What’s On Oxygen At 11:30PM?
I was sent this question by Marco the Man.
I can’t think of a single late night female talk-show host. Why are most talk-show hosts men?
All late night talk-show hosts are men because people are trying to have sex during “late night”. There’s nothing that’s more unpleasant to hear during sex than a woman comedian laughing awkwardly at her own jokes, while a studio audience sits in silence, twiddling their funny-bones.
Sex is why Leno has higher ratings than Letterman. The presence of a black man in the bedroom (even on television) sends women into a frenetic sexual hysteria. Paul Schafer is not even a little bit black.
Letterman is so manly he even has “man” right there in his name.
If women hosted late night talk shows, every single joke in every single monologue would be followed by one woman monkey-shrieking with laughter: the host. Women laugh like pigs getting branded. And they orgasm just like they laugh. I don’t want to hear either of that shit coming from my television set after midnight. My neighbors might think I’m some sort of porn addict.
That’s bad because my neighbors watch a lot of Law and Order, and on that show, the porn addicts are always stashing bodies somewhere.
To judge the “goodness” of something, I find a reliable indicator is to gage how much women dislike that something.
For example: ass slapping. Women pretend like they hate getting slapped on the ass, but they love it. It’s a good thing. Also, hearing how much weight they’ve gained or how much they act like their mother. Ignoring a spare tire isn’t going to make it go away. Ignoring is bad. Honesty is good. Rewarding a woman for muttering to herself when she takes issue with something isn’t going to discourage that behavior. That’s like jerking off a dog because he won’t stop humping your leg. That’s sick and wrong.
Men are better than women.
Women dislike late night talk-shows. They would rather watch reruns of Everyone Loves Raymond because that way it would be completely fucking impossible for anyone to have sex with anyone – even themselves.
Late night talk-shows are commercial and promotional machines. If women were hosts, their attention mongering and greed would be the twenty-pound, greasy wrench that ruined the music, movie, and publishing industries.
It takes four women to host the View and that’s only possible because they all hate each other, and their audience is just slightly dumber than the group watching The Wiggles.
Women will never be late night talk-show hosts because a Jeep commercial and a musical interlude is not a perfect segue into a woman talking about her cheating husband. Maybe he cheated because she’s the kind of woman who would go on national television and talk about it. Maybe she preemptively deserved it?
No, that’s not true. That would mean some women don’t pre-emptively deserve it.
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@Ral, a few quick thoughts.
First, presumption of innocence applies to jurors. As citizens we’re perfectly at liberty to assume guilt or innocence as we please.
Second, on search and seizure… it comes down to expectations of privacy. If you take your computer to Best Buy to be fixed, well, you’ve surrendered some degree of privacy. Have you surrendered enough to allow a police officer to search it? I don’t know. It’s an interesting question.
IIRC, courts have held that your garbage may be searched legally without a warrant.
As for the rest, what you say is sensible.
@Alexander
“Damn, there’s this vacant space in my ear where a Dick should be.”
Indeed. No podcast.
“humans, in particular women, respond to the same training regimes as dogs.”
There is a disturbing degree of truth to this.
-wolfe
Damn, there’s this vacant space in my ear where a Dick should be.
I’ve been trying to explain to my friend that humans, in particular women, respond to the same training regimes as dogs. If you don’t mind, I’ll borrow this particular section as a clever way to describe why he should stop giving in to his wife’s bad behaviour.
Good link. Interesting article. The media will crucify him before trial. As far as I’m concerned, 1. He is COMPLETELY INNOCENT until proven guilty in a court of law, and 2. the computer should not be admitted as evidence, because his right to privacy and confidentiality was violated by the employee, and most assuredly by the police when they stole his computer.
“If you exploit a child in Passaic County, you will be hunted down and prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law,” Passaic County Sheriff Jerry Speziale said in a statement.
Hmmm… not a very relevant thing to say since in the eyes of the law, Insinnia is completely innocent until proven guilty. Looks like the police Sheriff is not doing his job of serving and protecting the people - instead, essentially launching a media slander against an innocent man.
The investigation began after Insinnia took his computer to a Best Buy electronics store in West Paterson for repairs. A technician found the images, police said, and alerted a police detective working security at the store.
Police detectives don’t work security at Best Buys. Best Buy is a private corporation, and Police Detectives are paid with public tax dollars. This “detective” surely had no warrant to search or even view Insinnia’s laptop.
Not only that, it could have been some sick twisted wacko fan working at the best buy on his computer who set him up by putting the images on, if it’s even true that they’re on there.
Next it will be you and me. I can hear it now “Ralohcs Denrael took his computer to Best Buy and they found anti-American hate speech on his computer. Denrael had a site called menarebetterthanwomen.com in his ie history, which is a site promoting the natural order of human nature, which is not appropriate in our society. Authorities have taken Denreal into custody, and will not release him on bail, because he is a flight risk, as he might try to escape to a country that is actually free.”
Interesting you should mention that…
That made me laugh, but you left me with the image of Rosie O’Donnell hosting a late-night talk show. What a horrible thought. At least it would be canceled fast.
-wolfe