Whore-o-ween: Now For Kids!

If it looks like a stripper and costs like a stripper then it’s a stripper.

This Halloween, woman-kind has lowered the bar of decency yet another inch in their eternal quest for gold at the Whore Olympics, by giving their daughters the key to the Halloween Slut closet six years ahead of schedule.

If you haven’t been watching the news, or you haven’t attended any elementary school Halloween parties, let me tell you about the trick or treat you’ve been missing.

Jailbait.

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I hereby give MenAreBetterThanWomen.com’s coveted Honorary Man of the Month award to every mom and daughter combination who’ve conspired to put their pre-teen in one of these massively inappropriate outfits this season. Good work, ladies. You are pioneers in feminist ass-busting just like me, Dick Masterson.

All women are prostitutes. They’re not all lady businessmen; they’re not all able to spot the difference between a bounced check and a bar of gold; and they’re not all about to listen to reason for the first time as if they were a broken 70’s television set with wood paneling and a UHF knob that suddenly sprouted Bluetooth.

All women are whores.

That’s what Valentine’s Day is. One day set aside where you can pay your wife 50 dollars for a blow job. It’s cheaper than Christmas.

That’s what alimony is. In both prostitution and divorce, you’re paying the whore to leave. If you’re married, make sure you get your money’s worth before the bill comes. It’ll be the size of your phone number.

That’s what Halloween is. Whoretopia.

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I’m sickened each time I hear an ad promoting science and math among little girls. Little girls are stupider than their adult counterparts — way stupider. Now we’re supposed to teach them math just because the radio tells us to? I have a better idea. Why don’t we all just field goal kick footballs into each other’s nuts because the radio tells us to? That’s as pointless as putting a Calculus book in front of a little girl and not expecting three hours of crying and 50 dollars of Toys R Us.

No matter what their age, a woman’s affection is the same cost.

Feminism has been trying to cram the square peg of The Woman into the round hole that is The World for years. And they’ve been doing it with such Herculean tantrums, everyone has adopted their motto.

Women are more than whores.

What the fuck is wrong with a whore?

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Some of the greatest whores in human history have been whores. Putting your little girl into one of these obscene costumes isn’t negligent; it’s catapulting her into a life of whoring that is very much a reality for women.

Who knows what pinnacles she’ll reach. She could be a famous actress or a wealthy lady-lawyer. Both careers require tremendous amounts of whoring. She could even be president — or at least make a mockery of an attempt at running. After all, who else but a fucking whore grins like a rictus idiot while their husband fucks a fat pig on national television. That’s what it takes for a woman to become president.

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These outrageously over-sexualized costumes are not only illegal to jerk off to, they’re also an SAT prep course for pre-teen girls. Buy your son a chemistry set or a calculator. Don’t waste your daughter’s time. And don’t waste her future on books.

The only thing you do when you cram a square peg into a round hole is shave off the corners. Then you don’t even have a square, you have some kind of fucked, rounded oblong with a Women’s Studies degree and a cunt that hasn’t been cracked open since Thriller. Instead of cramming a square peg into a round hole, why not just chuck it into the sewer.

Happy Whore-o-ween to all the men. And to all the women, fuck off my website.

Oops, women did it again.

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  1. MansVoice Says:

    Hold on. Let me correct myself:

    Men dont submit to women, at least real men dont. I will never bow the knee to feminism or women. If women so desire, compete against men/me. Beat us. I am not talking about one sided wins. I am talking about total war, total victory. I will never submit to someone I deem inferior. As a man, I lead. This is part of chauvinism and I expect you to call me a prideful, egoistic man/boy/child whatever. Yeah, I am.

  2. Kristine Says:

    Mansvoice,

    I agree that men are superior to women in certain ways. Women are superior to men in certain ways. I don’t think you realize that it takes both to move society along. We are nothing without each other. You may feel that men’s traits are the best. Perhaps women feel that women’s traits are the best. Does it really matter, since you say men won’t even submit to each other, who the boss is? Oh, wait, your correction says you will submit to a man? What can a man give you? A woman can give so much more that can bring a man happiness and yet you will not hold her in high regard….see her role as just as important, yet different? Not allow her to grow and reach as far as she can because you feel it infringes upon you?

    I don’t think you are prideful or egotistical. Your comment about how men don’t submit is admirable and truly helps me to understand masculinity. Because in truth, as someone said earlier in this post, we really don’t know what it is like to be the other gender. Perhaps women are not as smart as men. Won’t the natural order of things expose that. If the majority of women are incompetent, they will find their place in society, wherever that may be. But does that mean that women must be despised and disdained if they do have the competence to compete. Women lead fortune 500 companies. I can change a tire, my own oil (although it might be more difficult for me than a man). I have even assisted in rebuilding the engine in my car because I am capable and if I truly wanted to I could go to school to become a mechanic. Do I have an interest in that? no. If I had to could I? Yes. Do I have friends who are helplessly retarded in those areas, yes. Do I fault them for their lack of talents? No. Do they have talents in others areas? Yes. Are they both men and women? Yes. And although I am not sure what is involved in drilling an oil derrick I do have the mental capacity to find out and at least understand what is involved and perhaps even organize a group of men to do the drilling. There is merit in that, just as if I were drilling. Both are needed to get the job done.

    You say men could do women’s work, true, but in most cases it would be crappily done, just as if I tried to compete with the best man physically, it would be sub-par. My point is that we don’t have to put one another down and claim the “it’s mine” mentality. The best part of masculinity does not include the “it’s mine”. Just as women have negative aspects the “it’s mine” aspect is certainly one of men’s. Competetiveness is an admirable quality in a man until it begins to be detrimental to society or the group or the family or whatever as a whole. The destruction in our world throughout history is a prime example of the wonderful competetive nature of man spinning out of control.

    This goes back to the “dominant” only having true power because it is given by another. Both roles are essential and have equal footing in society. Those who take destroy. Those who earn and respect and give credence are given power. But one does not exist without the other, and both win. So, truly, where does the power lie? In both.

    I suppose it is true that a man submitting to a woman is odd, and unnatural. However, a women, a true woman would never want such a thing if her position was upheld by a man as crucial, essential and valid. She would give all, it is in her nature. But it is also in her nature to resist domination. But she will willingly give all when it is obvious to her that a man does not wish to take control but to lead. So, I suppose the real truth is that men don’t submit and women will not be dominated. Men must ask for and aquire dominace and women must give submissiveness and have influence. But still the power is equal. Dominant does not mean Superior and Submissive does not mean Inferior. His power depends on her relinquishing control and her power depends on his counseling with her to make the best choice for all. True synergy cannot exist otherwise. Without such a balance there is contention and dissent; a battle for control. Both roles are essential, valid and of great worth, one not greater than the other.

  3. Kristine Says:

    TMansvoice said “There is no such thing as equality or an equal partnership. There has to be a ‘leader’ - treating both partners with respect and love is one thing. Who is the boss? That is another thing.”

    A boss is only a boss because someone is “willing” to work beneath them. Control is Given. The title of “Boss” is only as good as those who are willing to uphold the title. A “superior” has control but only as long as the “subordinate” submits and allows the control. The power is equal. The ’superior’ can remove the “subordinate’s” power at any time by no longer listening to the opinions and recommendations of the “subordinate”. However, the “subordinate” can remove the “superior’s” power at any time as well by no longer cooperating with the “superior”. It happens in government all the time. It happens with men and women as well. We don’t truly understand the balance of power and the equality in both sides. Both men and women can try to take control but neither will create the desired results. Those who take create resentment and eventually everything crumbles. A mutual reciprocation of power must exist. And that can only happen when each side concedes that each is as important as the other. Men will not submit and women will not be dominated. A balance of power is the only way to accomplish harmony and synergy.

  4. Clair Says:

    Somebody Else said:

    Clair, you’re an idiot. .. but in your feeble brain you mix them together because you can’t think of anything else to say other than make a stupid comment about respect having something to do with penises.

    wow, you went back 3 pages to find that. There was nothing iditoic about my post. I mentioned the word ‘penis’ to bring up a point. She gave a real battlers story and you plain out right discredited it because she wasn’t a guy, but if she was a guy you’d be singing her praises for whatever she did.

    God sake, she was in an abusive relationship, HAD A GUN TO HER HEAD, but stood strong and fought. That takes guts. She got carted away by the cops, she lost in court, she got a criminal record for defending herself, the men that were abusing her didn’t even get that much. But she still stood strong. And you have nothing to positive to say to her?

  5. Clair Says:

    Kristine said:

    Mansvoice,

    I agree that men are superior to women in certain ways. Women are superior to men in certain ways. I don’t think you realize that it takes both to move society along. We are nothing without each other. You may feel that men’s traits are the best. Perhaps women feel that women’s traits are the best. Does it really matter, since you say men won’t even submit to each other, who the boss is? Oh, wait, your correction says you will submit to a man? What can a man give you? A woman can give so much more that can bring a man happiness and yet you will not hold her in high regard….see her role as just as important, yet different? Not allow her to grow and reach as far as she can because you feel it infringes upon you?

    I don’t think you are prideful or egotistical. Your comment about how men don’t submit is admirable and truly helps me to understand masculinity. Because in truth, as someone said earlier in this post, we really don’t know what it is like to be the other gender. Perhaps women are not as smart as men. Won’t the natural order of things expose that. If the majority of women are incompetent, they will find their place in society, wherever that may be. But does that mean that women must be despised and disdained if they do have the competence to compete. Women lead fortune 500 companies. I can change a tire, my own oil (although it might be more difficult for me than a man). I have even assisted in rebuilding the engine in my car because I am capable and if I truly wanted to I could go to school to become a mechanic. Do I have an interest in that? no. If I had to could I? Yes. Do I have friends who are helplessly retarded in those areas, yes. Do I fault them for their lack of talents? No. Do they have talents in others areas? Yes. Are they both men and women? Yes. And although I am not sure what is involved in drilling an oil derrick I do have the mental capacity to find out and at least understand what is involved and perhaps even organize a group of men to do the drilling. There is merit in that, just as if I were drilling. Both are needed to get the job done.

    You say men could do women’s work, true, but in most cases it would be crappily done, just as if I tried to compete with the best man physically, it would be sub-par. My point is that we don’t have to put one another down and claim the “it’s mine” mentality. The best part of masculinity does not include the “it’s mine”. Just as women have negative aspects the “it’s mine” aspect is certainly one of men’s. Competetiveness is an admirable quality in a man until it begins to be detrimental to society or the group or the family or whatever as a whole. The destruction in our world throughout history is a prime example of the wonderful competetive nature of man spinning out of control.

    This goes back to the “dominant” only having true power because it is given by another. Both roles are essential and have equal footing in society. Those who take destroy. Those who earn and respect and give credence are given power. But one does not exist without the other, and both win. So, truly, where does the power lie? In both.

    I suppose it is true that a man submitting to a woman is odd, and unnatural. However, a women, a true woman would never want such a thing if her position was upheld by a man as crucial, essential and valid. She would give all, it is in her nature. But it is also in her nature to resist domination. But she will willingly give all when it is obvious to her that a man does not wish to take control but to lead. So, I suppose the real truth is that men don’t submit and women will not be dominated. Men must ask for and aquire dominace and women must give submissiveness and have influence. But still the power is equal. Dominant does not mean Superior and Submissive does not mean Inferior. His power depends on her relinquishing control and her power depends on his counseling with her to make the best choice for all. True synergy cannot exist otherwise. Without such a balance there is contention and dissent; a battle for control. Both roles are essential, valid and of great worth, one not greater than the other.

    I don’t agree fully, but I think that was very well thought out and compassionate. If this is how you live your life, I hope it turns out well.

  6. MansVoice Says:

    Kristine said:
    Does it really matter, since you say men won’t even submit to each other, who the boss is? Oh, wait, your correction says you will submit to a man? What can a man give you? A woman can give so much more that can bring a man happiness and yet you will not hold her in high regard….see her role as just as important, yet different?

    I will respect and defer to a man because he is a man. Will I try to be better than him? Most definitely. Will I ’submit’? Maybe yes, maybe no depending on his competence level. Women? No, I will never submit, respect or defer. I will serve and work but definitely not hold her in high regard.

    Kristine said:

    Not allow her to grow and reach as far as she can because you feel it infringes upon you?

    She can grow all she wants. Let it be known however that I will be competing against her. I will not treat her like a woman but as a competitor. I love to compete, I endorse competition. Just bring it. I will win. I dont know if you have read up about japanese warrior culture but there is one aspect I like to bring to your attention. “A true soldier dies, he never surrenders”. I will never surrender to a woman or feminism. Is this sexist? Hell yeah. As a man, no. My pride is at stake and I value that pride alot. If I cannot step up to the plate as well as a woman then I will leave but I honestly dont feel/believe that a woman will be more capable/competent than myself.

    Kristine said:
    A balance of power is the only way to accomplish harmony and synergy.

    Yin and Yang? Well, that scale today is tipping towards yin. That is what this site is for: Strike a balance, offer a reality check. Of course the balance wont always be 50-50 but I rather it be 60-40 in men’s favour than 30-70 in woman’s favour. Am I selfish? Sure am. Are men more competent and capable than women? In my honest opinion, yes.

    Kristine said:

    Those who take create resentment and eventually everything crumbles. A mutual reciprocation of power must exist.

    Well, the person who submits know why he/she submits. This is usually not out of free will, as you state but because he/she knows the power that the dominant party wields. For example, do soldiers in an army submit simply to fuse with a general’s dominance? No, there are a myriad of reasons why they submit such as fear, respect and awe. It is the same why most women submit to men. There are reasons in place such as money, money, power, money and more money.

    I am very liberal. I will definitely consult and take advise on my wife in all undertakings but if she thinks she is wearing the pants, she is going to be sadly mistaken. No, mi’lady, as a man, I am wearing the pants. I am the law of my house. Take it or put out. Respect me and you have all to gain - Chivalry, being treated as an equal and if possible, a luxurious lifestyle. Question and dominate me and she will be asked to leave. I dont stand for shit.

    @ Kristine: You make pretty good and fine responses and I agree with a lot of what you have to say. I apologize sometimes for my rudeness or aggressive nature. It is innate in me and I rather be frank than deceive myself.

  7. Jerry Says:

    Jeff said:

    Id be willing to bet the only parents letting their daughters into these costumes are single mothers.

    Single mothers are not the problem. Deadbeat dads and moms are,as are those who create these costumes…men. Face it MEN encourage women to be that way.I don’t know what women you are all chasing,but not all are whores or gold diggers. Maybe it is you and the vibes you put out.

  8. Geeza Says:

    Jerry said:

    Single mothers are not the problem. Deadbeat dads and moms are,as are those who create these costumes…men. Face it MEN encourage women to be that way.I don’t know what women you are all chasing,but not all are whores or gold diggers. Maybe it is you and the vibes you put out.

    If women achieve anything or do anything right, its down to their own efforts.

    If they dont, its male oppression, a glass ceiling, descrimination, the patriarchy, the government, religion, any male in the immediate vicinity, anything or anyone but themselves.

    And now women are no longer responsible for the way they dress. Its our fault guys.

    In male dominated societies, like 19th century England, or Japan, werent men guilty of trying to force women to be modest? In conservative countries today like Saudi Arabia or Iran are the men encouraging women to dress like sluts?

    Of course not. Once women gain their freedom, the first thing they want to do is express their freedom by exhibiting their ‘inner whore’.

  9. Clair Says:

    God you’re an idiot Geeza. You know, I could have considered your argument if you put a bit, JUST A LITTLE BIT, of objectiveness in there but you didn’t.

    God, I hope to GOD you a teenager becasue you have the mentality of one. You argue like one anyway.

  10. Andie Says:

    hey sweetie isnt it men who are the sick twisted fucks that rape little girls? A grandfather molested on the new recently molested his 5 year old granddaughter. Oh and it wasnt halloween!!

  11. UGK Says:

    As usual the females just cant help themselves from commenting on this site, even though they are are not allowed on this site.
    Always remember that women are simply machines that spew out words, nothing more!

  12. Gingersnap Says:

    Dick Masterson said:

    Gabrielle (concerned 17 year old) said:

    I’ve never dressed in anything like these for Halloween or ever plan on it…

    Probably because you’re fat enough to dress-up as a tool shed.

    -Dick

    WOAH-HO FUCKING OWNED!

    I was Rainbow Brite for Halloween ;]

  13. Arbalest Says:

    Hi, Andie? Aren’t women the ones who molest and rape babies AND GET AWAY WITH IT? At least men will punish a male rapist, women see a female rapist and go on about how she’s “ENJOYING HER SEXUALITY” and other bullshit.

  14. wow - female Says:

    @Arbalest - Women that rape and molest babies? Where have you read that? Im not suggesting that it hasnt ever happened, but Ive never heard of that before… Babies??

  15. Arbalest Says:

    Of course you haven’t heard of it, women always blame something and get off. It never fails.

    http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2007/03/09/BAGHMOJ376 7.DTL

    http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2006/11/01/BAG0UM3QD5 1.DTL&feed=rss.bayarea

    I can find it again but there was even one bitch who ct off her child’s dick. What was the first that came up? No, not how the child is screwed for life or how horribly the mother treated the kid. It was on how she had DRUG PROBLEMS.

    Or this one, who slashed her child’s throat.

    http://www1.wsvn.com/news/articles/local/MI34241/

    Or this one, who slamed her child into a muscial instrument in a moment of “FRUSTRATION” http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/Canada/2007/05/15/4181329-sun.html

    That’s women for you, men rape a child they’re all over it, other women do it, “OH, it’s just the stress of motherhood, poor dear get her some help” Bullshit.

  16. wow - female Says:

    @Arbalest - I was not suggesting that women dont do some pretty disgustingly sick things to their children, what I was saying is that Ive never heard a story of a woman molesting or raping babies…. When I lived in Plano Tx last year there was a woman there that cut her infant daughters arms off ultimately killing the baby. She claimed that god told her to do it.. what a sick fuck. I think she did get off on the insanity plea (rightfully so, anyone that does something like that HAS to be crazy) but wil spend the rest of her days in a menatl facility, hopefully anyway, shes a woman so more than likely shell be out next year…….

  17. Billy Says:

    Wow - Female
    Here you go..
    Notice how this bitch walks free.

    Article

    Another monster
    false rape algegations after she had force sex with her 12 year old cousin and then dumped the baby.

    Female Pedo Monster

  18. KL Says:

    perverts.. youre the one who looks at them that way

  19. Muzalon Says:

    Anyone remember this fat English cunt?

    http://news.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30100-12976681,00.html

  20. Manos Says:

    Again, I agree totally. And I don’t know if anyone else has noticed, but you can see this “whoreoween” 365 days a year. For example. Simply log on to your facebook, yahoo, or myspace account and browse RANDOM pictures from random women. If the women have kids, INEVITABLY they will have loads of pictures on their page. AND!!! more importantly, if they have a pre-teen girl, INEVITABLY you will see that preteen girl with a pound of make-up on her skull wearing some ridiculously “adult” outfit. And, if this happens, you can see it on the stupid woman’s front page sending out a red flag to any decent parent(meaning decent MALE parent) because all the women who view that atrocity see the girl and say “awww so cute!”and “isn’t she adorable” under the photos like painting a 4 year old up like a streetwalker is cute.
    ~Manos.

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