When Women Should Shut the Fuck Up
People are always asking me what the qualities of the perfect wife are. Mostly men. That’s because women don’t give a fuck about what makes a perfect wife.
Have you ever seen a “romantic” comedy? I say “romantic” because what it should be is “woman” comedy — and by woman I mean “shitty” or “not a”. Those bullshit movies are all about how horrible and fucking stupid women can behave whilst the right thing to do is staring them in face like a Stop sign, and how some poor schmuck with a job that lets him loaf around town all day doing nothing can be guilted into putting up with getting fucked over for two hours and calling a spade with a shrew nose a fucking prize pig by the end of it all.
Maybe instead of romantic comedies they should be called documentaries.
The perfect wife is one who knows when to shut the fuck up. That’s it. I think Indiana Jones said it best.
“You’re insulting them and you’re embarrassing me.” -Indiana Jones
That’s all women do when they speak: insult and embarrass; them and me respectively. That’s why the perfect wife just has to know when to shut the fuck up. I’ve always said women are like works of art. Even if they’re atrocious and moody (which they mostly are) they can be enjoyed because you can look away or close your eyes whenever you’re done with them.
For some help on this topic, here’s my helpful set of rules for women on knowing when the fuck to shut the fuck up. I call it Dick’s Guide On The Prudence Of Women Shutting The Fuck Up.
1. Shut up when a man is talking or when a man starts to talk.
2. Shut up when a man stops talking suddenly.
That first rule is a man-obvious one, even wild animals follow it. The second, however, is the key to the perfect wife. It’s the extra mile. See, when a woman is speaking and insulting and embarrassing everyone, the man she’s with will likely stop speaking from insult or embarrassment. It happens every day. I used to be a bartender so you can trust me on that one.
Imagine you’re at a cricket match. You don’t know how the game works because fucking no one does, but you know when to cheer and when to leave. It’s because everyone else is doing it. That’s all I’m saying here. Women don’t know how to speak or be civilized. It’s like cricket to them. Women just need to take their cues on shutting the fuck up from everyone else. There’s nothing wrong with that. It’s smart (womanly speaking).
Let me put it like this. You know how we have toilets as a species? That’s because running around shitting all over ourselves and sleeping in it is for animals, not for humans. Humans doing it would be embarrassing. When women speak it’s exactly the same thing. It makes all men feel a little less human. It reminds us that yes, we too were once running around shitting all over ourselves and trying to eat fucking rocks or some stupid shit like that — something nearly as stupid as a twenty minute conversation on why American football is “practically the same game” that football is in the rest of the world.
What the fuck?
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there are other things that women have done to me but i cant even mention them here cause there so shameful and personal i wish i could to show you how badly the oppisite sex has treated me.
lets see the responsibilities of women as taught by the logic of today, raise kids, do dinner, clean the house, compared to a male
ok this is the males list of responsibility
Go to war and die for your country and im talking about being drafted meaning your forced to go women arent forced to go if your in the reserves or something or joined the army that was your choice cant blame it on men.
Support there family if a man stays home and doesnt work while his wife does then its a shameful thing which ima have to deal with perhaps since im disabled
not hit women even though she might be rude or just down right nasty and bossy demanding things as though she was a tyrant
not hit women even though they might cheat on the male and not give a shit
not hit a women when she’s dishonest only to bring up whatever was bugging her during a already agrivated argument thus agrivating it more
support the womens ass even though she cheated on her husband or got a divorce what gives you the right to ask for your husbands money when your the one who says fuck you i dont wanna be with you now if your husband hit you or something thats another thing or if he is the one who cheated thats another thing but im talking about these women who just get “bored” the legal system favors women which thus makes it sexist
As my old man used to say: “It’s all one-sided.”
How true.
you think that being asked to do dishes or to have sex when a male wants is wrong? what about my ex who got pregnant on me by another man acting like a whore? what about the ex who treated me like a child and would hvae let me commit suicide for the sake of some stupid admittedly unimportant phone call, where were my rights at this time? No for men its shut up and act like a man but for women if she wants to nag and talk about her problems and just make shit out of any situation then go ahead its ok for you cause your a women your delusion of equal rights is not only stupid but an insult.
Rick I think i’m in love with you. ; )
Ok I have to ask these questions one what would you do if someone talked about your daughter like this , or your mom for all that matters?Number 2 no one ever answered my question about why they are so made. number 3 if you were ill and in the hospital would you mind a nurse or a female Dr. working on you to save your life? These are real questions. Also is this way of thinking something you have learned from watching your parents? Did your mom hide in a closet of walk around mum all the time til your dad let her speak? And do you teach these ideas to your kids?
mad….. sorry
1- I don’t have children and don’t want to have any. Also, The women in my family are strong, independent women who don’t need men’s protection… Therefore, I don’t feel any obligation to defend its “honor”. Feminism has liberated me from that duty, hehe.
2- Who say that we are angry?
3- If the alternative is to die without help, I take a woman doctor. But, if I have the choice over the genre of the doctor… you guess.
4- I have learned watching as the world works, and as men and women behave.
Now, leave this site.
Most people dont feel the need to come to these websites and tell someone to shut the fuck up if they are not angry , most happy people dont talk to others like that unless they are unhappy As for your Mom and other females in your family being strong I dont believe it for a min or you wouldnt be as hateful as you sound right now. A strong female loves and nourishis their children and their children return and give back to the world. The strong female also teaches her kids male or female they can do or be anything and nothing can hold them back. So Nadie being the strong female I wish you love and peace. I also want you to know and every other female out there you can do anything. I own my own painting and remodeling company, I also wash clothes and do dishies and take care of my husband every night. And still hve time to pray for people like you. Good luck,
i dont think the point of this site is to say women shouldnt be strong he’s saying that women shouldnt be rude and expecting males to do certain things for them like pay for there dinners and such when women fought so hard for equal rights and such, thats my view on it anyway, and yes women do have a rude tendency to nag and fight with there husbands that doesnt make you strong it makes you rude and abusing your so called rights because if a man was to do the same to you youd say oh he’s controlling and all this other list things that are wrong with how your husband or a man treats you thus another point that you dont really believe in equality. We dont want women to act like slaves i dont anyway what i want is a women who respects me and doesnt try to act like my mother or tell me what to do and nag me and order me about why cause you have no right to do those things my mother does but your not my mother, women act as though the entire marriage is centered around them sometimes and nothing revolves around there husbands you put more attention into EVERYTHING but your husband which is wrong because you made vows and vows arent flimsy things that you can just throw aside kids do not come first they come equally maybe but do not go above your husband you should be happy you even have the rights you do like i said in other posts if it was any other country and you spoke rudely to your husband or cheated on your husband or insulted your husband you would be killed thus why dont you try using your so called equal rights to make lives better for EVERYONE NOT JUST YOURSELVES
Dude ok I get on article or two about women’s inferiorities to men but you are just talking shit out of your ass right now, your a funny guy and your blog is interesting so write about DIFFERENT things, cause your just pissing and moaning about the same thing over and over again.
Question: What did your mom/girlfriends do to you that got you so fucked up? Or maybe your just alittle too happy about your penis which im sure is great but get a life seriously hun..
Write new things, interesting things so I can actually subscribe = )
Why are you men so angry?
Why are you so incompetent about men???
Possibly because she is both sexually frigid and non-orgasmic.
Women need to shut the fuck up and listen to men, I mean really listen.
Any time I hear a woman pipe up and speak I know its going to be something dumb coming out of her mouth.
Women: know your place! And shut the fuck up!
Why do you bother with women, you hate women turn gay or stay single, you do have choices, guys. I am sure the girls won’t mind losing a few more misogynist males from the dating pool. Take responsibility! “if you can’t stand the heat get out of the kitchen” {sic}
Thats what I’ve been telling them lol. Its true, the girls won’t mind at all. In fact they’d probably prefer having less hateful dickheads to turn down.
But you DON´T. And that´s SO fucked up.
I agree. To be point blank women are the devils tool and do nothing but make man lower themselves to their level which in the end justifies what they do to ruin a mans life. Since Adam they have done their fathers bidding (Satan) And how are they rewarded ? well they sucker a man into marriage and after they have a few kids they divorce the man , take all he has and all that he will earn for the next 20 years to support the children by the (in the best interest of the children ,court ruled extortion of mans wages) and at the same time they post on date sites how they need a man in their life but that they have children that are the (center) of their life and that you are to accept them as being first above you!!! but they want you… Please what crap is this ? I am willing to live alone than to be second to some kids that a bitch had by another man and for her to pull the same thing she did to original husband in the end, hence the they (women) are satins tool.. Cause in the end the only one that wins is satin. Fuck Women and fuck YOU!!! Satin .
I totally agree. Women need to know when to shut the fuck up.
Is this an attempt to solicit a murder? I hope the law get wind of this atrocious logic, not so much the death threat. I’m pretty sure Dick can fend off assassins sent by women with his big toe.
Tell All Women To Shut The Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck Up!Im Sick Of All These Fucking Scumbag Bith Fuckers To Go Blabing On To Every Fucking Les Stripper!
I praise this man.
no one said women should not exist.
just men are better than women.
Ps. women aren’t allowed on this site anyway. leave.
You sound like a complete fucking douchebag, I take it you get rejected in life by woman often. Someone sounds like a scorned bitch! “Bitch” meaning you! Woman are the reason why we are even alive! If not for them, you would not be here you cum guzzling piece of shit! It is obvious you do not get much pussy at all, I here a pussy pocket comes in handy for fat fucks such as yourself :D Try one out
SUCK MA DICK
and women should shut the fuck up and suck ma dick.
Somebody plz go and assassinate this scumbag.He doesn’t realize that he was born out of a woman.
Come get some.
Ever noticed that these death threats come in so often and dick’s still alive? And I thought women were better at following things through.
I don’t think he’s an idiot. I don’t believe it is a joke site either. You must at least give him the credit due for his wit. C’mon, the man has some creative analogies, wouldn’t ya say? He does make valid points at times, too. Besides, it seems that half of everything he says is poking fun at men. Let’s hope that his spelling errors are the only jokes here.
Don’t be bitter. I could easily make a Dick-like manment right here right now. Observe..
I’m glad you didn’t waste your time typing out a comment on your prediction of your regret about wasting your time typing a comment. However, you have wasted my time with this stupid post. I’m sure there are better things for you to do; like sitting around on your ass, eating all of the food your man purchased for you, and clipping your toe-nails while watching soap-operas like a disgusting woman. Oh wait, that was redundant. Now get the fuck off my site.
See, anybody can be rude while using proper grammar, and seem intelligent. Judging by this tactic, I would say Dick is actually a conniving woman trying to make men look bad.
And it is especially mantastic that he is probably making money off the ever-so-clever remarks of his. See, man making money using manskills; man-points right there. Dick is like religion. Catch my drift?