The Wife Contract. Absolute Perfection

Is it so fucking crazy to have some expectations of your spouse? Or is that the pedophilia of the twenty-first century?

Actually, I guess it is. That explains why so many women-teachers are getting away with molesting thirteen year olds. Women molest kids. Women have all kinds of crazy expectations from their spouses.

Apparently, they’re one in the same.

Here are some female type crazy expectations just off the top of my head.

1. Husbands are expected to buy a house for their princess before the age of 35. Before his age of 35. Hers is irrelevant.
2. Husbands are expected to maintain an erection over a manatee that was once a beautiful young woman and has since racked them up a five figure mortgage payment.
3. Husbands are expected to keep their mouths shut when women open theirs and add another shovelful of dung onto the “Top 10 Dumbest Things Said of All Time” list. Fuck you.

If you ask me, those are some crazy expectations. Here comes the zinger.

There’s a new trend that I am behind five hundred thousand percent. It’s called the “Wife Contract”. I like to imagine it like a pre-nuptial agreement on steroids, but it’s really much more. It’s much more like a marriage counselor on steroids.

Have any of you ever been to a marriage counselor? I’m guessing yes, because you’re here and that means you have a problem putting up with mouth-nonsense just because it’s coming out of a sex-toy. Seriously though, answering woman with anything other than, “you have no fucking idea what you’re talking about,” is demeaning. It’s disingenuous. As a man, you have to admit that.

Marriage counselors are completely full of shit.

I have a friend who’s a marriage counselor. He’s a good guy. He’s quite rich and let me tell you something; he deserves every fucking penny of it. You know that feeling you get right when a woman leans forward like she’s about to say something. That’s his entire fucking job. That’s his life.

According to him, marriage problems are the woman’s fault 98% of the time. The remaining 2%, he says, are because of religious conflicts.

To be fair, I blame men for that. After all, is it not the job of a man somewhere to tell a woman what her religious beliefs are and make sure she understands how to regurgitate them? Is there even a religion where the main God is a woman? If there is, it’s the religion of Happy Hour at the Bar with the Hot Waitress. I think we’re on the same page here. The “Wife Contract” is merely an extension of this principle.

Travis Frey of Iowa, is facing kidnapping charges merely for doing what every man in the world wants: putting some “crazy expectations” of his own into writing and making his wife sign it. Crazy expectations like what I ask?

Be naked for at least 3 hours a day? Yes.
Be cheerful and adoring toward her husband? Yes.
Don’t be a condescending bitch? Well look at that. Yes.

Travis’ even got a fucking incentive program all built in! Described as Good Behavior Days, said wife can cash in on actions above and beyond the call of wifery whenever she pleases. It’s like getting frequent flier miles just for doing your goddamn job.

All women should be so lucky.

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Comment by Raj7
2010-02-27 00:30:00 - IP Man-Hash: b8e702169de6b

To the lesbian below.I havent met your gf.Now go be a gay feminist bitch somewhere else.

 
Comment by TheRiPtIdE
2009-02-27 21:56:43 - IP Man-Hash: b3f006932dff1

BITCH! have you met my gf? she makes more than me! do you have a Girlfriend?! dude you can kiss my fucking ass

 
Comment by Hillary
2009-02-11 02:15:27 - IP Man-Hash: 81820b899e4b1

I’m a psychologist; this is some great info on gender differences.
Who knew that men and women would become so hostile to one another, so hostile that they cannot remember what it truly means to be connected, and in love, and valued by one another.

Comment by DallyWama
2009-02-11 03:25:24 - IP Man-Hash: 6fb00d2d6e0ae

Thanks Dick. This is actually therapeutic. I love to vent my frustrations about women. I actually get along well with women who are not insecure feminists. However, feminists need to be rounded up like cattle and sent to Afghanistan. That is after I give them a spanking for being the naughty little whores they are. Hows that for therapy hillary?

 
Comment by Muzalon
2009-02-11 03:35:01 - IP Man-Hash: dc1ce585d20f0

It is in fact predicted in most scripture.

 
 
Comment by keikori
2009-01-22 13:23:17 - IP Man-Hash: a56978c55d5cf

Does this mean we have the right to also make a contract? Or are we not good enough, after all, to you we’re all slaves and nothing but that.

Comment by Joseph James Frantz
2009-01-22 13:30:48 - IP Man-Hash: 3339fb85335a1

Tell ya what, when the contracts are TRULY equitable, and based on FACT, and BOTH sides of the contract are enforceable, THEN you have the right to make contracts. Until then, you can fuck off this website toots.

 
Comment by Chris
2009-01-22 13:35:33 - IP Man-Hash: 8fdae3316d084

You’re not a “slave” sweety.
You’re BETTER than a slave.

Because you are a SLAVE –>> that can LEAVE anytime she likes.

Isn’t that AWESOME?

The door is always open for you to LEAVE.
In LIFE, in LOVE, and on this website.

You’re not a slave.

We don’t want a woman to be a “slave”.

It’s much nicer for US when we know YOU KNOW you can LEAVE anytime you like. But you choose to stay. That’s not a slave. That’s a woman…. and a man who knows what he’s doing.

Comment by Joseph James Frantz
2009-01-22 13:40:08 - IP Man-Hash: 3339fb85335a1

Chris, but it is CLEAR she desperately WANTS to be a slave. Slaves are abused, WHY would someone go someplace where she is going to be spoken SO DISMISSIVELY to, unless she WANTED it?

Think about it.

Comment by Chris
2009-01-22 13:47:01 - IP Man-Hash: 8fdae3316d084

@JJF – If she WANTS to be a slave that’s a different story.

I don’t mind that either.

But it’s a bigger compliment to ME when she KNOWS she can walk anytime she likes — and doesn’t.

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Comment by samantha mo
2009-04-26 14:23:48 - IP Man-Hash: db04a544f196e

I want to! I want to! Ooh ooh pick me!!
Hehehe I love this website. Pretty much everything on it is ironically true because of the low level of consciousness of 96% of humanity. But we 4% do exist though! We’re out there…we women who aren’t bitches…
But yeah..I like being a slave :D Most of the men on here have a very sexy mindset, but it’s not very intellectually appealing. What a pickle.

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Comment by Bob
2009-04-26 18:00:20 - IP Man-Hash: 69e87ff00a9c2

“We’re out there…we women who aren’t bitches…”

I’d like to know what your definition of the word “bitch” is. You’re a prime candidate for the “bitch” tag in my book.

You’re an insolent cunt who comes on a website for men, spouting a bunch of bullshit, calling men “stupid”, and then you want to pretend you’re not a bitch?

 
 
 
Comment by Chris
2009-01-22 13:42:31 - IP Man-Hash: 8fdae3316d084

Whimmin like MEN to be “slaves” though.

CUNT: “Ha ha!!! Your ass is married now. You’re responsible for me now, you loser. And that ring was kinda cheap. You’re so fucking cheap. You don’t take me out for dinner enough. You don’t show that you appreciate me enough! Why don’t you be real man!”

And he CAN’T leave.

It’s actually –>> CHEAPER TO KEEP HER.

Poor guy.

Menarebetterthanwomen.

Comment by keikori
2009-01-22 13:44:16 - IP Man-Hash: a56978c55d5cf

Why is it you want me to leave? Do you fear my words?

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Comment by Chris
2009-01-22 13:50:45 - IP Man-Hash: 8fdae3316d084

I don’t want you to leave,
I don’t care if you leave.

It’s interesting that you WON’T leave though.
Kinda like a cockroach…. and CHER.

 
Comment by Joseph James Frantz
2009-01-22 13:55:30 - IP Man-Hash: 3339fb85335a1

Jesus fuckin’ Christ, Chris. twice in one day.

I was going to say, WHY do YOU want the bugs to leave your house? Why do you NOT want roaches crawling all over your floor? Is it because you are AFRAID of them?

Women are afraid. THAT is why YOU are here. Whimmin FEAR DESPERATELY that men will say something THAT SHE IS NOT ENTITLED to hear. They fear that men will NOT SUCCUMB to the whims of whimmin (interesting how the words are spelled the same no? And a feminist is the one that coined the term whimmin, WHAT does that tell you?)

Men do NOT FEAR words. Sorry toots. ONLY WOMEN think that WORDS CAN HURT YOU. Words are NOTHING to be afraid of.

Indeed, your ridiculously failing dissenting view ONLY PROVES our claims. But let’s be honest, you would love to be naked, writing in chains at the feet of a man, staring up at him in lust. It is evident to ALL of us.

 
Comment by keikori
2009-01-22 14:16:56 - IP Man-Hash: a56978c55d5cf

If I would “love to be naked, writing in chains at the feet of a man, staring up at him in lust” then wouldn’t I be doing such things.

 
Comment by Chris
2009-01-22 14:21:37 - IP Man-Hash: 8fdae3316d084

Really. Well that’s a woman for you.
She prefers doing things she “hates”.

Classic.

 
Comment by keikori
2009-01-22 14:33:34 - IP Man-Hash: a56978c55d5cf

Look, I’m not here to attract attention, nobody ever said you had to comment on what I have to say, I’m simply here to express my opinion on these articles and their idiocy because Dick obviously had some issues and I’d like to get some different opinions in here. I’d also like to prove a point by not keeping my mouth shut like the slave you seem to want women to be.

p.s. I’m not a feminist, feminists have idiotic ideas also, no man should bow down and let us have the control, just as no women should bow down and let them keep complete control of them (I say “complete control” because many women DO like to be controlled a least a small bit in a relationship, I personally like to be controlled more then being in control, but also like to have my own say in things and be able to speak my mind, and I’ve had to deal with both.)

 
Comment by Joseph James Frantz
2009-01-22 14:34:52 - IP Man-Hash: 3339fb85335a1

Eventually you WILL be doing such things. Whimmin typically deny themselves over and over, frustrated that they have desires to be dominated completely. Eventually some wake up and realize, shutting the fuck up, crawling, and obeying a man, is the ONLY THING that is going to provide her TRUE satisfaction.

 
Comment by keikori
2009-01-22 14:41:46 - IP Man-Hash: a56978c55d5cf

No, it’s true, women Do like to do things men tell them, usually, mainly when it involved making them happy cause it’s all we can seem to care about. Yes, i know this, I do this. But this ONLY applies to a boyfriend/husband. And even with a boyfriend/husband, we still like to have a voice and not have to shut up and not be able to give our opinions (most of us anyway).

 
Comment by Joseph James Frantz
2009-01-22 14:46:15 - IP Man-Hash: 3339fb85335a1

Obviously Dick DOES have some issues. He has some issues with whimmin being shit fuck stupid. Anyone would. Anyone except whimmin that is.

As far as control, none of us are advocating COMPLETE control.

And:

“I personally like to be controlled more then being in control”

Can I read’em or what Chris?

Keikori, of COURSE you would like to have your own say in a relationship and speak your mind. IF you are speaking REASONABLY, then that is all well and good.

Men are capable of GREAT LOVE. LOVE is the desire to GIVE (as Chris puts it SO well, in fact the best definition I have ever heard). So we are more than willing to CONTROL women, but not ABUSE them. Start waking up to that, and start crawling. You’ll find life far more appealing.

 
Comment by Joseph James Frantz
2009-01-22 14:48:33 - IP Man-Hash: 3339fb85335a1

Of course. However, there are times a woman HAS to be told to shut up or TOLD what to do. My ex and I were pulled over by the police who had us put our hands on the dash. They came to each side of the window, GUNS PULLED. Told her to take her right hand and roll down the window. She started to move both hands and started to give them lip. I seized her left hand, told her to shut up, and do what he said.

WHY did I HAVE to tell her to shut up?

Think about it.

 
Comment by keikori
2009-01-22 14:49:22 - IP Man-Hash: a56978c55d5cf

And I suppose you don’t see forcing women to do things as abuse. What if we don’t Want to crawl for you, you still insist upon it, and we end up doing it to make you happy.

 
Comment by keikori
2009-01-22 14:52:21 - IP Man-Hash: a56978c55d5cf

You had reason to do as you did, you didn’t want to get shot (though what the hell you were doing to get in such a situation is beyond me). In that case, she was nervous and probably heard wrong or was too nervous to think correctly.

 
Comment by Joseph James Frantz
2009-01-22 14:57:27 - IP Man-Hash: 3339fb85335a1

It depends on WHAT things we force a woman to do. Was it ABUSE to stop my wife from getting us both shot because I FORCED her to keep one hand on the dash? Sometimes FORCE is necessary.

As far as the circumstance of a woman crawling, you well know what we are talking about. You already admitted you prefer when a man takes control. However, as in ALL cases of relationships, there are going to be things that both parties do, they would prefer not. A woman, that is not keen on it, crawling, to please her man, who has had to listen to her ramble about friends, family, coworkers, and the rest of her useless day, is hardly an exchange in his favor.

Think about it.

 
Comment by Joseph James Frantz
2009-01-22 15:01:38 - IP Man-Hash: 3339fb85335a1

“You had reason to do as you did, you didn’t want to get shot”

Who does?

“(though what the hell you were doing to get in such a situation is beyond me).”

Of course it was beyond you because I did not give you the reason. It’s not beyond a man to imagine TWO circumstances. One wherein we DESERVED to be pulled over, and the other wherein we DIDN’T. What were we doing? We cleaned offices late at night, and were leaving to go home. We were behind the building, just as a police officer pulled up, and assumed we were up to no good.

“In that case, she was nervous and probably heard wrong or was too nervous to think correctly.”

Which is EXACTLY what women do all of the time. They DO NOT THINK. They REACT. It takes a MAN to stop those reactions and MAKE them think. Hey, it just happens to save your lives all of the time. But whimmin think of that as ABUSE.

Typical.

 
Comment by keikori
2009-01-22 15:04:21 - IP Man-Hash: a56978c55d5cf

We shouldn’t have to exchange the favor of crawling for rambling. SOME (rare, but some) actually do care. (and you may say he’s faking it, but why would he if he knew I’d crawl into bed with him anyway)

 
Comment by Joseph James Frantz
2009-01-22 15:10:40 - IP Man-Hash: 3339fb85335a1

Wrong. See, women think that men should just listen. That they are ENTITLED. They are SPECIAL. Wrong on all counts. You GIVE, you GET. MEN GIVE all the fuckin time. Which means that women GET all the fuckin time. But, we are waking up. You want us to give YOU have to start RECIPROCATING. Which means, as men always do, WE START. Isn’t that wonderful how it works?

The THING you give VARIES from man to man. Some might want crawling, some might want you to fix dinner, some might want you to shut the fuck up during the ball game and not keep asking us useless questions about who’s on base and why did the umpire make that call and then asking us if we want fucking nachos when we are in the middle of shouting at the coach and standing in front of the fucking tv to dust. Jesus fucking christ!

However, the crawling is not for the men and you know it. Nowhere did I say in this that it was an event for us. I said that WHIMMIN, particularly INDEPENDENT WHIMMIN, stomp and pretend, because they do not want to admit TO THEMSELVES that THEY DESIRE to crawl at the feet of a man.

Get your facts straight.

 
Comment by keikori
2009-01-22 15:18:17 - IP Man-Hash: a56978c55d5cf

“However, the crawling is not for the men and you know it. Nowhere did I say in this that it was an event for us. I said that WHIMMIN, particularly INDEPENDENT WHIMMIN, stomp and pretend, because they do not want to admit TO THEMSELVES that THEY DESIRE to crawl at the feet of a man.”

I’ll crawl at the feet of 1 man, but not just any, which is what most men want us to do. I won’t listen and obey ANY man, just 1. We’re not pretending to be anything, we just refuse to bow down to ALL men, we choose 1 and that’s it. Men will always control women, but women only obey 1 man at a time. You can’t control any other women other then your own. This is a men’s world, completed by men’s rules and men’s control. But that control doesn’t stretch to EVERY woman.

 
Comment by Joseph James Frantz
2009-01-22 15:23:06 - IP Man-Hash: 3339fb85335a1

Nor SHOULD you bow down to all men. Notice I keep saying, the feet of A man, that is singular toots.

However, you have finally said something FACTUAL for once. I see you actually THOUGHT about it.

The only statement I would correct there is that, some men, do control other men’s whimmin, not just their own. And even more men control other men’s whimmin, in certain circumstances.

Still considering that is about the only thing that had to be corrected, you get points.

Also the type of control that you are talking about (and we’ve been from the start) is CONSENSUAL control. Bowing down, because you choose to do so. Do it to ONE man only, and by loyal to him, and you’re a whore worth keeping.

 
Comment by Joseph James Frantz
2009-01-22 15:24:00 - IP Man-Hash: 3339fb85335a1

s/by/be

 
Comment by keikori
2009-01-22 15:29:40 - IP Man-Hash: a56978c55d5cf

The point I’m trying to get across here is that not all women are whores and bow down to all men. Most bow down to 1. Bowing down to one man is not being a whore, it’s being normal. Whores have sex with 2 or more different guys a week.

Men that control other women other then there own are man-whores, so not Only women can be whores.

I’ve thought about everything I’ve posted, not just that last post.

 
Comment by Joseph James Frantz
2009-01-22 15:39:17 - IP Man-Hash: 3339fb85335a1

That may be what you are trying to get across, but you are wrong. The facts demonstrate otherwise. You’re definition of whore is incorrect.

There is no such thing as a man-whore, unless he is being PAID for sex. See, that’s the DEFINITION of whore. And it is for that reason that ALL women are whores. Women ALWAYS want something IN EXCHANGE for sex. MEN have sex, for its own sake. That something might be money, “love”, dinner, a date, marriage, three days, meet her family, or any one of a million things. But women do not have sex for its own sake, EVEN when they get pleasure from it.

You may have thought about everything, but that was the first post that was mostly factual. The rest were what you FEEL. The current post for instance. You FEEL that most women are not going to be with more than one man. The facts are that most women are going to be with many more men than one.

Think, pause, post. Takes a man.

 
Comment by keikori
2009-01-22 15:46:24 - IP Man-Hash: a56978c55d5cf

What you’re talking about is a prostitute, one who gets payed for sex. A whore has many men at one time, a man-whore has many women at one time. Women will have more than one man in their life time, but most will only have one at a time.

Thinking, pausing, and posting doens’t just take a man, it takes any logical human being, that includes men AND women. What I FEEL may be a matter of opinion for some, but a matter of truth for others. Also, why am I not allowed to express opinion if that’s what Dick is demonstrating making this website.

 
Comment by Joseph James Frantz
2009-01-22 15:56:50 - IP Man-Hash: 3339fb85335a1

LOOK, did I not TELL you to THINK before you post?

A prostitute IS a whore. A whore IS a prostitute. They are TWO WORDS that mean the SAME THING.

NO what you FEEL is NEVER a matter of TRUTH when it comes to FACTS. You may FEEL that a whore and a prostitute are DIFFERENT. But you are WRONG. You may FEEL that house is well built and the FACTS could show OTHERWISE. You may FEEL that the mall closes at 10pm, but the FACTS could show that it closes at 9pm.

What you FEEL will NEVER change FACTS. And THAT is where women FAIL ALL the fuckin’ time. THAT is just ONE reason why MEN are better than women. We UNDERSTAND how to separate out our FEELINGS from FACTS.

 
Comment by keikori
2009-01-22 16:01:40 - IP Man-Hash: a56978c55d5cf

Explain to me how this website is pure fact then. (no “cause it just is”)

 
Comment by Joseph James Frantz
2009-01-22 16:03:26 - IP Man-Hash: 3339fb85335a1

This website is SATIRE.

 
Comment by keikori
2009-01-22 16:10:02 - IP Man-Hash: a56978c55d5cf

Then explain to me why men accept it as pure fact. (no “cause it is”)

 
Comment by Joseph James Frantz
2009-01-22 16:19:10 - IP Man-Hash: 3339fb85335a1

First, what the fuck is this (no “cause it is”) shit?

Next, the ONLY ONES that think this site is SERIOUS and “PURE FACT” are WHIMMIN. MEN that come here UNDERSTAND it is SATIRE. Satire with some huge fucking boulders of truth to back it up, as is the case with satire. But SATIRE nonetheless.

Try looking up the word in an encyclopedia some time.

 
Comment by Chris
2009-01-22 16:23:16 - IP Man-Hash: 8fdae3316d084

Go rent the movie WALL•E.

THAT is SATIRE.

It is a movie and a story about a MALE robot who is BETTER (and more HUMANE) than a FEMALE robot who is DESTRUCTIVE and doesn’t even know HOW destructive.

She BLASTS into his world completely unwelcome or invited and plops herself in the middle of it.

….. the cold female robot ONLY CARES about her “directive”. The moment she gets what she wants, she shuts off completely, without warning, or remorse.

Malerobotsarebetterthanfemalerobots.

Menarebetterthanwomen.

 
Comment by Chris
2009-01-22 16:26:23 - IP Man-Hash: 8fdae3316d084

AND….

The “EVE” robot is only there to TAKE. That’s is her “directive”. She is HOLLOW inside. She doesn’t even understand the importance or significance of what she is carrying around within her.

Nor does she have any idea what she is looking for.

WALL•E understands love.
HE is the one who GIVES.
He is the WARMTH of the story.

Menarebetterthanwomen.

 
Comment by keikori
2009-01-22 16:29:59 - IP Man-Hash: a56978c55d5cf

Women can GIVE and LOVE if you seem worth it. Most men don’t, so we don’t bother.

 
Comment by Joseph James Frantz
2009-01-22 16:33:28 - IP Man-Hash: 3339fb85335a1

Wrong. Again.

You have to have something TO give in order to be able to give it. But, let’s not dallie on that point, let’s get to who women SHOULD bother for, their children.

Are CHILDREN ***WORTH*** it?

 
Comment by keikori
2009-01-22 16:37:11 - IP Man-Hash: a56978c55d5cf

of course children are worth it, they are our next generation and what continues the human existance.

 
Comment by Chris
2009-01-22 16:41:40 - IP Man-Hash: 8fdae3316d084

YES.. and I I do believe that ridiculous CUNT Megan who can’t even SPELL and said she doesn’t even think she should learn because it “doesn’t matter if she can spell”

…. runs a CHILD DAYCARE center.

Yes.

Tomorrow’s children are in the hands of these idiot cunts. And they don’t see anything wrong with it.

You women are UNBELIEVABLE.

Menarebetterthanwomen.

 
Comment by keikori
2009-01-22 16:44:04 - IP Man-Hash: a56978c55d5cf

Men don’t raise children well. They beat them. (not all, but some)

 
Comment by Joseph James Frantz
2009-01-22 16:53:12 - IP Man-Hash: 3339fb85335a1

Keikori, you are correct some men beat children. MOST men do not. I know this will shock you, but the facts are that most child abuse and most child murders, is done by women. Fathers account for about 30% of child abuse (and that includes abuse with the mother, its only 17% when it’s just the father alone). Whereas women account for over 60% of child abuse, (40% on their own, more than double that of fathers).

Additionally when the father is in the home, facts show that children grow up better adapted, EVEN in the case of single father households. However, when no father is present, the rates of problems for children are MAGNIFIED MANIFOLD. Greater risk of teen pregnancy, greater risk of divorce, greater risk of becoming violent criminal offenders. The list goes on and on.

Now I am saying this with all the gentleness that is possible. FACTS show that men do in fact raise children well, and it is women that do not. Hard to believe due to propaganda, but factual nonetheless.

 
Comment by keikori
2009-01-22 17:10:35 - IP Man-Hash: a56978c55d5cf

Children need fathers, I know that, I never objected to that, and I never said women raise children best alone. What I meant was that it’s best with two parents, not one, and usually it’s best that it’s the mother because if the father wasn’t there in the first place, they probably don’t raise children well.

 
Comment by Joseph James Frantz
2009-01-22 17:21:29 - IP Man-Hash: 3339fb85335a1

“What I meant was that it’s best with two parents, not one, and usually it’s best that it’s the mother because if the father wasn’t there in the first place, they probably don’t raise children well.”

Huh?

First part I get, we agree, best for both parents. Then you say it is usually best it’s the mother…what are you on about?

 
Comment by keikori
2009-01-22 17:27:34 - IP Man-Hash: a56978c55d5cf

My apologies, I worded it wrong, I was in a bit of a hurry, but anyway, yes, it’s best for both parents to be there, but if one does happen to be missing, it’s better that the one missing is the father. I say this because if he’s missing in the first place, he has no right to care for the children or even have joint custody. However, if the woman leaves with no explanation, the man should get the child, for he cares more. To sum it all up, whoever leaves recieves no rights to the children, usually it’s the men that leave, and that’s what i was explaining above.

 
Comment by Joseph James Frantz
2009-01-22 17:33:29 - IP Man-Hash: 3339fb85335a1

Ok, we agree, whoever abandons the children should have no rights. However, I take it a step further, the one that tries to FORCE THE OTHER via the courts to abandon their children, or REFUSES visitation, should not get custody.

70% of divorces are filed by women. So it’s not usually the men leaving.

88% of the time women get custody.

73% of those will interfere with court order visitation.

So you see, it’s not the men abandoning in most cases. And I did not even account for the men that are jailed, because the court orders them to pay more than 100% of their income (an impossibility) for child support.

 
Comment by keikori
2009-01-22 17:59:47 - IP Man-Hash: a56978c55d5cf

May I ask where you got this information from? Though i can completely agree with the last part:
“And I did not even account for the men that are jailed, because the court orders them to pay more than 100% of their income (an impossibility) for child support.”

 
Comment by Chris
2009-01-22 18:03:36 - IP Man-Hash: 8fdae3316d084

Talk to any DIVORCE ATTORNEY.

85% of women in divorce court will openly declare they “NEVER ACTUALLY LOVED THEIR HUSBANDS’.

 
Comment by Chris
2009-01-22 18:06:32 - IP Man-Hash: 8fdae3316d084

(that 85% came from a female attorney who actually told ME the situation for Men is totally unacceptable. She is ASHAMED for woman across America. She said easily 4/5 women are THAT heartless in divorce court)

 
Comment by Joseph James Frantz
2009-01-22 18:09:04 - IP Man-Hash: 3339fb85335a1

keikori, LOTS and LOTS of reading. Divorce statistics are prevalent though, and should be easy for you to find.

Another interesting one, regarding deadbeat fathers. Studies have found that when visitation is ENFORCED, child support payments reach between 80% and 90% compliance. What’s that tell you about so called dead beat dads?

Glad to see you agree with the last one. A lot of women though disagree with you and me and think it is perfectly justifiable to charge a father more than he earns for child support, then require that he pays that amount while he is in jail for lack of payment, where now his income is ZERO.

That is an example of what I mean when I say that women live in a fantasy world. You are SLIGHTLY this side of reality. When you are kneeling at your 1’s feet, then you might be a bit more over the line into the real world.

 
Comment by Joseph James Frantz
2009-01-22 18:11:40 - IP Man-Hash: 3339fb85335a1

If you want to see some JUST divorce laws Google Brehon Laws (Fenechas in Gaeilge). And THOSE are the laws that I agree with, not to mention the culture.

Which is why I am so OPPOSED to feminism. Feminism requires that women be EMPOWERED. Which means power given, thus stolen from another. Whereas Irish women were always just a source of power on their own, no NEED to be empowered or ENTITLED.

 
Comment by Chris
2009-01-22 18:11:54 - IP Man-Hash: 8fdae3316d084

•••• “However, I take it a step further, the one that tries to FORCE THE OTHER via the courts to abandon their children, or REFUSES visitation, should not get custody.” •••••

Yes! THEN there would be justice in the world.

 
Comment by Joseph James Frantz
2009-01-22 18:22:56 - IP Man-Hash: 3339fb85335a1

Chris, definitely check out the Irish Brehon Laws. You might dig them. A woman could NOT scream rape if she agreed to “go behind the bushes” with a man, meaning she consented. NOT EVEN if she changed her mind in the middle and he did not stop. She could accuse someone of rape but if it proved false, she could accuse NO ONE ELSE ever again.

Good shit there.

 
 
 
 
 
Comment by Tammy
2008-11-06 19:14:08 - IP Man-Hash: 56cd7d82603b9

This is amazing you hate whimmin but you spend every waking hour obsessing over them, their thoughts, actions, when they’re on their periods your love/hate relationship w/ them is so transparent you’re like the little boy on the playground who hits the girl he likes to get attention even if it’s negative hey at least she knows I’m alive.

Comment by RB
2008-11-06 19:35:41 - IP Man-Hash: 3337976cd3b6d

Don’t overestimate yourself.

 
Comment by Muzalon
2009-01-22 14:00:11 - IP Man-Hash: 4aa7d61a4a878

*when they’re on their periods*

Are you serious?

Comment by Joseph James Frantz
2009-01-22 14:07:48 - IP Man-Hash: 3339fb85335a1

Whimmin are never serious. They only THINK they are.

 
 
 
Comment by Saturn V
2008-10-27 13:42:33 - IP Man-Hash: 837b737142581

The notion of a post-pubescent person being a “kid” is quite new and unrealistic.

 
Comment by Vagrath666
2008-09-29 17:00:18 - IP Man-Hash: 8a37b6454e781

I thought you had complex emotions, but you’d kick a dog and never marry a woman for fear….

You also advertise rape and punching a woman. Good one!

Comment by gwallan
2008-09-29 17:43:18 - IP Man-Hash: 9342b2aa308e5

Would you prefer we marry the dog and kick the woman?

Comment by Vagrath666
2008-09-29 17:54:00 - IP Man-Hash: 8a37b6454e781

Don’t get involved with any life form.

Comment by TK
2008-09-29 18:00:42 - IP Man-Hash: f05cebf08d167

Nobody acknowledge her. She’s just baiting us for male attention.

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Comment by gwallan
2008-09-30 04:49:00 - IP Man-Hash: 9342b2aa308e5

Sorry. Can’t. Too many folk depend on me and my skills and knowledge.

I’m willing to make an exception for yourself. Will that suit?

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Comment by Nicky
2008-10-12 05:09:44 - IP Man-Hash: 8050cd7b9b3cb

i always expect my husband to do as he is told – he is a good bitch i will keep him and beat him as i desire

 
 
Comment by Mandy
2008-09-24 19:56:25 - IP Man-Hash: 4b9658d4c9338

I don’t see why people are getting so serious on here. It’s a fucking joke and you all are annoying. The guys being assholes were obviously just neglected as children or watched your asshole father beat your dumbass mother. And the women on here are so fucking worried about what some lonely, sexist, 40-year-old virgin says that they waste their time freaking out about it, when it’s never going to change anyones mind considering, well, they’re 40 years old and still haven’t gotten laid so why try now? Fuck all of you, quit wasting your fucking time.

Comment by Chris
2008-09-24 20:04:46 - IP Man-Hash: 3fc91a20df758

What are you going on about? You’re obviously not laughing or taking any of it as a “joke”. Look at you. You’re pissed. You’re taking just as seriously as you pretend not to.

And what makes you think anyone here never got laid? Is it because we don’t lie and tell you that we love you in order to bang you? Or is it because you think that YOU decide when a guy gets laid.

Get lost you fucked up failure cunt slag.

 
Comment by Mandy
2008-09-26 23:40:42 - IP Man-Hash: 944e57bdd6c98

I am laughing, it pisses me off when everyone else gets so serious. And sorry, I’ll correct myself, you’ve probably gotten laid but there’s a reason you all think all women are such shitty people.. because assholes can’t get the good ones. If you’re a complete jackass, ofcourse you’re going to think every chick is a lying, cheating whore.

Comment by Chris
2008-09-26 23:57:09 - IP Man-Hash: 3fc91a20df758

Well at least you had the decency to correct yourself and admit you were dead wrong. That’s usually the first step to a successful recovery.

Now, let’s make some progress…. shall we?

Wanna BET “assholes” can’t get the good ones??????

ASSHOLE is the biggest compliment a guy can GET from an American girl. I have been called an “asshole” 5 minutes before a complete-and-total babe started BLOWING ME.

So you have no idea what you’re talking about, sweety.

We don’t think women are “shitty people”.

Women are AWESOME when you see them for what they make themselves out to be….. instead of what a man EXPECTS them to be.

If we expected the world from you – like you expect from us – we would CONSTANTLY be disappointed…. in exactly the same way that you get disappointed and key a man’s $75,000 car because you think fucking a guy 3 times means he should now be COMMITTED TO YOU.

And you want men to respect women for that?

Give it a rest.

Have you ever lied about your AGE? To get into a club, or get served booze or anything else you were not entitled to? Ever died your hair an unnatural color? Ever wear make up and cover up your looks? Ever lie about your weight? Ever push your boobs together, LIE about them by padding your bra. Ever pretend to get pissed off that a man stared at your tits, when YOU worked so hard to get them noticed?

Ever try and CHEAT a man OUT of sex until you got something ELSE? Ever refuse to have sex with a man UNLESS he took you out on 3, 5, 10 dates first? Even when you really wanted to have sex, but you withheld it ON PURPOSE?

Congratulations…. you’re a lying, cheating whore.

And whaddya know,
I didn’t even have to be a JACKASS to prove it to you.

Menarebetterthanwomen.

 
 
 
Comment by elise
2008-09-11 10:48:59 - IP Man-Hash: da3366f33ad3e

I’m sorry but bot I don’t like the way men class us women as cars we’re not!! Not all women are this stereotypical piece of shit that you men think we are!! Its a form of sexist you know that not that you guys could give a fuck you make yourmark on a woman then piss off as soon as she finds out she is pregnant or something crap like that! Your al the same!

Comment by Mark
2008-09-11 11:54:05 - IP Man-Hash: 8fdae3316d084

Now THERE’S a cuntradiction if anyone ever read one.

•> “Not all women are this stereotypical piece of shit that you men think we are!!”

. . . immediately followed by . . . .

•> “You (men) are all the same!!”

That’s so adorable….
it almost makes me want to let her have my sperm.

Menarebetterthanwomen.

 
 
Comment by Garrett
2008-06-24 19:47:25 - IP Man-Hash: a6c15860c98e8

b2kd said:

It is a shame to see the two sides of this issue turning into insults rather then conversation. men are from venus, woman from mars and vice versa. come on, we are all differant, work with the differences and things fall into place. see positive in the differences, and things can be VERY interesting. anger is a wasted energy when it comes to making a relationship work. anger is a cowards way of saying that they are not worth the time, so fuck off. really!?! what a hole to be stuck in. i pitty those people.

I always thought it was men are from mars and women are from venus? But I agree most of what is said here is true… although, there is anger in here too. “fuck off” is usually said when someone is mad.

 
Comment by it
2007-11-06 21:06:12 - IP Man-Hash: 64762c387ed92

i have a solution!
Turn gay! you hang out with men 24/7 perfect for your dilemma!

So what are the mens expectations?
i would think these
1.support your family
2.be faithful, if your wife is faithful
(others on this site yes men have agreed that men who abandoned their family for no reason are scum.)
3.give respect if you want respect.

You are the men who will die alone, am i right?
without simply chivalry no women will want you in the first place, which also solves your problem, they don’t want you, you don’t have to deal with them!

Comment by Muzalon
2008-10-19 04:48:51 - IP Man-Hash: 99b8617681240

But men hold all the cards… solvent men can just get a foreign bride (because men are not sexual fascists/racists, unlike women). And they can do so at any time in their lives. Women are fucked as breeders by age 28 if they have not found a stable, viable partner. Now, can you see where you went wrong?

Next stop, the Kit-E-Cat aisle in the mall for you, I think.

 
 
Comment by Tyler
2007-07-26 16:29:36 - IP Man-Hash: a30b6e446d3f6

Most women today are like that piece-of-crap, rusty, gas-guzzling 1974 Chevy Impala that nobody wants. If we’re deciding to get the Impala or a 2006 Porsche Speedster that runs beautifully, you understand what kind of quality is better deserving for men.

 
Comment by MansVoice
2007-06-04 01:23:21 - IP Man-Hash: cfb78268d537a

why is it that every major posts that dick makes goes along the lines of this:

fem and some feminist make a bitchfest, the men come in… beats them to a pulp.. they then start talking senseless because they have lost the argument or point out freudian slips(which no one cares). after that, they just run for the next topic, eager to make a point.

the whole thing just replays and they get pwned… its better than the reruns in cartoon network.

 
Comment by jon
2007-03-04 20:37:27 - IP Man-Hash: 73f9de907ea55

whats the real shame is women cant accept men for what they are and not wish they could change their partner. Men feel like their always subject to a standard for women.

 
Comment by jon
2007-03-04 20:36:09 - IP Man-Hash: 73f9de907ea55

b2kd said:

It is a shame to see the two sides of this issue turning into insults rather then conversation. men are from venus, woman from mars and vice versa. come on, we are all differant, work with the differences and things fall into place. see positive in the differences, and things can be VERY interesting. anger is a wasted energy when it comes to making a relationship work. anger is a cowards way of saying that they are not worth the time, so fuck off. really!?! what a hole to be stuck in. i pitty those people.

I bet you work do the laundry and cook for your wife? sounds like she got you nuttered panzie boy.

 
Comment by abaddon_fff
2006-07-22 14:26:19 - IP Man-Hash: f3ab3a24c5385

Hey I didn’t know Dr. Phil had enough time to come on Dicks website! I “pitty” you as well for falling in line with such pseudo-psychological bullshit.

Anger comes from frustration for the most part and it certainly isn’t a “cowards way out”. It’s one reason why things get changed actually.

-Strength and Honor-

 
Comment by b2kd
2006-07-21 21:00:27 - IP Man-Hash: 73447df29bf7a

It is a shame to see the two sides of this issue turning into insults rather then conversation. men are from venus, woman from mars and vice versa. come on, we are all differant, work with the differences and things fall into place. see positive in the differences, and things can be VERY interesting. anger is a wasted energy when it comes to making a relationship work. anger is a cowards way of saying that they are not worth the time, so fuck off. really!?! what a hole to be stuck in. i pitty those people.

 
Comment by Dick Masterson
2006-06-14 14:24:45 - IP Man-Hash: c4d026b819ad4

That’s because men have brains and not donkey shit in their heads, diamatik.

-Dick

Comment by einthoven
2008-10-19 04:40:11 - IP Man-Hash: 973624ddd92b4

Some men do . Not you. The average joe is as good as average Jane

 
 
Comment by diamatik
2006-06-14 12:15:55 - IP Man-Hash: 4555637db20cf

Enya said:
I don’t think it is a bad idea to draw up a more specific contract for marriage, but there should be one for women and men too. These should not be hard rules as to how many nights a week you should have sex or whatever, but a communication of what your basic needs are so that you both know where your expectations stand. Like it or not, everyone has expectations of a marriage. Makes sense to outline them from the outset.

It would be a waste of time for women to want to draft rules in a marriage contract. Women dont know what they want, and they change their minds constantly. [Observe how she suggests a contract for men to sign, but then immediately tries to wiggle out of it by suggesting they shuld not be 'hard rules'].

A Man is more stable, specific and knows what he wants, that is why it is a good idea for a man to draft one for his wife.

 
Comment by Billy
2006-06-11 01:18:47 - IP Man-Hash: d44038bd9fa7c

Fem said:

I must be an idiot to still be surprised at this.
.

No question about this. You are an idiot for simply being here against the rules and trying to convince men that you some sense..