Whore-o-ween: Now For Kids!

If it looks like a stripper and costs like a stripper then it’s a stripper.

This Halloween, woman-kind has lowered the bar of decency yet another inch in their eternal quest for gold at the Whore Olympics, by giving their daughters the key to the Halloween Slut closet six years ahead of schedule.

If you haven’t been watching the news, or you haven’t attended any elementary school Halloween parties, let me tell you about the trick or treat you’ve been missing.

Jailbait.

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I hereby give MenAreBetterThanWomen.com’s coveted Honorary Man of the Month award to every mom and daughter combination who’ve conspired to put their pre-teen in one of these massively inappropriate outfits this season. Good work, ladies. You are pioneers in feminist ass-busting just like me, Dick Masterson.

All women are prostitutes. They’re not all lady businessmen; they’re not all able to spot the difference between a bounced check and a bar of gold; and they’re not all about to listen to reason for the first time as if they were a broken 70′s television set with wood paneling and a UHF knob that suddenly sprouted Bluetooth.

All women are whores.

That’s what Valentine’s Day is. One day set aside where you can pay your wife 50 dollars for a blow job. It’s cheaper than Christmas.

That’s what alimony is. In both prostitution and divorce, you’re paying the whore to leave. If you’re married, make sure you get your money’s worth before the bill comes. It’ll be the size of your phone number.

That’s what Halloween is. Whoretopia.

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I’m sickened each time I hear an ad promoting science and math among little girls. Little girls are stupider than their adult counterparts — way stupider. Now we’re supposed to teach them math just because the radio tells us to? I have a better idea. Why don’t we all just field goal kick footballs into each other’s nuts because the radio tells us to? That’s as pointless as putting a Calculus book in front of a little girl and not expecting three hours of crying and 50 dollars of Toys R Us.

No matter what their age, a woman’s affection is the same cost.

Feminism has been trying to cram the square peg of The Woman into the round hole that is The World for years. And they’ve been doing it with such Herculean tantrums, everyone has adopted their motto.

Women are more than whores.

What the fuck is wrong with a whore?

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Some of the greatest whores in human history have been whores. Putting your little girl into one of these obscene costumes isn’t negligent; it’s catapulting her into a life of whoring that is very much a reality for women.

Who knows what pinnacles she’ll reach. She could be a famous actress or a wealthy lady-lawyer. Both careers require tremendous amounts of whoring. She could even be president — or at least make a mockery of an attempt at running. After all, who else but a fucking whore grins like a rictus idiot while their husband fucks a fat pig on national television. That’s what it takes for a woman to become president.

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These outrageously over-sexualized costumes are not only illegal to jerk off to, they’re also an SAT prep course for pre-teen girls. Buy your son a chemistry set or a calculator. Don’t waste your daughter’s time. And don’t waste her future on books.

The only thing you do when you cram a square peg into a round hole is shave off the corners. Then you don’t even have a square, you have some kind of fucked, rounded oblong with a Women’s Studies degree and a cunt that hasn’t been cracked open since Thriller. Instead of cramming a square peg into a round hole, why not just chuck it into the sewer.

Happy Whore-o-ween to all the men. And to all the women, fuck off my website.

Oops, women did it again.

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Comment by Pablo
2010-03-08 06:53:41 - IP Man-Hash: e67cc3fe53c7f

If you hate wimmin so much, why don’t you fuck guys and leave girls alone? That’s so sad, “grown up” men actualy doing dis shit lol

Comment by kw
2010-04-18 19:40:30 - IP Man-Hash: ea998e515d04a

I think its disgusting for little girls to look like whores, Its okay for adults, would you want your daughter to be and look like a slut—-MORON.

 
Comment by Dontae
2010-06-07 14:26:20 - IP Man-Hash: 44b2e17eb687a

Learn how to spell, you stupid fuck. Would you want your daughter dressing like a skanque (skank) for Halloween? Think about it, idiot (if you have yhe brains to do so).

 
 
Comment by Arrrrrrrrrrrrr
2010-01-18 06:18:41 - IP Man-Hash: 9b9c6d857357e

Look at the little girl beauty pagents, that will really make you sick.
All run by Women.

 
Comment by Tony
2009-12-21 11:36:55 - IP Man-Hash: 2b4808da920b5

Hey,

Come to my site.

http://www.voy.com/219711/

Women are the scum of the earth and they know it. Especially nurses!

 
Comment by Haha89
2009-10-01 15:48:15 - IP Man-Hash: b2a3745f0d705

Dick Masterson=Dildo wearing a Groucho mask! http://www.maleenhancement.org/

 
Comment by Haha89
2009-10-01 13:31:11 - IP Man-Hash: b2a3745f0d705

Chris AND MarkEMark=Mr. Empty-pants

 
Comment by Vincent
2009-09-02 20:59:13 - IP Man-Hash: 1c5fe7a5d9320

Holy shit! I remember seeing those ads last Halloween!

I couldn’t believe what parents are letting their kids do these days to impress their friends.

Prostatots had to ruin my Halloween glee by going all around looking like whores.

Comment by Harry
2009-10-01 16:13:55 - IP Man-Hash: 3d8f0a9a7e742

When you say parents, you actually mean their mothers dress them like it and their pussy whipped husbands are made to shut up.

 
 
Comment by Thomas
2009-06-18 16:13:35 - IP Man-Hash: 9a6678e179d0d

fucking biches gotta teach their daughters the only thing they know. how to trap a retard who will pay for everything!

 
Comment by chris
2009-05-27 08:17:05 - IP Man-Hash: 73d686672e498

It is not a problem that a young girl looks like a whore, it gets a problem that a man could not keep his hands off…..
Thats the same reason why girls in some arab countries wear bhurka!

 
Comment by Ardo
2009-03-05 13:09:31 - IP Man-Hash: 16759285d34ea

Ardo
Science is good, but practice is more important in life.
ksoleifdjj388

 
Comment by nokiawadd
2009-03-03 22:03:00 - IP Man-Hash: 452c32d1c9943

mobile phone noikia

nokiawad9981

 
Comment by Miss
2009-02-21 13:06:31 - IP Man-Hash: e6b8c196556f8

Too bad if you don’t want woman on your site. We actually do know how to use computers and I like to go on any site I want. Your site is particularly entertaining, congratulations…and by the way, why don’t you just admit that your mother didn’t love you or was such a drunk that she dropped you on your head.

Comment by Zelrio
2009-04-12 18:27:09 - IP Man-Hash: 0102ccef72510

No women allowed. Fuck off, whore.

 
Comment by Chris
2009-04-12 20:04:26 - IP Man-Hash: 821276c5e92e0

That’s fuckin’ classic. Woman admits women MUST be shitty parents. Hurtful. Incompetent. Incapable of love. Drunk fuckin’ worthless whores.

WOMEN ALWAYS SAY “YOUR MOTHER MUST HAVE FUCKED UP”
“YOUR MOTHER MUST HAVE FUCKED UP”
“YOUR MOTHER MUST HAVE FUCKED UP”
“YOUR MOTHER MUST HAVE FUCKED UP”
“YOUR MOTHER MUST HAVE FUCKED UP”

…… but they NEVER say “you’re Father must have fucked up”

Because –>> Menarebetterthanwomen.

Comment by studioline
2009-04-13 00:07:55 - IP Man-Hash: b10e17fce8f24

Haha, great observation Chris. Round of applause for Chris!

… but now Im affraid whimmin will steal your line which = MRBTW.

 
 
 
Comment by Reality Check
2008-10-24 11:34:12 - IP Man-Hash: dd9630ac70cd7

We are naturally competitive. I will strive to be the best at what I do. If I didn’t I would get nowhere. At first I’ll be nice about it but if someone tries back stabbing and mud slinging what choice do I have but to become an ass-hole myself so I have a fighting chance? Don’t blame men. Blame the social system that forces us to be “gladiatorial warriors” to survive.

Ladies, though there are some exceptions and I’ve met a few good women most of you go for the stupid slack jawed pricks every time. You want your bad boy fantasy of “reforming the dip shit into prince charming” and wonder why you end up with bruises on your face in a relationship that is about to kill you.

90% of the time if we try being nice to you or act polite you perceive that as a “weakness” and we end up being that guy you cry on yet whom never gets fucked. So yeah, eventually we’re forced to be jerks just to have a chance being with you. You go for the loud mouth tattoo adorned gangster want-to-be so we either embrace that mold or don’t get sex.

Personally I would never let a woman Dominate me. It has already been proven if a woman is put in a position ruling over a man she can turn into a worse tyrant than those in our history books.

I will be a woman’s friend and help her if she is good to me but the minute she expects me to adorn her with expensive jewels, buy her a car, or pay her way through college she ceases to care about me and sees me as a phallus with money for pubic hair. That’s not love bitches. That is gold digging.

 
Comment by Chris
2008-09-01 20:42:26 - IP Man-Hash: bfb1a642aa2b9

OK ladies . . . This is not a website for women, or your masturbation practices. We know you’re waiting around for cock, but you will not get any here. Your clock is ticking. You’re wasting your time. Make yourself USEFUL instead of USELESS.

Menarebetterthanwomen.

 
Comment by womanlover2000
2008-09-01 00:32:21 - IP Man-Hash: 6ce8811c5a9ad

FUUUCK YOOU !
Women are great.
You suck ! you dont get enough pussy !
Sausage sausage sausage sausagefood.
laks laks laks laks ! i want sausage ! Kæmpe stor dillermand !
Dick you’re a dick ! Big sausage

Comment by thisisstupid
2008-09-01 20:21:10 - IP Man-Hash: 3a62a6072de9d

Seriously that is skanky.

BUTTTT you are basically saying that “wasting money on a girls’ education is a waste” is screwed up. I bet there are a million women out there who are smarter than these guys agreeing with dick.

There are more than 6 billion people on the face of the earth, and an estimate of female would be 50% women and 50% men. Your saying that EVERY LAST man in the world is smarter than EVERY last woman in the world? And the answer of course: NO!

Stop being arrogant, ignorant, and mindlessly self indulging yourselves, boys.

Comment by Chris
2008-12-05 18:30:40 - IP Man-Hash: 8fdae3316d084

@Cuntisstupid

—- “I bet there are a million women out there who are smarter than these guys agreeing with dick.”——

Agree with Dick?

You can’t “agree” or “disagree” with a FACT, you stupid cunt.

“Menarebetterthanwomen” – is not an opinion.

YOU don’t even know the difference between “your” and “you’re”…. so shut your fucking cake hole and make yourself useful on a cock.

If a man appeared on Oprah and said “women are generally smarter than men” you and your cunt friends would smile and clap and have no problem whatsoever —>> EVEN THOUGH YOU KNOW IT’S TOTALLY FALSE AS YOU LOOK AT THE WORLD AROUND YOU.

You fucking retarded cow.
Pull yourself together and get the fuck off this website.

Menarebetterthanwomen.

Comment by RB
2008-12-05 22:08:56 - IP Man-Hash: c06a32df26305

‘Cuntisstupid’ – LMAO!

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Comment by thebadseed
2008-12-05 13:43:00 - IP Man-Hash: 08866e6bfbac3

are you retarded?? or just inbred???

 
 
Comment by Manos
2008-04-12 03:48:09 - IP Man-Hash: 815f3775cf668

Again, I agree totally. And I don’t know if anyone else has noticed, but you can see this “whoreoween” 365 days a year. For example. Simply log on to your facebook, yahoo, or myspace account and browse RANDOM pictures from random women. If the women have kids, INEVITABLY they will have loads of pictures on their page. AND!!! more importantly, if they have a pre-teen girl, INEVITABLY you will see that preteen girl with a pound of make-up on her skull wearing some ridiculously “adult” outfit. And, if this happens, you can see it on the stupid woman’s front page sending out a red flag to any decent parent(meaning decent MALE parent) because all the women who view that atrocity see the girl and say “awww so cute!”and “isn’t she adorable” under the photos like painting a 4 year old up like a streetwalker is cute.
~Manos.

 
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Comment by KL
2008-01-27 06:09:07 - IP Man-Hash: 8f0a725ff54ee

perverts.. youre the one who looks at them that way

Comment by Zelrio
2009-04-12 18:28:40 - IP Man-Hash: 0102ccef72510

They dress “that way” to be looked at “that way.” The previous sentence is called logic, but in an incredibly dumbed-down form so that someone retarded like you could understand it.

 
 
Comment by Billy
2007-12-29 23:15:55 - IP Man-Hash: 44e6eae08303f

Wow – Female
Here you go..
Notice how this bitch walks free.

Article

Another monster
false rape algegations after she had force sex with her 12 year old cousin and then dumped the baby.

Female Pedo Monster

 
Comment by wow - female
2007-12-29 18:54:53 - IP Man-Hash: 3e09fe4cb3fd2

@Arbalest – I was not suggesting that women dont do some pretty disgustingly sick things to their children, what I was saying is that Ive never heard a story of a woman molesting or raping babies…. When I lived in Plano Tx last year there was a woman there that cut her infant daughters arms off ultimately killing the baby. She claimed that god told her to do it.. what a sick fuck. I think she did get off on the insanity plea (rightfully so, anyone that does something like that HAS to be crazy) but wil spend the rest of her days in a menatl facility, hopefully anyway, shes a woman so more than likely shell be out next year…….

 
Comment by Arbalest
2007-12-29 18:47:25 - IP Man-Hash: a2d70903e983a

Of course you haven’t heard of it, women always blame something and get off. It never fails.

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2007/03/09/BAGHMOJ376 7.DTL

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2006/11/01/BAG0UM3QD5 1.DTL&feed=rss.bayarea

I can find it again but there was even one bitch who ct off her child’s dick. What was the first that came up? No, not how the child is screwed for life or how horribly the mother treated the kid. It was on how she had DRUG PROBLEMS.

Or this one, who slashed her child’s throat.

http://www1.wsvn.com/news/articles/local/MI34241/

Or this one, who slamed her child into a muscial instrument in a moment of “FRUSTRATION” http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/Canada/2007/05/15/4181329-sun.html

That’s women for you, men rape a child they’re all over it, other women do it, “OH, it’s just the stress of motherhood, poor dear get her some help” Bullshit.

Comment by thisisstupid
2008-09-01 20:25:19 - IP Man-Hash: 3a62a6072de9d

Not all women do that though. For every abuse a mom has committed, there is another guy who probably got a chick knocked up and deserted her. Usually desertion is a huge problem, because even a man can’t take care of a child alone. A kid is a lot of work, but most of you guys on this site wouldn’t know that because you’re to busy getting shit faced while SHE’S taking care of the kid.

Comment by Arbalest
2008-09-01 21:57:54 - IP Man-Hash: 54805e43d9b20

1) Check the fucking date. This was a year ago.

2) Unlike you chicks, I know that I can’t take care of a child so I keep my fucking legs close. When will you girls learn to take your responsibilty for your fuck-ups? If you think the man will leave, DON’T FUCK HIM. If you do you have NO right whatsoever to whine about getting pregnant.

And don’t give me that shit about desertion, you women have the nerve to sabatoge condoms and get yourselves pregnant with a used condom and a turkey baster when you KNOW the man is no good. You have no leg to stand on in this issue.