There is Such a Thing as Bad Head
Welcome fellows and gentlemen to the Dick Masterson/Super Frat crossover comic event!
Stay tuned all month to find out how I save the day as the world’s first Chauvinist Detective — and maybe teach the boys at Lambda Sigma Rho something about the Art of Chauvinism.
While reading this amazing comic, I thought of something profound.
Men are better than women at comics.
Superman, Garfield, Popeye, the Tick; these are all comic characters created, developed, and promoted by men. And they’ve brought joy to billions of people. What have women done for the world of comics? Nothing they haven’t done for me at the Spearmint Rhino.
Fuck Cathy.
Comic book characters come from space or the future or laboratory fuck ups. They don’t pop out of some stupid vagina and therefore, in the world of comics, women are superfluous.
The feminist doctrine that says women were historically held back from “inventing things”, “writing things”, and “learning math”, is widely accepted as fact on television — even though the only explanation for it is, “Men are Dicks!” Well apparently that’s enough to convince the half of the world who believes prostitution is an affront to a God they do or do not believe in.
Women can’t prove anything with reason or logic, so the only thing that matters is that enough people are saying something. That means it must be true.
Women would vote for Hitler.
The truth is that men are just better than women in every way. We’ve never oppressed women because we’ve never had any reason to. They fuck up all the time. They oppress themselves. We also wouldn’t want to oppress women.
Men are not threatened by powerful women. Just open a comic book. Men will actually pay to read about imaginary women being competent while maintaining body images that are realistic no matter how loud fat broads shout. A size 0 is not unrealistic. Neither is looking like Jordan. It happened, calm the fuck down. Just because you ladies look like dumpy pieces of shit compared to her, doesn’t mean a bunch of guys aren’t still going to want to fuck you. The price you can charge will be different though. And that’s the real problem.
Just last week I heard the following typical nonsense from some idiot broad. “Women don’t suck at computers, they just think computers are boring.” Is it boring to receive emergency medical attention? Is it boring to have the wealth of human knowledge available to you at any hour of the night for 30 dollars a month? Is it boring to talk to friends and family across the globe via a multi-trillion dollar global telecommunications network? Yes it is actually, but that wasn’t my point.
My point was that being bored of something doesn’t mean you also don’t suck at it. Fact.
A Fact is like a woman’s reflection in the morning. She can’t stand looking at it.
The reason that women have never created any comics worth a shit or even any comics at all, is because comics are a labor of love. For every one Superman, there are ten Aquaman’s, and for every Aquaman, there are about a billion No One Cares Man’s who languish forever in comic obscurity. No one gets into comics for the money.
Women only get into things for the money. Women get into bed for money. Women get into marriage for money. Women even get into arguments for money. Think about it. Your time is your money. Women are draining that money right out of you by being obnoxious cunts. It’s called cognitive dissonance and it means you won’t leave her ass when you should. Look it up.
Men don’t do anything for the money. And it just so happens that that’s what it takes to build the world. Ship sailing, woodworking, building the pyramids; these were all things men did for the love of doing them — and also because we need to keep our Man Brains running at all hours of the day.
The Man Brain is like a shark. If sharks stop swimming, they sink and die. If The Man Brain stops thinking, The Penis falls right off. I’ve seen it happen.
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Q:Who would take the time to write this crap?
A:A woman.
NO U!!!!!!!!!!!! Goddamn retards. Obviously some dumb broad wrote this thereby proving Dick’s point. From now on to every dumb comment I see like this, I’m just going to post something retarded as well.
I dont see why you dont all just grow up,sure women can be stupid..but men can also,look at stalin or hitler,both horrible fucked up MEN.Im not trying to state that women are better than men,they arent…we are all equal and it makes me sick that racism and sexism still exist in the 21st centruy,i know it sounds cliche but seriously,we got to the fucking moon thousands of miles from this planet but cant seem to grasp that sex and skin colour does not matter and that all are equal.
Tell me Jamie, if men and women are equal, then why do men and women exist?
Nicely put there RB
Not only that, RB; but notice that whimmin are always striving - legislatively or through acrimonious bitching - to prove that they’re “equal.”
Why? Because it takes law or emotional pleading to make a case that can’t be PROVEN or ACCOMPLISHED on its’ own merits.
Whimmin can’t achieve equal output through their own efforts , so they use their legislators and “feminine whining” to “prove” their equality.
All that’s happened is that men are given more artificial hurdles to overcome, while they continue to WAY outperform whimmin in ACTUAL TANGIBLE CONTRIBUTIONS to society (don’t believe me; check the “books” yourself).
YOU SEE - MEN DON’T HAVE TO WHINE ABOUT BEING “EQUAAAAALLL” WITH WHIMMIN; BECAUSE WE ALREADY KNOW WE’RE BETTER.
men are better than whiny, handicapped whimmin.
Right BBullet, but I would like to see women to argue on just that one point.They couldn’t do it.
Stalin and Hitler were both visionary leaders. they both molded their countries into political, economic and military powerhouses. sure, they made mistakes, but you know why their mistakes were noticable? because they were successful. the bigger you are, the more visible you are. when you do something right or when you do something wrong, everyone is going to see it. because those men were so powerful, their mistakes actually had some kind of effect. women make dumber mistakes than hitler or stalin every day. they just dont get noticed. the fact that you are able to use hitler and stalin as examples is a testament to male superiority.
You mean like the person who is called “I HAVE A UTERUS. I AM SUPERIOR.”
This is for fun, do not take it personally….
It is a numerological emphasis on gender numerical values and meanings…
MEN:
Soul Urge
5
Personality
9
Expression
5
WOMEN:
Soul Urge
2
Personality
5
Expression
7
MAN:
Soul Urge
1
Personality
9
Expression
1
Woman:
Soul Urge
7
Personality
5
Expression
3
http://www.numberquest.com/knowledge_number_meaning.php
http://www.spiritual-path.com/numerology.htm
When someone chronically feels or behaves in an inappropriate way, that person has a personality disorder.
MMHMM
Women do not know the difference between inappropriate behaviour or formal fucking dress code if there is a gigantic rich cock above that glass ceiling.
What about Devin Grayson? She’s a great comic book writer. Killing off Spoiler- and by such a fitting end- and calling out Spoiler for the crappy character she was- was such a great blessing to the Batman canon. It was a man (Chuck Dixon) who messed it all up again.
However, you are mostly right that women don’t write good comics 99.9% of the time.
This is my ex-wife, in all likelihood.
Who is your ex-wife, Devin Grayson or me? If it’s the former, you’re a damn liar. If it’s the second, I’m a man, and you wish.
Who is your ex-wife, Devin Grayson or me? If it’s the former, you’re a damn liar. If it’s the latter, I’m a man, and you wish.
My good men, we are all on the same page here. Women are fucking up the world simply by getting involved. Instead of being productive, if you call sitting on your fat ass 8 hours out of the working day and taking 3 lunch breaks productive, they’re being counterproductive. They are getting in the way of Men at work, distracting us with their loud, obnoxious voices and hideous faces. My father even wrote in the bible that women should be oppressed and controlled. Heed my father’s words.
Indeed. The more women gain power and influence, the more men will develop to be emasculated little pussies who can’t continue to be the sole reason this world functions at all. Sites like this may not be the end all be all of the new men’s movement that’s brewing, but it’s a start. More men are waking up to realize the real agenda of feminism every day. Unfortunately like with what happened with the bailout plan, and many instances in history, we won’t do anything about it until things get much worse or on the brink of total collapse.
Dick, absolutely… I’m getting sick of the feminized entertainment industry we have with more females taking over action roles and such. We all know no female cop or female soldier will ever be in the front lines dealing with the shit men have dealt with for centuries. Stop lying to us. But we’ll get it back. I get the feeling we’re going to become a more manly society again once women realize they need us and our big manly ability to create everything they take for granted.
why the fuck would you want to go off to war and die when someone else is willing to do the exact same job for you
Castration was a torture method when men were defeated in a war. The condemned was mercifully put to death afterwards, but his torture routinely lasted for the better part of a day, witnessed by large crowds. It is interesting to note that, whereas most crowds were instructed to jeer, mock, and ridicule the condemned, and did so even during a disemboweling, and drawing and quartering, most crowds remained silent and stared with shocked expressions as a castration was carried out in this manner. Onlookers, male and female, are recorded to have vomited at the sight of the spectacle. The crushing of the spermatic cords produces a sound, which veterinarians (who routinely perform this castration procedure on anaesthetized, large livestock, such as horses) usually describe as similar to crushing an entire head of frozen celery, wrapped in rubber bands. Castration was also practised to extinguish opposing male lineages and thus allow the victor to sexually possess the defeated group’s women.
i bet those men were wishing their women helped them out them, fuck i would’ve! but no i guess no woman would be able to fight. (btw the clit wasn’t discovered when this was happening)
So I take it you’re just trying to conjure up a response. I guess I obliged in that respect. Now you must oblige in sucking my cock. It’s only fair.
Say, “Fuck Frankie!”
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My good man, we are all on the same page here. Women are fucking up the world simply by getting involved. Instead of being productive, if you call sitting on your fat ass 8 hours out of the working day and taking 3 lunch breaks productive, they’re being counterproductive. They are getting in the way of Men at work, distracting us with their loud, obnoxious voices and hideous faces. My father even wrote in the bible that women should be oppressed and controlled. Heed my father’s words.
Ever ask a woman to do anything of any importance? Me either. You know why? They can’t possibly succeed at it. G’head. Ask her to run down to the gas station and grab a pack of squares. She’ll go on a bitching and crying jag the likes of which Satan himself would have avoided. He’d rather confront God himself than deal with that shit.
Andy Capp is/was the best comic ever.
To all people getting offended on this site:
Internet = Serious fucking business.
Prove me wrong.
As far as women in comics go I am partial to Cherry Poptart, what a bitch.
R. Crumb also had the right idea even though he was totally whipped.
I can no longer sit by and read the stupidity some of these mouthy cunts.
A few necessary lessons for you idiots who insist on posting their unwelcome horseshit on this site:
1. Capitalize the beginning of sentences. DON’T CAPITALIZE EVERYTHING YOU TYPE but do at least begin a sentence with a capital letter and end it with punctuation and begin another thought and don’t ask us to figure out when you skipped from one thought to another you do that horseshit on your own goddamn sites not here for fucks sake…
2. A sentence ends with one motherfucking period (“.”) Periods are manly, regardless of what your fucking Midol commercials want you to think. You know why a woman’s period causes her so much pain? Because it’s a hard and fast point in time that says, “This marks the end of one of the times in your life where you could have serves some purpose by conceiving and marks the start of another, where all evidence suggests you will continue to be equally useless.” Periods complete thoughts and life stages. If you don’t need three bloody flows a month to clear your uterus of yestermonth’s wasted product, you sure as fucking hell don’t need a series “…” to end another one of your mindless thoughts. One “.” will do. And even then, fuck off. Your “thoughts” weren’t welcome here in the first place.
3. “You”, not “u”. When you address someone in the second person, take a moment to show you’re not a complete motherfucking waste of semen by at least addressing them properly. One can hardly expect an opposing party in a debate to consider one’s point when one demonstrates a level of respect to the audience on par with that of a sushi chef who thinks he ought to openly sauté his customers’ food tableside in his own diarrhea while they watch.
4. You’re not actually laughing out loud so stop ending comments with “lol.” Anyone who actually laughs out loud as much as you broads is a fucking asshole. And also a broad.
5. Catch-all bin: Knock off all the other “texting/IM” abbreviations. LMAO, pwned, etc. If you have something to say, which no woman does, but seems to feel the need to try to call attention to herself anyway, have enough goddamn respect for yourself and for what you perceive to be a thought. If what you have to say can’t be accentuated without these acronyms, don’t fucking say it.
Once you harpies have learned these fundamentals, fuck off this site.
Now that was fucking funny, and true. That’s why it was funny!
Don’t you see & hear it? Complaining and kevetching is a womanly trait. All this ragging about woman in here-any complaining about anything is highly ‘untough’. No matter the topic, when we moan and groan-there’s a cord and placenta not far behind.
“…there’s a cord and placenta not far behind.” Now THAT’S fucking funny!
Men don’t complain about whimmin on here. We simply state facts as we experience them so we may become more efficient at dealing with life’s greatest challenge: whimmin. As for the above post, that was a charitable instructional post to whimmin, as many of these are, to offer them a chance to improve themselves.
Of course, some of the language is aggressive, but that’s necessary. You wouldn’t calmly tell a toddler not to touch a hot stove, would you? Of course not. You holler, “NO!” and swat them on the behind. They’ll cry for a moment, but they’ll gain a healthy fear of the stove and avoid serious injury.
The same applies with whimmin. They don’t have an appropriate level of understanding of English or simple etiquette, so some direct language and profanity are necessary to get their attention, much less make them understand something. Think of it as a verbal swat on the ass.
Are you kidding me?! You guys are bitching about women more than I’ve ever seen a woman bitch about a MAN!
Shit dude, have you seen Hans Frank? He’s like, the ultimatum of bitch on here. Oh, and so is Chris. LMFAO
Honestly, I’ve never seen so many PMSy men in one area. XD!
That’s an interesting topic.
Which whimmin would call “abuse”.
But it’s just simple discipline.
AND IT WORKS.
As only one example, this Donna Jackson freak failed to see the value in what Dick’s intentions REALLY were.
They were not to humiliate her. His intentions were to TEACH HER SOMETHING about self improvement and he even offered up some SERIOUS incentive.
A “verbal smack on the ass”.
But a woman will REACT emotionally, FREAK OUT and perceive it as “ABUSE” when it is NOT.
SHE even failed to recognize that she completely ABUSED this forum and now she will pretend to be surprised and “insulted” when a MAN comes along and DOES SOMETHING ABOUT her shitty behavior.
And it worked.
Women are FULLY responsible for every bit of “ABUSE” they ask for. Domestic violence and what women call “abuse” would be virtually non-existent and VANISH if women understood basic etiquette, decency and behavior.
It isn’t enough to politely tap a woman on the shoulder, you have to hit her over the head with a virtual SLEDGEHAMMER… and then you’ll notice, you’ll have her strict attention.
Just like you said.
But I don’t consider whimmin one of life’s biggest challenges. No man can afford to think of women that way. There are other more important challenges in a Man’s life.
IGNORING whimmin is the BEST abuse.
And that’s a man’s FIRST
Unfortunately, they push as hard as they can that carrying a sledgehammer around in your pants is really the only effective tool to penetrate them.
(Speaking metaphorically of course)
Now, a woman woman will attempt to call that “RAPE”.
But it’s really a much better alternative to beating her.
They should really take it as a COMPLIMENT.
At least she’s getting laid.
Menarebetterthanwomen.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,435646,00.html
Notice how this broad never actually complained? This amount of attention is every broad’s dream.
So, does everyone assume he really kept her prisoner for 50 years? Sounds fishy to me. Not to shock the crap out of everyone, but women make up false charges all the time. Also, if it were true, probably kept her from becoming a street ho.
I think you have a more accurate impression of what really happened. For some reason women think being made to do their job and contribute to their marriage is “imprisonment.”
@PSIROS
You got it!!! Man I just raised a glass to you my good man.
• “Notice how this broad never actually complained? This amount of attention is every broad’s dream.”
• For some reason women think being made to do their job and contribute to their marriage is “imprisonment.”
Those two points couldn’t be any more PERFECTLY worded.
Women are always expecting MEN to contribute to HER marriage. So ONE guy in Italy shows ONE woman in the world EXACTLY WHAT BEING MARRIED feels like to MEN.
Imprisonment.
A life (or death) sentence to please and appease some greedy, selfish whore . . . . who won’t even put out after the wedding.
Maybe this news article will spread across the world and whimmin will stop begging men to marry them and pretending LIKE ITS GOOD FOR THE GUY.
My married friends are all miserable.
The doors and windows aren’t locked, but SAME SHIT.
Great article, entertaining and true (as usual).
The more I read this site, the more and more I can see it happening all around me. There are some dumbass guys around, and they aren’t respected because of it. If women want respect, they should hold themselves to our standard, not expect us to lower it for them, nor should they expect anything.
But I’m not saying anything new. Dick said it all when he uttered the truest words since Shakespeare said “farts are funny,”
Men are better than women.
I’ll go the geeky comic route. I love my comics but not enough to sit around my mom’s basement, gaining weight and masturbating. I just like to read a few issues a week. Women characters in comic books are no different than real women. Uninteresting and 2-dimensional. Wonder Woman is only good when she punches some shit and gets tied up by some villian. Supergirl is that girl you can’t wait to turn eighteen. Every woman in Marvel comics gets by only through the training and leadership of badass male heroes. Comic nerds complain about how empty comics with female characters are and how writers need to focus on character work. HOW?! How can anyone be expected to make a woman’s character intriguing? Women in comics should only be used to exemplify how great women can LOOK. That’s it. The fantastical world of comic books is the masculine ideal. Smart and powerful men keep the world running and spend their downtime hanging out with the world’s hottest women. That’s actually kinda how the real world works. We men keep this world from descending into chaos and all without superpowers. Every man is a little bit Batman. Remember that fellas. If only women had the motivation to aspire to their comic counterparts…
The geeky route? Comics make you get fat and masturbate?
I found it really odd that you’d start your comment like that.
Why would you want supergirl to be 18? Women only get worse with age. *wink wink*
“Women can’t prove anything with reason or logic, so the only thing that matters is that enough people are saying something. That means it must be true.”
That comment describes women to a “T”, and is the same reason why the stock market is crashing even though economic growth has yet to breach negative territory. In either case, it’s all about herd mentality, whether the stampede moos or squaks on CNBC.
Whenever in doubt, pay careful attention to what everyone else is doing, take careful notes if necessary…then do exactly the opposite. That’s why Warren Buffet is worth $52 billion. That’s also why most people never become like Warren Buffet.
Hey Dick, can you do us all a favor? Can you research the ratio of women who are responsible for mutual fund redemptions and short selling during the best buying opportunity in modern history? That would be compelling information if you could find it!
I like doing some things for shits and giggles, but seek better ways to invent more money too!
“the ratio of women who are responsible for mutual fund redemptions and short selling during the best buying opportunity in modern history?”
It’s zero. Now the number of women fucking up their husbands’ portfolio may be fundamentally different, but the number of women doing this with their own money is quite literally zero.
Pure genius.
Creepy. o.O
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