking tedious diatribe about how you’re about to not appreciate something worthless. Men — just like we do in every single other aspect of life, take our time. We let thoughts and ideas sit on the back burners of the mind — where our think grease has been collecting for decades. That’s how you get the good flavor. It’s that old grease in the back.
Look it up for yourself, men. Or better yet, just go do whatever awesome and productive thing that you want. Next time you think about any of this, the answer will be sitting there for you like the finest pint of ale you’ve ever drank in your whole damn life.
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February 18th, 2006 at 1:00 am - IP Man-Hash: 82a21cd1dc451
“the government needs to set up temporary housing for them and their beaten children”
This remark shows what’s wrong with the human male. We male gorillas would never think of our infants as belonging to the females. A true alpha male recognizes his duty to protects both his females and his offspring. Meanwhile, human governments are building prisons to accommodate the ever increasing population of delinquent human males, including rapists, robbers and serial killers.
The sad fact is that nowadays only a small proportion of human males deserve to father children, i.e. the really successful ones who manage corporations and governments. The rest ought to be castrated to avoid weakening the human stock with their defective genes.
February 18th, 2006 at 5:01 pm - IP Man-Hash: 272ca95f22012
This is part of an article by Carey Roberts on “abusive women”, getting away with “murder and abuse”.
“In 2003, females, usually mothers, represented 58% of perpetrators of child abuse and neglect, with men composing the remaining cases. In that same year an estimated 1,500 children died of abuse or neglect. In 31% of those cases, the perpetrator was the mother acting alone, compared to 18% of fathers acting alone.
Then there’s the scandal of Dumpster babies. In 1998, 105 newborn infants were discovered abandoned in public places. One-third of those babies were found dead.”
“Patricia Pearson has written a blockbuster book called, When She Was Bad: Violent Women and the Myth of Innocence. Pearson documents repeated examples of violent women who draw their Get-Out-of-Jail-Free card by claiming PMS, battered woman’s syndrome, or postpartum depression.
Remember Andrea Yates who admitted to drowning her five boys in a bathtub? Of course the National Organization for Women rushed to her defense, claiming that postpartum blues justified the serial murder. And two weeks ago Texas 1st Court of Appeals ruled that her conviction should be reversed.”
Rest of the article here……
http://whatmenthinkofwomen.blogspot.com/
February 20th, 2006 at 12:03 am - IP Man-Hash: 49c9ff889fded
Dick, that hit pretty close to the mark. Best decisions happen when your mind is occupied with something else. I think that is why men instinctively know when to leave each other alone. Women will force themselves into a situation with a man who knows all the facts and is actively backburning a problem.
what is wrong? nothing
is it me? nope
is it something I said? nope
it is something I said? nope
what did I say? nothing
was it something bad? nope
are you okay? yup
why won’t you talk to me? I’m fine
there is something wrong isn’t there? nope
what is going on? nothing
are we going to be okay? yup
“You are an asshole and have no soul, all my problems are your fault.” Eventually the man will have to disengage his manly decision making apparatus to engage the feelings of the moment. Oh joy.
Two men having the same conversation: You doing okay?(you thinking about something?) yup. Need anything?(Do you have all the facts? Do you need me to help with that?) nope. /wazzup nod. /wazzup nod. The manly decision apparati keeps churning. Pretty soon an idea that will improve the world in some way will be born.
Just a hint, if a man gives you two one word answers in a row, leave him alone.
February 20th, 2006 at 12:42 am - IP Man-Hash: eadd56da2c7c9
It is reputed that whilst on a fishing trip, Thomas Edison watched as a discarded bamboo fishing rod glowed in the campfire for hours. In a display of lateral thinking, he wondered whether he could achieve the same outcome by supplying electricity to a similar material and eventually produce light for people to use in their houses and on the streets.
If you can read this, and it’s after sunset, thank a man.
-Big Al
February 20th, 2006 at 12:43 am - IP Man-Hash: 2d8e0be60bc47
It is beyond the verbal diarrhea-ist.
February 20th, 2006 at 12:21 pm - IP Man-Hash: 340da95569b9b
Biff, that is so true. “If a man gives you two one word answers in a row, leave him alone.”
February 20th, 2006 at 12:21 pm - IP Man-Hash: f3ae1ac46a2e3
That should be on the front of every Cosmo.
-Dick
May 27th, 2007 at 10:42 am - IP Man-Hash: 45a323ff28db9
that implies that most men give a flying fuck about having ditto. I’ve heard maybe one guy in my life talk about wanting and having kids. They just wanna get laid. People have to come from somewhere right? But since most of them are busy annoying me at work, getting in my way in traffic, jabbering in Spanish or turning me down for sex, i really could not care less where, when or if they come.
For women i think its the maternity instinct thing, after which the men 9 times of 10 get dumped, since the woman knows now they don’t have to have them around annoying them by leaving the seat up. but will still have to pay up, which in the end is all most of the bitches care about anyways.
August 21st, 2007 at 5:40 pm - IP Man-Hash: b24fa70c8e643
Didn’t Hitler say something like that once?
January 26th, 2008 at 10:16 am - IP Man-Hash: 704442c4e98b2
its the mans fault. Some of you dont take care of your babies. Youre the pathetic ones. Since youre such big strong intelligent men you think you would know better.
February 18th, 2008 at 9:01 pm - IP Man-Hash: 1d2f323ba0ec2
You do realize that NewScientist article to which you linked has zero mention of gender-related differences in the subconscious thought process. Your statement “Women let their conscious minds wallow like pigs in a pool of mud and shit; free to muddle up the thinking process at will.” is baseless conjecture. I know multiple women who spend their free time writing, reading, playing an instrument, as do multiple men that I know. And I know people of both genders who do nothing with their minds.