What’s On Oxygen At 11:30PM?
I was sent this question by Marco the Man.
I can’t think of a single late night female talk-show host. Why are most talk-show hosts men?
All late night talk-show hosts are men because people are trying to have sex during “late night”. There’s nothing that’s more unpleasant to hear during sex than a woman comedian laughing awkwardly at her own jokes, while a studio audience sits in silence, twiddling their funny-bones.
Sex is why Leno has higher ratings than Letterman. The presence of a black man in the bedroom (even on television) sends women into a frenetic sexual hysteria. Paul Schafer is not even a little bit black.
Letterman is so manly he even has “man” right there in his name.
If women hosted late night talk shows, every single joke in every single monologue would be followed by one woman monkey-shrieking with laughter: the host. Women laugh like pigs getting branded. And they orgasm just like they laugh. I don’t want to hear either of that shit coming from my television set after midnight. My neighbors might think I’m some sort of porn addict.
That’s bad because my neighbors watch a lot of Law and Order, and on that show, the porn addicts are always stashing bodies somewhere.
To judge the “goodness” of something, I find a reliable indicator is to gage how much women dislike that something.
For example: ass slapping. Women pretend like they hate getting slapped on the ass, but they love it. It’s a good thing. Also, hearing how much weight they’ve gained or how much they act like their mother. Ignoring a spare tire isn’t going to make it go away. Ignoring is bad. Honesty is good. Rewarding a woman for muttering to herself when she takes issue with something isn’t going to discourage that behavior. That’s like jerking off a dog because he won’t stop humping your leg. That’s sick and wrong.
Men are better than women.
Women dislike late night talk-shows. They would rather watch reruns of Everyone Loves Raymond because that way it would be completely fucking impossible for anyone to have sex with anyone – even themselves.
Late night talk-shows are commercial and promotional machines. If women were hosts, their attention mongering and greed would be the twenty-pound, greasy wrench that ruined the music, movie, and publishing industries.
It takes four women to host the View and that’s only possible because they all hate each other, and their audience is just slightly dumber than the group watching The Wiggles.
Women will never be late night talk-show hosts because a Jeep commercial and a musical interlude is not a perfect segue into a woman talking about her cheating husband. Maybe he cheated because she’s the kind of woman who would go on national television and talk about it. Maybe she preemptively deserved it?
No, that’s not true. That would mean some women don’t pre-emptively deserve it.
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True storey, one of many examples of my then wife, who btw is reasonably intelligent. Driving down a road one day with wife and kids in car. We passed a field with sheep (ewes) in it. The sheep had dye on their rumps and the wife(ex) said to me. ‘Why have those sheep got dye on them?’ My reply. ‘The farmer puts dye on the chest of that ram over there, so he can tell which ones have been mated with’. Her reply. ‘So the ram knows which ones he’s mated?’ I swear, had I been a female driver I’d have crashed the fucking car I was that shocked and couldn’t take my eyes off her.
Ring… Ring… Ring… Ring…
Ash>> Crises hotline, this is Ash. How can I help you this evening?
Paris Hilton>> Hi Ash, I have another crises…
Ash>> Again? What now?
Paris Hilton>> I was watching Leno, with Dick last week, and decided to give him some head.
Ash>> …and this is a crises… how?
Paris Hilton>> Well, I told him I spit it out afterwards, but I lied, I actually swallowed it. I think I’m pregnant with his child now.
Ash>> …
Ash>> Typical FUCKING blond.
*click
It’s not just blondes Ash, they all have moments of stupidity, useually more frequently as they age. Funny post mate, I LLF
Dick, I’m sorry but, its not the 1800’s anymore. You also can not compare yourself to Jesus and say you’ve never made a mistake. The bible says that people sin. Its like you think of yourself as some kind of god! I would like to know, what does your mother think about this?! You try to say that all women are like Brittany Spears and Paris Hilton. Well, Guess what? They’re not.
What time period were in doesn’t change the fact that menarebetterthanwomen, and yes most cunts are like Brittany Spears and Paris Hilton. Get back in the kitchen bitch.
You know, for every post a woman makes here, that’s one dick that isn’t being sucked at the moment. You chicks need to start doing your job, because those dicks sure as hell aren’t going to suck themselves.
Aye! spoken like a true Man.
It’s not 30AD either.
How would you know?
Because he applied his man-brain (which is bigger than yours for a reason) and figured it out from the historical data readily available.
The woman on the other hand just regurgitates the ridiculous feminist propaganda of the patriarchy without even having the slightest sense of how reality really works.
Well I just have a few things to say in favor of women. We had to work to get the right to vote, and it was just handed to men. We worked for most of our rights that we have today, while they were just handed to men. Now who sounds like the lazy ones here? If anyone, you men are spoiled and you feel that you have the right to say that we’re whores and such. Actually, porn and prostitution and shit are mostly influenced by men. If there weren’t horny men who couldn’t get laid and had to pay women (like most of you), then there would be no prostitutes. They’re just people trying to get by. They’re not trying to please you, obviously, or they wouldn’t have made you pay.
Yep, Now after you have “motivated” us, by showing us your vomit, we are gonna drop everything, harry up and start chasing your ass, so your incompetent ass can get laid. “Nice try” but no tkanks, we are not interested. bye.
Work? PFT. Men did most of the work for you. And Many men had to work for the right to vote. Poor white men, black men, etc. Men died to create unions for the working class. Men died to end things like slavery in their countries. Women got their rights because men worked for their rights for them. And about porn, when you girls stop becoming porn stars because it “empowers” you and whatever, then you can start complaining about it. I hate to burst your bubble, but women are in porn because they want to. Get off your spoiled high horse.
WAAAAIT a minute, if women were so good and smart, why do men STILL run the world? Despite the fact that men GAVE women the right to vote, and women are more than 50% of the population, why is it that in no country is 1/2 of parliament or congress women? So few heads of state are women? If all women are as smart or smarter than men, why do less than 1/3rd of all the top scientists are women? Most Nobel laureates are men, most legendary actors are men, the BEST CHEFS are men.. how on earth do women not even excel at something they had 3000 years of practice in?!
If you have something positive to say about women, call the chick flick channels and give them a small piece of your mind, or (flipping a quarter) here is some change, call the operator and ask if she gives a crap. This is a MAN’s site; are you able to read? The more I read your post, they more the views of this site (men) are fully and completely vindicated. Female self absorption and media propaganda is not welcome here.
BOY-friend, not MAN.
No man would have you.
“spend time”? Ah womanspeak for bitch and moan about idiotic things including some site where men dare to not bow and scrape endlessly to the vagina. Unlike your boyfriend who just wants to get laid and even puts up with your brainless drivel. Stupidly thinking he´ll have more peace that way.
Time and experience will tell him differently.
whore
Hey, usemenonly please show some restraint.
Well, ecuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse, us. The girls out there are hardly worth the trouble or effort for any long-term relationships. Get a clue. We don’t want you or your ilk unless you’re on your back with your mouth open. Afterwards, go home.
First quote on her page.
“Men don’t realize that if we’re sleeping with them on the first date, we’re probably not interested in seeing them again either.�
Yet again with the sex and women joking… damnit…
A. Who the fuck is Chelsea Handler?
B. She probably has a room full of Man writers telling her how not to be a dumb fucking slut on TV, yet she probably still fucks up.
C. I’d google her if I wasnt damn sure that the first 20 links would lose me man points and the second 20 links would be her taking her top off in a mardi gras video or some shit
who gives a fuck about man points… dick has lost many many white points.. what a piece of shit nigger luvin piece of garbage he is
That’s not nice and racist to boot.
*The presence of a black man in the bedroom (even on television) sends women into a frenetic sexual hysteria.*
i thought all women were racist.. hah fuck i know i am..and that statement is disgusting.. filthy niggers
Hmph! You are a sad, sad creature to still be racist after all this time has passed, since slavery and segregation has been done away with. But,people like you only hate other races because you’re intimidated by them or jealous of their greatness. It reeeaaalllyyyy sucks to be you, low life, because no doubt you’re uncomfortable in your own skin!
That’s because the only thing you probably watch is “Trick My Truck” and “Dog the Bounty Hunter.” Two manly shows for the manliest of the manly. Besides, Chelsea’s tits are better than David Letterman’s… as are the jokes.
I was responding to part of the initial question.
“I can’t think of a single late night female talk-show host.�
Chelsea Handler.
I don’t usually read the posts because the conclusions people come to are lacking facts. It’s pointless.
Too bad nobody fucking knows who Chelsea Handler is.
I was responding to part of the initial question.
“I can’t think of a single late night female talk-show host.”
Chelsea Handler.
I don’t usually read the posts because the conclusions people come to are lacking facts. It’s pointless.
I am sure that made sense to the clairvoyents among us……..Erin.
Chelsea Handler.
It’s good that she at least has a nice mangina to define herself by. Of course, more likely than not, her boyfriend knows that she’s just an insecure fuck buddy but she lacks the life experience to accept the blindingly obvious, as girlys always do. Hence, she makes the wedding plans and practices telling him that she won’t want to work after the baby, he notices that she’s a creepy fuck-and-chuck and leaves while he still can.
Run along, little girly-girl. Just the fact that you define today’s society as advanced proves beyond doubt that you are just another stupid little girly-girl. Stupid whore, just fuck off.
A-fucking-men. We need to fix things up and put girly-girls like Kelley back on the streets – where they belong, and can show exactly how independent and free-spirited they are. A good first step would be to distribute those girly-girl homepages to suspicious parents along with the necessary forms to get the girly disowned and placed in a special center for special people who are so warped and jaded, they can not contribute to society.
“I feel like when I come on this website I step 100 years back in time… ”
I can see how you’d feel that way; what with the global military issues , US economy facing financial turmoil, and a small group of people building gender-specific clubs, and directing radical banter at an entire gender.
But those women got it wrong, as they often do, and really screwed things up.
We’re here to fix that.
Fine by me.
Okay that made no sense at all… I’m a childless cat-herder? What does that have to do with Dick’s ignorance? It disgusts me I feel like when I come on this website I step 100 years back in time… that’s how backwards and ignorant you men are. Pathetic really. Anyways I’m going to go spend time with my boyfriend now and be happy while you guys sit there and mope and bitch and complain cause no girl will want your sorry fucking asses.