When Women Should Shut the Fuck Up
People are always asking me what the qualities of the perfect wife are. Mostly men. That’s because women don’t give a fuck about what makes a perfect wife.
Have you ever seen a “romantic” comedy? I say “romantic” because what it should be is “woman” comedy — and by woman I mean “shitty” or “not a”. Those bullshit movies are all about how horrible and fucking stupid women can behave whilst the right thing to do is staring them in face like a Stop sign, and how some poor schmuck with a job that lets him loaf around town all day doing nothing can be guilted into putting up with getting fucked over for two hours and calling a spade with a shrew nose a fucking prize pig by the end of it all.
Maybe instead of romantic comedies they should be called documentaries.
The perfect wife is one who knows when to shut the fuck up. That’s it. I think Indiana Jones said it best.
“You’re insulting them and you’re embarrassing me.” -Indiana Jones
That’s all women do when they speak: insult and embarrass; them and me respectively. That’s why the perfect wife just has to know when to shut the fuck up. I’ve always said women are like works of art. Even if they’re atrocious and moody (which they mostly are) they can be enjoyed because you can look away or close your eyes whenever you’re done with them.
For some help on this topic, here’s my helpful set of rules for women on knowing when the fuck to shut the fuck up. I call it Dick’s Guide On The Prudence Of Women Shutting The Fuck Up.
1. Shut up when a man is talking or when a man starts to talk.
2. Shut up when a man stops talking suddenly.
That first rule is a man-obvious one, even wild animals follow it. The second, however, is the key to the perfect wife. It’s the extra mile. See, when a woman is speaking and insulting and embarrassing everyone, the man she’s with will likely stop speaking from insult or embarrassment. It happens every day. I used to be a bartender so you can trust me on that one.
Imagine you’re at a cricket match. You don’t know how the game works because fucking no one does, but you know when to cheer and when to leave. It’s because everyone else is doing it. That’s all I’m saying here. Women don’t know how to speak or be civilized. It’s like cricket to them. Women just need to take their cues on shutting the fuck up from everyone else. There’s nothing wrong with that. It’s smart (womanly speaking).
Let me put it like this. You know how we have toilets as a species? That’s because running around shitting all over ourselves and sleeping in it is for animals, not for humans. Humans doing it would be embarrassing. When women speak it’s exactly the same thing. It makes all men feel a little less human. It reminds us that yes, we too were once running around shitting all over ourselves and trying to eat fucking rocks or some stupid shit like that — something nearly as stupid as a twenty minute conversation on why American football is “practically the same game” that football is in the rest of the world.
What the fuck?
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Comment by ramjet
2009-06-12 02:55:57 – IP Man-Hash: 378e8b7d3f332
I do my own thing & I don’t need the help of any pussy face.
I think woman need men & not men need woman.
Sorry fuck face.
The only real time a man needs support is when he’s married, because he’s married. Take the parasite off and live healthy fellas.
”When Women Should Shut the Fuck Up”
Nature truelly ficked up giving them vocal cords. Plus most of the time it appears they’re hard wired to their bowels.
“Maybe instead of romantic comedies they should be called documentaries”. Classic, it doesn’t get much better than this. Dick is right on the money again. No wonder the pop tarts that visit here are so generally disagreeable when they finally decide to share their thoughts with those of us that don’t really give a crap. Please keep posting the female centered psychotic insanity; we’re laughing at you, not with you. :)
”we’re laughing at you, not with you. :)”
Agreed.
While I agree with you on everything except you dissing cricket Dick it’s a fantastic game played by real men!!…. a real test of courage, agility, strategy and skill…. where else can a man play a sport that can last 5 days!!! no women sports last anymore than 1 hour haha
shut your bleeding lips you fucking sluts! get on your knees so you can get that abortion for last night’s mistake
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the real stupid and ignorant ones r men. ALL THEY DO IS THINK WITH THEIR DICKS. ALL THEY CARE ABOUT IS SPORTS and VIDEOGAMES. without women, men wouldnt have clean clothes, good food to eat…basically every thing. Men are like babies, they talk nonsense and require attention at all times. u guys have 2 be FUCKING GAY to talk aLL that FUCKING SHIT…SO GET A LIFE AND GET SOME PUSSY U FUCKING FAGS. YOUR ONLY SAYING THESE THINGS BECAUSE YOU PROBABLY GOT REJECTED and your still bitter…SO in the end the ones who need to SHUT THE FUCK UP IS U GUYS
My parents are divorced and my dad lives alone. His house is immaculate, he cooks his own meals (quite well, to boot), does his own laundry, and works a full 40+ hour week. What are you talking about when you say men can’t do anything themselves?
”What are you talking about when you say men can’t do anything themselves?”
The fact is we can. Just because we choose not to doesn’t mean we can’t. I’d say this is more a show of what he knows your actual day consists of women. He knows your lazy. Abi, tell your dad to be happy with the fact he’s now nag free, provided of course you haven’t replaced your mum in this.
I’m calling Poe on this post.
Keep sweeping that floor, fuckface.
I do my own thing & I don’t need the help of any pussy face.
I think woman need men & not men need woman.
Sorry fuck face.
Then why do you act like you need women?
(Womenrbetter)said-SO GET A LIFE AND GET SOME PUSSY U FUCKING FAGS!!! Now really think….Is that all we can get from you women……….point proven.!
Shut the fuck up! even when a woman types its just fucking annoying noise in text form.
what an easy game to play. serve insult + generalization… return.. but it can be amusing. A little truth behind some generalizations, would profit the sexes to pay attention to them.
might spend less time venting on random web pages and blogs.
shut your fuckin mouth and go munch your girlfriends pie you bull dyke.
woman aare stupid ,mind you they dont have to be , but they are ,i always succeded with woman what i approached them and sai wow did you see what samathas new shoes look like , im talking about sex and the city.. i tell them wow those shoes are expensive ,she bought nice shoes , and by saying this i go on a date with them , i tried the other way , wich is hi how are you im mike ,what your name ! ,they laughed.Then i tried it again with sex and the city ,something that isent realistic but works on woman , i also said to them wow gogogigig gaga tot gii theses were my words ,and guess what! they loved me.
your so right ,woman are nothing ,its there fault, they r sick
Cass, nice vocabulary. Vocabulary has little to do with knowledge or intelligence, but by reading your responses, I can tell your smart :)
Sadly you wont ever read my compliment =(.
Honestly I found this page by searching “Fuck Women” on google. No offense to you ladies, my girlfriend just driving me to the brink of insanity right now.
Everyday she yells at me, mostly over nothing. I understand shes stressed, but once I didn’t reply to her text on aim for about 5 seconds, and that 5 second delay, sent her over the edge.
Once I was gripping my phone talking to her because my parents were arguing (I needed her at the moment), and she was telling me about how I dont care about her and stuff. When I heard my mom scream for help, I told my gf in a polite way “Honey, i love you, but i have to go, i have to make sure my mom is alright” and my gf said “You hang up, ill kill myself”. Good support huh?
I know none of you really care to hear all this, but I just needed to vent.
I think this article is just written by a guy who hates women. Maybe hes a misogynist. Maybe his mother hated him. I know he has some psychological issues.
Even though things are tough between my girlfriend right now, its unfair for me to judge that women will all be the same as her.
But anyways… there hasn’t been a post here in quite some time so guess theres no point in continuing to talk. =(
btw, Nice to meet you Cass…
TJ: Bite the bullet and out her. Beat her to the punch, if she’s winding you up as a gf, she’s going to be a real C* if you marry her.
Cass: Studioline isn’t an english speaker you ignorant twat.
Studioline; you can’t spell for shit and I can barely understand what your point is, yet I’m the one that’s supposed to be brain-dead? If anyone is proving points here, it’s you proving mine, pal. I don’t remember suggesting that men have to accept women JUST because they are female – you accept people because that is who they are. What I DO suggest is that you don’t discriminate against people based on stupid things that they have no control over such as their gender, race or sexual orientation.
I don’t judge you because you have a dick, I judge you because you are a wanker who‘s mummy probably laughed at him when he wet the bed as a child therefore invoking a misplaced dislike/fear of women. Or maybe daddy looked down on women too and you followed suit like a good little lap-dog. Either way, there’s some deep-seated emotional reason for it no doubt.
Believe it or not I don’t come to this site to seek answers or approval from a bunch of small-minded idiots like yourselves. I just saw the way you were speaking about other humans and thought you were vile, thus I decided to inform you all of YOUR flaws.
Allow me to quote a particularly fiendish man:
“You can’t let a cunt get the upper hand… put them in their place.”
Sound familiar? You sound exactly like Angelo Buono of the Hillside Stranglers who tortured, raped and killed more than a dozen young women in the 70’s. You might want to think very seriously about which creeds you roll with and where these beliefs have led other dimwits in the past. Hate is hate, no matter who is targeted and it can only breed negative outcomes. I personally wouldn’t feel comfortable sharing opinions and theories with a sick serial killer, but maybe that’s just me.
Obviously some of you have had really bad relationships with some very bad women but that doesn’t mean all women are bad. There’s plenty of women who’ve had a series of bad boyfriends as well. You should look at women as individuals who can be either good or bad depending on their personality, just as women should look at men the same way. A woman isn’t a bitch because she’s a woman, she’s a bitch because that’s the kind of person she is. If you are against racism, hatred towards homosexuality and other despicable principles then you should be equally opposed to sexism.
You’re generalising.
“What I DO suggest is that you don’t discriminate against people based on stupid things that they have no control over such as their gender, race or sexual orientation.”
Agreed. Like you say later:
“A woman isn’t a bitch because she’s a woman, she’s a bitch because that’s the kind of person she is.”
When a man says something stupid, he will be called on it. And he will learn from the experience – eventually, this will manifest as an internal filtration system and further utterances of stupidity will be preemptively thwarted.
But when a women says something totally fuckall stupid Don’t You Dare call her out. You’re an asshole if you do. A misogynistic, fem-hating, gay (LOLOLOL) waste of life asshole who should have aborted.
Women say stupid shit all the time; they can’t help it, and they have a pussy pass that allows them to.
So rather than embarrassing themselves, and everyone around them, they should keep their fucking mouths shut, because typically they don’t have the slightest clue what they’re talking about.
“Male friends eh? You’ve lots of those don’t you? They’re REALLY good at lying to you too.” – Yes, I have a few male friends, though I think the people that I surround myself with are proud enough of their own beliefs that they wouldn’t need to lie to me about it. If you, Joseph James Frantz, lie to your peers about your beliefs then you must know that they are ludicrous as you appear to be very ashamed of them :P Did you ever consider that perhaps MY male friends genuinely love women? That they accept women regardless of their flaws as fellow human beings? Did you stop to think that they might be slightly broader minded than you appear to be? Just because they share a common gender with you, doesn’t mean that they are as foolish as you are.
“cass must be a woman who doesn’t know when to stfu” – Awesome comeback, Man, is that your strongest argument? If it is then I gather you weren’t head of the debate team at school. I believe it is you who should stfu.
Here is an example how brain dead whimmin are:
A woman should be accepeted the way she is, so she doesn’t have to become a better person, since she can not be told where are her flaws.
Women stop maturing around 12 becasue that’s when the message gets to them – men have to accept you just the way you are becasue you are a female – have a pussy.
Then she grows up and discoveres men actually get the message literaly, they accept her pussy and then she is pissed that men don’t see and accept the personality.
And she is pissed cos without the personality part she can’t have a man.
And then she comes here to this site and pretends that this is men’s falut because she can’t even find a solutution and when men even hand it to her she is pissed that they “notice her flaws”.
And then she practices pretending and being brain dead till she actually becomes one, braind dead lying around whore and she expects to be loved.
Thanks for proving our point. You would not see the point even when it would hit you in your head, you already brain dead, since the responces you get.
Amen to that
Hey stupid! I have a solution: How about getting to KNOW her personality BEFORE you get to know her PUSSY. Notice a woman’s flaws? You mean AFTER you sleep with her, moron? Ha ha …….what a joke!
I’m just curious as to what women did to all of you to make you feel so strongly about all this? I have a fair few guy friends and I can guarantee that none of them would agree with you.
“Tell ya what, learn how to use paragraphs to group your ideas, and then we’ll talk.” – Instead of correcting people’s grammar, why don’t you present an actual argument?
“Did you know that women were allowed to work as alchemists, businesswomen and almost every other manly profession during the medieval ages?” – No I didn’t know that, thank you for correcting me. If that is the case then it appears your views are even more outdated than previously thought.
“Not some, MOST. And in the WEST, not the whole world.” – Where do you get your broad knowledge of statistics from? Do you know or have you dated MOST women in the west? Not likely.
“No, we don’t think they are inferior, we just think WE are better.” – What do you think inferior means? Inferior means something that is not as good or of a lesser quality. Need I say more?
“Men are better than women – this is a fact, not an opinion or belief.” – I’d like to see the scientific evidence behind this so-called “fact”. If by “better” you mean physically stronger then you may have a point, I won’t argue that, that’s just the way we’re built.
“No you don’t. You earn respect, not deserve it.” – If you don’t respect people until they can prove to you that they meet your standards, then you have a serious problem.
“you’re even more useless than an American cunt.” – You sound like a warm and friendly human being… Sounds like you’re not getting any kind of cunt to me.
“Only women and feminized boys are sad when they are alone. Men like being alone.” – I beg to differ! What a lonely existence that would be! I think when you’re in your 90’s on a ventilator and you haven’t got a wife or children standing at your bedside to give you a nice send-off, you’ll realise what an erroneous comment that was. Hopefully you’ll realise before then and save yourself the misery. Those “feminized boys” you speak of are the boys who get laid.
“because we made your quim quiver and throb for an hour, that does not translate into us LOVING you…men are better than women at earning respect.” – Oh I get it; so in order for me to EARN respect like a man I’ve got to go around bad-mouthing women and talking about them like they’re just a place to park my cock? Who knew getting respect was so easy! :D I have no respect for disrespectful people.
There you go, you can all resume sucking each others balls now.
Male friends eh? You’ve lots of those don’t you? They’re REALLY good at lying to you too.
How much do you weigh?
cass must be a woman who doesn’t know when to stfu
Cass has fairly decent punctuation, spelling, grammar, and vocabulary. Hardly indicative of him being a woman. I think Dick has a point, and is yet misguided. His reasons are right, and his conclusion is wrong. You can’t give up on love. That’s not a manly thing to do. We are made to provide for our women and children. And if they insist on working, we should do what a sane person would do. Switch jobs. They got the easy one anyway. And if she comes home to a clean house and dinner and sex and whatever, and she’s not grateful for your manly efforts, feel free to punch her in the face. Because the wife can do that, right? But not the husband? I feel bad for all the men who aren’t that big or strong that have to deal with this piece of shit economy amongst whore class women who steal the piece of shit jobs that we used to build our resume’s on. If you can’t landscape, plumb, repair, maintain, or construct, you are ass out as a man. McDonalds only has so many slots to fill. Most problems like this ARE women’s fault no matter how they’d like to paint it, and they are in denial about it. I just don’t think we should be so defeatist about it. There has to be a way it can all work out with mixed orientation. It’s just going to take everybody not giving up on eachother, which is exactly what is happening here. I’d whore my vagina too if I had one. Sadly, though, even as a pretty decent looking guy, I’d get laughed at if I tried to stand on the corner and charge people for sex. The ugly and the elderly would protest me and chastize me for ever thinking the meat that I’m made of could be worth something, even if only for rent. Most women ARE whores. And it is because they choose to be. They have it backward. They don’t want to be their provider’s “slave”. Like they don’t want to do chores for their parents. Same thing, different age.
It would make ‘Cass’ a female able to write, unusual but not impossible.
We are NOT giving up, merely fighting back!
You know it surprises me in this day and age that there are still all these medieval views floating around. I’m a woman and I know there are SOME women in the world who can be annoying as shit and say and do things without thinking. They may or may not do this more than men – I don’t know the statistics. But the fact of the matter remains that all of you are a bunch of bigoted neanderthals who still haven’t accepted the fact that having external genitalia doesn’t make you better than anyone. You say you don’t hate women – you just think they’re inferior. Bollocks to that! If you think another person is inferior to you then you’re a prejudiced sack of shit. You’re like the Gender-hating version of the KKK; it’s pure narrow-minded ignorance. Since when is it about who’s better than who? Women, like men, deserve to be treated with respect and common courtesy. Whether it’s race or gender related, we’re all human beings and we’re all equal.
For goodness sake, it’s the 21st century – wake up to yourselves or you’ll wind up sad and alone for the rest of your lives cuz no woman will love you with those views.
P.S. Emma, whoever you are, I hope that comment WAS sarcastic and you haven’t actually bought into this shit. If you have, that’s pretty pathetic.
**–I’m a woman and I know there are SOME women in the world who can be annoying as shit and say and do things without thinking. –**
Tell ya what, learn how to use paragraphs to group your ideas, and then we’ll talk.
How much do you weigh?
“You know it surprises me in this day and age that there are still all these medieval views floating around”
Did you know that women were allowed to work as alchemists, businesswomen and almost every other manly profession during the medieval ages?
“I know there are SOME women in the world who can be annoying as shit and say and do things without thinking. ”
Not some, MOST. And in the WEST, not the whole world.
“I don’t know the statistics.”
Obviously.
“But the fact of the matter remains that all of you are a bunch of bigoted neanderthals who still haven’t accepted the fact that having external genitalia doesn’t make you better than anyone.”
Well, the external genitalia kinda helps. Testosterone drastically increases brain growth and body muscle after the age of 15(second phase of puberty.)
“You say you don’t hate women – you just think they’re inferior.”
No, we don’t think they are inferior, we just think WE are better. Tigers are faster, more agile and much stronger than deer. Does that mean that deer are inferior? Hell no! It means tigers are better than deer, and they can hunt deer any time they want.
Men are better than women – this is a fact, not an opinion or belief.
“Bollocks to that! If you think another person is inferior to you then you’re a prejudiced sack of shit.”
Well, why are we prejudiced? It’s been and is being proven countless times that men are better than women on average. Prejudice is an unfounded bias or impartiality.
“Women, like men, deserve to be treated with respect and common courtesy”
No you don’t. You earn respect, not deserve it.
“For goodness sake, it’s the 21st century – wake up to yourselves or you’ll wind up sad and alone for the rest of your lives cuz no woman will love you with those views.”
Blabbity blab blab.
Leave it to a man to show a woman how to present her ideas. The last one is most important.
No toots you don’t DESERVE respect. As pointed out you EARN it. For instance, by writing legibly. That’s a first step. The next step is by not being an entitled western cunt. You’re English from the sound of it. Maybe Australian. Either way, you’re even more useless than an American cunt.
Only women and feminized boys are sad when they are alone. Men like being alone. Now if we could just get useless cunts like you to leave us alone, and realize that because we made your quim quiver and throb for an hour, that does not translate into us LOVING you, we’d all be set and fine and dandy.
men are better than women at earning respect.
Dick should know when to shut the fuck up. Seriously dude, you’re a fucking crotch stain assclown and the whole “shut up bitch” attitude falls squarely into the “never get laid, ever” category of socially retarded, witless fucksticks.
You may as well have summed up your page of comical small penis compensation with the words “Don’t fuck me!”
Stop embarrassing men. Go eat a bullet.
Raised by your mom were you Jason? It’s cute that you twenty somethings come in here talking about how IS and IS NOT getting laid. You’re not to wise when it comes to broads are you?
What women say is VASTLY different from what they DO. NEVER listen to what a woman SAYS. ONLY AND ALWAYS pay CLOSE ATTENTION to what she DOES. For this is ALL that matters.
Women TELL you they want someone to treat them NICE.
Women TELL you they want a nice guy.
Women TELL you they want to be made love with tenderness.
Then she IGNORES you unless you treat her like a cunt and a slut.
Then she trades YOU for a chauvinist.
Then she screams in ecstasy as the chauvinist FUCKS her SENSELESS.
Good try though. I give you another 15 years and then you’ll wake up, with these words ringing in your brain.
Well said Jason…..you earned some man points with women!!
i think both men and women need to shut the fuck up an become slaves of the obviously superior Batman anal dwelling butt monkies!! HAHAHAHAHH *if you contradict me i will cannibalize you!* ”\_0.o_/”
Sounds like someone has some unmet sexual needs in his life and some deep seeded emotional issues.
These comments are so utterly stupid!!!
That’s because you are a whimmin,
my balls ache with the velocity of 1000 angy beavers