There is Such a Thing as Bad Head

Welcome fellows and gentlemen to the Dick Masterson/Super Frat crossover comic event!

Stay tuned all month to find out how I save the day as the world’s first Chauvinist Detective — and maybe teach the boys at Lambda Sigma Rho something about the Art of Chauvinism.

While reading this amazing comic, I thought of something profound.

Men are better than women at comics.

Superman, Garfield, Popeye, the Tick; these are all comic characters created, developed, and promoted by men. And they’ve brought joy to billions of people. What have women done for the world of comics? Nothing they haven’t done for me at the Spearmint Rhino.

Fuck Cathy.

Comic book characters come from space or the future or laboratory fuck ups. They don’t pop out of some stupid vagina and therefore, in the world of comics, women are superfluous.

The feminist doctrine that says women were historically held back from “inventing things”, “writing things”, and “learning math”, is widely accepted as fact on television — even though the only explanation for it is, “Men are Dicks!” Well apparently that’s enough to convince the half of the world who believes prostitution is an affront to a God they do or do not believe in.

Women can’t prove anything with reason or logic, so the only thing that matters is that enough people are saying something. That means it must be true.

Women would vote for Hitler.

The truth is that men are just better than women in every way. We’ve never oppressed women because we’ve never had any reason to. They fuck up all the time. They oppress themselves. We also wouldn’t want to oppress women.

Men are not threatened by powerful women. Just open a comic book. Men will actually pay to read about imaginary women being competent while maintaining body images that are realistic no matter how loud fat broads shout. A size 0 is not unrealistic. Neither is looking like Jordan. It happened, calm the fuck down. Just because you ladies look like dumpy pieces of shit compared to her, doesn’t mean a bunch of guys aren’t still going to want to fuck you. The price you can charge will be different though. And that’s the real problem.

Just last week I heard the following typical nonsense from some idiot broad. “Women don’t suck at computers, they just think computers are boring.” Is it boring to receive emergency medical attention? Is it boring to have the wealth of human knowledge available to you at any hour of the night for 30 dollars a month? Is it boring to talk to friends and family across the globe via a multi-trillion dollar global telecommunications network? Yes it is actually, but that wasn’t my point.

My point was that being bored of something doesn’t mean you also don’t suck at it. Fact.

A Fact is like a woman’s reflection in the morning. She can’t stand looking at it.

The reason that women have never created any comics worth a shit or even any comics at all, is because comics are a labor of love. For every one Superman, there are ten Aquaman’s, and for every Aquaman, there are about a billion No One Cares Man’s who languish forever in comic obscurity. No one gets into comics for the money.

Women only get into things for the money. Women get into bed for money. Women get into marriage for money. Women even get into arguments for money. Think about it. Your time is your money. Women are draining that money right out of you by being obnoxious cunts. It’s called cognitive dissonance and it means you won’t leave her ass when you should. Look it up.

Men don’t do anything for the money. And it just so happens that that’s what it takes to build the world. Ship sailing, woodworking, building the pyramids; these were all things men did for the love of doing them — and also because we need to keep our Man Brains running at all hours of the day.

The Man Brain is like a shark. If sharks stop swimming, they sink and die. If The Man Brain stops thinking, The Penis falls right off. I’ve seen it happen.

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2009-04-05 23:20:54 - IP Man-Hash: bef728d5f7374

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Comment by efqwfq
2009-04-05 23:19:52 - IP Man-Hash: bef728d5f7374

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Comment by benignbullet
2009-04-06 00:02:04 - IP Man-Hash: 540f95f4d5a0c

You’re close - but your disorder is called (spelled) ADD/ADHD, with apparent expressions of dementia and/or schizophrenia (we’ll just call you Legion; for YOU are many).

No worries though, mate - MEN have discovered many plants, from which drugs have been synthesized to help cure your undesired visitations (or, try your health food store, for the slower-acting -God help us - natural versions of said discoveries).

thereissuchathingasbadheads

 
 
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2009-04-05 23:18:18 - IP Man-Hash: bef728d5f7374

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2009-04-05 23:17:57 - IP Man-Hash: bef728d5f7374

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2009-04-05 23:17:27 - IP Man-Hash: bef728d5f7374

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Comment by ashlee
2009-03-20 22:36:56 - IP Man-Hash: 236a667a0d3ef

I have now come to realize that men are truely better than women. We are so fucking stupid and only good for one thing. I am so glad that my boyfriend helped me see the light. To all the women reading this right now: wake the fuck up. There is a reason why men are stronger, why they are the one fucking you during sex. They are superior, and to all of you women who disagree you are just proving your stupidity. I’m glad to say that my boyfriend and I have come to agreement. He provides for me and helps me when i’m too pathetically weak to carry something…and I don’t bitch at him, don’t question him, and spread those legs anytime he feels like it without question. We are the bitches here, men’s dogs, and we need to follow our damn training. ashlee (age 19)

Comment by Charles
2009-03-20 22:52:50 - IP Man-Hash: 5a20597da02be

Good for you ashlee. I’m glad you’ve realized that the only thing you are any good at is shutting your mouth and spreading your legs. This is because you are a stupid little cunt who can’t do ANYTHING else.

Since this is all you know, it’s understnadable for you to think ALL women are this worthless. As for the ones who are smart enough to provide for and think for themselves (every woman who matters to me), they don’t need to spend all day and night bent over getting their pussies slammed.

Shut your whore mouth…or open it. I’m sure your boyfriend wants you to catch his cum soon.

 
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2009-04-05 23:20:21 - IP Man-Hash: bef728d5f7374

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Comment by George
2009-02-15 22:25:01 - IP Man-Hash: 0fe0670cf8179

To all woman commenting on this site:

I just happened to stumble on this site and it’s pretty sad. I’m sorry you all have to read what these men have to say. All men are not like this. These are a select few that have no lives,jobs or wives. Heck it’s probably only 4 or 5 guys just commenting under different names. But its really useless to fight for your cause. Take it from a man, were mostly stubborn assholes. They will always think like this no matter what you say or how smart you really are. They will always be stuck up dickholes who love the stench of there own farts. Woman have contributed to so much good in society. They have raised wonderful families without the aid of men. there are woman doctors who have discovered amazing cures for diseases. These greedy men politicians have ruined America as we know it. Don’t listen to anything these dickbags say. Woman are JUST as good as men if not more. Most are kind gentle peaceful human beings unlike these chauvenistic egotistical Men.

George

Comment by benignbullet
2009-02-15 23:35:00 - IP Man-Hash: 540f95f4d5a0c

Well, “George,” let’s just spend a moment here dissecting your banal (within the context of this site’s critics) tripe:

“All men are not like this”

True - but they’re waking up; every time one of them gets slandered; libeled; passed-over for a job he was more qualified for because of gender quotas; sees the whimmin’s qualifying standards for the SAME job lowered to accomodate their entry; expected to do those “extra” physical things on the job because…well, you knoooow…”I can’t carry thiiiis!” she cries; given a longer prison term for the SAME crime; told by the “Family” Courts he has to fight to prove he wants visitation/shared custody of his children; when he sees a V.A.W.A. passed, but no V.A.M.A., even though whimmin are the instigators of at least 50% of domestic violence in the United States (study after study); when he realizes that at least 45% of rape accusations are false (study after study), and that those in the Criminal Justice System claim that number is actually much higher, yet whimmin can ruin a man’s reputation/life over such claims, and prosecutors look the other way; when he sees that in any given year, whimmin’s health issues receive more federal funding than men’s, even when the rates of death from such are similar; when he sees his institutional courtship advances towards her rewarded if she secretly desired it, but turned into a sexual harassment filing if she didn’t.
This list could become a bottleneck to this site’s server, so we’ll stop here.

“These are a select few that have no lives,jobs or wives.”

You throw that out there as easily as I could claim you have Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease (though I certainly can’t prove that THAT’S your particular brain malady).

“They have raised wonderful families without the aid of men”
Sure - they’re “wonderful” all right. In The United States, year after year, the statistics show that around 75% of all inmates convicted of violent crime(s) were raised by SINGLE MOTHERS (way to go, Murphy Brown!).

“These greedy men politicians have ruined America as we know it.”

When societies become more feminized - an outgrowth of more centralized control and attempts to “equaliiiize” everybody - yes, that society is shit-fucked.

“Woman are JUST as good as men if not more.”

Only if the world’s standard of measure is based on feeeeelings, in lieu of facts-based metrics (can you click a link, Creutzfeldt!?):
http://christianparty.net/menare.htm

“Most are kind gentle peaceful human beings…” (you should have started and ended with the one part you got right…”Mr.” Jakob).

thereissuchathingasdiseasedhead

Comment by George
2009-02-16 15:07:02 - IP Man-Hash: 84179bde6790f

Why do you insist on putting them down so much. You could really hurt someone with this site. What if I little boy stumbles on here do you want to teach them to disrespect people and treat woman like objects. This site is like a damn cult for stuck up assholes. It’s kind of funny that you allreally think your so high and mighty. You reall believe this dick masterson dude? Even his name just sounds made up. God grow some brains here guys

Comment by Nao_Namorado
2009-05-31 05:30:08 - IP Man-Hash: 69562756c1358

George isn’t male…can’t be. As stated elsewhere, real men don’t construct sentences with certain phrases. It’s either Georgette or Georgia or GorgeYa.

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Comment by dalsgaard
2009-02-16 04:22:32 - IP Man-Hash: 94ff0adb2621e

George: That won’t get you laid.

 
Comment by Radcliff
2009-03-06 05:10:36 - IP Man-Hash: e429666a3ebe5

Well George you “just happened to stumble on this site” how did your finger stumble to type http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com and then disagree with what MASTERson says. I think you are Georgina you cunt

 
 
Comment by John
2008-12-05 09:14:26 - IP Man-Hash: 3ed172c21882e

Men ARE better than women! Just think about it…

When was the last time you ever heard a young boy claim to want to grow up to be “just like her?” Probably never and if you have I bet it was like a rare 1 time occurance and that boy who claimed he did most likely grew up to be a girly faggot. However, MOST young girls want to grow up to be like males though. They want the money and power men possess.

Basically, women have “penis envy”. Women want to be men or at least have the power and money that men have. Women always try to top men at everything and never play fair at anything so this is why I hate feminist organizations and can see right through their bullshit lies. These women don’t want equality - they want to control and run men like slaves so they, as women, can be even lazier without having to give men anything back for payment. Most feminist women are women who were rejected by the supioir male sex throughout their lives and are sour about it. Jealousy is a sin that God frowns upon yet they slap God in the face and do it anyways. ALL women are jealous of men and each other too - that’s sad. Yes, only women get upset when they don’t look better than another person of their own sex. Women are sad, pathetic, creatures. Men feel sorry for them, that’s why we fuck them.

Also, women are never satisfied with anything they are given in life. They bitch about EVERYTHING except one thing - that they generally live longer than men. You’ll never hear a woman complain about that.

Women are basically good for 1 thing - Being cum recepticles/human urnials for men. Most women know this. That’s why in the bedroom women are usually the ones down on their knees bowing down before the greater male sex and his mighty phallus, knowing that he’s deciding over her, whether or not her mouth is worthy to massage his mighty cock and if her pussy is worthy of holding his seed.

 
Comment by jarbrain
2008-12-04 14:40:03 - IP Man-Hash: 5b541842963ad

IF YOU INSIST
here we go
we tour your midway at the issues
eight shots for a dollar
buy you a flower
by your soft, more womanly hips
and your low frequency power
I know
you sat on your ass ( as usual)
the hour before I got you
by the mile, you just don’t listen
now I want you kept in stitches
you are a specimen, most unnatural
testes in a grandma’s satchel
and the heights of your conceit
as I destroy you in your seat
even Nimrod couldn’t beat
even Nimrod couldn’t beat
yet, if you could read or listen
you’d never be in this position
you’d never be in this condition
tell me why you just won’t listen

 
Comment by I HAVE A UTERUS. I AM SUPERIOR.
2008-11-12 08:11:33 - IP Man-Hash: 88b71de39ce7a

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Comment by RB
2008-11-12 08:18:34 - IP Man-Hash: 9aff36920d8a1

Q:Who would take the time to write this crap?

A:A woman.

Comment by John_Petrucci
2009-01-11 18:44:11 - IP Man-Hash: 05de0fd3c213a

Q: Who would take the time to copy and paste this crap?

A: A man.

XD!

Comment by RB
2009-01-11 20:40:55 - IP Man-Hash: 22388ce3c3f53

Q - Who wrote the above comment?

A - A woman.

Case closed.

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Comment by John_Petrucci
2009-01-11 22:45:43 - IP Man-Hash: 05de0fd3c213a

Hey, good observation!
-_-

 
Comment by RB
2009-01-11 23:33:20 - IP Man-Hash: 22388ce3c3f53

“Hey, good observation!”

Awww shucks! You really meant that?

 
 
 
 
Comment by randy
2008-11-12 14:16:24 - IP Man-Hash: d39c4a53825eb

NO U!!!!!!!!!!!! Goddamn retards. Obviously some dumb broad wrote this thereby proving Dick’s point. From now on to every dumb comment I see like this, I’m just going to post something retarded as well.

 
Comment by gwallan
2008-12-08 18:22:07 - IP Man-Hash: 9342b2aa308e5

Does it fell good?

I have no idea. Do tell.

 
Comment by Nao_Namorado
2009-05-31 05:43:07 - IP Man-Hash: 69562756c1358

Why do women always default to perversion? Besides…who let my ex g/f in here? I thought they took her away in what should be standard female attire, given to them at birth: a straitjacket.

 
 
Comment by Jamie
2008-10-31 13:45:54 - IP Man-Hash: ede54f9b1345c

I dont see why you dont all just grow up,sure women can be stupid..but men can also,look at stalin or hitler,both horrible fucked up MEN.Im not trying to state that women are better than men,they arent…we are all equal and it makes me sick that racism and sexism still exist in the 21st centruy,i know it sounds cliche but seriously,we got to the fucking moon thousands of miles from this planet but cant seem to grasp that sex and skin colour does not matter and that all are equal.

Comment by RB
2008-10-31 19:41:12 - IP Man-Hash: 0182befaf45fd

Tell me Jamie, if men and women are equal, then why do men and women exist?

Comment by indian
2008-11-01 06:44:17 - IP Man-Hash: e0b19f0498d22

Nicely put there RB

 
Comment by Benignbullet
2008-11-05 02:19:01 - IP Man-Hash: 540f95f4d5a0c

Not only that, RB; but notice that whimmin are always striving - legislatively or through acrimonious bitching - to prove that they’re “equal.”
Why? Because it takes law or emotional pleading to make a case that can’t be PROVEN or ACCOMPLISHED on its’ own merits.
Whimmin can’t achieve equal output through their own efforts , so they use their legislators and “feminine whining” to “prove” their equality.
All that’s happened is that men are given more artificial hurdles to overcome, while they continue to WAY outperform whimmin in ACTUAL TANGIBLE CONTRIBUTIONS to society (don’t believe me; check the “books” yourself).
YOU SEE - MEN DON’T HAVE TO WHINE ABOUT BEING “EQUAAAAALLL” WITH WHIMMIN; BECAUSE WE ALREADY KNOW WE’RE BETTER.

men are better than whiny, handicapped whimmin.

Comment by RB
2008-11-05 04:42:32 - IP Man-Hash: 2e20295364f10

Right BBullet, but I would like to see women to argue on just that one point.They couldn’t do it.

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Comment by George
2009-02-16 17:33:54 - IP Man-Hash: 84179bde6790f

Because how else would we reproduce….your all a bunch of flaming homos lol

Comment by Wowza
2009-03-19 22:19:30 - IP Man-Hash: 2bedfb4a1b0cb

By fucking duh, just because we need women to reproduce doesn’t mean they are equal to men. We need men to reproduce too…

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2009-04-05 23:23:21 - IP Man-Hash: bef728d5f7374

Are u fucking stupid men and women exist so we can amke children
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Comment by Bob
2009-04-05 23:34:25 - IP Man-Hash: 7f8d5b0d7e896

Acting like a cunt will never get you laid. And doing this: “sjnsdgjdfjbndfjhudfhjfgdjhugdhmiofg9h”, is not making a case for “equality”.

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Comment by Nao_Namorado
2009-05-31 05:57:59 - IP Man-Hash: 69562756c1358

Although it IS making the case that straitjackets should be standard issue at the birth of every female infant.

 
 
 
 
Comment by Breakable
2008-11-04 21:20:05 - IP Man-Hash: 2cdbcda100ed7

Stalin and Hitler were both visionary leaders. they both molded their countries into political, economic and military powerhouses. sure, they made mistakes, but you know why their mistakes were noticable? because they were successful. the bigger you are, the more visible you are. when you do something right or when you do something wrong, everyone is going to see it. because those men were so powerful, their mistakes actually had some kind of effect. women make dumber mistakes than hitler or stalin every day. they just dont get noticed. the fact that you are able to use hitler and stalin as examples is a testament to male superiority.

 
Comment by randy
2008-11-12 14:20:04 - IP Man-Hash: d39c4a53825eb

You mean like the person who is called “I HAVE A UTERUS. I AM SUPERIOR.”

 
Comment by Nao_Namorado
2009-05-31 05:51:52 - IP Man-Hash: 69562756c1358

Jamie, the problem with women is that they want to be men, LIKE Hitler and Stalin. Perfect example: Hilary Clinton.

 
 
Comment by Liviiannaa
2008-10-27 21:08:46 - IP Man-Hash: be21f66e116b3

This is for fun, do not take it personally….

It is a numerological emphasis on gender numerical values and meanings…
MEN:
Soul Urge
5
Personality
9
Expression
5
WOMEN:
Soul Urge
2
Personality
5
Expression
7
MAN:
Soul Urge
1
Personality
9
Expression
1
Woman:
Soul Urge
7
Personality
5
Expression
3
http://www.numberquest.com/knowledge_number_meaning.php
http://www.spiritual-path.com/numerology.htm

Comment by gwallan
2008-12-08 18:25:20 - IP Man-Hash: 9342b2aa308e5

Only women take crap like numerology seriously.

 
Comment by Nao_Namorado
2009-05-31 05:53:57 - IP Man-Hash: 69562756c1358

This, like the Meyers-Briggs personality inventory–which women seem to think is actually DEEP insight into human behavior (holy fucking crap)–is totally horseshit.

I’m an ESPN: lazy bastid, on the sofa with a beer and remote, flippin’ between sports channels…ALONE.

 
 
Comment by LIVIANANA
2008-10-17 13:36:17 - IP Man-Hash: 8a37b6454e781

When someone chronically feels or behaves in an inappropriate way, that person has a personality disorder.

MMHMM

Comment by Blank
2008-10-21 11:11:41 - IP Man-Hash: 603c21f3146cf

Women do not know the difference between inappropriate behaviour or formal fucking dress code if there is a gigantic rich cock above that glass ceiling.

 
Comment by Nao_Namorado
2009-05-31 05:54:46 - IP Man-Hash: 69562756c1358

This mmhmmm applies to every woman I’ve ever met. Honestly.

 
 
Comment by Hart
2008-10-14 15:08:06 - IP Man-Hash: d500518e27c16

What about Devin Grayson? She’s a great comic book writer. Killing off Spoiler- and by such a fitting end- and calling out Spoiler for the crappy character she was- was such a great blessing to the Batman canon. It was a man (Chuck Dixon) who messed it all up again.

However, you are mostly right that women don’t write good comics 99.9% of the time.

Comment by Psiros
2008-10-14 15:20:58 - IP Man-Hash: 1a317511f0b77

This is my ex-wife, in all likelihood.

Comment by Hart
2008-10-29 14:59:43 - IP Man-Hash: 97bfb41c54a9c

Who is your ex-wife, Devin Grayson or me? If it’s the former, you’re a damn liar. If it’s the second, I’m a man, and you wish.

 
Comment by Hart
2008-10-29 15:01:14 - IP Man-Hash: 97bfb41c54a9c

Who is your ex-wife, Devin Grayson or me? If it’s the former, you’re a damn liar. If it’s the latter, I’m a man, and you wish.

 
 
 
Comment by The Son of God
2008-10-13 14:38:47 - IP Man-Hash: ad557399c9955

My good men, we are all on the same page here. Women are fucking up the world simply by getting involved. Instead of being productive, if you call sitting on your fat ass 8 hours out of the working day and taking 3 lunch breaks productive, they’re being counterproductive. They are getting in the way of Men at work, distracting us with their loud, obnoxious voices and hideous faces. My father even wrote in the bible that women should be oppressed and controlled. Heed my father’s words.

Comment by Jesus Christ
2008-10-13 16:12:33 - IP Man-Hash: e1caec5062137

Indeed. The more women gain power and influence, the more men will develop to be emasculated little pussies who can’t continue to be the sole reason this world functions at all. Sites like this may not be the end all be all of the new men’s movement that’s brewing, but it’s a start. More men are waking up to realize the real agenda of feminism every day. Unfortunately like with what happened with the bailout plan, and many instances in history, we won’t do anything about it until things get much worse or on the brink of total collapse.

 
 
Comment by Jesus Christ
2008-10-13 09:36:37 - IP Man-Hash: e1caec5062137

Dick, absolutely… I’m getting sick of the feminized entertainment industry we have with more females taking over action roles and such. We all know no female cop or female soldier will ever be in the front lines dealing with the shit men have dealt with for centuries. Stop lying to us. But we’ll get it back. I get the feeling we’re going to become a more manly society again once women realize they need us and our big manly ability to create everything they take for granted.

Comment by Lisa
2008-10-13 11:03:01 - IP Man-Hash: 03124edd81670

why the fuck would you want to go off to war and die when someone else is willing to do the exact same job for you

Castration was a torture method when men were defeated in a war. The condemned was mercifully put to death afterwards, but his torture routinely lasted for the better part of a day, witnessed by large crowds. It is interesting to note that, whereas most crowds were instructed to jeer, mock, and ridicule the condemned, and did so even during a disemboweling, and drawing and quartering, most crowds remained silent and stared with shocked expressions as a castration was carried out in this manner. Onlookers, male and female, are recorded to have vomited at the sight of the spectacle. The crushing of the spermatic cords produces a sound, which veterinarians (who routinely perform this castration procedure on anaesthetized, large livestock, such as horses) usually describe as similar to crushing an entire head of frozen celery, wrapped in rubber bands. Castration was also practised to extinguish opposing male lineages and thus allow the victor to sexually possess the defeated group’s women.

i bet those men were wishing their women helped them out them, fuck i would’ve! but no i guess no woman would be able to fight. (btw the clit wasn’t discovered when this was happening)

Comment by Jesus Christ
2008-10-13 12:42:50 - IP Man-Hash: e1caec5062137

So I take it you’re just trying to conjure up a response. I guess I obliged in that respect. Now you must oblige in sucking my cock. It’s only fair.

Comment by psiros
2008-10-13 12:45:33 - IP Man-Hash: e403c4b6d0e19

Say, “Fuck Frankie!”

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Comment by Matt
2008-10-13 19:16:05 - IP Man-Hash: e5ad81745f47e

Lisa IRON MY SHIRT

 
Comment by Wowza
2009-03-19 22:26:21 - IP Man-Hash: 2bedfb4a1b0cb

“why the fuck would you want to go off to war and die when someone else is willing to do the exact same job for you”

Wow imagine if everyone thought like you women…

Comment by Muzalon
2009-03-20 03:21:18 - IP Man-Hash: 898ecb4d31b93

In some way, she is right. Men need to withdraw their consent and refuse to take risks to no purpose.

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Comment by The Son of God
2008-10-13 14:37:21 - IP Man-Hash: ad557399c9955

My good man, we are all on the same page here. Women are fucking up the world simply by getting involved. Instead of being productive, if you call sitting on your fat ass 8 hours out of the working day and taking 3 lunch breaks productive, they’re being counterproductive. They are getting in the way of Men at work, distracting us with their loud, obnoxious voices and hideous faces. My father even wrote in the bible that women should be oppressed and controlled. Heed my father’s words.

 
 
Comment by Cardinal Glick
2008-10-12 00:25:22 - IP Man-Hash: b2b51383cd182

Ever ask a woman to do anything of any importance? Me either. You know why? They can’t possibly succeed at it. G’head. Ask her to run down to the gas station and grab a pack of squares. She’ll go on a bitching and crying jag the likes of which Satan himself would have avoided. He’d rather confront God himself than deal with that shit.

 
Comment by Zardoz
2008-10-11 02:12:54 - IP Man-Hash: 720a12647a390

Andy Capp is/was the best comic ever.

 
Comment by Jordan
2008-10-10 21:31:41 - IP Man-Hash: 12c8522998c31

To all people getting offended on this site:

Internet = Serious fucking business.

Prove me wrong.

 
Comment by whadawino
2008-10-10 18:54:58 - IP Man-Hash: 3dd53a7a3f9db

As far as women in comics go I am partial to Cherry Poptart, what a bitch.
R. Crumb also had the right idea even though he was totally whipped.

 

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