Use It Or Lose It — No Women In College

It has long been said that university is wasted on women. Grade school is wasted on them as well because women don’t need adding or spelling to sit on the couch all day and shop for fucking chicken ten minutes before their hungry man gets home, but that’s another point.

Unless they have some kind of school I don’t know about where women learn how to look thin, pretty, and shut the fuck up, all school is wasted on women. Want to know who agrees with me? MenAreBetterThanWomen’s Honorary Man of the Month for October, Sharon Dijksma. Congratulations Miss Dijk. Congratulations on the prestigious award and congratulations on having something that looks like dick in your name. That’s manly.

The amount of work a man does with his education is exactly the number of years between his graduation and the moment he dies. You may have some bullshit in your head (which means you shouldn’t be reading this in the first place because you’re a woman) telling you to point out retirement as an equally valid end point to an educated man’s utility, but that is false. Even retired men bust their ass every day. They build shit or they go spread their wisdom — in some cases forcing it down the throats of the young, but the point is men remain manly and productive until death. Fuck retirement.

Women don’t.

Women retire just as they live. They don’t do shit. A woman’s productive lifespan is exactly equal to two years after she graduates university to the moment she falls in love with one of her kiss-ass workmates. Obviously there is some variance depending on how attractive the woman is, however, this variance is normalized by the hiring process. Let me explain.

An attractive woman will be snatched up at the workplace in about six months. An ‘uggo’ or ‘fatty’ as they are called might flop around for an additional six. The she-troll, however, will take about that much longer to get hired in the first place. No woman is ever hired on her skills. It’s not because men are sexist or sexy or whatever women say. It’s because women have the same skills as tulips. They look pretty, they pollinate, and they decorate your mantastically majestic house. That is all.

Miss Dijk proposes and end to women and their sponging up all government subsidized education like it’s trash television. I call it the Use it or Lose it Plan. Would Dijksma’s legislation pass, Dutch women who earn degrees only to fuck and trap one of their statistically much smarter class man-mates — which every fucking one of them does, would be responsible for a whopping fucking fine to reimburse the government. If you ask me, they should be fined doubly for the perfectly well-working man ass they kept out of that classroom seat, but this is a baby step. A baby man-step.

This plan is fucking brilliant. And before you say anything, I know a woman didn’t think of it. Dijksma still gets credit for opening her big fat mouth about it though. Women should always get credit for doing what a man told them to do, even if they merely tried their best yet fucked up catastrophically. Technically, that was your fault as a man for expecting more out of a woman than you would out of a tulip.

The Use it or Lose it plan is exactly the same as taxing cigarettes. Should cigarette smokers have to pay for the increased government subsidy of smoking related illnesses. Yes they should and women have no business in college.

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Comment by sandra
2006-09-23 19:13:02

thanks

 
Comment by zogmama
2006-09-23 19:11:09

….latest post on wolfe’s site is Crazy (American) Woman.

 
Comment by zogmama
2006-09-23 19:10:14

Column to your right - “MABTW blog network posts.” More discussion and debate, and women are not only allowed, but welcome.

 
Comment by sandra
2006-09-23 19:08:35

where’s that?

 
Comment by zogmama
2006-09-23 19:04:56

Check out wolfe’s blog - you won’t get comments like diamatik’s there.

 
Comment by sandra
2006-09-23 19:02:18

thank you for the kind words [:

haha… like barbie…

just not anorexic [;

 
Comment by zogmama
2006-09-23 18:53:36

Hang in there, Sandra. We all learn by example - and you’ve already learned a lifetime’s worth of lessons from your Mom and your Dad. What to do, what not to do. You’re smart, because you know that you shouldn’t generalize (all women/all men behave a certain way). You’ve got a good brain, and a good heart, so use them both. College is not wasted on women - and an education will be with you forever, unlike most relationships.

You would be a wonderful asset to the fields of criminal justice or psychology.

Z

p.s. It totally pisses off some men on this site, but I’m a rocket scientist. Just like Barbie - you can be anything you want to be.

 
Comment by sandra
2006-09-23 18:47:57

diamatik said:

I know that, because you’d rather stand on a street corner trying to sell your body. You need learn to respect those wonderful women who knew how to act properly, take care of the kids, cook, clean, and not be dirty whores.

um id rather be working in the criminal justice and/or psychology field, thank you very much.

 
Comment by sandra
2006-09-23 18:46:54

zogmama said:

I’m damn glad I went to college, so that I can support my children. Their father kept the house while I worked for 12 years, then he was unfaithful and fled. I pay alimony, and receive no money from him or from any government entity.

And still I have enough character not to call him a “whore” or “slut” or whatever the mantastic equivalent is for a man who doesn’t support his family, presents a poor role model for his sons, and is content to be supported by his ex-wife, his new lover, and the government.

So which of us pissed away a college education?

Z.

my dad told me that guys are jerks and never to leave college for a guy. as if id do that anyways?? hah.

 
Comment by zogmama
2006-09-23 18:45:15

I’m damn glad I went to college, so that I can support my children. Their father kept the house while I worked for 12 years, then he was unfaithful and fled. I pay alimony, and receive no money from him or from any government entity.

And still I have enough character not to call him a “whore” or “slut” or whatever the mantastic equivalent is for a man who doesn’t support his family, presents a poor role model for his sons, and is content to be supported by his ex-wife, his new lover, and the government.

So which of us pissed away a college education?

Z.

 
Comment by Dakota Smith
2006-09-23 18:45:05

I think the reason a child needs a good stay-at-home parent is pretty simple: without one, they grow up psychologically stunted.

It needn’t be the mother — as I’ve often said, the moment I become a millionaire, I start home-schooling and raising my kids full-time. Partly it’s because I enjoy it and partly because children need the structure in order to grow up to be happy and well-adjusted.

A good stay-at-home parent (and it sounds like yours wasn’t) takes it seriously. They consider a loving, safe, structured home environment something a child needs in order to be well-adjusted. They prioritize their actions and activities around providing what their child needs.

That’s to be commended in my book. As I say, if I had the opportunity I’d do it in a heartbeat.

Unfortunately, since I’m a man, society isn’t interested in subsidizing me to do this the way that they are with women. One interesting fact of life is that women need not work in order to survive and men must. You have a choice, and we don’t. Consequently, women can arrange to be stay-at-home parents much more easily than men — in fact, it’s generally impossible for men to do so.

Certainly the overwhelming majority of women today use this as an excuse to sit on their asses and watch TV, ignoring or even abusing their children. That’s definitely worthy of derision. However, the few that do it well are to be infinitely respected.

After all, what could possibly be more important than raising healthy, happy, well-adjusted human beings?

Hell, I work for a company that makes cookies. I help that company make a ton of money — we are, after all, the primary supplier of Girl Scout cookies in the world.

But they’re just cookies. If people don’t eat cookies, there’s no real problem in society.

Maladjusted human beings, on the other hand, give us a society that … well, is pretty much like the one you see when you look out your window.

 
Comment by sandra
2006-09-23 18:37:49

Dakota Smith said:

Stay-at-home moms who take raising their children seriously are admittedly rare in this day and age. But when you find one, please respect them.

its not that ill disrespect them. but what they do doesnt really make me go ‘wow. thats amazing.’ but if i meet the right person, that can all change. who knows.

 
Comment by sandra
2006-09-23 18:35:14

my mother was a stay at home mom. not to mention a not so great one who hit me a lot when my dad was at work. by the way, she stopped that a long time ago. but anywho im taking sociology this yr and its interesting. i honestly love that class so much. very discussion based. we spent a lot of time talking about society “dictating” people in a way. and how men have their “roles” in the world and women have theirs. women are supposed to be stay at home moms and take care of the kids and men are supposed to work and make the money. i dont like that. i dont want to be that. i dont really get why any mom wants to just stay at home. but hey, everyone’s different.

 
Comment by Dakota Smith
2006-09-23 18:28:44

Um … Sandra, I’ve taken a shine to you because as a father, I have a great deal of empathy for your family situation. It’s very similar to what my own daughters are going through now.

I would therefore caution you against not respecting stay-at-home moms. The ones who do it well do it very well. My mother was a stay-at-home mom until I was in my teens, and she was of a generation that took raising children seriously. I’ve met a couple of women of my generation who take it seriously, and they’re to be commended whole-heartedly.

Stay-at-home moms who take raising their children seriously are admittedly rare in this day and age. But when you find one, please respect them.

Do feel free, of course, to disrespect the majority who do it badly. Not because they’re stay-at-home moms, but because they’re bad stay-at-home moms.

 
Comment by diamatik
2006-09-23 18:27:08

I know that, because you’d rather stand on a street corner trying to sell your body. You need learn to respect those wonderful women who knew how to act properly, take care of the kids, cook, clean, and not be dirty whores.

 
Comment by sandra
2006-09-23 18:10:45

i dont need a guy to rely on. ehk. and ill never ever be a stay at home mom bc i dont really have any respect for them.

 
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