Voluntary Incompetence
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Volunteer charity work is for suckers and chumps and every woman who does it is both and then some.
Men who volunteer are geniuses. Volunteering is so much work, there’s barely any competition for all the retarded girls they’re about to nail. A dog shelter is my idea of heaven. Tons of hot and easy women lubing up their emotional sexacoasters by fucking around with abandoned puppies all day, and then putting those same cretins to death left and right because billionaires would rather have another yacht to sail around their private islands on than save a bunch of homeless shit-rats.
Fuck that’s manly.
Everyone knows, a woman’s intellect occurs in an inverse relationship to her bust size.
The stupider they are, the bigger they bounce.
Bill Gates has donated over a third of his lifetime earnings to charity.
A girl I slept with in college — before I dropped out and dropped into Man School — once worked every third weekend a month at soup kitchen until the death of her grandmother made her “forget” to do it anymore.
Men are better than women.
Warren Buffet donate 30 billion dollars to the Gates Foundation because he lost a bet.
In grammar school, one of my she-teachers suggested the class think about the less fortunate during the upcoming Christmas season. The thought might count when it means giving your parents a shitty Christmas card made of glitter, noodles, and construction paper, but thoughts aren’t going to keep any bums warm. Not even thoughts of Nicolas Cage nailing Heidi Klum.
Men are better than women.
When men donate to charity, we give fully and appropriately of our man-selves. Men, for instance, will start an organization like the Red Cross or Holy Shirts. Organizations that get the fucking job done in a charitable fashion. Howard Stern has given away dozens of free boob jobs. That’s a charity anyone can get behind — or should I say in front of?
Women, being cheap as shit, give absolutely nothing to charity. On average, women volunteer nearly 30% more than men, but 30% of nothing is fucking nothing. Go to a bank and open up a money market account with all the shit in your pocket. What you have in five years is what women have now.
If you don’t think a woman’s time is worthless, imagine this. If you had a woman to command for an hour, what would you have her do? Exactly. You can’t put a value on that. Either it’s priceless or it’s called prostitution and that’s illegal. Either way, women aren’t worth a damn.
Here’s something else that’s of no worth: puppies and kittens. One homeless man dies every year because a bunch of crazy broads teamed up to take care of some dumb fuck shelter puppies instead of throwing some peanut butter and jelly sandwiches at a vagrant.
Women are all sick and dangerous. Not in the way a man can be dangerous like Son of Sam or Charles Chaplin, but dangerous in a way a fork is when it gets caught in the garbage disposal. Even if you’re smart enough to not reach for it instinctively, you might still cut your tongue on it a week later while eating some tater tots.
Men are better than women.
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Dogs’ are awesome!
A Hobo dies on the street of his own bad choices. But, being a Man, he knows this.
A Woman cannot accept she is in the wrong, ever!
I read about some bitch who had her puppy euthanized because she was too dumb to train it. It probably chewed up her shitty overpriced shoes or something.
The yardstick I use for measuring Woman is how they compare to my Dog.
My Dog is great fun, easy to live with, and intelligent.
It also can do more than one trick.
the only cool trick Women know is ‘hide the sausage’
And they can’t even do that properly half the time!
Men are better than Women.
Dogs are better than Women.
Cats’ can go fuck themselves.
You really are an ass.
I just want to address one more thing today. In the government department I’ll ask the nigger, whose just lazy. The white-trash will be lazy and disgruntled.
I haven’t been back to this post in a while. I didn’t realize you responded. I do appreciate the response.
This will take me a while to respond. Until then, yes you make valid points. Keep in mind when I said “niggers” I was referring to, well, “niggers”, not A+ black medical students. I even referenced Larry Elder, Chris Rock, and James Brown in another post of mine, who are / were all fine brothas.
As for blocking out the word “nigger”, yes it is a word of contempt, but we must use words of contempt in our vocabulary regularly to reference things we find contemptible, and it’s time we come to terms with this. I used to cringe at the word, like you. Until I realized, it’s a word, and to be so sensitized to a word is the most dangerous form of thought control. All you have to do is every night before you go to bed, look in the mirror, and say the word “nigger” 100 times out loud.
It’s like saying “If God exists, he’s a piece of shit” 100 times every night. We’re so programmed from birth to have physical painful emotional reactions to these ideas, that we can’t even, of all things, speak (and thus, think) them, without physically hurting in our gut.
You have to realize, it’s a completely programed response. If you say “nigger” 100 times out loud every night, what will happen, is pretty soon, the intense emotional reaction your body is programmed to have when hearing that word will diminish, to the point where eventually you can re-program your brain, on your terms, and use the word to describe, well, niggers… the group of pack animals you see at night screaming and hollerin’ in the street, that your true instinct says don’t want to go near.
Nigger is a contraction of “Negro” and “Ignorant”. There is nothing wrong with using the word “nigger”. Hate speech is the problem of he who interprets it as hatred. It may sound cold, but it’s not my problem if you don’t like the word. All derogatory words are like blanks to me, because I have successfully broken the oppressive brainwash chain. If someone calls me by my own derogatory reference, it has no effect on me whatsoever. It’s like I don’t even hear it. It can’t effect me because it doesn’t describe me. If hearing the word “nigger” provokes a painful emotional reaction in you, then it’s the niggers you need to worry about, not me.
Anyway, I wanted to at least address the “n” word as you call it, because I hate seeing another man oppressed, and hopefully you’ll think about that.
And to prove my point, I’ve used the word “nigger” so many times here, that I bet by now, reading it doesn’t give you the same initial knee-jerk reaction as when you read it in the first paragraph. You see – it’s the programmed response being dulled. Now you have more control over your own emotions, rather than the implanted control from school and workplace diversity training.
But you make a lot of good points in your previous post, and it is clear I need to clarify my views on things, which I will in the future, but it will take a long time to answer your post.
By the way, I have many black friends. None of them are niggers though.
MansVoice, like KellyMac, you’re better at being thoughtful than funny. Don’t overtax yourself!
Don’t patronize, Catherine baby. That’s only for a Man to do, when and if HE deems it necessary. Know your place.
I think genocide is something girls joke about. Not men. And yeah, I’m not wild about the N-word.
This has zip to do with how society thinks you should speak and everything to do with how I, a member of this community am troubled by your speech.
Free speech is real. Darn straight.
But it has consequences. And if you use the N-word and other linguistic approaches, then, well, one of the consequences will be that you’re unlikely to be taken seriously. Another will be that you’re treated with intellectual contempt.
I said what I said, not as a warning, but simply as quiet advice.
[quote]Why is it perfectly ok to say “let’s kill all the Nazis” but somehow we’re supposed to not say “let’s kill all the blacks”.[/quote]Neither are acceptable and I’ve never suggested otherwise. But you’re being disingenuous.
[quote] Blacks have killed more people than the Nazis, you know.[/quote]Certainly not per year of operational effectiveness.
[quote]They brag about killing their own kind in their music. Even the Nazi’s didn’t sell their own slaves to other countries, like the Blacks did[/quote]Contemptible.
[quote]Granted, it’s the government’s fault (i.e. us) for sending them all welfare checks.[/quote]
Actually, yes, the whole AFDC program seemed almost designed to destroy black families. Good job, Democrats.
Glad the changes of the 90’s removed welfare as a permanent teat that people could suckle.
Here’s what I find disgusting.
Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson are whores. Bill Clinton isn’t? This isn’t about black or white, this is about people using these divisions within society to their own ends. Yep, Jackson and Sharpton claim immunity on the basis of race. Garbage. Both are panderers.
[quote]And don’t tell me you’re oblivious to black crime and the heinous crimes they commit against their own people, and the influence they are having on our children.[/quote]Nope. I’ll go further than you did, I’ll say that I don’t like seeing a group of black teens on the same side of the street as me, late at night. But that’s got more to do with how they were raised than the color of their skin.
[quote]Our British ancestors were idiots for bringing them into our culture in the first place. It’s been fucked up since then. Now we have to deal with the descendants of the lowest lifeforms in our species.[/quote]
And that’s where you lose, my friend.
You lose at life.
Everything else I could maybe buy.
That I can’t.
You’re going to assign a group of people, based solely on the color of their skin, to the ‘lowest lifeforms’?
[quote]Be honest with yourself, if you’re in the hardware store and you need help, and there’s a white guy and a black guy working there, and both are unoccupied, who are you going to ask.[/quote]
I’d ask whoever’s the nearest and most attentive.
Seriously.
Now… a government department? Yeah.
Fine. I’m biased also. I’ll ask the white guy.
A hardware store, though, implies some desire to make a profit.
I’m going to assume that their employees — notwithstanding affirmative action garbage, which I oppose — are competent.
Affirmative action in hiring is a terrible idea.
Everything you describe is a disgusting microcosm of the black community.
Should another cite the fact that almost all pedophiles (so far) have been white males?
Should another cite the fact that almost all serial killers are white males?
We don’t judge the entire white community on the basis of serial killers. Or race-pimps.
Why judge the black community on that basis?
Yes, there are many contemptible black men and women.
Yes, affirmative action is a cancer on so many levels.
But to use the N word?
That’s simply wrong.
To assume that your white daughter’s boyfriend (if he’s black) might be bad for her?
Sure. I’ll buy that.
Sadly, I will. It’s your prerogative as a dad.
But if he’s an A+ medical student at Johns Hopkins?
And graduates, practices and takes care of her?
To call him a n*gger?
No, up with that I will not put.
I don’t demand political correctness Ral.
I do demand some basic decency. You need not accept my demand; true enough.
But it’s something you should think about.
Your response to what I’ve said — and I’ve been blunt and honest — will determine where this conversation goes.
(And Gays? Who cares. Why do you feel the need to round people up? I find sodomy somewhat disgusting, and I vacillate between viewing homosexuality as a genetic defect and mental illness. But who cares? How is someone being gay skin off my nose?)
-wolfe
MansVoice, like KellyMac, you’re better at being thoughtful than funny. Don’t overtax yourself!
Your virginity? Thats alot of bottles you “gave” it to. Ding Ding!
Thank you for picking up my bottles, El Chauvinisto. I left a little something in some of them for you.
Ding, ding! We have a woman.
-Dick
Jesus fucking Christ “Gordan.” Even homeless men do more of a public service than women. You see, they pick up the cans and bottles, thus keeping our environment clean. Homeless men are environmentalists at heart, very, very drunk environmentalists.
You want to rethink those words Ral?
Not really. The day I start limiting my speech to how society thinks I should speak is the day I lose my identity. Why is it perfectly ok to say “let’s kill all the Nazis” but somehow we’re supposed to not say “let’s kill all the blacks”. Blacks have killed more people than the Nazis, you know. They brag about killing their own kind in their music. Even the Nazi’s didn’t sell their own slaves to other countries, like the Blacks did.
Granted, it’s the government’s fault (i.e. us) for sending them all welfare checks. So maybe I should say we ought to round up all the welfare moochers, but the result would be the same , with some white trash added to the pile. You know that as the next liberal and educated man, wolfe.
Here’s what I find disgusting. As you can see, to this day, Blacks are still selling each other for profit. And don’t tell me you’re oblivious to black crime and the heinous crimes they commit against their own people, and the influence they are having on our children.
Our British ancestors were idiots for bringing them into our culture in the first place. It’s been fucked up since then. Now we have to deal with the descendants of the lowest lifeforms in our species. It may just so happen that they’re black, and maybe it’s coincidence, maybe not, but that’s the way it is.
Here’s what I find pretty fucking disgusting:
- When I call customer service and I hear: “May I have yo account numbuh”, and then I know I waited on hold for 28 minutes for nuttin’
- When I ask for assistance at a store and some lazy black piece of shit can’t be bothered.
- When I’m on the subway and a bunch of blacks get on and start screammin’ an’ a laughin’ and annoying the shit out of everyone.
- When I’m waiting in line and a black person gets behind me so close to me that I feel like my anus is about to be violated
- When I’m walking down the block at night and a bunch of drunk blacks are coming my way, practically barricading the sidewalk, with no thought that they’re about to close-line me, screemin’ at all da hoochie-mamas with butts bigger than all of Rosie O’donnell
- The fact that we have laws telling my I have to hire blacks just like I have to hire women – that’s when you know a group is either lazy or inept (in this case, both).
Thank you. I’d rather be a poor excuse for a man, than a dead man because I hung out with thugs, or allowed them to date my daughter or get involved with my son.
You’re welcome to do so, though. Haf fun wid yo grandkids!
You’re right. It’s not funny at all. It’s pathetic. It’s so pathetic, it’s time we did something about it, and it appears only one of us is willing.
Be honest with yourself, if you’re in the hardware store and you need help, and there’s a white guy and a black guy working there, and both are unoccupied, who are you going to ask. Ask the white guy and he’ll help you out with pleasure. Ask the black guy, and he’ll sit there babbling for 5 minutes because he doesn’t know where anything is because he spends all his time there trying to find ways to get out of doing any labor.
I gave the equality thing the good ol’ Ralohcs try. And let me just say, go live in Texas for 6 years, and you’ll be a racist too. Or move to here (notice no pics of people in their literature). Maybe you like seeing grown men walk around in broad daylight with the jeans hanging down so far I have to see their tightie-whities, but that’s more of a reflection on you than me, Wolfe.
Not a Nazi, not a skin head, not even racist really… just an average Joe who only makes the same mistake so many times…
Condoms are made of animals? As far as I know, latex is derived from trees.
Then you must not be on birth control.
-Dick
You’re right. When you see a homeless man, you have no idea what he’s done or will do in the future. He can do more good that a dog, but more evil just as easily. Does that make him “worth” more or less than a dog? Neither. The evil man is worth less than a dog, at least as far as I’m concerned. The good man is worth more. A theorectical homeless man is worth just as much to me as a theoretical dog. Both are living beings. Neither are good or evil by nature (as opposed to women).
What do animal rights have to do with feminism? Maybe some feminists support animal rights, but most feminists I’ve met couldn’t care less about animals. Hitler was a vegetarian too (or so some claim) – does that make me a Nazi? If so, touche. You got me.
That’s quite a leap of logic you’ve taken there, Ralohcs. How does the fact that I believe in something make me have to actively enforce it worldwide? It doesn’t. Just like most people, who respect the rights of blacks, don’t go off to Darfur to fight their wars for them, or buy a sniper rifle and pick off all the black haters and KKK scum they can find.
When you believe something is wrong, morality demands only that you don’t take part in it yourself. Anything you do on top of that is extra.
Plus, the fact that someone has rights doesn’t mean that those rights can’t collide with someone else’s. For example, a lion has just as much of a right to live as a Zebra. And for a lion to survive it must eat the zebra. So it can’t be a win win situation. When survival is at stake, I do justify dropping ethics to the toilet. However, that’s not usually the case for people – people (in most modern-day situations) can survive just fine without animal products. I’ve been doing it for years.
I don’t see why Gordon should get to live when a puppy shouldn’t.
- Gigi D’Agostino – Sotto sopra
What if the homeless person was a war veteran who ended up this way after he came back from his duty tour? What if the homeless person is a mentally unstable person who needs to be institutionalised, treated and given the proper follow-up care rather than being abandonned on the street? What if the homeless person became that way as a result of financal ruin that fell upon him after a divorce? What if the homeless person is that way because he was unable to get a job because the man was an ex-con, and his incarceration was a result of him being set up by a woman who falsely cried rape?
You want to rethink those words Ral?
I find them pretty fucking disgusting.
I find you a poor excuse for a man if you need to speak that way.
I know you’re illustrating a point.
But it’s not fucking remotely funny.
-wolfe
Actually you were whining like a little bitch. But I’m glad you’re happy I set you straight, and we got a cohesive argument from you like a man.
I think Dick was being metaphorical. Gordon is definitely a man. I felt his pain when I had read the part about puppies and kittens being worthless as well. I’ve got a tender weakness for cute animals.
But all the angst within within you Gordon is making you sound like a closet homosexual. You’re one frustrated mother fucker, and you need to spew your load in some chick to release all that tension.
Actually, Dick appears not to have much of a problem with homosexuals, while I think we should round ‘em all up with the homeless guys and the niggers and stick ‘em in the train inferno – at least we could use the energy to push a steam engine.
Ouch! My PC shock treatment just went off. Boy that stings. Ok, I guess I gotta say this nicely…
Here’s the problem. You believe in the rights of all who feel pain, and you work hard to prevent human carnivorism. The dyke in your argument is that means you also have to work to prevent ALL carnivorous activity. Your argument requires you to get just as angry when you see a cute cat devour a poor mouse, or an adorable tiger slice into a zebra on the Sahara.
Your argument requires that you go to Africa and start killing lions and tigers and bears left and right, because otherwise those creatures will continue to take away the rights of their food species who have the ability to feel pain.
And you’d have to drop a car battery in the ocean to kill all the fish, because fish eat fish, and that only makes them vegetarians, not vegans.
It also means you can never kill a mosquito, even though she’s about to give you AIDS.
That means there’s no time to write on MABTW, because that’s time you’ve got to spend killing people’s house cats.
You see the problem Gordon?