What Do the Superbowl, Boxing, and Wrestling Have in Common?
Men do everything one of two ways. We either do things as hard and as fast as possible, like a Corvette with Jimmy Page airbrushed onto the hood — awesome; or we do them not at all.
That’s why men are better than women at wearing jewelry. We don’t pussyfoot around things like a bunch of ladies.
Men wear jewelry in the same way we celebrate sons who are superb athletes or the way we have midlife crises. When it’s happening, everyone knows it and everyone better fucking recognize it as a big deal. The World Wrestling Federation championship title belt weighs over 6 pounds. Deal with it.
What comes to mind when you think of a ring? Probably some chinsy little strip of gold with a diamond and a 150-pound anchor attached to it sinking you into a pit of hell. The anchor is a metaphor for the woman wearing it. Marriage is the pit of hell — except marriage is the kind of hell that kicks you out when you can’t afford it anymore. I guess in that way, marriage is nothing like hell. Marriage is more like a prostitute and Yakov Smirnoff mixed together. In marriage, prostitute fucks you!
What comes to mind when you think of a Man Ring? Nothing but the ultimate in class and refinement times two. That’s men for you.
Women are so much worse than men they can take something stunning and rare and awesome like gold and rubies and ruin them with their cheapness and consumerism. Jewelry is ostentatious wealth. That’s why you don’t see men drooling over engagement rings at the mall come February 1st. Men, by nature, are not attracted to ostentation.
Don’t believe me? Marriage rates for people under 25 are plummeting and as of 2007, every woman under 25 is an obnoxious, self-righteous whore whose laughter resembles the she-braying of a fem-donkey. Do I need to draw a fucking pie-chart for you?
No. Pie charts are womanly and were invented by a woman so I would never do that. As far as I’m concerned, any scientific data that can’t be surmised in a sports analogy can go fuck itself. Let me give an example of a properly scientific ass-whooping:
Fact:
By the age of 50, 80 percent of women will have acquired a sexually transmitted disease known as HPV at least once.
Manslation
If you’re a woman, you’ve got a better chance of getting an STD in your life than Wayne Rooney has of getting hit by a fucking VW during the World Cup.
What Do the Superbowl, Boxing, and Wrestling Have in Common? Enormous men with bad fucking attitudes and rings worth more than your ass. That’s some man jewelry.
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6 Pounds of pure awesome hell ya.
“Marriage is more like a prostitute and Yakov Smirnoff mixed together. In marriage, prostitute fucks you!”
Hahahahahahahhhahahhaa. Got to love how Yakov Smirnoff made a career in comedy out of only one joke. And to this day, it is STILL hilarious. Only a man could have done that.
yeah I have never heard of that person, niether has anyone I know.
Wow, gg replying to a comment over a year old. And you have heard his humor, but as a woman, I am sure you just rip him off and don’t give any credit. I cannot remember which ones were exactly him, but I still give him credit for all the copycats.
For example:
In the US, you can catch a cold.
In Soviet Russia, cold catches you!
(off the top of my head)
That style of joke is constantly ripped off. He also did the “America, what a country” jokes that also get parodied all the time.
So in summation, just because you and your friends are all stupid and lack any culture, does not anyone else does.
That just means that you and your friends are ignorant and lacking in culture.
Shut the fuck up. If this bitch has nothing better than to leave these poor excuses for humour along with ‘lols’ then it just proves that she’s either fat or hidiously ugly and most definately unattached and alone. Not to mention stupid
women were the creators of AIDs Common fact
lol, gtfo inferior bitch
old ladie compliments make my day
:)
young girl compliments make me scared and a little bit sick
:(
because being a man i know i dont have enough money or popularity to give them what they really want
She does that from time to time. Apparently she thinks she’s witty.
So go make yourself one? I mean ask the Mr If he can build you one after you get done on the Tits and Vagine’ forumns , or whatever else you waste your time on.
What kind of loser “LoLs” themselves after a weak feeble attempt at a slam? Ohhh yeah thats right.
What kind of loser says “Ohhh yeah that’s right.”
yea and they probably get it from men. I dont know any women with stds but i know men.
Well, wrestling is fake
And why was this posy even necessary?
all you did was say you wear jewelry better than woman
The second button above the text form, titled ‘em’ (emboss?), and some creative writing.
1. I’ve learned more valuable vocabulary from other men on this website than I did from all my woman teachers from kindergarten through grade 12.
2. Wolfe that was Nicely done. Now how the hell did you do it? Not that I truly need to know, any real man reads what he has written before submitting it to the general public (clearly unlike 99.99% of women) and is also able to admit any type of mistake he may have overlooked after he submits it and proceeds to read it again.
This site has one. Only men are allowed access to it.
-wolfe
This post edited by wolfe (1) time(s).
Fake.
Last line is just in italics.
-a woman
You’ve spent hours typing to yourself.
Way to go idiot bitch.
A 11 year old girl you buy and rape isn’t a marriage, loser. LOL
Children have to eat, garbage. Gutted ? ooooo, 100 per month too much for a kid, you selfish piece of shit?
grade…….
you assholes should have an edit button. A real site would have one.
Then I guess men are the better liars, shit for brains?
Did you ever make it past the second brain, retarded wonder? God, you are one STUPID idiot, boy. LOL This is way too easy…………
No wonder you envy women. I bet you still live in your daddy’s basement. He doesn’t happen to enjoy dressing up in a clown’s outfit, does he? I’d report any strange smells coming from the cellar to the proper authorities, prick. LOL
Do we need further proof that women are nothing but vindictive, stupid whores who need to be put in their place? When you don’t have an argument, go ad hominem.. Typical woman.
But…it’s women deciding don’t-cha-know…
Like they have a choice ?