The Wife Contract. Absolute Perfection
Is it so fucking crazy to have some expectations of your spouse? Or is that the pedophilia of the twenty-first century?
Actually, I guess it is. That explains why so many women-teachers are getting away with molesting thirteen year olds. Women molest kids. Women have all kinds of crazy expectations from their spouses.
Apparently, they’re one in the same.
Here are some female type crazy expectations just off the top of my head.
1. Husbands are expected to buy a house for their princess before the age of 35. Before his age of 35. Hers is irrelevant.
2. Husbands are expected to maintain an erection over a manatee that was once a beautiful young woman and has since racked them up a five figure mortgage payment.
3. Husbands are expected to keep their mouths shut when women open theirs and add another shovelful of dung onto the “Top 10 Dumbest Things Said of All Time” list. Fuck you.
If you ask me, those are some crazy expectations. Here comes the zinger.
There’s a new trend that I am behind five hundred thousand percent. It’s called the “Wife Contract”. I like to imagine it like a pre-nuptial agreement on steroids, but it’s really much more. It’s much more like a marriage counselor on steroids.
Have any of you ever been to a marriage counselor? I’m guessing yes, because you’re here and that means you have a problem putting up with mouth-nonsense just because it’s coming out of a sex-toy. Seriously though, answering woman with anything other than, “you have no fucking idea what you’re talking about,” is demeaning. It’s disingenuous. As a man, you have to admit that.
Marriage counselors are completely full of shit.
I have a friend who’s a marriage counselor. He’s a good guy. He’s quite rich and let me tell you something; he deserves every fucking penny of it. You know that feeling you get right when a woman leans forward like she’s about to say something. That’s his entire fucking job. That’s his life.
According to him, marriage problems are the woman’s fault 98% of the time. The remaining 2%, he says, are because of religious conflicts.
To be fair, I blame men for that. After all, is it not the job of a man somewhere to tell a woman what her religious beliefs are and make sure she understands how to regurgitate them? Is there even a religion where the main God is a woman? If there is, it’s the religion of Happy Hour at the Bar with the Hot Waitress. I think we’re on the same page here. The “Wife Contract” is merely an extension of this principle.
Travis Frey of Iowa, is facing kidnapping charges merely for doing what every man in the world wants: putting some “crazy expectations” of his own into writing and making his wife sign it. Crazy expectations like what I ask?
Be naked for at least 3 hours a day? Yes.
Be cheerful and adoring toward her husband? Yes.
Don’t be a condescending bitch? Well look at that. Yes.
Travis’ even got a fucking incentive program all built in! Described as Good Behavior Days, said wife can cash in on actions above and beyond the call of wifery whenever she pleases. It’s like getting frequent flier miles just for doing your goddamn job.
All women should be so lucky.
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Well then, Lukasz, you’re not for equality for women. None of them deserve it.
-Dick
Why is it too much to ask for regular sex?
The man gives the regular paycheck and regular service as fix-it man and protector.
It’s a two way street ladies. What’s fair is fair and I am all for equality if you deserve it.
If anything, this Wife Contract was too lax.
-Dick
I agree with the men here.
Marriage and any LTR is all about the MAN making sacrifices. He has to not do many things anymore because the SO wants him to not do them anymore, alot of those things happen to make him who he is. It’s funny but women make NO or hardly any sacrifices except for not spreading her legs for random guys anymore (well a little less than half of the women according to most studies). He also now has to do alot of things that he doesn;t want to do but she wants. Why doesn’t she do this for him?
With the woman I was engaged to she wanted me to give up video games, beer making, seeing my family because she didn’t like them (that’s right), leisurely reading, playing in roller hockey or ice hockey leagues and as my first post said basically jeapordizing my career because she wanted it all right away.
Of course I didn’t do any of that because I still was always very productive both at home and at work, I said if my productivity suffers I will cut back on extracurricular activities, afterall I got this far without her nagging me.
where were her sacrifices? Men don’t ask women to give shit up unless it’s detrimental to their health. And it is common courtesy to cut out flirting with the opposite sex, that’s no sacrifice, just manners.
I see this all the time, women have everything to gain and men have everything to lose in a relationship.
And it surprises women why men think twice now about getting hitched?
Of course we want a marriage contract, otherwise we don’t get anything out of marriage. Funny thing is men are alot better at raising children alone than women, I’m not surprised that more men aren’t finding surrogate mothers to have a child for them so that the men can actually raise children properly and not fuck it up like most single mothers do.
The New Marriage Con-tract.
“A woman can, at any time,
dismiss her male partner, without justification, and have that partner imprisoned if he objects too strongly to his dismissal.
For example, if he raises his voice in anger he may be arrested for ‘domestic violence’.
In any event, a woman can dismiss the man regardless of the circumstances, and at her sole discretion.
She can fire him from his jobs as father and partner, whenever she wishes, no matter how long he has served the family, and even if he has done absolutely nothing wrong.
Further, the woman can insist that the man is evicted from his own house, and never allowed to re-enter it.
She can make him homeless knowing there are no services to help him.
If she has children, a woman may further demand that her sacked partner must, under threat of imprisonment, forfeit part of any future income to the woman and her children for some considerable time into the future - and this is the case even if her children turn out not to be his.”
Verbal diarrhea is the most suitable term to explain this superfluous use of the english language. And this is from the “worlds greatest communicator” according to lying feminists.
Absolutely spot on Dick.
The only goal a woman has in life is to get married. You think men are pushing for marriage? Get a grip.
Ummm…no. Marriage is exactly the opposite of that. Not doing whatever the fuck you want, and sometimes doing things you don’t want to do. A less selfish person would understand this.
Hey Dick, I really don’t think your friend can be that good a marriage counsellor if he (1) associates with prejucided people such as yourself; (2) never blames men for problems in marriages. It seems obvious that he has not examined his own biases inherent in being a male. What a great big fucking suprise.
Good grief. I remember finishing my thesis and dealing with the stress of anticipating the defense as being one of the most stressful times of my life. For your fiancee to do that, then you were willing to go to counseling… words fail me. I thought I was a patient man, but you, Lukasz, take the cake.
Ben: yeah, he was a little too explicit, and IMO, wayyy too focussed on sex specifics. Apart from that, good concept. Sets out what’s expected of her. Should be a default part of every prenup. I’ve no objection if there’s a similar document provided for men — you’re expected to take care of her, to protect her, and earn a living to support a family provided you’ve finished your education. It’s what we all do anyway, being men.
-wolfe
And you wonder why women do not want to get married these days? Wake up you pathetic excuses of men, what this guy wanted and what you all want is a fucking slave. You don’t give a fuck about what the women may want or desire, in fact, it doesn’t seem to factor into your antshit sized brains that women are in fact, human, and therefore, have the same rights as you do, to do what the fuck they want, when they fucking want to. So shut your pathetic, moaning mouths up before someone does you a huge fucking favour and smacks you in the mouth.
I’ve heard about and read through that wife contract. The way i see it, it was a great idea but the guy became a little over zealous. Even in that aspect i understand what he was getting at. Men are able to convey their thoughts to others by using a reletively short term of expression. On the other hand women seem incapable of articulating their thoughts on any intelligent level, resulting in a long, drawn out mass of words and an inability to understand the concept of simple, meaningful sentences.
So what this guy did, in an effort to pander to that, outlined very, very specifically what his wife was and was not aloud to do, and what was expected of her. However i still believe that what he was trying to accomplish could have been conveyed with a much shorter, more vague version, one that was easier to swallow. Simple things like “sex is expected when appropriate”, “meals are to be palatable and regular”, etc. etc. If she signs the thing he can make his intentions blatantly obvious when she does not follow them. I’d better stop before I become overzealous.
In any case, a similar document should be the norm, rather than an anomaly, and it should be an option right there with the pre-nup, or even included within it.
Women are so amazingly selfish it sickens me. They want their stupid little house with their stupid little fence and stupid little kids and stupid little shit to put in their aforementioned stupid little house, but God forbid you spend any time away from them to acquire the means to this stupid little end. I believe the most fundamental flaw in women is a mental disconnect between cause and effect. May God have mercy on their stupid little souls.
Women are dream killers.
-Dick
According to him, marriage problems are the woman’s fault 98% of the time. The remaining 2%, he says, are because of religious conflicts.
I completely agree here. I was engaged a while back to whom I thought was a nice woman. She ended up cheating on me.
We went to counseling (of course, everyone’s doing it LOL, what a fucking waste of time). Anyways it turns out that she thought the counselor and I were ganging up on her? What’s this you say, her cheating on me was MY fault somehow? I won’t even go into how the fuck she rationalized her cheating, but the conservative counselor told her things she can do to make our relationship better.
She was furious when she heard the counselor say that she needed to be more proactive in our lovemaking and give it to me more. She was also furious when he told her that there is no excuse for cheating.
Long story short, she cheated on me because I was writing my PhD thesis and put planning the wedding on hold for 1 month. Of course it resumed as I said it would after I defended, but then I found out that she cheated on me. Then a few months later we went to counseling and I heard the counselo say all the things that previously came out of my smart man mouth to her.
Marriage contracts are needed because women are impatient selfish little children that only think of their needs.
Screw waiting 1 month so that I could get my PhD and make 3 times what I was making. No little princess had to have it all right away, you know during the time when I had one all nighter at least once a week.